THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 01 Apr 2012, 01:51
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This week should be interesting (comic-wise). First caption image:
(http://i.imgur.com/it8LY.png) (http://imgur.com/it8LY)
Enjoy!
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Marten: Did nobody think of building a working replica of MC Escher's "Relativity" in one of the Zero-G rooms?
Abbie: Surprisingly, no. I guess that you could hang sideways any time you wanted without the staircases anyway. Besides, people are probably too busy using Zero-G rooms to make out to consider it.
Marten: But why not combine the two? Imagine how awesome that would be! "Well, I just made out with a hot girl in a room designed by MC Escher in space, how was your day?"
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Abbie: Well, you have no idea how the sex toy industry has a big impact on space exploration nowadays.
Marten: I don't wanna know how your able to sit on the window like that.
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FRAULEIN LEUTNANT: "Just because you've had bad luck in relationships up until now is no reason to assume that will continue. Why do you act as though I'll vanish at any moment?"
MARTEN: "This window's open."
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M: What are you doing?
LtP: Leaving a buttprint on the window! Until they clean it, I get to moon the entire world once every ninety minutes!
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Potter: "Does this jumpsuit make my butt look big?"
Marten: "I know that millions of men are screaming "Deflect, deflect!", but it's not the jumpsuit..."
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Abbie: "So, what's earth like these days?"
Marten: "Look behind you."
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Abbie: Marten? Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, kinda pokin' outta your jeans a little.
Marten: Haha, don't worry about it. Ain't the first wardrobe mishap I've been party to.
Quote bastardization for the win.
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2nd image:
(http://i.imgur.com/6HBG0.png) (http://imgur.com/6HBG0)
OK, folks, what should he say to her??
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I can see your house from here...
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I still have your "DAAAAAANG" underpants. Do you want them back?
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"I forgot to give you a going-away gift. You don't already have an AnthroPC, right?"
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"I forgot to give you a going-away gift, but I tested positive, so I guess I already did."
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What emoticon would go with this?
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"I forgot to give you a going-away gift, but I tested positive, so I guess I already did."
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What emoticon would go with this?
Wait, MARTEN is pregnant?!
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He'd make a good mother.
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I talked to my mom today. I took her up on her offer from last time I broke up with my girlfriend...
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Indieboy (emoticontraindication) posts in WCDT 2156-60: I don't think Hanners should stay on the station because she is a really really rad neighbor and it's funny when my roommate puts her to sleep with a boob squish ...
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^ I think you win. And by "think" I mean "know." :mrgreen:
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2nd image:
(http://i.imgur.com/6HBG0.png) (http://imgur.com/6HBG0)
OK, folks, what should he say to her??
This is awkward for me to write.
I would like to apologize for any emotional hurt I may have caused. I was not paying attention at the time and regret that.
How are you settling in and how is your Grandma getting along? ....
(chatty letter continues)
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"Following a lover worked out well for me in the end last time I tried it, so guess what, I'm moving to LA!"
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Marten: "First off, I'm sorry for not calling you earlier. I was sort of down that you were leaving, and then Hanners threw a trip that ended up in... well... space! I'm literally sitting in her father's space station! I wish you were here with me... Give my best to your grandma. I miss you."
I'm not so good at the funny.
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Dear Padma,
I'm eating space ham!
Love, Marten
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'I just thought I'd let you know I told Pintsize to visit you while I was away'
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"Hey, the space station has job openings for a barista and for an aimless drifter! Want to move up here with me?"
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There are thought balloons in 2094 as Marten's remembering Padma, including one of her bottom. I pulled out that thought balloon but can't figure out how to upload it, along with:
Marten: I can't get you out of my mind.
Anyway, you get the idea.
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Sorry about your backyard; the aiming devices on the station's Laser haven't been calibrated in a few years.
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"Say Happy Birthday to your Grandma for me. She'll understand."
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"Hey. I know we haven't talked much, but if you could let me know how Padma's feeling I'd really apprecieate it. I tried her skirt, but it wouldn't respond."
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Daaaaaaaannng.
(Borrows Wapsi pun jar, rattles it at SomeCanadianWeirdo.)
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I can see your house from here...
I can see your boobs from here.
I guess you probably *can't* see my wang.
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Spathe Wang!
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If you're not vegetarian, that is...
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Daaaaaaaannng.
(Borrows Wapsi pun jar, rattles it at SomeCanadianWeirdo.)
(Gives DSL a back brace... "Next time, use the forklift. You KNOW how heavy that pun jar is over at Pablo Wapsi's discussion forum.")
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Tried to use the forklift, but its AI had quit to take another job. Fortunately, the Wapsi forum caretakers had just made the weekly transfer to the Pun Vault.
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"Dear Padma,
I thought you should know that there was a recall notice recently on the discount condoms we were using."
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Marten: "Dear Padma,
I thought you should know that there was a recall notice recently on the discount condoms we were using."
Padma: "Oh believe me, I know..."
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Uh, is it too late to change mine to "Moob?"
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NO