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Title: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Feb 2012, 04:02
Things are getting interesting! First caption image:

(http://i.imgur.com/PRBUu.png) (http://imgur.com/PRBUu)

Also, next week will be the 50th week of the Caption Game! Anyone have any suggestions on how to celebrate?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 Feb 2012, 06:38
HER:  15% or more?! SERIOUSLY?!
HIM:  Yes, that is the magic of Geico.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 12 Feb 2012, 07:18
Lt. Potter: "What?"
Station: "I've scanned down to the molecular level. You're definitely pregnant."


(C'mon, people - definitive answer!)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 12 Feb 2012, 08:06
Potter: "B-but Spaceship's was...so..."
Station: "It's much warmer here on the station."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Feb 2012, 10:08
Lt. Potter: “Pregnant?! How?!"

Station: "Er… Do you remember when we showed 'Demon Seed' on Movie Night…?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Feb 2012, 10:37
"But this is so sudden!"
"I've wanted to be your husband for years now"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: DSL on 12 Feb 2012, 11:56
LT. POTTER: "Why did you lie to me? Why did you  tell me Pizza Girl killed my mother?"
STATION-WAN: "When the allosaurus ate her and ... well, you know ... the barista who was Sara was no more, and became Pizza Girl. So, Lt. Potter, everything I told you is true ... from a certain point of view."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 Feb 2012, 12:32
LT Potter:  "How long have you been there?"

Station:  "56.8 seconds before "Take me, I'm yours."  By the way, I can show you a number of techniques that may improve things for the both of you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: LTK on 12 Feb 2012, 12:51
(Technically, Station is everywhere, all the time.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Carl-E on 12 Feb 2012, 13:17
A rather disturbing thought, especially for an AI fond of pranks.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Feb 2012, 14:33
An audio/video pickup, in the private quarters of one of the USAF personnel. The power dynamics on board must be ... interesting, and probably not fully stabilized.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Kugai on 12 Feb 2012, 14:46
Station:   "Help me Lieutenant Potter, you're my only hope."

Lt. Potter:  "Dammit!  You've gotten that Star Wars file stuck in your Main Memory again haven't you?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 12 Feb 2012, 17:38
(This naturally follows)

"Lt. Potter - I am your father."

"No! You can't be! He's dead!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: akronnick on 12 Feb 2012, 18:11
Lt P: I have a bad feeling about this.
S: I don't sense anything.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 12 Feb 2012, 18:38
Lt.Potter - "What?"
Station - "Everyone on the boards seems to think you're related to that weird redhead who owns a dicksissel."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Kugai on 13 Feb 2012, 12:45
Lt. Potter:  "What are you talking about?"

Station:  "I can no longer keep silent.  I know your secret Lieutenant, I know you're Pizza Girl!! "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Soulsynger on 14 Feb 2012, 07:04
Lt. : "You know about my underwear situation?!"

Station: "Yes, I scan down to the molecular level, Lieutenant."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Feb 2012, 07:06
Things are getting interesting! First caption image:

(http://i.imgur.com/PRBUu.png) (http://imgur.com/PRBUu)

Also, next week will be the 50th week of the Caption Game! Anyone have any suggestions on how to celebrate?

Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and his friend Ron are coming to visit next week."

And for next week - We'll need cake, or pancakes.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: celticgeek on 14 Feb 2012, 07:26
Or waffles.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 07:54
Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and your sister Zuzu are coming to visit next week."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: specter177 on 14 Feb 2012, 10:35
Nononono...

Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Skewbrow on 14 Feb 2012, 10:43
And for next week - We'll need cake, or pancakes.

Next week: pancakes or waffles

Anniversary: cake
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 13:24
Nononono...

Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Kugai on 14 Feb 2012, 17:16
Lt. Potter:    "You said what??!"

Station:   "I said your grandfather Sherman and your uncle Max are coming up to see you next week."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 18:20
"But my grandpa Sherman died two months ago!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: DSL on 14 Feb 2012, 18:40
"...Is Uncle Max bringing a case of hot dogs and a new dress for me?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Feb 2012, 18:58
Nononono...

Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.

Seconded.

/wacky
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: bicostp on 14 Feb 2012, 21:44
"But my grandpa Sherman died two months ago!"

Mule fritters!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 21:50
Actually, I think it was "Horse Hockey!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Carl-E on 14 Feb 2012, 21:58
Both, and several others...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: DSL on 15 Feb 2012, 08:59
Nononono...

Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.


Seconded.

/wacky

Thirded.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Feb 2012, 12:28
M*A*S*H for the win. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/CdHGV.png) (http://imgur.com/CdHGV)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Kugai on 15 Feb 2012, 14:23
Hannelore:   "Hi Dad, whatcha got there?"

HannerDad:  "Oh! Hello Hannelore, just a package from your uncle Emmett in Hill Valley."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 15 Feb 2012, 20:35
Nononono...

Lt Potter:  "What!?!"

Station:  "You heard me.  Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.


Seconded.

/wacky

Thirded.

er. sure. lil help on the reference pls?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Feb 2012, 20:42
Reference:  Henry and his partner (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1515)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Feb 2012, 20:57
Looking at that and comparing it to the Lieutenant, I'd have to say - nay to that ship. She looks nothing like Maurice.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 15 Feb 2012, 21:05
ah.... got it now...

very nice caption, but not particularly likely
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Soulsynger on 15 Feb 2012, 23:47
Hanners: "Hey Dad, playing MacGuyver again?"

Hannerdad: "You won't believe what I just made out of a stapler and an old teddybear!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Feb 2012, 00:35
Hannelore: "Hi, Dad! What's up?"

HannerDad: "The docking hub, of course. You do remember how that little joke of ours used to drive your Mom up the wall. Good to see you, Sweetie."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: WAYF on 16 Feb 2012, 04:49
For some reason I can't get the idea out of my head that Hannerdad tends to neglect Hannelore somewhat. Hence:

Hannelore: Hello, I love you.

John Ellicott: Won't you tell me your name?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: DSL on 16 Feb 2012, 06:03
For some reason I can't get the idea out of my head that Hannerdad tends to neglect Hannelore somewhat. Hence:

Hannelore: Hello, I love you.

John Ellicott: Won't you tell me your name?

That is both hilarious and sad. Well done.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 Feb 2012, 09:16
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1904

I think that one wins the thread.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Feb 2012, 10:14
^ I'm sorry but the Adventure Time reference has to win the thread (look at my icon fer cryin out loud)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 49!
Post by: techkid on 18 Feb 2012, 02:29
Hannelore: "Hi dad! How's the energy cannon coming along?"

Hannerdad: "Just about charged to capacity, in fact. Could you get your friend Marigold? Spaceship told me of her interest in lasers."