THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 13 May 2012, 03:18
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Hopefully Jeph's feeling better this week. Wish him well as you ponder this weeks first image:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtrpZ.png) (http://imgur.com/ZtrpZ)
Enjoy!
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Dora : "Owls!"
Jim : "Owls?"
Sam : "Dad, I caught an Owl. I'm going to call him Bitey."
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DORA: "'Father of her future children'?"
JIM: "She wanted ... samples."
SAM: "Was that the skinny blonde chick?"
FAYE: (THUD)
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Dora: “So, what now?”
Jim: “Off to the clinic to get her 'fixed' I guess?”
Faye: “…Sam?”
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DORA: "'Father of her future children'?"
JIM: "She wanted ... samples."
SAM: "Was that the skinny blonde chick?"
FAYE: (THUD)
So that's what Winslow meant!
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I'm telling you, Winslow will turn out to be the little man behind tne curtain ...
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Pay no attention...
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The old theory was that Raven was secretly managing everything and manipulating everyone. Maybe she's just a puppet for Winslow.
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Faye: "Waffles??"
Jim: "Waffles!"
Sam: "Oh god, Waaaaaaffles!!" *THUD*
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Jim: "Can you believe that no shop in town sells D-size batteries?"
Dora: "What do you need the batteries for?"
Sam: "Power level critical. Shutting down..." *THUD*
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Hopefully Jeph's feeling better this week. Wish him well as you ponder this weeks first image:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtrpZ.png) (http://imgur.com/ZtrpZ)
Enjoy!
Dora: "Are you sure you want her to do this?"
Jim: "Better here than on street, who knows what sort of weird things she'd pick up."
Faye: "Now that the body is on the heavy gauge plastic drop sheet, the next thing we do is clear the muscle tissue away from the major joints.."
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Dora: You sure you want another?
Jim: Quite!
Sam: Double racist grandma coming righ...OOF!
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Dora: Can you make people unconscious with a glare?
Jim: I had to learn that as a parent. Watch this.
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Sam (wielding the Ladle of Doom against Faye's Battle Spatula): Augh! Oof! (THUD)
Dora: So of all the people to babysit Sam, why did you choose us? I mean, something like this (indicates the fight) was always going to happen, especially with Faye around.
Jim: The alternative was Renee...
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Dora: Who are you?
Jim: I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know.
Faye: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! (THUD)
Bonus:
Dora: What happen?
Jim: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Faye: For great justice! (THUD)
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Dora: "When did she get hooked?"
Jim: "Someone called Jabberwocky on the internet."
Sam: "ALL YOUR BASE!!!"
(Faye: *thud*)
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DORA: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, suppose you tell me what you do when you get locked in at the bakery?"
JIM: "Well, supposing I didn't have the kind of door you can, I dunno, OPEN from the INSIDE, I'd call one of the employees I'd, let's just say for sh!ts and giggles, TRUSTED with a SPARE KEY..."
RAVEN (in ceiling duct): "Oh noes!" (THUD)
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DORA: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, suppose you tell me what you do when you get locked in at the bakery?"
JIM: "Well, supposing I didn't have the kind of door you can, I dunno, OPEN from the INSIDE, I'd call one of the employees I'd, let's just say for sh!ts and giggles, TRUSTED with a SPARE KEY..."
RAVEN (in ceiling duct): "Oh noes!" (THUD)
Jim: So when are you gonna tell her where the key is?
Faye: When it's not funny anymore.
Dora: Actually, I'm just waiting for her to figure it out.
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DORA: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, suppose you tell me what you do when you get locked in at the bakery?"
JIM: "Well, supposing I didn't have the kind of door you can, I dunno, OPEN from the INSIDE, I'd call one of the employees I'd, let's just say for sh!ts and giggles, TRUSTED with a SPARE KEY..."
RAVEN (in ceiling duct): "Oh noes!" (THUD)
Jim: So when are you gonna tell her where the key is?
Faye: When it's not funny anymore.
Dora: Actually, I'm just waiting for her to figure it out.
Jim: "Where was it this time?"
Dora: "I had it balanced precariously on the inside of the ducting grill. Should have got her straight in the noggin."
Raven (now at floor level): "I thought that pigeon couldn't have had that much iron in its diet."
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Nice! New image:
(http://i.imgur.com/jVR9g.png) (http://imgur.com/jVR9g)
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Nice! New image:
(http://i.imgur.com/jVR9g.png) (http://imgur.com/jVR9g)
Pintsize: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Thiiiiisss issss awweesssommme.
Faye: You better not waste mah battery.
Marten: He has your vibrators and that's all you're worried about?
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Martin: Why did I expect this would happen?
Pintsize: How about a neck massage Hanners?
Faye: Dammit those are mine!
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Faye: Sigh. Those are not mine - in case you were wondering.
Marten: Sigh. So now we know what happened to the toys Mom reportedly lost during her last visit.
Pintsize: By the power of greycock...
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Nice! New image:
(http://i.imgur.com/jVR9g.png) (http://imgur.com/jVR9g)
Faye: "You have to stop doing this, it lost it's shock value after the first time.."
Marten:"He's done this before?"
Pintsize: "Not with Marigold's and Hannelore's!"
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Faye: Meh, I've had bigger than that.
Marten: Whose are we talking about? Sven's? 'Cause daaang, dude has a great--
Pintsize: Shit! My wacky antics have jumped the shark!
Martin Faye: Why did I expect this would happen?
Pintsize: How about a neck massage Hanners?
Faye Marten: Dammit those are mine!
I accidentally read this with Faye and Marten switched. I think it works better this way. :-D
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Pintsize: "Behold my Jedi skills! Dual lightsabers, guys!"
Marten: "Dude, those aren't lightsabers."
Faye: "For stealing my things, he's going to learn how I spit-roast..."
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Faye: Your mom is not allowed in the apartment anymore.
Marten: I wondered why Pintsize and mom were talking to the side during the visit.
Pintsize: ....see, this one is supposed to hit the woman's G-spot......