THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 27 Nov 2011, 11:58
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You guys did awesome last week! Lets see if you can top it with....
(http://i.imgur.com/CRsJA.png) (http://imgur.com/CRsJA)
(enjoy!)
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Faye: "All right! I have lice! Happy now?"
Dora: "Oh, yes, they taste so nice"
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Dora: "What's this little hole...?"
Faye: "I had an accident with a drill, toooOHMIGOD, WOMAN, WHAT THE F*(K ARE YOU DOING!?!?"
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Dora: "Lemme guess. You lost a bar bet, and somebody shaved the letters DAAANG to the back of your head."
Faye: "Tai will wake up completely bald. And I'm not referring to her downstairs."
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Dora: "Your hair smells like Roses."
Faye: "You really do need to get some new pick-up lines don't you?"
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FAYE: "Don't leave so much in back this time. Geesh, I wish I could afford to get a real haircut."
DORA (muffled) "Look, it's all the employee benefit I can afford for you. They cancelled your optical, you know."
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Faye: “While we are best friends, I can't help but feel you are taking undue advantage of my medical condition.”
Dora: “But I've never even heard of someone growing chocolate hair before, never mind 85% pure!”
((F: “I still say the giant Kevlar bunnies are weirder.”))
((D: “Nowhere near as cute, though…”))
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Dora: "Got time for a quick game of Duck, Duck, boo..."
Faye: "NO! Dammit, Angus will be back any minute expecting his turn... don't get 'em sore before then!"
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DORA: "Faye, honey, you were purring and muttering 'rowr' under your breath."
FAYE: "I was clearing my throat."
(http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=136)
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DORA (narming noises)
FAYE: "I knew I should have had you spayed." (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=140)
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Well now, those are some frightening callbacks!
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DORA: "Faye, honey, you were purring and muttering 'rowr' under your breath."
FAYE: "I was clearing my throat."
(http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=136)
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DORA (narming noises)
FAYE: "I knew I should have had you spayed." (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=140)
*golf clap*
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Faye: "Mr. Ellicott will not be pleased if we miss the next data upllink window."
Dora: "Relax. I'll reconnect your antenna cable in a second."
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Faye: Isn't this sexual harassment in the Coffee of Doom employee manual?
Dora: Only if I don't say narmnarmnarmnarm.....
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Dora: narmnarmnarm.......
Faye: It's "Narnia" you inbred goth.
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"Narming noises" makes me laugh. :D
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Dora: "Tell me, why do you have a small wireless network antenna in the back of your head?"
Faye: "This is so Pintsize can upload video stre- HEY! GET YOUR OWN CONNECTIONS!"
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Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."
Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"
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Dora: "So you wanted to be a punk rocker..."
Faye: "If you finish that with "Flowers in my hair" I will murder you so hard!"
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Faye: I told you to not to do that while chewing gum!
Dora: Forry!
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Faye: This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a trim.
Dora: Well, I don't have scissors and you wouldn't let me use the sword.
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Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."
Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"
WIN. and pass the brain bleach, please.
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^^^ I concur :-o (well done)
Also, this made me lol:
Dora: Horny yet?
Faye: NO.
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Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."
Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"
Marten: Dora! How did you see through my Faye disguise?! Sven wasn't able to!
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Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."
Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"
WIN. and pass the brain bleach, please.
Two weeks in a row! I'm on a personal high!
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A well-deserved one.
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...I'm on a personal high!
Is that an explanation, or an excuse?
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Yes
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Dora: Actually, with the right hormones-
Faye: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU
:psyduck:
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Dora: Actually, with the right hormones-
Faye: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU
:psyduck:
awesome
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Dora: What did you do with the clippings? I'm always looking for new flavors to infuse into our Barista's Blend...
Faye: YOU ARE NOT MAKING COFFEE OUT OF ME!
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Dora: You mean again, right?
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Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."
Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"
Marten: Dora! How did you see through my Faye disguise?! Sven wasn't able to!
Extra point kick is GOOD!
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2nd Image!!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/IyDEm.png) (http://imgur.com/IyDEm)
WOOT
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Marten: Man, this sucks. What do we do now that Padma's left?
Elliott: You know, I think we should cheer up. There are plenty of fish in the sea, right? Hey, if you like The Secret Bakery staff so much, why don't you try hooking up with Renée?
Marten: I... no. No. That's... no, just no. NO.
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Elliott: "You know, Marten, I kinda like you."
Marten: "Gee, thanks."
Elliott: "No, you don't understand. I mean I like you." [steps a bit closer] "I really like you."
Marten: "Gee.... thanks?"
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Marten: Man, I think I left the oven on in my apartment.
Elliot: No, you didn't.
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ELLIOTT: "Don't worry about Padma leaving. It'll be fine."
MARTEN: "Thanks, but I'm sure I'll be all ..."
ELLIOTT: "I mean it. Padma clued me in on everything, and we're all cool."
MARTEN: "Well, I, uh ..."
ELLIOTT: "You don't have to be embarassed."
MARTEN: "Guh buh huh whuh ...?"
ELLIOTT: "I'm serious. Next time that Faye chick beats you up, you just tell me, OK?"
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Elliott: "Marten, there is no spoon."
Marten: "Terrific, I knew that this was too good to be true!"
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Elliott: "You're looking' mighty cute in them jeans boy."
Marten: "Not again."