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Title: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 02 Jan 2012, 23:21
I was once really dep, but some thing happened to make me less dep. It came to my attention that one can't try to be dep, because one simply is dep. Twin Peaks? There was a big vibrating dep in Twin Peaks. When Laura Palmer was killed, Cooper lost his dep.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: dr. nervioso on 03 Jan 2012, 03:13
Okay, well I have no idea what dep is, but luckily urbandictionary does!

   
Drunken Emo Party
Or
Dirty Emo Party

A house party that consists of mainly emo or emo-related youth culture.
Person 1: "Goin' to the DEP tonight?"
Person 2: "Yup, be there and square"

I know that doesn't fit this use of dep, but I just find it funny

dep
short for depressed. another word for emo.
That guy is so dep

This one is more likely

dep   3 up, 23 down
Down to eat pussy.
I really like my girlfriend, I am dep.

This one would technically work, but I am not sure


Or it could be dep is some random thing and I am making a fool of myself. Oh well, at least I got to use urban dictionary. The stuff I find there always intrigues/terrifies me.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 03 Jan 2012, 12:17
Dep is none of the things on urban dictionary. Dep can't be defined.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 03 Jan 2012, 13:22
He was better in the first Pirates film    :-D
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 03 Jan 2012, 13:32
NOT DEPP, YOU FOOLS!
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 03 Jan 2012, 14:06
Dep can easily be defined. But like a magic trick, it's a little less special once you know how it works.

FTFY
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 03 Jan 2012, 14:29
When dep is defined it's definition changes.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: valley_parade on 03 Jan 2012, 14:41
So are "dep" and "swag" interchangeable? Because I still have no clue what the heck swag means*.


*I do know that having swag is because everyone needs toucan stubs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ), but that's it
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 03 Jan 2012, 15:00
One can be dep and have swag, but these things are unrelated.
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Post by: Jimor on 03 Jan 2012, 15:43
"Dep" is "splunge" for modern times.
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Post by: Carl-E on 03 Jan 2012, 22:07
More like a snipe...
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Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Jan 2012, 22:08
Weren't those things hunted to extinction?
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Post by: Carl-E on 03 Jan 2012, 22:09
Well, I  never found one! 
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: DrPhibes on 04 Jan 2012, 00:44
If dep is undefined and can't be defined that means this topic is about nothing or everything.  :psyduck:

How about that beer you had yesterday, that was refreshing wasn't it?

Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Radical AC on 04 Jan 2012, 02:33
I was at the dep of motor vehicles the other day.  I was thinking someone should write a stand-up bit about it.
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Post by: pwhodges on 04 Jan 2012, 03:41
I am in Germany and my luggage is in Paris. Which of us is dep?
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Post by: valley_parade on 04 Jan 2012, 04:59
I think the dep is actually in Liege, Paul.
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 04 Jan 2012, 05:58
i think to be dep you have to care about animals and trees and nature stuff......
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Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Jan 2012, 06:03
Can you assign someone to be dep for you?

Would they be your deputy?
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Post by: Carl-E on 04 Jan 2012, 07:59
[rimshot]




'cause that really needed one. 
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 04 Jan 2012, 11:30
If you assign dep to somebody else, you both are dep. But not if you only assign dep to become dep yourself.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 04 Jan 2012, 13:03
That's deplorable.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: DrPhibes on 04 Jan 2012, 14:47
So dep is a state a person can be in. I think I don't want it. It sounds Depressive.  :psyduck:
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Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Jan 2012, 14:48
Maybe it makes you a smooth operator - I hear depilatory cream can do that for you.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 04 Jan 2012, 15:27
Doctor, you may already be dep.
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Post by: Dazed on 04 Jan 2012, 18:06
This thread makes me wish for a nuclear holocaust.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Jan 2012, 19:05
I know, it's quickly depreciating. I thought it was more dependable than that, but it's deploying some deplorable and depraved deps that need deposing. It's depleting my will to go on; it makes me feel like I'm listening to Depeche Mode. Yet, I still feel a certain...dependence. I feel the need to deposit more dep in my life, but I can't depict such a future.

I think now's my time to depart, to deprogam myself of dep and the depth to which it's infiltrated my normally self-depricatory nature.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 04 Jan 2012, 19:17
Dude. That's so dep.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Jan 2012, 19:37
(http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/johnny-depp-in-drag-in-ed-wood.jpg)

And that's so Depp.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 04 Jan 2012, 20:17
Depp is hardly dep! He'd probably like nothing more than to be dep. I wouldn't be surprised to know he tells people he's dep! BUT HE ISN'T!
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 04 Jan 2012, 20:20
Ahhh, but by your own logic, that makes  him dep.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Dep on 05 Jan 2012, 00:24
Hello.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 05 Jan 2012, 00:28
Lying about being dep isn't dep. Hi, Dep.
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Post by: Lupercal on 05 Jan 2012, 03:11
Why is Chuckie's dad your avatar? Is that dep?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Jan 2012, 07:48
If you have to ask, it clearly isn't. 
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jan 2012, 13:48
That depends on how deep you take the question.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 05 Jan 2012, 17:03
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jan 2012, 17:22
But if you don't ask, how will you ever know anything?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Jan 2012, 18:45
Google.

Dear dep thread,

I recently downloaded Avadon, but whenever I try to open it, it gets shut down and I get an error  message saying, "Program closed by Data Execution Prevention (DEP)." What's up with that?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 05 Jan 2012, 19:01
Such is the way with dep.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 05 Jan 2012, 20:41
What's really dep is when you're five and your mom wants to play out in the sun with you.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Jan 2012, 20:48
That just means your mom's dep. 


Which is pretty dep in and of itself. 



Dammit, now you have me doing it!
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 05 Jan 2012, 22:13
You're welcome.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jan 2012, 22:34
That just means your mom's dep. 


Which is pretty dep in and of itself. 



Dammit, now you have me doing it!

That's DEPressing.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 06 Jan 2012, 07:54
The dep has you. It will take you. Make you dep.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 07 Jan 2012, 14:44
Then I shall DEPart for parts unknown in the DEPths of space.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 07 Jan 2012, 16:14
Please tell me what you see once you've returned.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Kugai on 08 Jan 2012, 21:46
The DEPths beyond The Rim

There are Vorlons there.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Dollface on 09 Jan 2012, 04:51
Sometimes i want to be cowboy.

eat beans, spit shit and fart guns.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: pwhodges on 09 Jan 2012, 05:10
That's just depraved.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 09 Jan 2012, 08:30
How many Vorlons?
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Post by: Kugai on 09 Jan 2012, 12:22
[KoshVoice] All of them [/KoshVoice]
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 09 Jan 2012, 13:05
Impressive, I think. Is that impressive?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Jan 2012, 14:19
To the Vorlons, yes. 
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 10 Jan 2012, 02:55
You guys. It's been my dream to live on the internet since I was a kid. I finally decided I want to build my house in this thread. May I live here?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jan 2012, 03:40
Depends.  Do you have a deposit as surety against damage?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 10 Jan 2012, 03:50
I have a finite amount commas I can use in my lifetime. Can I take a loan out on those?
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Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jan 2012, 04:05
Deploying them for this purpose would not be deprecated.  Depreciation wouldn't be a problem with such dependable items.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 11 Jan 2012, 23:45
Alright, I've started building. I'm in the planning stages still, but I know for sure that I'll be putting in at least 6 bathrooms. When I was a kid, I lied about how many bathrooms my house had. I don't want my son to lie about his.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: valley_parade on 12 Jan 2012, 09:41
It's like having a slightly better at English version of Jussi.

Without the time-traveling buddy cop movies.
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Post by: Kugai on 12 Jan 2012, 09:45
The DEPendable bet tuathal would be to put money both ways.
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 12 Jan 2012, 10:50
I'm going to put all the puns in the garage. Oh! Or maybe the wood shed? Can you burn puns?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Zingoleb on 12 Jan 2012, 11:00
If not, you can  burn the punner.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 12 Jan 2012, 11:09
Burn one punner and the whole forum could stink for weeks. The smell may never come all the way out. I'll just pick up old avatars when people throw them out and burn those. When you guys edit a post, the entire first post is thrown out and a new one replaces it. There's a lot of fuel here without killing anybody.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: idontunderstand on 12 Jan 2012, 15:59
That's a very nice house there... what if something bad happened to it?  :evil:
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jan 2012, 16:02
Then he'd have to depart.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 12 Jan 2012, 16:34
You know it's in here, but I dare you to try and find it.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: dr. nervioso on 12 Jan 2012, 18:49
You all are depraved. Dependent on such a word and idea that every time it is uttered it depreciates in worth. Eventually you are all drowning in the dep end, so put all the worthless words in a depot until it to heavy for the world to bear. This depression brings all of us down, the department stores, the deposits. And soon the deputies will come and bring you to court. And I, a deponent, will take my oath and state what I have seen and what you have done. And on sunday in early dawn, me in a train and you in an electric chair, we will all depart,
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Post by: Zingoleb on 12 Jan 2012, 19:07
And on sunday in early dawn, me in a train and in an electric chair, we will all depart,

And then what!? And then what!?
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 17 Jan 2012, 00:08
I tHOUGHT MELODICAS WERE DEP, BUT THEY aRE APPARENTLY NOT DEP!
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Jan 2012, 00:16
And that most dependably makes them Dep.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 17 Jan 2012, 00:19
No, man. They're the polar opposite of dep. Any more or less dep and they'd be a little bit dep, but they're right there- the full 180 degrees of dep! Sure, some will pretend they're dep, but that won't make it so.
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Jan 2012, 15:20
But Harmonicas are better.



That is circular logic Nomns.
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 17 Jan 2012, 18:37
(http://bookofjesus.org/images/nxg0jtx7o8sbb1miw2ch.png)
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 17 Jan 2012, 18:46
You can buy the shirt here: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product2.aspx?from=CustomDesigner&number=612728554 (http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product2.aspx?from=CustomDesigner&number=612728554)
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Post by: DrPhibes on 18 Jan 2012, 02:24
Trying to sell Dep.

Not dep man...
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 18 Jan 2012, 21:52
Dude, tshirts about dep are totally dep.
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 19 Jan 2012, 08:06
I think it has something to do with the process that turns internet data into cotton. It's expensive.
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Post by: DrPhibes on 19 Jan 2012, 09:20
Most shirts I get via internet are via topatoco.com and are 15-19 dollars :)
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Post by: LTK on 19 Jan 2012, 10:49
How many shirts do you buy to justify the $10 shipping cost?
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Post by: DrPhibes on 19 Jan 2012, 14:09
about 5. But the shipping costs rise with the amount of shirts I buy. It's about 20 dollars. In total i pay about 18 euro's per shirt. Which is translatable to about 23 dollars at the moment. It's still way less than the 25 EUROS I normally have to pay!
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Post by: Kugai on 20 Jan 2012, 10:35
You can probably depend on them turning out to be Ferengi.
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 20 Jan 2012, 14:42
The most dep clothes are home made and don't have shipping.
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Post by: Skewbrow on 20 Jan 2012, 22:50
Not true. When I was in grade four, the other boys at school envied me for the cap Mom made for me. It had a much longer visor than the commercially available standard models :-D
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 21 Jan 2012, 00:18
You just agreed with me, Holmes! Don't think that means I'm going to let you steal my information!
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Post by: Melodic on 21 Jan 2012, 14:24
i ams ofu cking dep right now
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 21 Jan 2012, 15:41
A little too dep, I'd say.
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 23 Jan 2012, 00:40
It's a well known fact that you can't be a doctor of dep. And also that doctors can not be dep.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Jan 2012, 01:56
Doctor Dep Das of Durgapur says otherwise (http://www.durgapurcity.co.in/doctors4.html).

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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 23 Jan 2012, 01:58
I'LL FIGHT HIM!
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Post by: Kugai on 23 Jan 2012, 13:18
UFC or Boxing?
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Post by: Mister D Nomms on 23 Jan 2012, 16:03
I have my own "wooping" style.
Title: Re: This is the Dep thread.
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 02 Feb 2012, 18:13
On the other side of the coin is gweeth (pronounced like geeth). Gweeth is not the opposite of dep. Gweeth is closer to a noun than dep, which is like an adjective. Gweeth is a sort of non-representational entity that can control things. Gweeth can take a situation and make it gweeth. Gweeth is not the opposite of dep. Dep has no opposite.