THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 25 Dec 2011, 01:06
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Merry Holidays, Happy Christmas, whatever. Since it IS Christmas week and the week we get a Sweet-Tits storyline; I figured we'd do something special here too. I've done a little archive trawling and I think this week we'll do some captions for comics done before the caption game started. Enough chatter; lets get to it!:
(http://i.imgur.com/dX9M5.png) (http://imgur.com/dX9M5)
From this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1528) comic. Enjoy; and warm wishes to all!
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So, how raunchy can we get without getting the ban hammer?
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"Yeah... this damn infection causes that reaction to some people, particularly those with high amounts of caffeine in their system."
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"There you go again. Isn't it enough that you got blood on all my shirts?"
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"Yeah I can't stand the smell of fresh popcorn either."
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Keep your hands to yourself or I'll hit you again. You didn't pay for the lap dance.
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"Wow. funny how that blood spattered exactly in the shape of a heart on your shirt"
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"You know, you REALLY need to get yourself a humidifier."
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"Can't I find a spot in this place where there aren't girls shooting their blood everywhere...."
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I just had a thought is marten wearing a shirt or just a collar and tie?
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It's just a collar and tie lol.
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A collar, a tie, cuffs and a wig. What is this place anyway? Her Majesty's courtroom or something?
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Yes. Exhibit B:
(http://i.imgur.com/ez69C.png) (http://imgur.com/ez69C)
From this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1731) comic. Also, when this comic first...uh...aired (for lack of a better word), a user called Switchblade did some rather humorous image mods (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24979.0.html) of the first three panels that made me laugh. Just throwin that out there.
Also, I guess I didn't mention before, gonna do more than two images this week!
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Marten: "I challenge you! Loser gets Faye!"
Angus: "I accept... wait, what?!?"
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Marten: "You! What have you done with Faye?"
Angus: "This is about your couch, isn't it?"
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Marten: "McPhee! Your time is over! Faye shall cleave to you no longer for I have seen the righteous path of true glory and it is through our union alone!"
Angus: "Enough prattle! This ends now! Speedlines, ATTACK!"
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"NOT SO FAST, McPHEE! NO ONE LEAVES HERE WITHOUT SAVING 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE!"
"HA HA THE JOKE IS ON YOU REED, FOR I COMMUTE BY TRAIN!"
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"I SUMMON THE POWER OF BONERCAT! USE LONG ORANGE SPERMICLE BEHIND ATTACK!"
"NYARRRRGH!"
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FunkyTuba, every time I see your avatar I'm reminded of a long-lost cartoon of a man playing a tuba while a curious pigeon peers down the bell. Caption: "Julius pfeifft der Wagnische tubas."
Yeah, probably no one but the cartoonist and I ever thought it was funny. But we liked it.
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Marten: I SUMMON RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.
Angus: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.
Faye: Trap Hole.
Pintsize: I have a Trap Hole too.
Marten and Angus: DAMNIT.
(First one to get the reference is a nerd :P )
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Marten: "You, you in that silly tartan. You and your clansmen are not worthy of Faye."
Angus: "Tandem triumphans."
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Marten: I SUMMON RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.
Angus: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.
Faye: Trap Hole.
Pintsize: I have a Trap Hole too.
Marten and Angus: DAMNIT.
(First one to get the reference is a nerd :P )
Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?
Marten: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Angus: Screw the rules, I'm bangin' your bff!
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Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?
Ah, AH. You're thinking of Blue-Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon, which requires 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to make. I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption :P
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Marten: "You think you can stop me? Fool! My force shield is impenitrable."
Angus:" Eat cosmic rays and die!"
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I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption :P
Yeah, you totally looked it up... :-D
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Marten: "The time has come McPhee - The Matrix will have you back!"
Angus: "Never! I shall remain forever faithful to Dragonball Z!!"
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Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?
Ah, AH. You're thinking of Blue-Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon, which requires 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to make. I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption :P
:lol: that, plus it was a reference to this (FF to 2:40 for the exact line): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhP1QsR6Lzs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhP1QsR6Lzs)
Also, if you haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, your life is not complete.
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Also, if you haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, your life is not complete.
I'm a shameless bastard so I have no problem saying that I watched and enjoyed Yu-Gi-Oh! when it came out... I still like it but for mostly nostalgic reasons.
But that video... that video was beautiful. Thank you.
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It gets even better as the series goes on. It's one of the funniest things on the internet, and ironically, it made me interested in the actual Yu-Gi-Oh show(I never watched it as a kid) and I've seen all of season one and halfway through two now. :psyduck: :mrgreen:
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I've seen all of season one and halfway through two now. :psyduck: :mrgreen:
It's the kind of crap you just end up watching for no reason... Just because you want to know the ending even though it's so full of cliche you already know how it will end. xD
I'm already on episode 6 of those series... Damn. I just lost it when the titanic and kill bill themes came in. hahahahahah.
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It's always a good day when I can show people the joys of gag dubs. Anyway....THIRD IMAGE!
(http://i.imgur.com/54hzm.png) (http://imgur.com/54hzm)
From this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1549) comic! (am I the only one who found Hannelore's "Steven!" in the last panel to be the funniest part of this one? :laugh:)
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Hanners: Top Gear UK is better than Top Gear USA.
Steve: You don't say.......
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Hanners: "There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green."
Steve: "Hanners, I'm not an Active. But I'll kill Joss Whedon anyway!"
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Hanners: "Do you know what I want to do right now?"
Steve: "Is this a lead in to this year's fanservice comic?"
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"Why is Marten wearing a jacket and tie without a shirt?"
"I don't know, but I hope he doesn't come on to me."
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(am I the only one who found Hannelore's "Steven!" in the last panel to be the funniest part of this one? :laugh:)
I see what you mean, but it's her "Oh hello, Steve and injured lady!" that does it for me. That was Hanners at the height of her ... Hanners-ness. (Cosette's last line is funny, too.)
I don't have any captions lately. I'm sorry.
EDIT : OK, maybe I do:
"I bring greetings from Tortura"
"Where did you get that Australian accent (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1662) all of a sudden? And that scar I can just see under the makeup? And the Ka-Bar I wish you wouldn't point where it's pointing?"
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Hanners:"Don't you think she should be concerned about [whispers]M. R. S. A.?"
Steve:"Naah. I was tested last week and came back clean"
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Hanners: "I have a message from Tortura."
Steve: "Out back. Five minutes."
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Hanners: "Oh, it'll take more than five minutes!"
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"Steven, why are you touching my face?"
"I'm not touching your face."
(THEN WHO'S HAND?)
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Hanners: "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve: "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"
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First:
"I'm glad to see my attempt to kill you with my mind is working. . ."
Third:
"Steve is over there looking at me like I'm crazy."
"I think you need more sleep."
Hanners: "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve: "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"
This made my day
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Hanners: "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve: "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"
WIN.
(Extra point if you change "shoes" to "pants.")
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So, how raunchy can we get without getting the ban hammer?
Hanners: "I have a message from Tortura."
Steve: "Out back. Five minutes."
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Hanners: "Oh, it'll take more than five minutes!"
Apparently this much. :evil:
Well played Carl-E. I am ashamed for not having noticed this sooner.