THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 26 Jun 2011, 14:28
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Before we start this week, I'd like to share this photoshop masterpiece my non-forum friend did when I showed him last week's caption images:
HERE (http://i.imgur.com/Y6t28.jpg)
<moderator> I have changed the image to a link, because it is likely to be offensive to some. </moderator>
Just for all the Kevin Smith fans out there.
And now, this week's image:
(http://i.imgur.com/NoNYB.png)
Enjoy!
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"Wow, that was an intense run, I can barely breath. Hmmm, wonder if I should give Dora a call?"
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"There are times when I wonder if there are people watching me and commenting on my every word. Then I realize that Pintsize left on his internal webcam again."
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"Hell ass balls, that was an ugly dream. Wonder if my life would have really been like that if I'd followed that Vicki chick to Massachusetts. Well, better get dressed. Should I take the Mercedes or the Hummer to the recording studio today?"
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"Ah crap, I gotta change my pants again. Damnit Pintsize, I told you I didn't want the vibrating bed!"
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"Hell ass balls, that was an ugly dream. Wonder if my life would have really been like that if I'd followed that Vicki chick to Massachusetts. Well, better get dressed. Should I take the Mercedes or the Hummer to the recording studio today?"
I actually liked the "cure for cancer" one better. But this one works, too. :D
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Was going for more, uh, realism. Also thought about: " ... To go visit Mom at the convent?"
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"We just go to bed. You wait for me to fall asleep. You go into the bathroom and slam the door. Yeah, first I just need you to put these things around the room. Pretend they're your things and this is your bedroom."
Maybe someone will get the reference >_>.
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I LOVE the Marten and Tai one.
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"Please God, let the last few months be a Dallas Dream."
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"We just go to bed. You wait for me to fall asleep. You go into the bathroom and slam the door. Yeah, first I just need you to put these things around the room. Pretend they're your things and this is your bedroom."
Maybe someone will get the reference >_>.
What a sweet Memento ;)
"Damn you, incontinence."
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"Who the hell is that on the floor?"
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EDIT: Self-removed for tastelessness.
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"Saigon. Shit."
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"I can't even think of anything good to hope I dream about tonight."
I have been this level of bummed out, and it looks exactly like Marten does here.
Wait, this isn't even slightly funny, erm
"LOL BUTTS LOL"
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Man, I sure wish I had saved money by switching to Geico . . .
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Keeps ya up at night, don't it?
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"Who the hell is that on the floor?"
"Faye! I thought your drinking had gotten better! "
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Marten: "Hmmm. It was strange that someone left a paper wrapped parcel, addressed to me, outside the apartment at 4 am. And even stranger is that the handwriting looks like Dora's. And stranger still is that that parcel seems to be ticking loudly. Well I guess I can just sle.."
Faye (offscreen) : "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
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Marten: "Hmmm. It was strange that someone left a paper wrapped parcel, addressed to me, outside the apartment at 4 am. And even stranger is that the handwriting looks like Dora's. And stranger still is that that parcel seems to be ticking loudly. Well I guess I can just sle.."
Faye (offscreen) : "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
I move: We have a winner.
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Marten: "Hmmm. It was strange that someone left a paper wrapped parcel, addressed to me, outside the apartment at 4 am. And even stranger is that the handwriting looks like Dora's. And stranger still is that that parcel seems to be ticking loudly. Well I guess I can just sle.."
Faye (offscreen) : "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
I move: We have a winner.
I was going to make it, "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHUT UP! I'VE GOT ANGUS HERE DOING A SPELLING TEST!"
Angus: "Errr, I'm right here."
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Marten: "Wait a minute... did I leave Hanners' oven on?"
Speech bubble from above: "Yes you did. But I took care of it."
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"That's the last time I have Pizza with Halapenos and watch 300!"
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"What am I sitting on?"
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"I really gotta put a parental filter on Pintsize."
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"That's the last time I have Pizza with Halapenos and watch 300!"
"That's the last time I watch gladiator movies with Steve!"
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Marten: "Hmmm. It was strange that someone left a paper wrapped parcel, addressed to me, outside the apartment at 4 am. And even stranger is that the handwriting looks like Dora's. And stranger still is that that parcel seems to be ticking loudly. Well I guess I can just sle.."
Faye (offscreen) : "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
I move: We have a winner.
I was going to make it, "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHUT UP! I'VE GOT ANGUS HERE DOING A SPELLING TEST!"
Angus: "Errr, I'm right here."
Shouldn't that be:
Angus: "Uhhm, ahm wigh hewe?"
:evil:
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"Hauw ooo yoo shbelll Whiddager?"
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".-- .... .. - .- -.- - damn I gotta start over"
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I'm sure Faye wouldn't mind.
:evil: again
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Shouldn't that be:
Angus: "Uhhm, ahm wigh hewe?"
:evil:
*High five*
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"That's the last time I have Pizza with Halapenos and watch 300!"
"That's the last time I watch gladiator movies with Steve!"
Carrying on
"Last time I spend time in a Turkish prison..."
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Marten: "Alone again. Well, I suppose I better crack open that crate of lotion Mom sent. God damn her...."
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"I hate to admit it, but deep down? I really do like Vanilla Ice."
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Which strip is this from? I have no memory of that panel.
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Number 1891: External Monologue Issues (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1891)
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And as a final bow to Lloyd Bridges:
"I picked a helluva week to quit [insert some substance here]!"
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In Marty's case, I'm guessing that substance would be valium. Or codeine (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=610).
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Which strip is this from? I have no memory of that panel.
I know this is just a question from you (one that's even been answered), but I like it as a possible meta-comment from Marten.
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Ah, now I remember. I expected it to be an image from within the last week or so.
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"What are these little guys doing with my underpants?"
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"What are these little guys doing with my underpants?"
{url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiSI6OdqvA]PROFIT!![/url]
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"What are these little guys doing with my underpants?"
PROFIT!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiSI6OdqvA)
FYP - gotta watch that shifty SHIFT key...
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"What are these little guys doing with my underpants?"
PROFIT!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiSI6OdqvA)
FYP - gotta watch that shifty SHIFT key...
I think this was the work of the even shiftier AltGr key.
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Depends on where you are. I, too, need to hit AltGr to get square brackets (makes using Mathematica royal pain). The US keyboard layout is easier in this respect. FYI I have Scandinavian letters with diacritical extras, where our American friends have them brackets.
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"Happy Birthday, Grandma!"
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Depends on where you are. I, too, need to hit AltGr to get square brackets (makes using Mathematica royal pain). The US keyboard layout is easier in this respect. FYI I have Scandinavian letters with diacritical extras, where our American friends have them brackets.
On a US Keyboard, square brackets ( [ ] )* don't need any other key. Curly brackets ( { } )* are square brackets with the shift key.
*Worst ASCII boobs ever.
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"Oh god what did I just step in, and how the fuck did it get in my room."
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"But it wasn't a dream! You were there, and you, and...
No, wait, it was a dream.
Damn."
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"No offence, Angus, but I'd appreciate it if you stopped doing that to my carpet."
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"...thanks for using a condom though."
Angus: I decided to try neon orange this time.
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"I guess Foldgers it is until further notice. Better rinse out these socks."
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It was his sled!