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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 13 Nov 2011, 08:38

Title: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 13 Nov 2011, 08:38
This should be a fun week  :-) Enjoy!

(http://i.imgur.com/5YqMJ.png) (http://imgur.com/5YqMJ)

And just a reminder: just because a character doesn't have speech bubbles doesn't mean you can't make them talk anyway :wink:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 13 Nov 2011, 08:55
Faye: «Dammit Marty, that robot deserved it and you know it!»
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56
PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

OR

PADMA: "Is the hat supposed to vanish like that after you pull the rabbit out?"
MARTEN: "Faye's gonna be mad. It was her ushanka."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 13 Nov 2011, 10:58
Marten, thinking to himself : "Uh-oh....Faye is steamed."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 13 Nov 2011, 16:09
Faye: «What is it with him and trying to get girls to grow penises (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1300)?»
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Nov 2011, 17:42
Faye: "First she breaks my glasses. Now, she's making fun of my friends. She. Must. DIE."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Kugai on 13 Nov 2011, 19:25
Faye:  'I really wish Marten hadn't watched that Kung Fu marathon.'
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Nov 2011, 20:08
Faye: "I don't know what's worse - her laughing or his dancing."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 13 Nov 2011, 21:16
Faye: Dammit! They're big, but they're not *that* big.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: techkid on 14 Nov 2011, 01:52
Faye: "I saw that video that Pintsize posted on the Internet, and it certainly isn't as big as that, Martypants!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 14 Nov 2011, 05:47
FAye:  "Damn it, he used my deodorant again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Nov 2011, 13:32
Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56
PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

Faye's a descendent of Charlie Brown.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Kugai on 14 Nov 2011, 13:36
Faye:  'Why does he insist on doing that Harold Lloyd impersonation?'
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: DSL on 14 Nov 2011, 13:56
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Nov 2011, 13:32
Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56
PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

Faye's a descendent of Charlie Brown.

Marten established early on she's more of a Lucy ... but does that mean M's currently making the kissez with Peppermint Padma?

No, I'm not sorry about that at all ...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 14 Nov 2011, 15:49
Quote from: DSL on 14 Nov 2011, 13:56
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Nov 2011, 13:32
Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56
PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

Faye's a descendent of Charlie Brown.

Marten established early on she's more of a Lucy ...[/size]
So? She could be a descendant of both. :angel:


(yeah, that's right, LucyxCharlie is my OTP)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Nov 2011, 13:59
Actually, I'm quite sure Faye is a descendant of Lucy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_%28Australopithecus%29).

I'm the OP so I don't have to drop into the pun jar, right?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: DSL on 15 Nov 2011, 14:28
A pun and a (pre)history lesson. There's got to be some kind of internet we can give you for that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Carl-E on 15 Nov 2011, 15:31
We could just give her two...?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: DSL on 15 Nov 2011, 16:47
Agreed. Two. And also waive the pun fine.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Nov 2011, 18:30
Faye (to herself): If he actually gets laid after those dance moves, I'll let Pintsize see me nekkid.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: GeoCorn on 15 Nov 2011, 19:46
"He honestly expected her to believe that's how big it is?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 15 Nov 2011, 19:46
Guy in yellow shirt: "So, what are you into? Roleplaying? Fur? Watersports?"

Girl with purple hair: "UH. NO!"

Faye (in thought bubble): "Did I really just overhear that?"

Girl in yellow shirt (in thought bubble): "UH. YES!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Nov 2011, 20:44
@DSL and @Carl: d'aw shucks guys  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: O8h7w on 16 Nov 2011, 10:09
FunkyTuba has a good one, I have a bad one. Completely out of character, but it struck me Faye looks envious...

Faye (note that this is a thought bubble): "Aaaand he does it again. I wish *I* could make girls laugh like that..."

 :psyduck:
(now, where the heck did I hide that brain bleach?)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 16 Nov 2011, 11:03
Faye (thinking to herself): "Thank god with moves like that Marty won't get lucky any time soon."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: DSL on 16 Nov 2011, 11:15
Quote from: jwhouk on 15 Nov 2011, 18:30
Faye (to herself): If he actually gets laid after those dance moves, I'll let Pintsize see me nekkid.

Bet she's glad she didn't say that out loud. (And if Hanners read her mind, she'd be too embarrassed to say anything).

Still ... WIN.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 17 Nov 2011, 08:03
Man I almost feel bad for putting this one up; with the words removed it looks...oh well, have fun!  :evil:

(http://i.imgur.com/BLZJ4.png) (http://imgur.com/BLZJ4)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Carl-E on 17 Nov 2011, 08:15
Marten: "A little to the left."

Padma: "Really?  I wouldn't have thought..." 

Hanners: "OH no, you don't missy!" 

Faye: "MMFPHLMMFPFPBLTTT"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Nov 2011, 08:41
"So, Marten, with your mother and all, are you into kinky things?"
"Well, gags are pretty cool"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 17 Nov 2011, 09:30
Padma: “So you guys are actually a crack squad of assassins, saboteurs and kidnappers?”
Faye: “Shut up! You'll blow ou...mmph!”
Marten: “Don't be silly, we haven't had a chance to sabotage anything since Cosette showed up.”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Sidhekin on 17 Nov 2011, 09:53
Padma: Wow, she is fast.  But isn't it a bad idea to stop a sneeze like that?
Faye: Mhhwwwffff!
Marten: That's not a sneeze.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 17 Nov 2011, 10:18
Padma: Laundry night, eh?

Marten: No, actually, that's *not* a roll of quarters.

Faye: Hey Padma, don't make him do it by ha[MURMFSMMMFMMRRMF]

Hanners: ...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: DSL on 17 Nov 2011, 12:14
PADMA: "How big a ransom do you think we could get?"
MARTEN: "Dunno. I want to see if we could get more by promising to keep her."
FAYE: "AUGAFARGL You are so dmmmmph ...!"

(HANNELORE, to herself): "The less any of them know, the better.")
Title: Bonews
Post by: Sidhekin on 17 Nov 2011, 15:46
Padma: ... so yeah, they wouldn't talk to me for a month afterwards.  What about you?  What's the worst you ever said?
Faye: "Hastur Hastur Hastumph"
Marten: "Happy birthday, Grandma!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Emperor Norton on 18 Nov 2011, 00:41
Padma: "What do you do now that she realizes she is the subject of the sequel to the Truman Show?"
Faye: "You can't kee...mmphff"
Marten: "We've learned. After Burbank we developed drugs for this."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 Nov 2011, 05:00
Padma:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Marten:  "Yes.  Hanners, please execute Plan A."

Faye:  "What!  Not again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: Kugai on 18 Nov 2011, 14:42
Marten:  "So, 50,000 for Faye?"

Padma:  "Well, I usually don't pay over 40,000 for her type, but she should be fun to break in."

"Faye:  "What are you two talMMMPH!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 36!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 18 Nov 2011, 20:07
THIS:
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 Nov 2011, 08:41
"So, Marten, with your mother and all, are you into kinky things?"
"Well, gags are pretty cool"

PLUS THIS:
Quote from: Border Reiver on 18 Nov 2011, 05:00
Padma:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Marten:  "Yes.  Hanners, please execute Plan A."
Faye:  "What!  Not again!"

EQUALS THIS:
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