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Title: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 11 Mar 2012, 00:42
MOAR SPACE:

(http://i.imgur.com/w3k15.png) (http://imgur.com/w3k15)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: techkid on 11 Mar 2012, 01:18
Scientist (mid-right): "What're you yelling at me for? OK, so the LHC didn't destroy the planet. Everyone was talking about it, though!"
Scientist (mid-left): "Only because you posted your hilariously unfounded theories on your public blog, you ass!"
Scientist (far-left): "This isn't getting us anywhere, guys. Forget the past and look to the future!"
Scientist (far-right): "Exactly! Don't worry about what's been done. We've got another firing scheduled for December this year, anyway."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Mar 2012, 07:19
Black scientist:  "Bob...."
Bob:  "Damn you!  Han shot first!"
Fat Scientist:  "F*ck you!  Greedo clearly did, even in your precious first edition VHS print!"
Older Scientist:  "Why do we let these guys even get near the bar?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Akima on 11 Mar 2012, 16:10
Heh... Bob and Fatso's lines could be replaced with so many nerd-feuds. My favourite:

"Deckard was a replicant; Ridley Scott said so!"

"Scott is an idiot! Deckard has to be human, or the moral core of the film is torn out!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: jwhouk on 11 Mar 2012, 20:42
Black scientist:  "Bob, don't antagonize him..."
Bob:  "GALIFIANAKIS! You STOLE my IDEA for THE HANGOVER!"
ZG:  "#### you, it wasn't your idea, shmuckface! You're just p###ed you didn't get the role of DOUG!"
Older Scientist:  "Drunk actors are SO hard to deal with..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: dreed on 12 Mar 2012, 02:14
Left-left: Don't do this!
Left-centre: Marigold should start dating Marten!!!
Right-centre: Bullshit! She and Hannelore are perfect couple!!!!1!
Right-right: Stop shipping for god's sake.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: alienatedduck on 12 Mar 2012, 07:38
Bartender (thinking): Suddenly that job at McDonalds is becoming infinitely more appealing.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Kugai on 12 Mar 2012, 13:40
Black Scientist:  "Dammit Bill, he ain't worth it!!"
Grey Shirt:  "You overeducated, obsticated, pendantic ignoramus!  Your mathematical intuition froze solid the day you matriculated!!"
Tubby Scientist:  "Screw you you verbose, vindictive asshole!  And take back what you said about my mother too!!!"
Older Scientist:  "Arthur!  You know better than to pick fights with the Heinlein Fanboys."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: FunkyTuba on 12 Mar 2012, 15:30
Bartender: After all this I hope they put something other than SPATHE HAM in my tip jar tonight
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Mar 2012, 16:12
lol I was hoping people would caption the bartender. He's got a very Penelope-esque (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1397) espression  :laugh:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 12 Mar 2012, 16:48
Yeah yeah, I'm behind on my cosmological theories, but ....

SCIENTISTS ON LEFT ( in unison):  "STEADY STATE!"
SCIENTISTS ON RIGHT (in unison): "BIG BANG!"

Yeah, I got nothin'.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Asterus on 12 Mar 2012, 16:59
Rightmost scientist: "This session of the Arcane Council is called to order. We are here to adjudicate very serious charges against the Golemancer Zinn, also known as Zinn the Amazing, The Zinnsational Zinn, Supergenius Zinn, Intruder Zinn, and ahem, Mister Zinncompetent."
Second rightmost: "What!? Who calls me that?"
Second leftmost: "Everyone does now, genius. But I was the one who started it, if that's what you're wondering."
Leftmost: "Oola, enough! The charges against Zinn are as follows: 1. Mathematical turpitude. 2. Gross flummoxery in the first degree. 3. Reckless instigation of mayhem WITHOUT a permit. 4. An overdue library tome. What says the accused?"

I don't know, for some reason the idea of extremely intelligent scientist drunkenly arguing reminded me of the asura trial process.

Alternatively:
2nd left: Scoundrel!
2nd right: Hack!
2nd Left: Earbiter!
2nd Right: Dimwit!
2nd left: Nincompoop!
2nd Right: IGNORAMUS!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 12 Mar 2012, 19:55
FAR LEFT SCIENTIST: "You tell 'im, Doc. It's wabbit season."
SECOND LEFT SCIENTIST: "That's right, it's DUCK season!"
FAR RIGHT SCIENTIST: "You wanna take him home or shoot him now?"
SECOND RIGHT SCIENTIST: "I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOOT ME NOW!"
BARTENDER (Produces pistol, fires)
TINY ORANGE-HAIRED SCIENTIST (to bartender): "You're ... you're dethpicable. (pause) I like you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Kugai on 13 Mar 2012, 00:07
Bartender:  'Another three hours and my fellow Zythrians invade and I can blow this popsicle stand - Litterally!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: alienatedduck on 13 Mar 2012, 03:08
lol I was hoping people would caption the bartender. He's got a very Penelope-esque (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1397) espression  :laugh:

Well the whole 'nerd arguement' was too obvious.

Does Penelope have a brother? A SPACE BROTHER FROM SPACE?

Anyway...

Bartender (thinking): I can't believe I ever had an orgy with these people.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: FunkyTuba on 13 Mar 2012, 15:50
Bartender thought bubble: "See the world" they said. "Amazing opportunities for advancement in space" they said. But instead I get to be a bartender/cater waiter to a gigantic nerd farm.

(There's not really joke in there... anyone want to riff off of that?)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 14 Mar 2012, 01:25
Bartender (thinking): "How could these two f**kers NOT KNOW about the latest photos from the Kepler scope?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Mar 2012, 02:48
Yee-haw! (I'm tired) Second image!

(http://i.imgur.com/FZL1M.png) (http://imgur.com/FZL1M)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: techkid on 14 Mar 2012, 03:10
Hannelore: "It's a message to you from Earth! Read it, read it, READ IT!"
Marten: "It's a telegram from Dora. 'Wedding day ruined stop. Giant robot rampage stop. Few missiles left, send help stop'? Just what the hell is going on down there?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Mar 2012, 04:24
The Note:  "You are very pretty, would you like to go look at the stars and hold hands?  Y/N"

Marten:  "Hanners, what are we in grade school?  Besides, the anti-shipping missiles are going to take this out in 5, 4, 3,..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Jabberwocky on 14 Mar 2012, 05:10
Marten:  It says, "Get your ass to Mars."


Bonus:

Marten:  "This place is a butt and you are also a butt?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 14 Mar 2012, 08:48
MARTEN : "And the winner for Best Picture based on a Webcomic is ... "

MARTEN: "... and Hakase wants a 'T,' please. Hanners? There are three 'Ts.' Hakase, would you like to solve the puzzle?"

MARTEN: "Would the owner of aerospaceplane EC-101 please report to the docking spine? Your AI forgot its pants."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 14 Mar 2012, 12:08
"Hey, look, it's from your mother! She's coming to the party too".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: specter177 on 14 Mar 2012, 12:51
Marten:  It says, "Get your ass to Mars."

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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Kugai on 14 Mar 2012, 13:28
"There are twelve models ....... What the heck??!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Mar 2012, 13:40
"Seven are known."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Mar 2012, 13:41
"And they have a plan."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Skewbrow on 14 Mar 2012, 13:58
Marten: "Impressive use of the iambic pentameter, Hanners. But your similes are ... on the naivistically explicit end of the spectrum. May be Penelope could give you some pointers?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: StevenC on 14 Mar 2012, 14:01
The lines didn't turn out as good as I hoped but anyway, go crazy.

(http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh543/D-vid/2143-1.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Mar 2012, 16:28
I was considering doing that next week, but I have to admit it would've been a pain in the ass to go around the lines so I guess I should admire your effort.

Marigold:  *reading* "Let's f**k." Wow, you really don't beat around the bush, do you?
Francis: No, I do that too.  :wink:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 14 Mar 2012, 20:10
(Text): "Strange game. The only winning move is to not play."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Earin on 14 Mar 2012, 20:58
WIFI CONNECTED

Hey, baby, what say you come down to the private VR suite and I can give you the *complete* tour of the Station

--Station (nnot drnuk)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 Mar 2012, 05:09
Sorry I deleted your game and all the previous save files.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: techkid on 15 Mar 2012, 05:26
I kind of killed all of your Pokemon during a battle with some sort of thing (it was level 3, I remember that much). I should be out of the lasers' effective range by the time you read this...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: jmucchiello on 15 Mar 2012, 08:06
Hannelore: "It's a message to you from Earth! Read it, read it, READ IT!"
Marten: "It's a telegram from Dora. 'Wedding day ruined stop. Giant robot rampage stop. Few missiles left, send help stop'? Just what the hell is going on down there?
Wins the thread, even with the superfluous line for Hanners (who has no speech bubble).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 15 Mar 2012, 10:18
A few of the captions for the DS screen image work strangely well with the Marten-reading-a-note image.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Mar 2012, 12:35
I knew they were similar; that's why I was gonna wait til next week.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 15 Mar 2012, 14:09
Yer doin' fine, IDUHG. Keep the challenges coming.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Mar 2012, 17:51
I'm not the one who posted it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 15 Mar 2012, 18:32
That ain't the one I'm talking about.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Kugai on 15 Mar 2012, 19:01
TEXT:  Get me those Chinese Language Files and keep those Users out of the system.  +++END OF LINE++++
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 15 Mar 2012, 20:53
TEXT: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ... OOPS, SORRY, WRONG NUMBER.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Kugai on 16 Mar 2012, 17:07
TEXT:  All your Base are belong to us!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: dreed on 16 Mar 2012, 21:49
Hello? Is anyone out there?  I'm scared. Please help me.  Hello?  Why I can't see anything? Where am I? I want to go home. Please anyone, help me.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Mar 2012, 23:06
I have no sound card and I must scream.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 17 Mar 2012, 07:34
I have no sound card and I must scream.

WIN -- said the Ticktockman.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Sidhekin on 17 Mar 2012, 12:22
I misread that as "I have no sound card and I must screen".  8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: Kugai on 17 Mar 2012, 15:08
TEXT:  Are you awake or are you asleep Marbear?  You know the question.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: jwhouk on 17 Mar 2012, 15:35
TEXT: Help! I'm trapped inside a Nintendo DS!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 53
Post by: DSL on 17 Mar 2012, 16:08
TEXT: "Are you alive?"