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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 11 Dec 2011, 12:07
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WOO the big 4-0! I'm sure I'll be much less enthusiastic about that once it applies to my actual age...anyway, here's the first image:
(http://i.imgur.com/OLGWi.png) (http://imgur.com/OLGWi)
Also, I was just wondering what other magazine our protagonist could grace the cover of and what would the headline be?
(http://i.imgur.com/Buh5I.png) (http://imgur.com/Buh5I)
Enjoy!
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'Why do I suddenly hear a thousand people cheering?'
MARTEN REED
THE ANGST MAN COMETH!
Exclusive Interview
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Marten: "wallet wallet wallet…wallet! Now run!
Wait, why aren't we running yet?"
:police:
SHE KISSED ME STRAIGHT!
Exclusive interview with the infamous "kissing crook" Marten Reed on how love turned his life around.
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"I think I left the stove on."
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'Why do I suddenly hear a thousand people cheering?'
I can't even come CLOSE to topping this one. </thread_over>
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Marten: "Now to just wait for the operatic piece to start...."
Magazine: "World Rejoices As Marten Reed Gets Laid Again." Also Inside, Exclusive Interview With Pintsize..."He Broke My Fleshlight!"
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'Why do I suddenly hear a thousand people cheering?'
I can't even come CLOSE to topping this one. </thread_over>
Seconded.
EDIT: Oh hell, I have to try:
"... Not now, Bros guys ..."
And the magazine:
FORBES
"Sealing the deal: Professional Indie Ogler diversifies."
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TOP:
"Brown Shugah... how come ya taste so good?!"
BOTTOM:
LYRICAL GENIUS:
How Marten Reed Won His Lawsuit Against The Rolling Stones
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TOP:
"She better not steal my chewing gum..."
BOTTOM:
Science Daily Magazine: "Tongue-tied! When 'locking lips' took a literal turn and knotted their tongues together."
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Marten: (thought bubble) Is that a quietly looming giant at five o'clock?
New England Journal of Medicinal Enquiries: Son of a dominatrix finds a cure for the butts disease
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HEADLINE
Exclusive interview with Marten Reed: "Daaaaaaaaaang" (http://www.questionablecontent.net/random/1488dang.png)
CAPTION
Marten's thoughts: If Dora and Elliott ask, Padma and I spent the afternoon talking about shoes.
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Caption:
"What the hell was I angsting about again?"
Headline: TIME - "Right, how'd this guy get access to the print set machine?"
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"Oh god. Not now burrito, not now!"
Good things happen to this guy
In other news, slowest news day of the century.
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Marten: I wonder if she's got a dress in that color?
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Marten: Spider-sense....tingling! I have the sudden urge to hang upside-down for this!
Headline: "The Pantsless Look: How this man pioneered the new fashion trend!" "It was just an accident," He says. "A sexy accident."
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"Oh God, I'm wearing the hearts boxers!!!"
MARTEN REED: LENO LOVECHILD?
Veronica Vance's son opens up.
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Marten: ''' I will continue never washing this cheek again."
Headlines:
STAY TUNED FOR MORE TALES OF MARTEN! See inside.
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Veronica Vance's son opens up.
"I'd know that gape anywhere!"
I am so, so sorry.
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We were all thinking it...
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*VulcanEyebrowSmilie*
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Fascinating.
Second image!
(http://i.imgur.com/eXNze.png) (http://imgur.com/eXNze)
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1st:
Marigold: Transformers is such a big pile of shit. Bay should be shot for making those series of films.
Clinton: Oh come on, it has explosions!! Whats not to love?
Hanners: I remember my father made a Transformers once.....Hasbro managed to reach a settlement with him about it with the help of Mother.
2nd:
Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*
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Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*
Momo *thinking*: I know what *I* want for christmas!
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Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"
Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."
Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."
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Clinton: "I can't believe you bought that for her!"
Hanners: "Look I'm not proud, but I understand that you sometimes need to explore hitherto unexplored areas of your psyche."
Marigold: "Look, it's no big deal. Phil and Dixie's "Sex in D&D" is considered a classic of the Foglio's work, and I thought it might give some insight into WoW. Now she'd bought robo-porn for Momo, that'd be weird."
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Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"
Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."
Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."
MomoThought 'If only you knew ...... But the Vorlons are right, they're not ready for the truth.'
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Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"
Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."
Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."
MomoThought 'If only you knew ...... But the Vogons are right, they're not ready for the truth.'
FYP :-D
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Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"
Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."
Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."
MomoThought 'If only you knew ...... But the Vogons are right, they're not ready for the truth.'
FYP :-D
Kosh will get you for that
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Unless Jeltz gets him first.
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Clinton: "I told him he shoulda gone right at Albuquerque!"
Hanners: "I should have worn my Hazmat in that tunnel. I'll never get this Rabbit fur out!!"
Marigold: "More importantly, I should have brought a GPS. Do any of you speak Bulgarian?"
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^ Classy one-two-three!
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Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*
Momo *thinking*: I know what *I* want for christmas!
Two front teeth?
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Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*
Momo *thinking*: I know what *I* want for christmas!
Two front teeth?
*Rimshot*
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Marigold: "It wasn't Harry who helped Hagrid save Buckbeak. It was Hermione."
Clinton: "Was, too. You're wrong."
Hannelore: "Hippogriffs definitely belong to my list of suspicious animals."
Momo:(thinking) "... and I thought Pintsize was the worst. Have to show this to Samantha."