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Title: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Oct 2011, 15:28
Man October's going by so fast! Anyway, enjoy!

(http://i.imgur.com/rBQ4I.png) (http://imgur.com/rBQ4I)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Oct 2011, 15:50
"I shall find a boxcar and explore this great country!"
"Raven said dating a hobo was fun."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: akronnick on 23 Oct 2011, 15:52
"Yeah, but their all really into anal..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Oct 2011, 16:41
Angus: "Wait, is today Thursday?" 

Faye:  "No."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 23 Oct 2011, 16:46
Angus:  "So, the Prof should be arriving in about five minutes according to that letter I got form Marty."

Faye:  "Given to you by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and wearing silver glasses - Are you sure you haven't been drinking?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: cesariojpn on 23 Oct 2011, 17:05
Angus:  "So, the Prof should be arriving in about five minutes according to that letter I got form Marty."

Faye:  "Given to you by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and wearing silver glasses - Are you sure you haven't been drinking?"

-100 points for not referencing BTTF III.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 23 Oct 2011, 19:21
Who says I wasn't

Remember they're at a Train Station beside Railway Lines??!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: jwhouk on 23 Oct 2011, 19:24
Angus: "Okay, let's see if I get this straight - Take the last train to Clarksville..."
Faye: "...and I'll meet you at the station." 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Tova on 23 Oct 2011, 20:27
This isn't particularly funny, but it's noteworthy that the OP kinda fits.

Angus: Man October's going by so fast!
Faye: Anyway, enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 23 Oct 2011, 22:52
Angus:  "Well, I knew I'd have to take the morning train."

Faye:  "Don't worry, when you come home again you'll find me waiting."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Soulsynger on 23 Oct 2011, 23:02
Angus: "I've been looking at my watch for three minutes straight but I still smell pink bunnies."
Faye: "Yeah, cheese does that to me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: WAYF on 24 Oct 2011, 00:22
Faye: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngg.

Angus: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Marten (off-screen): They've been at this ever since Angus said he was leaving, how can we snap them out of it??

Hannelore (likewise): I could ask Dr. Corrine...

Dora (also off-screen): Nah, they're too far gone for that.

Faye: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Angus: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Border Reiver on 24 Oct 2011, 04:29
Angus:  "Why did that man in the top hat say, "Welcome to the island of Sodor?""

Faye:  "Dunno.  I'm more concerned with why the oncoming train has a big smiley face on the front."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 24 Oct 2011, 06:42
ANGUS: "All I know is that the hours are long, under these conditions, and constrain us to beguile them with proceedings which –how shall I say– which may at first sight seem reasonable, until they become a habit. You may say it is to prevent our reason from foundering. No doubt. But has it not long been straying in the night without end of the abyssal depths? That's what I sometimes wonder. You follow my reasoning?"
FAYE: "We are all born mad. Some remain so."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Border Reiver on 24 Oct 2011, 09:51
As a follow on to DSL (and to quote Jaws)-

Angus:  "Wanna get drunk and fool around."

Faye:  "Yup."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 24 Oct 2011, 10:35
Coming soon to a Redbox near you, the joint Border Riever/DSL production of "Waiting For A Bigger Boat'" by Peter Beckett.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: GeoCorn on 24 Oct 2011, 13:27
"Do you ever get the feeling the whole internet is watching us?"
"Paranoid much?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Oct 2011, 14:33
Angus: Man, I think I need to see a doctor for my wrist.

Faye: I *WARNED* you "duck duck boobs" was getting old but no, you wouldn't listen.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Oct 2011, 14:34
Angus: "####it, that's the third time Tracy has buzzed me and asked where I am."
Faye: "Who escaped now? Flattop? Pruneface? Trudy Plenty?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 24 Oct 2011, 15:29
Angus:  "KHAAAAAAAN!!!!!  KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

Faye:  "I knew we shouldn't have done that Star Trek marathon last night."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 24 Oct 2011, 16:05
Well, if you're gonna invoke Trek:

ANGUS: "I have been, and always shall be, your flgm ... Threim ... Fling ..."
FAYE: "Well, great. I have need of one, or maybe many ... Bourbons."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 24 Oct 2011, 16:10
Faye drinking Romulan Ale or Bloodwine

Now THERE'S  a scary thought.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 24 Oct 2011, 16:15
"It's ... It's ... It's green." (satisfied smirk, slides to floor.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Akima on 24 Oct 2011, 18:00
Blue. (http://aphr.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/the_enterprise_incident_194.jpg)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Carl-E on 24 Oct 2011, 18:47
No, it's green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWEDZFoLmyA). 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Akima on 24 Oct 2011, 19:11
Angus: "When you hear the whistle blowing eight to the bar..."

Faye: "Er... You're not listening to Prog Metal?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: akronnick on 24 Oct 2011, 19:21
"It's ... It's ... It's green." (satisfied smirk, slides to floor.)

Blue. (http://aphr.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/the_enterprise_incident_194.jpg)

No, it's green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWEDZFoLmyA). 

People, people!

Romulan Ale is blue.

Aldebaran Whiskey is  green.

There will be a quiz!!!!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 24 Oct 2011, 19:28
Will there be lab work?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Oct 2011, 19:37
I think this is might be the most obscure-refrence-y caption game we've had so far  :-o



keep it up  :laugh:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Oct 2011, 19:49
Angus: "I hear the train a-coming."
Faye: "It's coming 'round the bend."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Oct 2011, 20:11
this one seems oddly appropriate, with apologies to JMS (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0517653/quotes)

A: "No boom."

F: "No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 24 Oct 2011, 21:19
this one seems oddly appropriate

A: "No boom."

F: "No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."


And you win a White Star.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Soulsynger on 24 Oct 2011, 23:15
Angus: "What's the word?"
Faye: "B-b-b-bird bird bird! Bi-bird's the word! B-b-b-bird bird...!" ...

(This morning has broken crazy.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Spiff on 25 Oct 2011, 05:58
Angus: I wonder if I will observe any relativistic effects on my watch while I'm on the train.
Faye: Better not, I don't want to be old and wrinkled when you come back.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: GeoCorn on 25 Oct 2011, 10:17
"The fuck is Pond?"
"its a band from the nineties when you were too busy listening to Boyz II Men"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: dreed on 25 Oct 2011, 10:32
Where the hell is he?

He probably tried to drive Tardis on neutral again.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 25 Oct 2011, 15:17
Angus: "So...I'll see you in a week... Do you want me to bring you back anything?"
Faye: "Yeah, when you hunted down some hobos, bring me back a couple of those hankerchefs they have tied to a stick, I want to see what they have in there."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 25 Oct 2011, 15:43
ANGUS: "Huh. Look at that. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'..."
FAYE : "... Into the future?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 25 Oct 2011, 16:04
Angus:  "Where is Harry Potter?  He knows we're needed at Hogwarts."

Faye:  "He'll be here, don't worry."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: GeoCorn on 25 Oct 2011, 16:05
Angus: "So...I'll see you in a week... Do you want me to bring you back anything?"
Faye: "Yeah, when you hunted down some hobos, bring me back a couple of those hankerchefs they have tied to a stick, I want to see what they have in there."
that actually sounds like a realistic Faye response lol
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 Oct 2011, 19:02
ANGUS: "Huh. Look at that. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'..."
FAYE : "... Into the future?"

Marten (offscreen): They're stoned again.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Kugai on 25 Oct 2011, 19:25
Angus:  "Welcome....."

Faye:  "....Toooo the Machine."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Soulsynger on 26 Oct 2011, 03:09
Angus: "I wonder what bystanders incapable of reading lips might think we're talking about."

Faye: "Oh, thats no problem. You can read about it on this one creepy website's board (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27515.0.html)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: akronnick on 26 Oct 2011, 04:24

Self referential post is self referential!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Soulsynger on 26 Oct 2011, 04:44
Self referential post is self referential!

Angus: "Self referential post is self referential!"
Faye: "Yo,dawg, I heard you like self referencing, so I put some self referencing into your self referencing so you can self reference while self referencing."

edit:
But surely I'm not the first one to make a self-ref joke like that, am I? Was I just original? Oh my god! I'm gettin' the vapors!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Oct 2011, 05:26
Angus: "Owls?"
Faye: "OWLS."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Oct 2011, 09:35
Faye: "Oh my god! I'm gettin' the vapors!"

Angus: "No, that's me.  I had cabbage last night with dinner."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Oct 2011, 12:02
Angus: "So as  a result of your developing and acknowledging emotional attachment and the implicit trust that you have that I, as the recipient of said attachmetn will a.  Not betray said trust by either an act of suicide or by sleeping around; and b.  That I will come back; are you thinking of becoming so overwhelmed by this that you will fall back on a self-destructive binge?"


Faye:  "Yes, I believe I will."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 26 Oct 2011, 12:09
ANGUS: "OWLS? I thought you'd turned to NEWTs."
FAYE: "I got better ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 26 Oct 2011, 13:56
Angus: "What could be keeping Doc Brown? He said he'd be here!"
Faye: "I hate to break it to you, but that was a Christopher Lloyd look-a-like with a Delorean....."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 27 Oct 2011, 06:55
ANGUS: "Promise me you won't overdo it with the booze tonight and get in trouble."
FAYE: "It'll be OK. Padma says she's just serving punch."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Oct 2011, 08:59
^ +1

NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/GjR2P.png) (http://imgur.com/GjR2P)

 :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Oct 2011, 09:25
Hanners:  "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Steve:  "WTF?"

Marten:  "You're kidding right?  You make me look buff."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Oct 2011, 09:26
HANNERS: "Glue?"
STEVE: "Crazy-glue."
MARTEN: "I thought you'd know better than to shake hands with Pintsize by now…"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Oct 2011, 11:27
Marten:  "I am not  checking you for lice!" 

Hanners:  "PLEEEEEEASE???"

Steve:  "Don't look at me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 27 Oct 2011, 11:28
Hanners: "Feel the gaze of my ajna chakra!"
Steve: "......What?"
Marten: "You better get a hygienic magic marker, she could be standing like that for a while..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Soulsynger on 27 Oct 2011, 14:36
Hanners: "I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiis big!"

Steve: "No way!"

Marten: "Wait, was that in space?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Oct 2011, 15:46
ANGUS: "Promise me you won't overdo it with the booze tonight and get in trouble."
FAYE: "It'll be OK. Padma says she's just serving punch."

<ed mcmahon>HEY-OOOOOH!!!</ed>
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 27 Oct 2011, 16:56
MARTEN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
STEVE: (applauds wildly)
HANNERS (glares at Steve) "May a sex-crazed rhinoceros take a liking to your car."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Oct 2011, 17:49
MARTEN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
STEVE: (applauds wildly)
HANNERS (glares at Steve) "May a sex-crazed rhinoceros take a liking to your car."

You know, a LOT of these kids today won't get that reference, oh Great and Magnificent Carnac.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: DSL on 27 Oct 2011, 19:08
Oh, all right then ...
MARTEN: "Who's at the cash register, What's running the espresso machine and I Don't Know's cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses."
STEVE : "That's what I'm askin', is what's the name of the girl at the cash register?"
HANNERS: "Not that again. You're making my head hurt."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 27 Oct 2011, 21:37
Hannelore: "I'm Emma Frost."

Steve:  "Emma Frost?"

Marten:  "I knew those tiny outfits, and those boobs,  were just a telepathiic projection."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Wagimawr on 27 Oct 2011, 22:17
<ed mcmahon>HEY-OOOOOH!!!</ed>

http://www.hiyoooo.com/
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Soulsynger on 27 Oct 2011, 23:04
Hanners: "LOL!"

Steve: "LOL?"

Marten: "She just said it, dude!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Oct 2011, 23:13
Hannelore: "Freese. With an S."
Steve: "Freese?"
Marten: "Okay, now I know you're full of it. I don't know anybody in baseball with that last name."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: dreed on 28 Oct 2011, 00:30
Hanners: I'm Batman
Steve: You're Batman?
Marten: She is Batman alright.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: idontunderstand on 28 Oct 2011, 01:00
It's just impossible to beat the original lines.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: GeoCorn on 28 Oct 2011, 17:31
it's like Jeph tweeted last night: when in doubt, butts.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
Post by: Yarin on 29 Nov 2011, 11:10
double butts