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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 19 Feb 2012, 02:51
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Holy fukkin crap This is the 50th week of the QC Caption game! It's been really fun to do so far and everyone's response and captions are wonderful! I'm gonna try to post 5 images this week, so be sure to check back daily! And if you have any comments or suggestions on how to improve this little shindig, let me know; I just want people to laugh! :-D 8-) :mrgreen:
FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/pDVaR.png) (http://imgur.com/pDVaR)
Thank you and enjoy!
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Hooray Caption Contest retrospective!
OK, here gies:
ANGUS: "Hold on, hold on. It's tricky getting the hot and cold mix just right."
AND/OR:
FAYE: "This is NOT how you play 'Got your nose.' "
AND/OR:
ANGUS: "Any chance this could go, y' know, farther?"
FAYE : "Psh. About as much chance as Marty going into space."
AND/OR:
ANGUS: "Honk?"
FAYE: "Honk."
OK I'll stop now.
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Angus: "Two twiddles to the left... one twiddle to the right..."
Faye: "That's not the combination!"
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"Come in, Tokyo! Do you copy?"
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"I've got a lovely pair of coconuts, doodooly-doo..."
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Hey, when I press here, your cheeks turn red.
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Faye: "Hang on, you're not a real doctor, are you?"
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Angus: Is this as good for you as it is for me?
Faye: No.
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Angus: BOOOOBIEEEESSSS!!!! :D
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FAYE: Thank god Hanners had a tube of epoxy to fix my bra with. Should be dry in about an hour.
ANGUS: Best. Day. Ever.
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Angus: This was a baaaad time to remember that you once pummeled Marten to the ground when he so much as slapped your rear.
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Power Meter: DO HER ALREADY!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DYIN' HERE?!?!
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Angus: "I sense great chaos and destruction in your future."
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ANGUS: "Any chance this could go, y' know, farther?"
FAYE : "Psh. About as much chance as Marty going into space."
That reminds me of a joke... (http://crocjokes.com/dirtyjokes.php?ID=1081&o=2&R=82&S=RANK&cat=sex)
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Chorus of angels fills the air around Angus...
Followed shortly by him flying backwards
(i know not really a caption, but I've not had any caffeine yet today)
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Angus: Yep. I'm definitely gay.
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ANGUS: Over 9,000.
FAYE: That can't be right!
ANGUS: I'm just repeat'n what the meter says.
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Angus: "I never actually thought I'd get this far again..."
Faye (under her breath): "Empty alleyway, no witnesses, dumpster to hide corpse..."
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Joint thought bubble: "Wait a minute! Why aren't we wearing pants?"
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We're off to a rockin start! 2nd image! (which I chose last week independently of today's strip. Weird, man):
(http://i.imgur.com/ziSsv.png) (http://imgur.com/ziSsv)
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"I never believed that you actually glowed when you got pregnant!"
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'There's a liiiiiiiight............over at the Frankenstein place'
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"I met this Gideon guy, who said I had issues and offered to seal them inside my head - but then it started to glow, which was actually rather cool!"
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"Large espresso, please."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man, I've got to cut down on those 100 watt bulbs...
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I AM THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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You've heard the claims that you go blind due to excessive masturbation. I'm telling you... It's a LIE!
ALT
Finally. Finally I'm full of porn.
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Finally. Finally I'm full of porn.
Can do better than that.
"I have achieved... the PORN SINGULARITY!"
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Finally. Finally I'm full of porn.
Can do better than that.
"I have achieved... the PORN SINGULARITY!"
I AM BECOME PORN
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I AM TEH PORN
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We're off to a rockin start! 2nd image! (which I chose last week independently of today's strip. Weird, man):
(http://i.imgur.com/ziSsv.png) (http://imgur.com/ziSsv)
I am become Death! The destroyer of Worlds!
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I drink from the Keg of Glory! Bring me all the muffins and bagels in the land!
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I drink from the Keg of Glory! Bring me all the muffins and bagels in the land!
Quap'la!!
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Is there no one who can defeat me?
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Not even the blues they send to greet you.
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That definitely looks like a White Screen of Death to me...
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Theyyyyyy're Heeeeeeere!
alt:
The colors, children! N'hey!
alt alt:
I see dead people.
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"It's full of stars...."
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Pintsize: Hey Guys! Did you know that you can snort Turtle Wax?
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"It's full of stars...."
Damn!
Ninjaed
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"It's beauuutifulllAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH(melts)"
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"I CAN SEE FOREVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!"
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"It comes! The Quickening!" [cue lightning]
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BUTTS
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"It comes! The Quickening!" [cue lightning]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ1WyBGG_Vw
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While we're waiting for the new strip to be done, 3rd image!:
(http://i.imgur.com/Hisgk.png) (http://imgur.com/Hisgk)
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Dora: "Do you have any idea what kinds of things happen in this alley?"
Sven: "I'm pretty sure I don't want to know."
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"Toto fucking sucks!"
"Bullshit. They're a major influence on my work, in fact"
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Dora: "Look, I know you're upset but it's not going to happen. You just need to accept it."
Sven: "But I really need to read the sequel to Hermione and Ginny and the Space Wizards."
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Dora: You need professional help, Sven
Sven: I don't BUTTS know BUTTS what you're BUTTS talking about!.........BUTTS!
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Dora: Ugh, I am so done with dating men.
Sven: I am not giving you Gina Riversmith's phone number.
bonus caption:
Dora: I wonder who's better in bed, Marten or Faye.
Sven: :psyduck:
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DORA: "So he says, dang, dude has a great butt. What I wanna know is, how does he even know that?"
SVEN: "Geez, I'm starting to see what he means. Don't know why you're complaining -- I hear you got it in the ear!"
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(http://i.imgur.com/Hisgk.png) (http://imgur.com/Hisgk)
Dora: Nuh Nuuuuh!
Sven: Yuh HuuuuH!
Dora: NUH NUUUUUH!
Sven: YUH HUUUUUH!
Dora: NUH NUUUUUH!
Sven: YUH HUUUUUH!
Dora: MOOOOOOOM!
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Dora: "So, how's my John Travolta impersonation looking?"
Sven: "Cool. Now all you need is the white suit."
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DORA: Tastes great.
SVEN: Less filling.
(What strip is this one from?)
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DORA: "Geico?"
SVEN: "Geico."
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Dora: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
Sven: "Man, I knew that Lord of the Rings marathon would come back to haunt me!"
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Dora: Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
Sven: Look, I didn't know she was underage... or a robot!
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Dora: What's the deal with you guys and your hoodies? That's no attire for a musician. I already made Marten give up his, you're next.
Sven: Look who's talking. You would look more professional in an apron yourself. Besides, the ladies keep telling me that "It's so big". And I like it that way.
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Dora: Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
Sven: Look, I didn't know she was underage... or a robot!
Ha! Winner!
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Dora: Please, tell me you did not write a love lost song about Faye!
Sven: It just kind of happened. I didn't mean for my agent to hear it and sell it for so much money.
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*Applause*.
That would be so awkward, I wouldn't be surprised to see it in the comic.
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Rollin' right along... 4th image:
(http://i.imgur.com/txu13.png) (http://imgur.com/txu13)
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"This is the best birthday present I've ever gotten for Pintsize".
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"Hanners is going to kill me for using her cuticle scissors like this. Maybe I'll let the timer run out."
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"Ah so that's why the timer is stuck on three, this wire goes here that wire goes there. Easy fix."
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'Dammit!! He would do this two days before the next issue of Bomb Disposal Weekly comes out!'
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"Well, I got this for Pintsize, a P90 for Faye and a LAW and a wedding dress for Dora. That should keep them occupied while I'm in space. Hmmm. Should I get extra ammo for the P90? Naaahhh..."
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Dammit, DSL, you made me spray my tea all over my screen!
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"Well, I got this for Pintsize, a P90 for Faye and a LAW and a wedding dress for Dora. That should keep them occupied while I'm in space. Hmmm. Should I get extra ammo for the P90? Naaahhh..."
Definitely gold-class material, DSL...
"Pintsize, please. I sat through a 36-hour action hero movie marathon. They make this look so ea-"
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To cut or not to cut this wire? That is the question...
Ok. On count of five... four ...
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Why do they make it so easy by using different colour wires. My bombs all use the same colour wire to mess eith their heads right before death.
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I always make mine so it's "cut any wire, the whole thing blows".
The timer's just for show.
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I prefer Pastels