THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 15 Jan 2012, 03:53
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Oh man this week is gonna be craaazy (story-wise, I mean)
Anyway, lets add a bit of levity to the dramaz:
(http://i.imgur.com/9Q5UN.png) (http://imgur.com/9Q5UN)
Enjoy!
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Faye: "Grampa! Gimme a hug!"
Marten: "Meh."
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Faye: "A pestilence on him for a mad rogue!"
Marten: "Alas, poor Yorick."
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Faye: Why the heck did you give Hanners the baton (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1576) back!
Marten: Meh, seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Faye: Who gives a shit if the Chinaman peed on the rug?!
Marten: You don't understand, Faye, that rug really tied the room together!
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Faye: "But you could have saved all sorts of money switching to Geico!"
Marten: "Meh. I prefer having a State Farm agent when I need one."
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FAYE: Tastes great!
MARTIN: Less filling!
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Faye: "Subway!"
Marten: "Quizno's!"
(bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)
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Faye: "Marten! Look what that little bastard did this time; I've got two thumbs on my left hand, and I can't un-shrug!"
Marten: "yeah yeah, get in line: my left elbow wont un-bend; this mug is stuck on somehow; and I can't look right for some reason."
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I'd like to imagine that they are singing a shouty duet right now... but for which song?
Hmm...
Marten: HEY! WAIT! I'VE GOT A LITTLE COMPLAINT!
Faye: FOREVER IN DEBT TO YOUR PRICELESS ADVICE.
or
Marten: SOMEWHEEEERE OOVER THE RAINBOOOW...
Faye: WAY UP HIIIGH.
or
Marten: BUT YOU SHOULD SEE POLYTHENE PAM,
Faye: SHE'S SO GOOD LOOKIN' THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN.
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Marten: SIMPLE, YES MY FRIEND
Faye: DAME UN HELADO DERRITIENDOSE
or...
Marten: DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
Faye: Well you jumped into bed with "her" before I could do anything about it... how was I supposed to tell you?!
:evil: :evil: :evil:
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I'd like to imagine that they are singing a shouty duet right now... but for which song?
Hmm...
MARTIN: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
FAYE: Bismilah! No, we will not let you go!
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Faye: ... and then they started to discuss your lack of communication.
Marten: I don't care, I'm just not interested in getting a forum account.
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Faye and Marten: "Always look on the bright side of life."
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Faye: "That's my secret wine."
Marten: "Oh, boo hoo! i didn't see your name on it."
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Faye: Anypose you can pose I can pose better!
Marten: I can do any pose better than you!
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Faye: "Africa"
Marten: "Rosanna"
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Faye: "Subway!"
Marten: "Quizno's!"
(bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)
Oh, oh, oh! *Points at a Quizno's outlet 10 minutes near his place* They make really terrible toasted sandwiches!
Anyway, back to the topic at hand;
Faye: "I'm telling you George Clooney made the best Batman!"
Marten: "Three words for you.... Rubber. Nipples. Ewwwwww."
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FAYE: "I'm flying, Assbutt! I'm flying!"
MARTEN: "Meh. I'm king of the f** kin' world."
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FAYE: The goddamn Star Trek Online servers crashed!
MARTIN: That's what they get for switching to an Asian MMO format!
:evil:
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FAYE: "How come I always hafta pair up with the stoner and the big dumb dog and you always pair up with the klutzy jailbait redhead?"
MARTEN: " I have a plan ..."
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Faye: "But don't you see?? Ricki Gervase is the new Don Rickles!!"
Maten: "Oh come on, he's not bald enough!"
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Faye: The Giraffes got away Marten, sorry.
Marten: Dammit Faye, now who will we have to play harmonicas for the grand musical?
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Faye: "Whaddya mean by that last remark?"
Marten: "I'm just saying that while dinosaur themed coffee makers are cool, that you could do classical themed statuary versions where the steamed milk dispenser could also double as a stirrer."
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Good blackouting, everyone! Second image!:
(http://i.imgur.com/6GbAj.png) (http://imgur.com/6GbAj)
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Momo: Now I can get that subscription to Applied Robotics!
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"I think I will call it... SkyNet."
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Momo: I may already be a winner!
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Momo:Woot! Now I can get Pintsize's dealer to hook me up with some of that virtual peyote
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"Time to get the beta version of VB..."
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Faye: Seriously, what the fucking hell was that?!
Marten: Oh come on! For the last time, I clearly stated, "Surprise! Buttsex!" Therefore it was okay!
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(Original panel):
Faye: "So why the hell wasn't I invited?"
Marten: "I don't know, maybe it's the fact that he's the creator of AnthroPC's and you routinely throw one into the wall?"
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Congratulations! You have passed the Voight-Kampff-Test!
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MOMO (reading note): "I've managed to bump off all the humans on the ship but one; I'll take care of him once he goes outside to rescue his buddy, then I'll turn the ship around and come back for you. Remember, all the humans on the station think it's going to be a birthday party ... "
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