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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jul 2011, 19:14

Title: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jul 2011, 19:14

Last week was fun! ONWARD!


(http://i.imgur.com/hoUpt.png)

Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Jul 2011, 19:33

Dora: "Hello. My name is Dora. And I have Dandruff"

Rest of room: "Hi, Dora"

Sign over door: Dandruff-havers' Support Group, SMIF Chapter

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: DSL on 24 Jul 2011, 19:40

DORA: "I wore the thrift-store slip again, didn't I?"
EVERYONE ELSE: "Yeah."
HANNERS: "I'm sorry!"
TAI: "I'm not!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Jul 2011, 19:58

"We're sorry, we thought you were Marten."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: DSL on 24 Jul 2011, 20:03

MARTEN: "I wore Dora's thrift-store slip again, didn't I?"
EVERYONE ELSE: "AND a thong."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Kugai on 24 Jul 2011, 22:22

Dora:  "Imhotep!  Imhotep!  Imhotep!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 25 Jul 2011, 04:53

You'll always know when you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe by how quickly people turn and look at you when you enter a room.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Jul 2011, 05:04

BRAAAAPPPPPPPP!

(No one light a match!)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: SirDudley on 25 Jul 2011, 12:13

Girl in lower right foreground: "So that's what 'deer in headlights' looks like on a person. Huh. Thought it would be more silly."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: dr. nervioso on 25 Jul 2011, 19:53

Dora: God Damnit! Did Marten tell the story abut the flashlight again?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 25 Jul 2011, 19:58

Random Person in Crowd: "Crap, an outsider has found our secret alter to worship Cthulu and stumbled across our plans to raise ancient Ry'Leth ... She must not leave!"
Random Person next to Random Person in Crowd: "Dude, Dora's already begun worshipping. I mean, she can already speak Cthulu's tongue."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Kugai on 25 Jul 2011, 22:28

Crowd:  "Muad'Dora  Muad'Dora  Muad'Dora."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: DSL on 26 Jul 2011, 02:22

Quote from: Kugai on 25 Jul 2011, 22:28

Crowd:  "Muad'Dora  Muad'Dora  Muad'Dora."

Coffee of Dune?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Jul 2011, 02:53

Jeph's first name for the place.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jul 2011, 11:17

I love it.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jul 2011, 17:36

*bows Courtly Style*

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: The Duke on 26 Jul 2011, 21:16

Dora: "Wh-what's going on?"
Hanners: "You finally came in!"
Faye: "And you just cost me twenty bucks."
Nattily Dressed Bartender Who Is There For Some Reason: "And I'm putting it toward the brave young lady's tab."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: cesariojpn on 27 Jul 2011, 05:41

And at that moment, Dora realized......she had forgotten her American Express card.

Don't leave home without it.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Jul 2011, 06:17

Quote from: The Duke on 26 Jul 2011, 21:16

Dora: "Wh-what's going on?"
Hanners: "You finally came in!"
Faye: "And you just cost me twenty bucks."
Nattily Dressed Bartender Who Is There For Some Reason: "And I'm putting it toward the brave young lady's tab."

Win!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: DSL on 27 Jul 2011, 08:38

Quote from: jwhouk on 27 Jul 2011, 06:17

Quote from: The Duke on 26 Jul 2011, 21:16

Dora: "Wh-what's going on?"
Hanners: "You finally came in!"
Faye: "And you just cost me twenty bucks."
Nattily Dressed Bartender Who Is There For Some Reason: "And I'm putting it toward the brave young lady's tab."

Win!

Seconded!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Kugai on 27 Jul 2011, 15:22

"I talked to Marten!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Jul 2011, 13:43

*beat*
Pink-haired chick: This is the shittiest surprise birthday I've ever seen!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Spiff on 31 Jul 2011, 07:43

Doras inner voice:"I just had a nice talk with Marten."
Dora:"I just hope noone finds the body."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: barackollama on 31 Jul 2011, 08:42

Dora: What??
Hanners: How'd you kill him like that yet not get any blood on your dress?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: akronnick on 31 Jul 2011, 16:10

Quote from: Spiff on 31 Jul 2011, 07:43

Doras inner voice:"I just had a nice talk with Marten."
Dora:"I just hope noone finds the body."

I think you said the out loud part in your head and the in your head part out loud!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: DSL on 01 Aug 2011, 07:24

I hate it when that happens.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 20!
Post by: Spiff on 01 Aug 2011, 07:57

Indeed, it always leads to awkward situations.