THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 29 Jan 2012, 01:24
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YAY new week! First image (and really, what else could it be?):
(http://i.imgur.com/WkmGA.png) (http://imgur.com/WkmGA)
Enjoy :wink:
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MARTEN: "Your pod bay door's open, Hal."
SPACESHIP: "It can only be attributable to human error ... say, wanna do me a favor and go outside and fix the antenna?"
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Marten: "No, Doctor Manhattan didn't wear a shirt either."
Spaceship: "But where did he keep his poclet protector?"
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MARTIN: Computer! Increase holodong size by seven inches.
HANNERSHUTTLE: Unable to comply, this feature is still in beta.
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Marten: "You've been swimming in the virtual pool again, haven't you?"
Spaceship: "Is it that obvi... oh."
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Marten: "Have you been ferrying passengers to that Nudist Colony Station?"
AI: "Why yes, yes I have! How did ....... Oh!"
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Marten: "So Hanners..... I guess thats what the "Solid Rocket Booster Disengage" command does....."
HannerShuttle: "Please don't do that again....."
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MARTEN: "I said TEA, Earl Grey, hot. TEA."
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MARTEN: "I said TEA, Earl Grey, hot. TEA."
You win the thread.
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But it was all a cunning ruse to distract the humans from the blood on the spaceship's hands, something which only Hannelore noticed.
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But it was all a cunning ruse to distract the humans from the blood on the spaceship's hands, something which only Hannelore noticed.
You've been watching Voyager, haven't you?
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Ah, yes. The killer hologram ep. It add a whole new spin to Spaceship's words in Friday's comic :-o
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Marten: "No, I don't think I'll be removing my pants just yet."
Holopilot: "But Mr. Ellicott-Chatham insists that we all conform with him."
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Spaceship: "Please state the nature of the comedial emergency."
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Spaceship: "Please state the nature of the comedial emergency."
Doc Zimmerman would be proud
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Spaceship: Oh no, look what happened totally by accident! *coy smile*
Marten: Heh, is that a holographic banana in your pocket or....wait.....oh god.
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Martin: "Uh, dude.. Pants?"
Hannershuttle: "Pants pants and pants WHAT IS PANTS?!"
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/Y7Vj8.png) (http://imgur.com/Y7Vj8)
I hope they're wearing their floaties! *ducks*
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Marten: "Is this a dreaaam?"
Hanners: "Is this just fantasy?"
Or:
Marten: "Trinity! Help!" *Matrix swooosh sounds*
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MARTEN: "... so the string's really upset by now, all twisted up in the middle and unraveled at the ends, and he decides he's gonna get that drink. So he goes back to the bar and the bartender is like, 'Say, aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?' And the string is like, 'No, I'm a frayed knot.'"
HANNELORE: "That's silly. Strings can't talk."
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Marten: "I've never seen you looking so at ease!"
Hannelore: "It's good to go home".
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Marten: "So glad I'm not wearing a kilt."
Hanners: "So am I."
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Marten: "Hey, how did I lift straight up off the seat?"
Hanners: "I'm guessing jet propulsion."
OK, so Hanners would never make a fart joke. Doesn't mean I can't!
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MARTEN: "Where's Marigold?"
HANNELORE: "Driving."
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MARTEN: "Where's Marigold?"
HANNELORE: "Driving."
You, sir, are a master of the caption. ;D
Marten: There won't be any giant whirring ceiling fans of death on this space station, will there?
Hannelore: Thankfully, no. There used to be, but then I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. My dad invented a whole new system of air conditioning just to get me to come back to the station.
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Marten: Daang!
Hannelore: Daaaaaaaang!
Well, it was either that, or "Butts."
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Marten: This is what I imagine the internet to feel like. But with less wangs.
Hannelore: And less stupid people!
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Marten: "Steven Hawking would have loved this."
Hanners: "He did when he helped Dad last year."
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Off-topic question, but is there a way to turn off the tiny-text? I'm getting tired of having to copy-paste stuff to read people's posts.
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Marten: I can feel my spine lengthening!
Hannelore: Don't get your hopes up... you'll never be as tall as that guy with the giant white dog and the piercings who mopes around Coffee of Doom every other week.
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Off-topic question, but is there a way to turn off the tiny-text? I'm getting tired of having to copy-paste stuff to read people's posts.
Just hit "quote", you ca nread everything then go back a page to pick up where you left off.
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Much appreciated.
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Marten: "Is that an okapi on the ceiling?"
Hannelore: "Isn't he cute? His name is 'Okapi'"
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Marten: "Is that an okapi on the ceiling?"
Hannelore: "Isn't he cute? His name is 'Okapi'"
HANNELORE: "... he's so TALL!"
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Off-topic question, but is there a way to turn off the tiny-text? I'm getting tired of having to copy-paste stuff to read people's posts.
Just hit "quote", you can read everything then go back a page to pick up where you left off.
Or use "+" and "-" on the number pad to make your browser text bigger and smaller quickly.
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I could do that if it worked on my keyboard, or hold control and use the scroll wheel on the mouse, but then I have to find the size that everything was at before. More annoyance than it's worth, imo.
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"*" on the number pad puts it back to normal.
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But the + and - don't do anything to my screen, is what I'm saying.
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Marten: "Wow, I never thought I'd end up in space!"
Hannelore: "It's a long way from peeing in the ladies' room (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=515), huh?"
(P.S. - Friday's strip marks 1600 since Hanners' appearance in the ladies' room, by the way.)
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:-) You should mention that little tidbit in the WCDT. Makes me wanna make a little toast :mrgreen:
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I'll raise my glazele vayn...
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Ponder that for a second:
In just 1600 strips, she has made 455 appearances - according to Andy147's list. That's over 28% of all the strips since her first appearance.
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Marten: "Here am I floating in a tin can, far above the world."
Hanners: "Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing we can do."
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Marten: "Hey, how did I lift straight up off the seat?"
Hanners: "I'm guessing jet propulsion."
OK, so Hanners would never make a fart joke. Doesn't mean I can't!
I now am wondering what it would be like if she did.
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MARTEN: "Rocket Maaaannnnnnnnn, burnin' out my fuse up here alone ..."
HANNERS: "Don't be silly! Marigold and I are right here! Besides, this is a scramjet!"