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Title: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 Dec 2011, 01:06
Merry Holidays, Happy Christmas, whatever. Since it IS Christmas week and the week we get a Sweet-Tits storyline; I figured we'd do something special here too. I've done a little archive trawling and I think this week we'll do some captions for comics done before the caption game started. Enough chatter; lets get to it!:

(http://i.imgur.com/dX9M5.png) (http://imgur.com/dX9M5)

From this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1528) comic. Enjoy; and warm wishes to all!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: cesariojpn on 25 Dec 2011, 01:21
So, how raunchy can we get without getting the ban hammer?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: techkid on 25 Dec 2011, 02:35
"Yeah... this damn infection causes that reaction to some people, particularly those with high amounts of caffeine in their system."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Dec 2011, 08:08
"There you go again. Isn't it enough that you got blood on all my shirts?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 25 Dec 2011, 15:25
"Yeah I can't stand the smell of fresh popcorn either."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Dec 2011, 19:24
Keep your hands to yourself or I'll hit you again.  You didn't pay for the lap dance.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Dec 2011, 23:37
"Wow. funny how that blood spattered exactly in the shape of a heart on your shirt"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Dec 2011, 05:57
"You know, you REALLY need to get yourself a humidifier."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: ZBixby on 26 Dec 2011, 14:37
"Can't I find a spot in this place where there aren't girls shooting their blood everywhere...."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Yarin on 26 Dec 2011, 20:52
I just had a thought is marten wearing a shirt or just a collar and tie?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Dec 2011, 20:56
It's just a collar and tie lol.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Skewbrow on 27 Dec 2011, 04:54
A collar, a tie, cuffs and a wig. What is this place anyway? Her Majesty's courtroom or something?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Dec 2011, 06:00
Yes. Exhibit B:

(http://i.imgur.com/ez69C.png) (http://imgur.com/ez69C)

From this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1731) comic. Also, when this comic first...uh...aired (for lack of a better word), a user called Switchblade did some rather humorous image mods (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24979.0.html) of the first three panels that made me laugh. Just throwin that out there.

Also, I guess I didn't mention before, gonna do more than two images this week!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 06:09
Marten:  "I challenge you!  Loser gets Faye!" 

Angus:  "I accept... wait, what?!?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Dec 2011, 07:48
Marten:  "You!  What have you done with Faye?"

Angus:  "This is about your couch, isn't it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Dec 2011, 13:12
Marten: "McPhee! Your time is over! Faye shall cleave to you no longer for I have seen the righteous path of true glory and it is through our union alone!"

Angus: "Enough prattle! This ends now! Speedlines, ATTACK!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 27 Dec 2011, 14:58
"NOT SO FAST, McPHEE!  NO ONE LEAVES HERE WITHOUT SAVING 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE!"
"HA HA THE JOKE IS ON YOU REED, FOR I COMMUTE BY TRAIN!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Dec 2011, 17:06
"I SUMMON THE POWER OF BONERCAT! USE LONG ORANGE SPERMICLE BEHIND ATTACK!"

"NYARRRRGH!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Marchbanks on 27 Dec 2011, 19:12
FunkyTuba, every time I see your avatar I'm reminded of a long-lost cartoon of a man playing a tuba while a curious pigeon peers down the bell. Caption: "Julius pfeifft der Wagnische tubas."

Yeah, probably no one but the cartoonist and I ever thought it was funny.  But we liked it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: WAYF on 27 Dec 2011, 23:02
Marten: I SUMMON RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Angus: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Faye: Trap Hole.

Pintsize: I have a Trap Hole too.

Marten and Angus: DAMNIT.



(First one to get the reference is a nerd :P )
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Skewbrow on 27 Dec 2011, 23:41
Marten: "You, you in that silly tartan. You and your clansmen are not worthy of Faye."
Angus: "Tandem triumphans."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 00:09
Marten: I SUMMON RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Angus: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Faye: Trap Hole.

Pintsize: I have a Trap Hole too.

Marten and Angus: DAMNIT.



(First one to get the reference is a nerd :P )

Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?
Marten: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Angus: Screw the rules, I'm bangin' your bff!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: WAYF on 28 Dec 2011, 04:04
Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?

Ah, AH. You're thinking of Blue-Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon, which requires 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to make. I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption :P
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 28 Dec 2011, 06:06
Marten:  "You think you can stop me?  Fool!  My force shield is impenitrable."

Angus:"  Eat cosmic rays and die!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 28 Dec 2011, 09:36
I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption :P

Yeah, you totally looked it up...  :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Kugai on 28 Dec 2011, 11:54
Marten:  "The time has come McPhee - The Matrix will have you back!"

Angus:  "Never!  I shall remain forever faithful to Dragonball Z!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 12:01
Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?

Ah, AH. You're thinking of Blue-Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon, which requires 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to make. I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption :P

 :lol: that, plus it was a reference to this (FF to 2:40 for the exact line): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhP1QsR6Lzs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhP1QsR6Lzs)

Also, if you haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, your life is not complete.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 28 Dec 2011, 15:30
Also, if you haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, your life is not complete.
I'm a shameless bastard so I have no problem saying that I watched and enjoyed Yu-Gi-Oh! when it came out... I still like it but for mostly nostalgic reasons.

But that video... that video was beautiful. Thank you.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 15:40
It gets even better as the series goes on. It's one of the funniest things on the internet, and ironically, it made me interested in the actual Yu-Gi-Oh show(I never watched it as a kid) and I've seen all of season one and halfway through two now.  :psyduck:  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 28 Dec 2011, 16:27
I've seen all of season one and halfway through two now.  :psyduck:  :mrgreen:
It's the kind of crap you just end up watching for no reason... Just because you want to know the ending even though it's so full of cliche you already know how it will end. xD

I'm already on episode 6 of those series... Damn. I just lost it when the titanic and kill bill themes came in. hahahahahah.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Dec 2011, 00:55
It's always a good day when I can show people the joys of gag dubs. Anyway....THIRD IMAGE!

(http://i.imgur.com/54hzm.png) (http://imgur.com/54hzm)

From this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1549) comic! (am I the only one who found Hannelore's "Steven!" in the last panel to be the funniest part of this one?  :laugh:)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: cesariojpn on 29 Dec 2011, 01:23
Hanners: Top Gear UK is better than Top Gear USA.
Steve: You don't say.......
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Akima on 29 Dec 2011, 01:28
Hanners: "There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green."
Steve: "Hanners, I'm not an Active. But I'll kill Joss Whedon anyway!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 Dec 2011, 04:21
Hanners:  "Do you know what I want to do right now?"

Steve:  "Is this a lead in to this year's fanservice comic?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Dec 2011, 07:51
"Why is Marten wearing a jacket and tie without a shirt?"
"I don't know, but I hope he doesn't come on to me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: DSL on 29 Dec 2011, 11:27
(am I the only one who found Hannelore's "Steven!" in the last panel to be the funniest part of this one?  :laugh:)
I see what you mean, but it's her "Oh hello, Steve and injured lady!" that does it for me. That was Hanners at the height of her ... Hanners-ness. (Cosette's last line is funny, too.)

I don't have any captions lately. I'm sorry.

EDIT : OK, maybe I do:
"I bring greetings from Tortura"
"Where did you get that  Australian accent (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1662) all of a sudden? And that scar I can just see under the makeup? And the Ka-Bar I wish you wouldn't point where it's pointing?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 Dec 2011, 19:53
Hanners:"Don't you think she should be concerned about [whispers]M. R. S. A.?"

Steve:"Naah. I was tested last week and came back clean"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Kugai on 29 Dec 2011, 20:14
Hanners:  "I have a message from Tortura."

Steve:  "Out back.  Five minutes."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Carl-E on 29 Dec 2011, 21:48
...

Hanners:  "Oh, it'll take more than five minutes!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 30 Dec 2011, 01:59
"Steven, why are you touching my face?"
"I'm not touching your face."
(THEN WHO'S HAND?)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Kugai on 30 Dec 2011, 16:49
Hanners:  "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve:  "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: Jam on 30 Dec 2011, 18:46
First:
"I'm glad to see my attempt to kill you with my mind is working. . ."
Third:
"Steve is over there looking at me like I'm crazy."
"I think you need more sleep."

Hanners:  "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve:  "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"
This made my day
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: DSL on 30 Dec 2011, 19:48
Hanners:  "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve:  "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"

WIN.
(Extra point if you change "shoes" to "pants.")
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week!
Post by: WAYF on 15 Jan 2012, 16:39
So, how raunchy can we get without getting the ban hammer?
Hanners:  "I have a message from Tortura."

Steve:  "Out back.  Five minutes."
...

Hanners:  "Oh, it'll take more than five minutes!"

Apparently this much. :evil:
Well played Carl-E. I am ashamed for not having noticed this sooner.