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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 07 Aug 2011, 13:14

Title: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 Aug 2011, 13:14: This should be a fun week! Enjoy!

(http://i.imgur.com/ShLeo.png)

Hairdresser: We both have blue eyes! Let's breed and continue the legacy of the pure snow white of the aryan race! Heil Hitler!
Marten: :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Skewbrow on 07 Aug 2011, 13:47: Hairdresser: "I love my job. Moving a sharp blade an inch from a helpless guy's jugular gives me such a high. It's better than sex!"

Marten: "Is that a grindstone on the counter? Eh, I mean, my hair looks good now. See you in two months or so."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: SirDudley on 07 Aug 2011, 18:35: Marten: Butts?
Hairdresser: No. Owls.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: DSL on 07 Aug 2011, 19:27: MARTEN: "All I asked was, what's the name of the girl at the espresso machine?"
MISS FRIZZLE: "That's right."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: jwhouk on 07 Aug 2011, 19:33: Hairdresser: "Did you just see that brick flying past?"
Marten: "Uh, no?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: DSL on 07 Aug 2011, 19:34: MARTEN: "Can you make me look less like her?"
MISS FRIZZLE (gestures meaningfully with scissors): "Or ... more."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: SirDudley on 07 Aug 2011, 19:36: Hairdresser: Your mom took my virginity.
Marten: Wonderful....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Kugai on 07 Aug 2011, 20:09: Hairdresser: "I am your mother!!"
Marten: "Noooooooo!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Border Reiver on 08 Aug 2011, 04:59: Hairdresser: "Can I interest you in saving money with Geico?"

Marten: "Can we just stop beating this poor dead horse? The meat must be tender by now!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Spiff on 08 Aug 2011, 06:30: Hairdresser:"Is it safe?"
Marten:"Is what safe?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Carl-E on 08 Aug 2011, 07:20: Hairdresser: "Oooh, look, I can see Charlene right through there!"

Marten: "Doesn't that joke get old after a while?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2011, 08:53: It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it and the first few Google results are unhelpful. Please explain?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Spiff on 08 Aug 2011, 09:54: Hint: It's an insult.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Border Reiver on 08 Aug 2011, 09:56: Hairdresser: "You got a real purty mouth there boy."

MArten: "I've seen enough of Deliverance to know this isn't going to end well."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: jwhouk on 08 Aug 2011, 12:20: Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2011, 08:53
It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it and the first few Google results are unhelpful. Please explain?

Think "hole in your head".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Carl-E on 08 Aug 2011, 14:38: Quote from: jwhouk on 08 Aug 2011, 12:20
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2011, 08:53
It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it and the first few Google results are unhelpful. Please explain?

Think "hole in through your head".

It just looked to me like she was looking in one ear...

...and so, out the other.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 08 Aug 2011, 16:20: M: "Waddup"
H: "OOH! *big hug* I _LOVE_ THE SKINNY ANGSTY ONES!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: SirDudley on 09 Aug 2011, 16:57: Hairdresser: I'm Team Edward. What about you?
Marten: I'm Team My Fist Will Be In Your Face In A Minute Followed By My Knee In Your Gut.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 Aug 2011, 17:37: Why would we care if she's on his team?

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Border_Reiver/edward.jpg)

I want the Admiral on my side!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: SirDudley on 09 Aug 2011, 18:04: Quote from: Border Reiver on 09 Aug 2011, 17:37
Why would we care if she's on his team?

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Border_Reiver/edward.jpg)

I want the Admiral on my side!
OhYou.jpg
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: wrwight on 09 Aug 2011, 22:04: oh, now I want a shirt that has that graphic and says "Team Edward"

EDIT: Oh look, hijinks ensue has one! Funny strip too. I hadn't seen it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 22!
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 10 Aug 2011, 16:34: Oh man for this week you HAVE TO pick the gif of 1988. You don't get that opportunity too often. Maybe this time only (?).