70,000+ without power in western ma. I suspect it may be a while before ours comes back on. #shit
Jeph got something up despite the primitive conditions prevailing in NE USA.
Yelling Bird won't be happy about this. Of course he's probably flown south for the winter, so maybe hie doesn't care.
Yelling Bird won't be happy about this. Of course he's probably flown south for the winter, so maybe hie doesn't care.
In the dark version:
OH MY GOD, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERY......OOOFFF!! DAMMNIT, I CAN'T FLY IN THE DARK, WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS SHIT HERE!!
Yelling Bird won't be happy about this. Of course he's probably flown south for the winter, so maybe hie doesn't care.
In the dark version:
OH MY GOD, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERY......OOOFFF!! DAMMNIT, I CAN'T FLY IN THE DARK, WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS SHIT HERE!!
Hi! I'm Randy! I'm a bandicoot!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, YOU UNDEAD THING YOU!!!!
I think that was a guest strip. Or possibly his 'wedding day slacker' strip.Found it. And, it was "before wedding day slacker": http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1236
Jeph is a trooper.Indeed. He is a frood that definitely knows where his towel is.
What bodies? :evil: :-D
And seriously, Hanners must have done a Rockette Kick to get Faye in the boob like that.
What bodies? :evil: :-D
And seriously, Hanners must have done a Rockette Kick to get Faye in the boob like that.
Dear God, we're analyzing FILLER STRIPS now.And this surprises you? :-o
or the Mods have a radar against that sort and bounce 'em before we notice
Hopefully he stocked the fridge before the storm hit.
... It's like a horribly bad "In Soviet Russia" meme gone mentally insane.
Dear God, we're analyzing FILLER STRIPS now.We analyze everything- it's what we do. Some of the most energetic conversations on here have been during guest strip weeks.
It's not bad compared to other fandoms. I was just reading the other day about the fandom around the show Supernatural. The more wackadoo fans of that show are convinced the two male leads are a couple, and that the recent announcement of the wife of the one being pregnant is horrible, because they're bringing a poor, innocent child into their deception. If there's anyone at that level of nuttiness about QC they sure don't hang around here.And of course post lots- and lots of fanfiction about it. *checks fanfiction.net* 43,700 stories and counting. There's so much the brothers found some in universe and commented on how creepy it was that people were shipping them together.
I didn't think there was room on the couch for Hanners to curl up like that vettechinohioI Googled that and only got results for "vet tech in Ohio", so what are you talking about?
All that means is that there's more that has to be eaten before it spoils...Not if the fridge is on a patio.
That's good for a blizzard but not for a hurricane or an earthquake.For earthquakes a producing garden is best, for hurricanes MREs.
I think Sergi should feature in the QC universe regularly.Having many friends has many benefits. :angel:
Very impressed that Jeph managed to organise guest strips and the like in such a short period of time. Most people wouldn't have bothered.
Canned goods and boxed items, people! And don't forget the manual can opener... :-D
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27540.msg1061418.html#msg1061418I didn't think there was room on the couch for Hanners to curl up like that vettechinohioI Googled that and only got results for "vet tech in Ohio", so what are you talking about?
I wonder if Sergei used to work for Vladek?
Yes there are, both stationary desktop ones used by production kitchens and portable novelty battery ones. They've been around since at least the sixties and probably earlier.Canned goods and boxed items, people! And don't forget the manual can opener... :-D
Wait... as opposed to what? There are such things as electric can openers? What. :?
... It's like a horribly bad "In Soviet Russia" meme gone mentally insane.
No, you got it...
But also the possibility of forgetting any sort of opener exists. Which is fine for pull-tab cans but nit much use for soldered ones.
All that means is that there's more that has to be eaten before it spoils... No power, remember?Obviously a diesel generator is the answer. Expensive though.
Seconding Akima. I'll pause as we wait for the singularity to occur after such an unlikely event.All that means is that there's more that has to be eaten before it spoils... No power, remember?Obviously a diesel generator is the answer. Expensive though.
Seconding Akima. I'll pause as we wait for the singularity to occur after such an unlikely event.All that means is that there's more that has to be eaten before it spoils... No power, remember?Obviously a diesel generator is the answer. Expensive though.
Anyway, if you never intend to part with the property and lack relatives who live nearby, it's probably worth investing in. Probably even more worthwhile to get one if you own a property that's isolated from neighbors, like a ranch or forest cabin.
All that means is that there's more that has to be eaten before it spoils... No power, remember?Obviously a diesel generator is the answer. Expensive though.
I've used a corkscrew before. Yes, I had a corkscrew and no can opener. No, I don't think my priorities are messed up.
But also the possibility of forgetting any sort of opener exists. Which is fine for pull-tab cans but nit much use for soldered ones.
If everything else fails, most of us own a screwdriver and a hammer. Not the recommended solution, but if you're hungry...
I would want to make sure to wash Marigold well before attempting to eat her.Oh dear.
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27540.msg1061418.html#msg1061418I didn't think there was room on the couch for Hanners to curl up like that vettechinohioI Googled that and only got results for "vet tech in Ohio", so what are you talking about?
So the night of dancing is over?
... It's like a horribly bad "In Soviet Russia" meme gone mentally insane.
No, you got it...
Eh, I failed to recognize the name of a fellow forumgoer, so I wasn't all there either. I got it into my head that it was some type of pasta and thus googleable, and thought it was funny that it could be separated out like that when I saw the result.*Sigh*http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27540.msg1061418.html#msg1061418I didn't think there was room on the couch for Hanners to curl up like that vettechinohioI Googled that and only got results for "vet tech in Ohio", so what are you talking about?
And this proves you should not post when you've been up since 04:00 and are just about ready to drop.
How do you not notice a large tarantula on your face? I've held them and let them crawl on me, and those feet of theirs really dig in.
I guess Faye is just that mesmerising.Or it was just a joke and such details dont really matter.
No, it's about as me driving a Trablant. Or a Lada.
The butt disease has even spread to guest cartoonists! No one is safe.
I also suggest you try driving a Zaporozhets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaporozhets) which Wikipedia so gently calls "subcompact". Not that it has anything to do with the topic at hand, but it would greatly contribute to my personal amusement.Is it bad that I seriously want to get a Wartburg 353 Tourist?
IIRC, Jeph actually caught butts disease from him.
Or it was just a joke and such details dont really matter.
But then again, thats probably crazytalk.
No, it's about as me driving a Trablant. Or a Lada.
*nitpick* Actually, it's spelled Trabant and means satellite :>
I also suggest you try driving a Zaporozhets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaporozhets) which Wikipedia so gently calls "subcompact". Not that it has anything to do with the topic at hand, but it would greatly contribute to my personal amusement.
Is it bad that I seriously want to get a Wartburg 353 Tourist?
I sent today's cartoon off to a librarian I know.50:50 she tells you laser-sorting isn't a level six ability.
My wife is not a librarian, but is none-the-less the Deputy Director of a university central library.So she's a familiar, then.
I have to assume the Level 6 librarian was a robot, because human librarians are essentially worthless in a world with robots. I wonder everyday why Marten is still employed, he brings no unique skill set to the job.
I have to assume the Level 6 librarian was a robot, because human librarians are essentially worthless in a world with robots. I wonder everyday why Marten is still employed, he brings no unique skill set to the job.They'd get a super shelving bot like the one from the last episode of Ghost in the Shell: SAC, but they tend to get OCD about browsers and the college is unwilling to exclude people from the stacks. But really, don't think too hard about how any of them have normal jobs IN A WORLD where human size gynoids can be had on a WoW nerd's web developing salary, A WORLD where the singularity has occurred, A WORLD with children raised in space stations, defense satellites in chatrooms, and little robots who stuff themselves with cake batter.
I have to assume the Level 6 librarian was a robot, because human librarians are essentially worthless in a world with robots. I wonder everyday why Marten is still employed, he brings no unique skill set to the job.They'd get a super shelving bot like the one from the last episode of Ghost in the Shell: SAC, but they tend to get OCD about browsers and the college is unwilling to exclude people from the stacks. But really, don't think too hard about how any of them have normal jobs IN A WORLD where human size gynoids can be had on a WoW nerd's web developing salary, A WORLD where the singularity has occurred, A WORLD with children raised in space stations, defense satellites in chatrooms, and little robots who stuff themselves with cake batter.
Well, some people would prefer to be serviced by a human.
Top Gear Australia vs. Chery J1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO2kf4TQZ_g).Is it bad that I seriously want to get a Wartburg 353 Tourist?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5dRHI02hw&feature=related
What is this, a movie trailer narration for QC?Yes.
Congratulations on becoming one of the 1% Jeph!*
OccupyQuestionableContent begins at dawn.
Good job meeting those 99% projections @wmeco, I'm still sitting here in the dark with the rest of my neighborhood. You twats.
Regarding yesterday's comic..That a degree is needed isn't necessarily surprising, but said degree being a Masters is. And it is in fact among the lowest paid jobs that requires a Masters degree.
I wish IŽd had a buck for everytime someone says "You need a degree to do that?" :wink:
WE FINALLY HAVE POWER
And yes, I am gonna do a regular QC strip today. BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT *YOU*
Regarding yesterday's comic..That a degree is needed isn't necessarily surprising, but said degree being a Masters is. And it is in fact among the lowest paid jobs that requires a Masters degree.
I wish IŽd had a buck for everytime someone says "You need a degree to do that?" :wink:
Panel 3 needs to be poster.
Panel 3 needs to be poster.Really? I'm thinking panel 4 would make a pretty interesting poster... a bit creepy out of context though. lol
Except it wasn't, since the Moment of the Week was panel 4.
Per year? I'll never complain about a teacher's salary again...!I'd agree but I could never stick to it. I work at a charter school, my salary is 30% lower than starting salary at a "real" public school, while our standardized test scores are in the top 10-15 schools in the state.
Two Panel T-Shirt with Panels 3 & 4.Front and back? Or perhaps the art from 3 on the front, and just Tai's line on the back.
[Librarians are a dangerous breed (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=892).
Even per month would be shockingly low.
I suspect a lot of us hate your being that guy.
IDUHG
I'm trying to come up with a funny comment on #2050, but all I can think of right now is Private Parts :DI'm glad I'm not the only person who made that comparison.
I will put in an early request to IDUHG for that last panel to be added to the QC Captions Parthenon.