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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 20 Nov 2011, 14:19
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This should be interesting :-P Enjoy!
(http://i.imgur.com/8Jg3Y.png) (http://imgur.com/8Jg3Y)
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Padma: "But why is it black and so rubbery?"
Marten: "It was my mom's..."
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Marten: So, what do you wanna do next?
Padma: Your mom was a Dominatrix, right?
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PADMA: "Should we tell your friends they can leave the kitchen?"
MARTEN: "Nope."
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Marten: "So, you like looking at my hot pink nipple clamps?"
Padma: "Hot damn, yeah!"
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MARTEN: "Confetti?"
PADMA: "Gets everywhere, doesn't it?"
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Padma: "Oh my God!!:
Marten: "Yeah. John Holmes is in the family Gene Pool."
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Marten: “So, you're ok with this…?”
Padma: “Well, it is a bit unusual, but the fur does feel really sensual…”
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P: "I sure am glad you turned off Pintsize"
M: "yeah... I was ok when he started with Barry White, Daft Punk was unexpected but oddly appropriate. But when he put on Winnipeg...."
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It seems Dora wasn't just telling stories in 764 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=764).
Padma: "Amazing! It's almost as long as my forearm!"
Marten: "You'll be even more amazed when you see how dextrous it is."
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Padma: "Is that condom hot pink?"
Marten: "More of a puce."
Padma: "Awesome!"
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Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."
Padma: "I was taught by the best..."
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Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."
Padma: "I was taught by the best..."
Border Reiver has just won the Thread
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Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."
Padma: "I was taught by the best..."
Border Reiver has just won the Thread
Yay! uh. Sure, but I kinda don't get it... Reference?
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Marten: My god it's full of stars.
Padma: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
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Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."
Padma: "I was taught by the best..."
Border Reiver has just won the Thread
Yay! uh. Sure, but I kinda don't get it... Reference?
It's a pretty fantastic reference. :D
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=615
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Marten: Happy Arbor Day.
Padma: Huh?
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Padma: A botched circumcision?
Marten:Just an accident with my guitar. Not gonna rock with my cock out any time soon.
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Man you guys are just all OVER the callbacks this week. Very nice :laugh:
Padma: "Oh my God!!:
Marten: "Yeah. John Holmes is in the family Gene Pool."
Marten: ...Which reminds me, you should get yourself tested now.
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Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."
Padma: "I was taught by the best..."
Border Reiver has just won the Thread
Yay! uh. Sure, but I kinda don't get it... Reference?
It's a pretty fantastic reference. :D
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=615
Ah. +1 indeed
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Marten: See how easy it is?
Padma: Wow, I never knew I could save that much money by switching to Geico!
(Sorry, had to do it)
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Marten: See how easy it is?
Padma: Wow, I never knew I could save that much money by switching to Geico!
(Sorry, had to do it)
Alert the media!
'switching to geico' is now an obscure sexual technique involving a vibrating phone, a callback from a salesperson, and three quarts of glitter.
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Padma: "Aww... it knows how to make coffee, too."
Marten: "You don't become secret owner of CoD undeserving."
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Gaaah...now I hear obscene hissing and gurgling coming from below Marten's waist...
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Gaaah...now I hear obscene hissing and gurgling coming from below Marten's waist...
PADMA: "I thought you turned him off for the night."
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Padma: I totally knew it, you have big feet too!
Marten: Well y'know what they say, big feet, big lion.
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Marten: Did you get that done at Lucky's?
Padma: Yeah! Isn't it AWESOME?
Seconds later: Oh wait, I forgot!! I wasn't supposed to have sex!! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1247)
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Padma: A botched circumcision?
Marten:Just an accident with my guitar. Not gonna rock with my cock out any time soon.
Now thats some good callback (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=486)
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So far this week's inspired a lovely walk down memory lane :-)
But enough of that; second image time!
(http://i.imgur.com/i1wNw.png) (http://imgur.com/i1wNw)
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Faye: "Hanners! Get away from there, that's my job."
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That fits the drawing so well.
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Alright, when I count to three, we're all going to push the wall on top of them. Ready?
Warning - while you were reading Marten had another mopey rant. Nobody really cared.
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FAYE: "Hannerzh! You get turned inta a pillar a salt, don't come cryin' ta me!"
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FAYE: "Schtop that an' get over here an' help me trim my hair!"
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FAYE: "Oh, fer ... Just go introduce yerself!"
HANNELORE: "I don't want to seem creepy." (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=533)
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Faye: Wait, I thought you didn't like skin-on-skin contact type stuff!!
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Faye: "Whaddya mean she's a guy?!?"
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HANNELORE: "Wow, he and Dora never did anything like that ..."
FAYE: "How do YOU know?!"
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FAYE: Enough peeping already, lets lube up our strap-ons and get this party started.
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I... I just...
That's really more of a Tai line, I think.
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Faye: "Can you see the remote?"
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Faye: "Can you see the remote?"
"I can…now I can't…now I can again…whoops, there it goes again…and here it comes…"
"What the hell are you…oh…dammit Marty, that thing better be fucking pristine when I get it back…"
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Faye: "C'mon, it's my turn!"
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Faye: "Careful, Hanners! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
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FAYE: "... The hell? Are you taking notes?"
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FAYE: "... The hell? Are you taking notes?"
I literally laughed out loud when I read this. This one definitely has my vote.
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FAYE: "... The hell? Are you taking notes?"
Weirdly, I think for Hanners, that sort of behavior might almost be in-character.
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FAYE:"Hanners!...You're supposed to be telling us what's going on in there!"
(INSERT FLUSTERED HANNERS RESPONSE HERE)
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Hannelore- "I hope my dad's perfected that cloning tech by now..."
Faye- "WHAT!?!?!"
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Faye: "Careful, Hanners! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
Futurama quote zoidberg for the win +1
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Faye: "Crikey!:
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Faye: Hanners! Execute Plan A!
Hannelore: I don't think I could thread the gag in there. Besides, Shouldn't we have moved on by now to Plan C?
Tai: Quick! To the 4th floor of the Library!
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FAYE: "Understand the appeal (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1885) yet, Hanners?"
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...Hanners: "Not yet, lemme watch a little more..."
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TAI: "Faye, let's you and I show her ...
FAYE: "GET AWAY FROM ME."
HANNERS: (ERROR MSG ... ERROR MSG ...)
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DSL, you're on a roll. :D
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That's just Carl-E and me, working well together.
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Aww, shucks...