THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 30 Oct 2011, 12:39
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Heya, bros. Should be an exciting week (in the comic, though I certainly hope it gets crazy in here too :-D). Enjoy!
(http://i.imgur.com/51QzV.png) (http://imgur.com/51QzV)
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Marten: "Sorry Hanners, but about that Flashdance remake you want to auditon for...."
Hanners: "What about it?"
Faye: "They dropped the bucket!"
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Marten: Flashdance?
Hannelore: Owls.
Faye: OWLS!.
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Marten: "But this is ......."
Hanners: "Yes."
Faye: "I want waffles!"
I just felt like being enigmatic.
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Marten: Do you smell something?
Hanners: Huh?
Faye: Sorry! That was me!
That's right. A fart joke. I'm so classy.
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God if I were a moderator..... :x
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Vol 2 ends with 599 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=599), under which Jeph has written:
Aw yeah, ending this volume with a fart joke. KEEP IT CLASSY, QUESTIONABLE CONTENT.
This hardly gives us the authority to object...
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Marten: So, uh, when you were reading this book, did you practice any of the dances?
Hannelore: I only tried a little bit of the Hokey-Pokey.
Faye: YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN...
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MARTEN: "There must be thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands ..."
HANNELORE: "1,771,561. That's assuming ..."
FAYE: "I GOT IT! All we hafta do is (hic) schtop feedin' em an' they'll schtop ffff ... Fff. ... Fff .. Breedin'!"
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Marten: Let it snow?
Hanners: Let it snow?
Faye: Let it snow!!!
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Marten: Let it snow?
Hanners: Let it snow?
Faye: Let it snow!!!
Considering the circumstances - WIN.
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Marten: Let it snow?
Hanners: Let it snow?
Faye: Let it snow!!!
Genius.
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MARTEN: "There must be thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands ..."
HANNELORE: "1,771,561. That's assuming ..."
FAYE: "I GOT IT! All we hafta do is (hic) schtop feedin' em an' they'll schtop ffff ... Fff. ... Fff .. Breedin'!"
Yay Star Trek references!
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MArten: "You do know what gonna happen if you carry the Flashdance thing to the conclusion from the movie, rgiht?"
Hanners: "No, what?"
Faye: "Fanservice!"
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Marten: Butts.
Hannelore: Butts?
Faye: Butts!!
...ohgod, what was that i don't even... :psyduck:
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Marten: Do you think Faye is too drunk to go with us?
Hanners: Are you sure Faye is drunk?
Faye: Let's go to Waffle House!
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Marten: “I don't care what it says in here, the bucket is not part of competition regs!”
Hanners: “Thanks, I was getting worried.”
Faye: “I founderded Fraggles! Really! Inna sink! I thin' Pintsize is tryin' to breed 'em.”
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Marten: "It says right here that the restaurant serves talking meat."
Hanners: "In that case, I want to go to the Burger Chef."
Faye: "I just saw a Whale outside the window!!"
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“I founderded Fraggles! Really! Inna sink! I thin' Pintsize is tryin' to breed 'em.”
Even though Faye is drunk, that actually sounds like something Pintsize might try. What if Muppets are AnthroPCs in the QC universe?
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What if Muppets are AnthroPCs in the QC universe?
Waldorf: Thats a pretty good question.
Statler: No, the question is, who cares?
Both: Dohohohohoho!
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Faye: Let's go to Waffle House!
+1
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What if Muppets are AnthroPCs in the QC universe?
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6100/6287488110_350b2e5010.jpg)
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I suspect Kermit could get like that after the end credits rolled on a particularly frustrating show. You can push those nice ones just so far ...
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That would have been most of the shows.
He was a quiet frog, always polite, paid his bills on time, kept a clean theatre, then one day, BAM!
There were bits of foam and cloth everywhere! All they found of Fozi was that hat, and don't ask about Gonzo...
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Gonzo was Crazy Harry's (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry) last victim.
That was probably what finally set Kermit off.
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Since we seem to be having an off-week I'm gonna post more images to keep our sick minds occupied. I thought this one might be funny given our surprise guest strip:
(http://i.imgur.com/suRzl.png) (http://imgur.com/suRzl)
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HANNELORE: "I'm scared. What if Sergei's in the back room?"
MARTEN: "C'mon. There's a little green frog Muppet at the counter. How scary could it be?"
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Hanners: Do you suppose the "I punch you in the face" part is a joke?
Marten: I dunno... that looks pretty realistic for fake blood...
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Hannelore: I've been to this yoga centre before. Turns out Vladek can be very quiet...
Marten: That only makes it worse... how do you get blood on your windowsills quietly??
Hannelore: I've been wondering that too...
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First pic:
Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"
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First pic:
Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"
I like this one a lot.
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Second pic:
Hannelore: "I think I recognize those red cells. You haven't been in there, have you?"
Marten: "Hold on... where did TSB get their beans before COD?"
Sergei (out of frame): "You want BEANS? I show you best beans. Are behind meat cleaver. Come look very near."
ok that one didn't make much sense... the punchline's ok, though if anyone would like to reuse it
Alternate Hanners ending: "I didn't know coffee could BLEED"
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First pic:
Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"
Even better:
Marten: "Drunk?"
Hannelore: "Drunk."
Faye: "BOOBS!"
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I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday :)
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First pic:
Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"
Even better:
Marten: "Drunk?"
Hannelore: "Drunk."
Faye: "BOOBS!"
Yes, FWIW that variation was among the ones I considered posting... Decided to go with the closest to the orig comic, but it's nice to see that both ideas resonated :D
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I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday :)
"Argument is two threads over. This is abuse."
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Hannelore: "What does the chalkboard behind the counter say?"
MArten: "Free bride with every extra-large ... Or is it Free extra large bride?"
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I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday :)
"Argument is two threads over. This is abuse."
Nice reference! :D
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I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday :)
"Argument is two threads over. This is abuse."
No, it isn't!
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Yes it is.
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Don't make me get Paul to separate you two!
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Stupid gits.
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First pic:
Faye: "Night fever, night fever, we know how to do it..."
Marten: "Faye, Disco Night was last week."
Hannelore: "Fever? Better get her to a doctor."
HANNELORE: "I'm scared. What if Sergei's in the back room?"
MARTEN: "C'mon. There's a little green frog Muppet at the counter. How scary could it be?"
Hannelore: "But what about the hippo with the machine gun?"
Marten: "You are right. That's certainly no Black Forest cake at the window."
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Wow kinda got off on a tangent there....allow me to veer us back on "topic":
(http://i.imgur.com/KpKOS.png) (http://imgur.com/KpKOS)
Who's in this panel? Could be anyone or anything. Just sayin.
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[unknown (top)]: "Look, I'm sorry OK? It's dark, I couldn't see and I stumbled on something over there..."
[unknown (middle)]: "Yeah, we're all very sorry you were wandering around naked..."
[unknown (bottom)]: "What I don't understand is how you both ended up on top of me?"
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Hanners: Why does my mouth taste like batteries and failure?
Marten: I'll have a talk with Pintsize...
Faye: I resent the failure comment...
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I hate to nit-pick, but that pair of eyes on the right could only belong to one person.
left: (innocent whistling)
centre: If I feel anything touching me I will break it off!
right: I'm trying not to touch you, I'M TRYING!
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Marten (Left): "Where was Moses when the lights went out?"
Faye (center): "Don't EVEN go there..."
Hanners (Right): "I don't get it..."
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Faye (left): Don't tell me Pintsize is trying to explore electro-sex again.
Martee (center): I told my mom not to use Pintsize for her "work."
Hanners (right): My dad once said a power surge is like crack cocaine for an AnthroPC.
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Marigold (left): I'm happy to let you sleep over, but stop groping my butt!
Hanners (right): Huh? What are you talking about?
Momo-tan (middle): I thought it was a teddy bear!
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MARTEN (right): "Look, this is kinda weird ..."
FAYE (left): "Oh fer fu ... well, wrong word. Look, it's just to keep warm until the lights and heat come back on. Besides, Angus is still in New York."
ANGUS (center): "Actually, I got back this afternoon ..."
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DSL+1
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momo (r): Marten, just so you know, my IR vision is working perfectly.
marten (l): Sure, uh, thanks, Momo
faye (c): It's ok, Momo, I can feel it. Once the lights come back on I'll pummel him into oblivion for whatever thought is making that happen.