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Title: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Feb 2012, 14:08
Last week was awesome! But now we're back IN SPACE. 1st image:

(http://i.imgur.com/kiMV3.png) (http://imgur.com/kiMV3)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: celticgeek on 26 Feb 2012, 14:12
Marten:  Butts?
Marigold:  Butts.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: DSL on 26 Feb 2012, 14:39
MARTEN: "I guess I'd better tell Marigold I've got the spathe egg to go with the spathe ham."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: pwhodges on 26 Feb 2012, 15:40
Oops, I dropped the spathe egg!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: DSL on 26 Feb 2012, 15:52
In thpathe, no one can hear you thcream.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Feb 2012, 16:01
^ +1

Marten: That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to see that shirt hit the floor.
Marigold:  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Feb 2012, 17:03
Marten: "- mass."

Marigold: "berf"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Feb 2012, 20:30
Marten: "I'm sorry! I don't even know how he got in my bag!"

Marigold: "If that little boob terrorist does that again, I'll reformat his hard-drive with a HAMMER."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Feb 2012, 21:37
"So you're real? There really are monsters under the bed?"

"I WANT TO TASTE YOUR FLUIDS"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: techkid on 27 Feb 2012, 01:16
Station: "In the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot: 'I like big - '"
Marten (angry whisper): "Dude, wait until after she's asleep!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Skewbrow on 27 Feb 2012, 02:50
Marten: "2d10 fall damage?"
Marigold: "Please. I have had 'Feather Falling' since I was ... a level 2 apprentice."

kinda sad that I had to ask my kid for the proper term of "immunity to fall damage"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Feb 2012, 04:45
Marten:  "What the?!?"

The Unknown:  "Lemme explain.  I'm a Squat.  GW couldn't figure out what to do with me all those years ago and tried to eliminate us from memory of the players and the game, but we live on.  And now if you don't mind, I'm on my way to the pub."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: TinPenguin on 27 Feb 2012, 05:05
Marten: "So this is the first time you've been on a twenty-storey bunk bed?"

Marigold: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrp
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Jabberwocky on 27 Feb 2012, 05:38
Marten:  Are you eating off the FLOOR!?
Marigold:  Five-second rule applies to spathe ham!


Bonus:

Marten:  My SHOES!
Marigold:  BLAARRFFF!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Feb 2012, 05:45
Marten: "The French judge knocked off points for the dismount."

Marigold: "The voting is RIGGED, I tell you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Feb 2012, 09:36
Marten:  "Gnomes?" 

Voice from floor:  "Hand over the underpants, bub!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Feb 2012, 17:52
Marten: So, is the gravity still working?
Marigold: Yurp.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 Feb 2012, 04:48
Marten:  "Do you always...?"

Marigold:  "Wear "I love my Lion of Lannister" underwear or fall out of bed?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: LordVaughn on 29 Feb 2012, 05:35
Marten: "That's not how you reach the top bunk."

Marigold: [growls]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Feb 2012, 18:48
NEW EPIC IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/HGO9L.png) (http://imgur.com/HGO9L)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 Feb 2012, 19:00
Faye: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF EMERGENCY BOURBON?!?!
Dora: _YOU_ WERE SUPPOSED TO REPLENISH IT AFTER THE POSSUM INCIDENT!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Feb 2012, 19:00
NEW EPIC IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/HGO9L.png) (http://imgur.com/HGO9L)

Faye: "I can't see, but I think I may have gotten her with the last volley."

Dora: "Why did you tell Cosette she couldn't be the flower girl?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: DSL on 29 Feb 2012, 20:04
FAYE: "Choppers! Choppers coming in and they sound loaded!"
DORA: "The bride should be able to be the flower girl if she wants to! WHY CAN'T I BE THE FLOWER GIRL?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: techkid on 01 Mar 2012, 01:42
Faye: "I think Marten got a bit upset when we said we were getting married..."

Dora: "No, it was when you said he couldn't join in!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: TinPenguin on 01 Mar 2012, 04:21
Faye: "It just dropped out of space and started killing everyone! What IS that thing?!"

Dora: "A fourteen year old girl."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: alienatedduck on 01 Mar 2012, 05:45
Faye: You've killed us all, Dora!
Dora: How was I supposed to know I was marrying the Terminator?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Border Reiver on 01 Mar 2012, 06:09
Faye:  "Cover me, I'm gonna go get the extra ammo Penelope was carrying!"

Dora:  "Are you crazy?  What do you think is cooking off?  Wait for the evac Beetle!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Jabberwocky on 01 Mar 2012, 06:42
Faye:  It's not my fault!
Dora:  I told you to change the "secret things"!


Bonus:

Both:  GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Mar 2012, 06:49
Faye: "I can't believe she called for air support!"
Dora: "I told you not to rip her mask off! She was on the guest list!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 Mar 2012, 07:45
Faye: "I think Marten got a bit upset when we said we were getting married..."

Dora: "No, it was when you said he couldn't join in!"

Alternate ending: "No, it was when you said he couldn't be the flower girl!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Kugai on 01 Mar 2012, 14:35
Dora:  "I told you telling her you were marrying me instead of her would be a mistake!!"

Faye:  "But I didn't expect her to start a war from her fathers Space Station!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: RyanW1019 on 01 Mar 2012, 19:23
Faye: DAMMIT DORA, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET RAVEN BUILD ANOTHER DINOSAUR!

Off-camera: RAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!!!!

Dora: How was I supposed to know she'd make a carnivore this time?!?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Kugai on 01 Mar 2012, 20:03
Faye:   "Dammit!  I knew it would be bad when I decided to leave Angus at the Alter."

Dora:   "Yeah, but who knew he was Vaspa Avengers little brother.  Damn Turing for giving her access to SHIELD technology!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Mar 2012, 21:10
Faye: "You had to run out of the chapel, didn'tcha?"
Dora: "How the hell did I know Jim had a railgun?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: Skewbrow on 01 Mar 2012, 21:26
Faye: "I'm sick 'n tired of this fighting. Could you please give birth to the Liberator already."

Dora: "For heaven's sake. I only just got married. Could you please not point that gun in my general direction."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: dreed on 02 Mar 2012, 02:46
F: You should have just married him.
D: I ain't gonna be Goa'uld's wife okay?!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: jwhouk on 02 Mar 2012, 04:48
Faye: "I really don't ####ing believe this!"

Dora: "I didn't know AI's could get drunk!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: WAYF on 02 Mar 2012, 05:03
F: You should have just married him.
D: I ain't gonna be Goa'uld's wife okay?!

Good reference! ;D

(Does that mean Marten is/was Daniel Jackson? Cause I could totally see that.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: cesariojpn on 02 Mar 2012, 18:37
Faye: Why is Hanners leading all those kill-bots?
Dora: Don't look at me, I didn't know those kill-bots were chummy with Hanners in the first place!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 51
Post by: specter177 on 02 Mar 2012, 19:03
Faye: We have to find the kill-bot's weakness!
Dora: They have a pre-set kill limit! Just send in more people, and they'll eventually just shut down!