THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 18 Dec 2011, 12:56
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Tis the season to be questionable! So get to it! :laugh:
(http://i.imgur.com/LsuGu.png) (http://imgur.com/LsuGu)
Enjoy!
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Marten: "…so then I feel a yanking sensation and a breeze on my legs. And that's why I'm not wearing pants any more."
Raven: "That's so sad!"
Dora: "Did the hospital say anything else?"
Marten: "Yeah, apparently I also need to be tested for Butts Disease now…"
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"I bought some special pants that only ditzy people can see".
"Right".
"Oh, they're so cute!"
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Marten: ".....So when I wasn't so dazed, I saw the guy in the Penguin suit running off wearing my pants and muttering something about a Dog."
Dora: "Oh my!!"
Raven: "You really gotta watch out for those guys, they're everywhere!"
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Marten: Aw, c'mon Dora, please take me back!!
Dora: Ummm.....
Raven: Don't give in Dora!! He's using the Boxers distraction technique to get you back!!
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Marten: Dora, could I borrow the Emergency Skirt?
Dora: Sorry, Hanners switched meds and needed it again.
Raven: It would have looked terrible on you any way!
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Marten: Dora, could I borrow the Emergency Skirt?
Dora: I only have this one. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1188)
Raven: Hey!! You told me you burned that one!!
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"I took off my pants to protest against tyranny!"
"What?"
"Oh, I get it! It's the Boxer Rebellion!"
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(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-merv/crowd.gif)
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MARTEN: "Look, the sign says ' No shirt, no shoes, no service.' Nothing there about pants."
RAVEN: "Good point ..."
DORA: "Dammit Raven, stop trying to help. (To Marten) ' No wallet' isn't going to get you very far, though."
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Raven: Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, kinda pokin' outta your boxers a little.
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Raven: Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, not pokin' outta your boxers enough.
Fixed yer post... :-D
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MARTEN: "I see the bad moon arising/ I see trouble on the way/ I see earthquakes and lightnin'/ I see bad times today."
DORA: "That's no moon. You just forgot your pants."
RAVEN: "That's from the Goonies, right? The third movie wasn't as good."
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/matrix_revisited.png)
Bottom row of panels.
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Marten: "I'm feeling a little discombobulated right now, like a friendly giant of a man is going to look like he's going to punch me but is actually trying to high five me."
Dora: "Yeah, like that'll happen."
Raven: "Dora! I thought you said that was as long as your foream and about as dextrous!"
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Raven: Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, not pokin' outta your boxers enough.
Fixed yer post... :-D
Condensed:
Marten: Butts?
Dora: Butt.
Raven(pointing): Weiner!
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Butts, butts, weiner....
Naah, doesn't have the same ring as "Duck, duck, BOOBS!!"
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Marten: "And this guy jumped out of the alley and pointed a banana at me and said 'give me your pants,' and I figured anybody who would use a banana to try to rob me needed 'em more than I did."
Dora: "A banana . . . man, that's really from desperate."
Raven: "But what if he'd had a raspberry?"
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Marten: "And this guy jumped out of the alley and pointed a banana at me and said 'give me your pants,' and I figured anybody who would use a banana to try to rob me needed 'em more than I did."
Dora: "Didn't you remember your training? Shoot him, then eat the banana, disarming him."
Raven: "I once got blindfolded by a banana."
(Banana banana banana banana...)
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Marten: "And this guy jumped out of the alley and pointed a banana at me and said 'give me your pants,' and I figured anybody who would use a banana to try to rob me needed 'em more than I did."
Dora: "Didn't you remember your training? Shoot him, then eat the banana, disarming him."
Raven: "But what if he had a pointed stick?"
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SECOND IMAGE!
(http://i.imgur.com/CD3SE.png) (http://imgur.com/CD3SE)
Elliot: THEY'RE GRRRRR-EAT!
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By your powers combined I am ... ELLIOTT!
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(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk40/AndalusMan/Misc/elliot-tse-tung.jpg)
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敬祝毛主席万寿无疆
"We pray for the long life of Chairman Mao" is the normal translation. More literally it is "We humbly wish Chairman Mao ten thousand years of boundless longevity" (which, apart from the humbly bit, is a conventional birthday greeting). "Long live Chairman Mao" would be simple and best in my opinion, because there is no hint of any idea of prayer in the original Chinese.
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Marten (all in one breath): Hey listen Elliott you seem like a reasonable guy if you're going to do the whole animé speed lines thing could you at least take three installments to charge up your attack like Dragon Ball does(?) I doubt anybody would notice the difference what with QC time being what it is ok I'm going to go now bye!!
*runs off*
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Elliot: "No one could possibly misconstrue this for something violent."
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By your powers combined I am ... ELLIOTT!
YAY! Now I have the Captain Planet theme going through my head.
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From offscreen: "BROS! BROS! BROS!"
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One frame of the cut scenes from "Scott Pilgrim vs the World."
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Marten: 'My God! I didn't know anyone could fart like that!!!'