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Title: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Mar 2012, 23:19

New week! New image!

(http://i.imgur.com/AyNQp.png) (http://imgur.com/AyNQp)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: DSL on 25 Mar 2012, 00:27

HANNERDAD: "You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!"
HANNERS : "Rocky!"
MARTEN: "Adrian!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: techkid on 25 Mar 2012, 03:13

Hannerdad: "Just remember, boy. These systems allow me to target you as you walk down the street, and not so much as singe the hair on the dog that's peeing on your shoes."
Hanners: "NO DAD! Marten's a good person! Besides, remember what happened with that poodle when you got that used car salesman last year?"
Hannerdad: "That poodle was a jerk, anyway."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: dreed on 25 Mar 2012, 04:45

Hannersdaddy:  so then I entered my fist in your mom's...

Hanner: Too much information!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Mar 2012, 08:40

Doc: "Did you just say Picard is better than Kirk?"
Hanelore: "Yes, he did!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Mar 2012, 09:29

Hannerdad:  "Whaddaya mean you've touched my daughter's breasts?"

Hanners:  "How did you ever get on this subject?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Kugai on 25 Mar 2012, 14:56

Doc:  "I'll have you know I once sparred with the great John L. Sullivan!!:

Hanners:  "Dad!!  That was a PC Game!!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: WAYF on 25 Mar 2012, 20:37

Quote from: Border Reiver on 25 Mar 2012, 09:29

Hannerdad:  "Whaddaya mean you've touched my daughter's breasts?"

While she was unconscious, even.  :evil:

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Kugai on 25 Mar 2012, 23:38

Doc:   "No, no, no young man.  You must always play the Blues Sax like this!"

Hanners:   "Listen to him Marten - He was an original Blues Brother."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Mar 2012, 04:29

It's a little more than an 106 miles to Chicago, can't see the fuel gauge, no one seems to be smoking, it IS dark outside, and I'm sure someone has sunglasses.

Hit it.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 Mar 2012, 09:40

Hannerdad: Lemme show you my Spathe Sthlam!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: alienatedduck on 27 Mar 2012, 02:42

Hannerdad: After drinking so much I blacked out and when I woke up I had these hideous tattoos on the back on my hands! NO ONE NEEDS TATTOOS OF THAT PART OF A LADY THERE!
Hanners: GASP!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Mar 2012, 22:18

2nd image!

(http://i.imgur.com/0JQJn.png) (http://imgur.com/0JQJn)

teehee

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Mar 2012, 23:27

"Mm! Your hair smells wonderful! Is that apple cinnamon?"
"Someday I'll succeed at making a pie without a mishap".

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Border Reiver on 28 Mar 2012, 05:00

Angus:  "It's alright Faye, I'm here for you..."

Faye:  "Shut up and help me dispose of the body."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Kugai on 28 Mar 2012, 09:21

Angus:  "My mind to your mind.  My thoughts to your thoughts...."

Faye:  "Somehow, I don't think that this is the way the Vulcans do it Angus."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: Skewbrow on 29 Mar 2012, 04:17

Angus: A hug will make you forget this.

Faye: Sigh. At least you are not cracking jokes about getting me wet down there.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: DSL on 29 Mar 2012, 04:27

ANGUS: "AaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
FAYE: "Shit. I thought that only worked that way with Hanners."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: alienatedduck on 29 Mar 2012, 11:28

Angus: It's okay, it'll be hard but we can raise a baby.
Faye: I knew I should never have trusted Pintsize with that turkey baster.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: DSL on 29 Mar 2012, 14:26

Quote from: alienatedduck on 29 Mar 2012, 11:28

Angus: It's okay, it'll be hard but we can raise a baby.
Faye: I knew I should never have trusted Pintsize with that turkey baster.

FAYE (thinking) "... but hownahell'd he get YOU pregnant?!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: alienatedduck on 31 Mar 2012, 00:49

HA! We have a winner!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 55
Post by: FunkyTuba on 31 Mar 2012, 08:11

Angus: Oh, Honey, I'm sure you'll get to go to the station some day...
Faye: BUT I WANT SPATHE HAM NOWWWWW!