THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 11 Mar 2012, 00:42
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MOAR SPACE:
(http://i.imgur.com/w3k15.png) (http://imgur.com/w3k15)
Enjoy!
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Scientist (mid-right): "What're you yelling at me for? OK, so the LHC didn't destroy the planet. Everyone was talking about it, though!"
Scientist (mid-left): "Only because you posted your hilariously unfounded theories on your public blog, you ass!"
Scientist (far-left): "This isn't getting us anywhere, guys. Forget the past and look to the future!"
Scientist (far-right): "Exactly! Don't worry about what's been done. We've got another firing scheduled for December this year, anyway."
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Black scientist: "Bob...."
Bob: "Damn you! Han shot first!"
Fat Scientist: "F*ck you! Greedo clearly did, even in your precious first edition VHS print!"
Older Scientist: "Why do we let these guys even get near the bar?"
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Heh... Bob and Fatso's lines could be replaced with so many nerd-feuds. My favourite:
"Deckard was a replicant; Ridley Scott said so!"
"Scott is an idiot! Deckard has to be human, or the moral core of the film is torn out!"
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Black scientist: "Bob, don't antagonize him..."
Bob: "GALIFIANAKIS! You STOLE my IDEA for THE HANGOVER!"
ZG: "#### you, it wasn't your idea, shmuckface! You're just p###ed you didn't get the role of DOUG!"
Older Scientist: "Drunk actors are SO hard to deal with..."
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Left-left: Don't do this!
Left-centre: Marigold should start dating Marten!!!
Right-centre: Bullshit! She and Hannelore are perfect couple!!!!1!
Right-right: Stop shipping for god's sake.
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Bartender (thinking): Suddenly that job at McDonalds is becoming infinitely more appealing.
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Black Scientist: "Dammit Bill, he ain't worth it!!"
Grey Shirt: "You overeducated, obsticated, pendantic ignoramus! Your mathematical intuition froze solid the day you matriculated!!"
Tubby Scientist: "Screw you you verbose, vindictive asshole! And take back what you said about my mother too!!!"
Older Scientist: "Arthur! You know better than to pick fights with the Heinlein Fanboys."
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Bartender: After all this I hope they put something other than SPATHE HAM in my tip jar tonight
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lol I was hoping people would caption the bartender. He's got a very Penelope-esque (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1397) espression :laugh:
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Yeah yeah, I'm behind on my cosmological theories, but ....
SCIENTISTS ON LEFT ( in unison): "STEADY STATE!"
SCIENTISTS ON RIGHT (in unison): "BIG BANG!"
Yeah, I got nothin'.
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Rightmost scientist: "This session of the Arcane Council is called to order. We are here to adjudicate very serious charges against the Golemancer Zinn, also known as Zinn the Amazing, The Zinnsational Zinn, Supergenius Zinn, Intruder Zinn, and ahem, Mister Zinncompetent."
Second rightmost: "What!? Who calls me that?"
Second leftmost: "Everyone does now, genius. But I was the one who started it, if that's what you're wondering."
Leftmost: "Oola, enough! The charges against Zinn are as follows: 1. Mathematical turpitude. 2. Gross flummoxery in the first degree. 3. Reckless instigation of mayhem WITHOUT a permit. 4. An overdue library tome. What says the accused?"
I don't know, for some reason the idea of extremely intelligent scientist drunkenly arguing reminded me of the asura trial process.
Alternatively:
2nd left: Scoundrel!
2nd right: Hack!
2nd Left: Earbiter!
2nd Right: Dimwit!
2nd left: Nincompoop!
2nd Right: IGNORAMUS!
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FAR LEFT SCIENTIST: "You tell 'im, Doc. It's wabbit season."
SECOND LEFT SCIENTIST: "That's right, it's DUCK season!"
FAR RIGHT SCIENTIST: "You wanna take him home or shoot him now?"
SECOND RIGHT SCIENTIST: "I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOOT ME NOW!"
BARTENDER (Produces pistol, fires)
TINY ORANGE-HAIRED SCIENTIST (to bartender): "You're ... you're dethpicable. (pause) I like you."
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Bartender: 'Another three hours and my fellow Zythrians invade and I can blow this popsicle stand - Litterally!"
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lol I was hoping people would caption the bartender. He's got a very Penelope-esque (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1397) espression :laugh:
Well the whole 'nerd arguement' was too obvious.
Does Penelope have a brother? A SPACE BROTHER FROM SPACE?
Anyway...
Bartender (thinking): I can't believe I ever had an orgy with these people.
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Bartender thought bubble: "See the world" they said. "Amazing opportunities for advancement in space" they said. But instead I get to be a bartender/cater waiter to a gigantic nerd farm.
(There's not really joke in there... anyone want to riff off of that?)
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Bartender (thinking): "How could these two f**kers NOT KNOW about the latest photos from the Kepler scope?"
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Yee-haw! (I'm tired) Second image!
(http://i.imgur.com/FZL1M.png) (http://imgur.com/FZL1M)
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Hannelore: "It's a message to you from Earth! Read it, read it, READ IT!"
Marten: "It's a telegram from Dora. 'Wedding day ruined stop. Giant robot rampage stop. Few missiles left, send help stop'? Just what the hell is going on down there?
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The Note: "You are very pretty, would you like to go look at the stars and hold hands? Y/N"
Marten: "Hanners, what are we in grade school? Besides, the anti-shipping missiles are going to take this out in 5, 4, 3,..."
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Marten: It says, "Get your ass to Mars."
Bonus:
Marten: "This place is a butt and you are also a butt?"
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MARTEN : "And the winner for Best Picture based on a Webcomic is ... "
MARTEN: "... and Hakase wants a 'T,' please. Hanners? There are three 'Ts.' Hakase, would you like to solve the puzzle?"
MARTEN: "Would the owner of aerospaceplane EC-101 please report to the docking spine? Your AI forgot its pants."
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"Hey, look, it's from your mother! She's coming to the party too".
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Marten: It says, "Get your ass to Mars."
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"There are twelve models ....... What the heck??!"
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"Seven are known."
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"And they have a plan."
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Marten: "Impressive use of the iambic pentameter, Hanners. But your similes are ... on the naivistically explicit end of the spectrum. May be Penelope could give you some pointers?"
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The lines didn't turn out as good as I hoped but anyway, go crazy.
(http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh543/D-vid/2143-1.png)
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I was considering doing that next week, but I have to admit it would've been a pain in the ass to go around the lines so I guess I should admire your effort.
Marigold: *reading* "Let's f**k." Wow, you really don't beat around the bush, do you?
Francis: No, I do that too. :wink:
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(Text): "Strange game. The only winning move is to not play."
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WIFI CONNECTED
Hey, baby, what say you come down to the private VR suite and I can give you the *complete* tour of the Station
--Station (nnot drnuk)
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Sorry I deleted your game and all the previous save files.
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I kind of killed all of your Pokemon during a battle with some sort of thing (it was level 3, I remember that much). I should be out of the lasers' effective range by the time you read this...
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Hannelore: "It's a message to you from Earth! Read it, read it, READ IT!"
Marten: "It's a telegram from Dora. 'Wedding day ruined stop. Giant robot rampage stop. Few missiles left, send help stop'? Just what the hell is going on down there?
Wins the thread, even with the superfluous line for Hanners (who has no speech bubble).
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A few of the captions for the DS screen image work strangely well with the Marten-reading-a-note image.
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I knew they were similar; that's why I was gonna wait til next week.
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Yer doin' fine, IDUHG. Keep the challenges coming.
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I'm not the one who posted it.
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That ain't the one I'm talking about.
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TEXT: Get me those Chinese Language Files and keep those Users out of the system. +++END OF LINE++++
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TEXT: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ... OOPS, SORRY, WRONG NUMBER.
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TEXT: All your Base are belong to us!
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Hello? Is anyone out there? I'm scared. Please help me. Hello? Why I can't see anything? Where am I? I want to go home. Please anyone, help me.
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I have no sound card and I must scream.
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I have no sound card and I must scream.
WIN -- said the Ticktockman.
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I misread that as "I have no sound card and I must screen". 8-)
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TEXT: Are you awake or are you asleep Marbear? You know the question.
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TEXT: Help! I'm trapped inside a Nintendo DS!
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TEXT: "Are you alive?"