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Title: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: iduguphergrave on 20 May 2012, 02:01
What are we in for this week, drama or hats? Anyway, first image:

(http://i.imgur.com/JRwsF.png) (http://imgur.com/JRwsF)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 May 2012, 09:11
Hannelore: Winslow, wash your mouth out with soap!
Marigold: What is he going to say next?
Momo: Do you have a virus? Shall I run a diagnostic?
Winslow: Qwerty!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DSL on 20 May 2012, 12:25
HANNELORE: "Both our belfries ..."
MARIGOLD: "... full of bats."
MOMO (to Winslow): "I guess we're wearing ..."
WINSLOW: " ... Little hats?"
(Winslow's face-screen displays  "Burma Shave" logo)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: dr. nervioso on 20 May 2012, 13:15
MOMO: I don't know how to say this, so I am going to have Winslow say it
WINSLOW: I found a new feature on Momo's chassis and now - she's pregnant. Please don't destroy me!
MARIGOLD: What? How is that physically possible, with the you know- tentacles up there?
HANNELORE: I"M LEAVING.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: akronnick on 20 May 2012, 23:20
HANNELORE: "Both our belfries ..."
MARIGOLD: "... full of bats."
MOMO (to Winslow): "I guess we're wearing ..."
WINSLOW: " ... Little hats?"
(Winslow's face-screen displays  "Burma Shave" logo)

That's it we have a winner, no need to continue, bring in the next image please.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 21 May 2012, 08:38
HANNELORE: "Both our belfries ..."
MARIGOLD: "... full of bats."
MOMO (to Winslow): "I guess we're wearing ..."
WINSLOW: " ... Little hats?"
(Winslow's face-screen displays  "Burma Shave" logo)

That's it we have a winner, no need to continue, bring in the next image please.

I agree, I got nothing except

Marigold: Butts
Momo: Butts?
Winsow: Butts!
Hannelore: I'm out before Pint-Size shows up!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DSL on 21 May 2012, 11:15
I actually had a butts caption, but my smartphone refused to post it.

'struth.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: FunkyTuba on 21 May 2012, 14:32
I'm having a trouble coming up with a whole entry... so let's do this in parts.

Jump in with any part you want...

H:
Ma:
Mo:
W: I don't think they make hats big enough for Station to wear....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DSL on 21 May 2012, 19:08
I'm having a trouble coming up with a whole entry... so let's do this in parts.

Jump in with any part you want...

H:
Ma:
Mo:
W: I don't think they make hats big enough for Station to wear....

I'm going to hell for this, but ...

HANNELORE: "You guys have been talking to my dad again, haven't you? For the last time, I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
MARIGOLD: "Yeah, sure, and you spent that whole night 'watching the Pacific Ocean' ..."
MOMO (to WINSLOW): "Hannelore would have insisted on ... protection ... wouldn't she have?"
...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: iduguphergrave on 21 May 2012, 23:34
/slamdunk  :mrgreen:

Ok, here's the nect image since people seem to want it and trying to one-up DSL might incur the banhammer:

(http://i.imgur.com/8bsp8.png) (http://imgur.com/8bsp8)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Kugai on 22 May 2012, 00:51
Dora:  "You're just jealous he can come up with better captions."
Faye:  "I refuse to agree DSL is better at the caption game than the rest of the Forumites!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Border Reiver on 22 May 2012, 04:26
Dora:  "Look, I'm telling you AGAIN - no chocolate fountain for the store!"

Faye:  "Penny's got a good deal on a used treadmill, it'll work out."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: jwhouk on 22 May 2012, 04:57
Dora:  "You're just jealous he can come up with better captions."
Faye:  "I refuse to agree DSL is better at the caption game than the rest of the Forumites!!"

...aaaannnnd WIN.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Soulsynger on 22 May 2012, 05:07
Dora: "Your mouth keeps getting wider and wider."
Faye: "Oh yeah? Well, yours looks like a Jaffa Cake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 22 May 2012, 05:14
Dora: I still say the expresso stream should go straight down.
Faye: For the last time, I'm sorry for it spraying you in the face! I told you to get out of the way!

sorry for the bonercat joke
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Penheart on 22 May 2012, 06:51
Dora: How could you say that crunchy bacon is the shit and always will be.
Faye: Yeah it is shit. Tender chewy bacon will always win out against you're charred mess.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: jmucchiello on 22 May 2012, 08:06
Dora: Faye, don't look know but there's a speech bubble following us.
Faye: Like I'm going to fall for that old joke.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DSL on 22 May 2012, 17:33
DORA: "I can't decide whether the pot roast or the catfish was better. What should we have when we come back to this Cracker Barrel for breakfast tomorrow."
FAYE: "We're goin' to Waffle House."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Kugai on 22 May 2012, 23:32
Thank you for proving my point DSL
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: techkid on 23 May 2012, 01:39
Dora: "Don't worry. We're just paying Tai a visit. She promised she'll behave herself."
Faye: "I'm still bringing the War Ladle with me. She ain't getting me nekkid..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Jabberwocky on 23 May 2012, 04:31
Faye:  You know, you and Tai should totally hook up.
Dora:  You know the rules!  No shipping!

Meta caption is meta.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Border Reiver on 24 May 2012, 04:18
Dora: "Don't worry. We're just paying Tai a visit. She promised she'll behave herself."
Faye: "I'm still bringing the War Ladle with me. She ain't getting me nekkid...AGAIN"

FTFY
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: techkid on 24 May 2012, 05:03
Nice one, Border Reiver. A marked improvement... :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DrBear on 24 May 2012, 06:20
Faye: I just got an idea for the shop. What if we all wear little hats...

Dora: NOOOOOOOOO.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DSL on 24 May 2012, 12:35
Faye: I just got an idea for the shop. What if we offer inoffensive, unmemorable imitations of country comfort food, kitsch on the walls and maybe a gift shop -- and no specialty coffees, just regular and decaf?...

Dora: NOOOOOOOOO.

FYP
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 May 2012, 15:12
on a roll, there DSL


Faye: Wait, we're in front of St. Jeph's. Last time we were here you started to smoulder and we had to cross the street.
Dora: The statute of limitations under canon law for my dalliances with the craft ran out last week.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: jwhouk on 24 May 2012, 19:13
(Now THAT explains why she hasn't been in the strip much over the last few months!)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 May 2012, 21:42
Aaaaaaand a bonus image. Because.

(http://i.imgur.com/Jlbet.png) (http://imgur.com/Jlbet)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: celticgeek on 24 May 2012, 21:44
Winslow:  "Oh, no!  She's taken the red pill!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 May 2012, 21:52
Winslow: RAAAM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: DSL on 24 May 2012, 21:54
WINSLOW : "All right then. 'Drink me' makes you shrink. Now where -- Hey Marigold, did you see a cake labeled 'Eat Me?' Oh Noooooooo ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Kugai on 25 May 2012, 00:07
"Dammit!! I knew I should have known better than to leave that bottle of 'Mr Scotts Ol' Green Special; lying around!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Soulsynger on 25 May 2012, 00:32
Winslow: "I have distilled the saturation of your hair color into this here green fluid. Not one of my most euphoric ideas, mind you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Barmymoo on 25 May 2012, 02:34
"O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 May 2012, 03:55
"Quaff this potion of healing. Quick! +1000 to hit points. Cures stunning, poison, blindness and confusion."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: techkid on 25 May 2012, 04:29
"Didn't think rohypnol worked on us AnthroPCs. Better move her somewhere safe, and then erase all data of this experiment from my hard drive before Pintsize finds out..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 May 2012, 04:43
"It's not what it looks like..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 May 2012, 06:29
"O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die."

I now need to see an all tiny anthro PC version of Romeo & Juliet. Any Shakespeare would probably be great, really  :-o
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Carl-E on 25 May 2012, 06:44
To thine own self, be true. 


No, wait -

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: Sorflakne on 25 May 2012, 17:14
"Considering she keeps live eels down there, I'm surprised it's so small..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: jwhouk on 25 May 2012, 18:47
"See, it's times like this that show why I've got the plushie and you don't."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: WAYF on 25 May 2012, 19:59
I'm having a trouble coming up with a whole entry... so let's do this in parts.

Jump in with any part you want...

H:
Ma:
Mo:
W: I don't think they make hats big enough for Station to wear....

I'm going to hell for this, but ...

HANNELORE: "You guys have been talking to my dad again, haven't you? For the last time, I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
MARIGOLD: "Yeah, sure, and you spent that whole night 'watching the Pacific Ocean' ..."
MOMO (to WINSLOW): "Hannelore would have insisted on ... protection ... wouldn't she have?"
...

Wow. It took me a while to get that one, but WOW. ;D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
Post by: cesariojpn on 25 May 2012, 20:58
Winslow: Um......why do I have the feeling this is how most Hentai films start.......