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Title: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Jan 2012, 15:41
Last week was a good week for caption images; here's the first:

(http://i.imgur.com/8J2Ph.png) (http://imgur.com/8J2Ph)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: celticgeek on 08 Jan 2012, 15:48
Faye:  Oh yeah, I moved the couch!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: DSL on 08 Jan 2012, 16:45
^WIN.

But I gotta try:

FAYE: "Can't remember. Did Angus and I flip the cushions?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Jam on 08 Jan 2012, 17:15
"I'm sure you've begun to realize, but that's where I farted."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Border Reiver on 08 Jan 2012, 17:36
"What the hell happened to your ass?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 08 Jan 2012, 18:18
"Don't care if you are stuck.  Every time I touch you there is lady-drama and I am not wanting to be punched right now."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 08 Jan 2012, 18:43
Dora: Sorry... it's nothing like Pintsize's fleshlight
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 08 Jan 2012, 20:09
"Planking doesn't work that way, Marty"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Kugai on 08 Jan 2012, 21:54
That will teach you to try playing 'Borg Alcove'
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Yarin on 08 Jan 2012, 22:26
That will teach you to try playing 'Borg Alcove'

woohoo trek reference
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Welu on 09 Jan 2012, 00:51
"I'm about to sit on you. Just so you know."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: techkid on 09 Jan 2012, 03:05
"Seriously Marten, you can stop now. Padma's not there."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: jwhouk on 09 Jan 2012, 05:46
"Look, if you really need money that badly, I can lend you a few bucks until payday."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Jan 2012, 15:51
HELL OF OBSCURE REFERENCE CAPTIONS:

Faye: It's been three weeks! For god's sake, take a shower!
Marten: DIFFRACTING!



I wanna see if anyone gets it before I post the link  :mrgreen:

FAYE: "Can't remember. Did Angus and I flip the cushions?"

Marten: No. *doesn't move*



 :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Kugai on 10 Jan 2012, 19:25
Dammit Marten, I keep telling you there is no secret exit in the couch!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Jan 2012, 20:09
(here's what I was referencing (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1605#comic))
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: dr. nervioso on 11 Jan 2012, 03:21
Faye: Did Pintsize give you that green pill too? Hanners took one and has been just sitting there with her eyes pen for an hour or so.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: jwhouk on 11 Jan 2012, 05:58
"I forgot to tell you that Hanners lent me one of the baby Roombas so I could clean the rugs."

OR

"Oh, by the way, we're cat-sitting Mieville for the weekend while Dora goes to the New England Coffee Expo down in Springfield."

OR

"I think you've been watching way too many Dick Van Dyke Show reruns on TV Land."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 11 Jan 2012, 06:34
"Ugg, gross!  You know what's been done on those cushions!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Jan 2012, 14:51
I think you meant," You know WHO'S been done on those cushions!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: jwhouk on 11 Jan 2012, 16:14
"You were trying to re-enact the dance scene in Risky Business again, weren't you?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: dr. nervioso on 11 Jan 2012, 17:34
"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 11 Jan 2012, 18:51
"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

"Flip the cushions when you are done, would ya?"

 :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Carl-E on 11 Jan 2012, 23:25
"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

"Flip the cushions again when you are done, would ya?"

 :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Jan 2012, 06:47
I'm sure everyone's far too busy on the WCDT to out much thought into this but anyway- SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/LmrwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LmrwV)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 Jan 2012, 07:49
MOMO:  Marten did WHAT?  Why did he do that?!
MARIGOLD:  DAMN IT MARTIN
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Jan 2012, 11:08
"Marigold, did you forget your pants?"
"Dammit, not again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: DSL on 12 Jan 2012, 11:23
MOMO: "... and so he won't see her again before she leaves. Also, the milk tn the fridge is bad again, so Angus will spend another night on the couch."
MARIGOLD: "Everything has happened as I have foreseen ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 12 Jan 2012, 12:02
Momo: "And then the home for baby rabbits with balances disorders was on fire, so they were all running around in circles, on fire and then....."
Marigold: "Damn it Momo! Hanners does not need to hear about my 6th Grade Field Trip!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 Jan 2012, 13:17
I'm sure everyone's far too busy on the WCDT to out much thought into this but anyway- SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/LmrwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LmrwV)

MOMO:  "Look, I'm sorry that this was uncomfortable, but really, I was looking at this as an opportunity for personal growth for the group of us."

Marigold:  "I understand that, and the tequila wasn't that bad, but...when you tried to pick up those three guys chanting, "BROS, BROS, BROS"..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 Jan 2012, 13:44
MOMO:  According to the cellphone conversations I have been monitoring,  Marten is single again.   You should ask him out.

MARIGOLD:  DAMN IT MOMO!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Carl-E on 12 Jan 2012, 22:19
Marigold:  "WHY did have to you come into the bathroom?!?"

Momo:  "It sounded like you needed some help..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: TinPenguin on 13 Jan 2012, 03:59
Momo: "We were short on salt, so..."
Marigold: "YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SUBDIVIDE"

Momo: I do not think our United States flag group cosplay is working, Marigold-
Marigold: WE ARE A UNION JACK, DAMMIT.

Closer to an upended Russia. :-P
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Jan 2012, 04:56
Momo:  "Look, the convention starts in an hour, and Shin Goji will be there.  It'll mean so much to him."

Marigold:  "I am not getting into that Kaiju Girls costume.... again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: Kugai on 13 Jan 2012, 13:05
*Continues theme from my WCT Post*


Momo:   "I had not realised it when I showed her last night that Marigold had not seen the final season of Star Trek: Voyager."

Marigold:  "SHE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE KLINGON DAMMIT!!! "


That is all.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 16 Jan 2012, 06:21
Momo:  "Please, Marigold, you cannot levitate all three of us and the couch."

Marigold:  "If Dale can, I can!"