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Title: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 11 Sep 2011, 12:28

Two this week!
First:

(http://i.imgur.com/c55cK.png)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Sep 2011, 12:47

"I hope it was all right for me to use the ladies's room".
"From what I hear, it wasn't the first time".

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: cesariojpn on 11 Sep 2011, 13:02

Marten: Why does this "Organic" Espresso taste funny?
Padma: Ask Faye at Coffee of Doom about it. I learned it from her.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Carl-E on 11 Sep 2011, 14:01

"Where do you want me to put this cup?"

"..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Skewbrow on 11 Sep 2011, 14:07

"Padma, I was wondering... have you got anything planned for tonight?"

"Oh, you told me that your band is looking for a singer. Sorry, I can't sing worth s#¤%"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Sep 2011, 15:48

Marten:  "You have a very attractive postierior."

Padma:  "?!?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Sep 2011, 21:24

Marten: So what's the secret of the secret bakery?

Padma: Well before we **** the ********* in the **** process we ***** instead of ********. That  makes the  **** **** ***** less **** but still ***** so when we ****** it, it's ***** ** instead of *********** as you would expect.

Marten: I am so turned on right now. How do you make those asterisks come out of your mouth like that?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: techkid on 12 Sep 2011, 03:30

Marten: "Your kitchen must have been built by some post-modern plumbers or something. The sinks they installed in those small cubicles are weird. Anyway, I washed your cup."

Padma: "First, that's your cup. Second, turn around and read the sign on the door..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: cesariojpn on 12 Sep 2011, 04:15

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 11 Sep 2011, 21:24

Marten: So what's the secret of the secret bakery?

Padma: Well before we **** the ********* in the **** process we ***** instead of ********. That  makes the  **** **** ***** less **** but still ***** so when we ****** it, it's ***** ** instead of *********** as you would expect.

Marten: I am so turned on right now. How do you make those asterisks come out of your mouth like that?

Damn, and i was gonna make a caption about Breast Milk......

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: DSL on 12 Sep 2011, 04:29

MARTEN: "I can't make a robot pregnant."
PADMA: "Oooh, townie drama. Can't you adopt?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Sep 2011, 05:45

Marten: "Do you really think I could get a robot pregnant?"

Padma: "Nah, not enough mojo. Your boyfriend though..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Heliphyneau on 12 Sep 2011, 16:21

Marten:  Look, I know I'm new here, but . . . do I have to fill the whole cup?

Padma:  It's either that or swallow this plate.  Whole.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Akima on 12 Sep 2011, 19:23

Marten: "Why do I have to pee in this cup? Are you testing for drugs?"

Padma: "Well, not for steroids, obviously."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Sep 2011, 04:24

Akima - you win.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Sep 2011, 04:20

Second image!


(http://i.imgur.com/3xkZT.png)

Fever for the flavor of Pringles: actual footage.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: TinPenguin on 15 Sep 2011, 04:24

[off frame] "You see, this is why you should never employ AnthroPCs. Anyone got a charger?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 15 Sep 2011, 04:57

Another off-screen line: “Aren't you supposed to wear makeup for these zombie walks? And also maybe walk?”

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Sep 2011, 06:26

"Mid-morning stares: They're okay at 8 AM, not 8 PM."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: techkid on 15 Sep 2011, 07:36

*Open the tops of their heads* "Well, there's your problem. Power supply's drained." *Reach inside* "I need a couple more hamsters here, these ones here have passed out."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Skewbrow on 15 Sep 2011, 07:58

Quote from: techkid on 15 Sep 2011, 07:36

*Open the tops of their heads* "Well, there's your problem. Power supply's drained." *Reach inside* "I need a couple more hamsters Imps here, these ones here have passed out."

FTFY

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Kwark on 15 Sep 2011, 10:21

(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2937/qccap.jpg)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2011, 18:58

(Off Frame)  Dora  "I really hate it when Telepaths have an argument."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: cesariojpn on 15 Sep 2011, 19:18

Off-frame: Wow, they never covered this in Customer Service class......

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Tova on 15 Sep 2011, 19:41

frrrrrrt!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Carl-E on 15 Sep 2011, 20:01

Quote from: Tova on 15 Sep 2011, 19:41

frrrrrrt!

... in stereo!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2011, 19:09

hahaha

(http://i.imgur.com/QfAsq.gif)



by my friend Ford W. Maverick

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: techkid on 17 Sep 2011, 02:03

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2011, 19:09

hahaha

(http://i.imgur.com/QfAsq.gif)



by my friend Ford W. Maverick

The winner is... the hypnotoad. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Sep 2011, 03:47

What is a hypnotoad? A copycat ripping off Asimov's V-frogs from Venus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Starr_and_the_Oceans_of_Venus)?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 17 Sep 2011, 04:19

THE HYPNOTOAD. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5qc-xPNp6k) (it's from Futurama)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Sep 2011, 05:59

Since my next question would be "What's Futurama?", it may be best that I take a refresher course in googling things up for myself. Sorry 'bout being obtuse.

Edit: @IDHG No problem, really! Just one of those days when having a mostly disjoint set of (pop)culture references from the rest of the gang gets to me. I really should have learned not to let that disturb my inner peace by now.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 17 Sep 2011, 06:31

Not obtuse dude, you just obviously have better things to do then watch cartoons* and/or pay attention to internet memes (which Hypnotoad has kinda become).



*before you flame me, I pretty much watch only cartoons, when I watch TV at all. Pot calling kettle ok?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: DSL on 17 Sep 2011, 10:24

Quote from: Skewbrow on 17 Sep 2011, 03:47

What is a hypnotoad? A copycat ripping off Asimov's V-frogs from Venus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Starr_and_the_Oceans_of_Venus)?

I wouldn't be surprised if the Futurama folks intended the hypnotoad as an homage to Asimov ... their riffs on science fiction tend to display detailed knowledge.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: DSL on 17 Sep 2011, 10:26

Oh, and ...

MARIGOLD: "Is it my turn to be psychoanalyzed in the forums?"
HANNELORE: "Afraid so. Also, you have a stalker. Besides Dale, I mean."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
Post by: jwhouk on 17 Sep 2011, 12:30

Quote from: DSL on 17 Sep 2011, 10:26

MARIGOLD: "Is it my turn to be psychoanalyzed in the forums?"
HANNELORE: "Afraid so. Also, you have a stalker. Besides Dale, I mean."

WIN.