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Title: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 May 2012, 02:40
Something tells me that I'm asking for trouble with this one, but FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/9kNYu.png) (http://imgur.com/9kNYu)

 :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: idontunderstand on 27 May 2012, 03:00
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Well.. it's actually just a banana."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 May 2012, 03:07
"Wait, how did we end up like this? I don't remember anything from last night…"

"Faye, Pintsize, and a bottle of crazy-glue."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: DSL on 27 May 2012, 04:50
DORA: "Are we drinking from jars to honor your success as a writer of country lyrics or is this (God knows how) some sort of Massachusetts hipster thing? And what is this stuff anyway?"
SVEN: "They were handy and the only clean glasses left. Also, it's paint thinner. I was getting ready to refinish the staircase when you came in."

OR

DORA: "Y'know, Marten said once you had a great butt ..."
SVEN: "We're not s'posed to ship, but ... you think he'd mind? Could you ask him for me? 'Cuz it's gettin' really blue roun' here, if y'know what I mean..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: jwhouk on 27 May 2012, 06:02
DORA: With Jeph out of the country, do you think we should tell them that we're really just actors and in reality we're married, not brother and sister?
SVEN: Nah, let 'em all get nauseous.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 May 2012, 11:04
Dora: "Would you like to dance? I like to dance."
Sven: "I don't know how."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 May 2012, 16:15
Dora: so how's the songwriting coming?
Sven: I had been in a bit of a dry spell recently, but you've inspired me. The title's going to be "Hey, there mister, quit checking' out my sister"
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: jwhouk on 27 May 2012, 18:57
Dora: so how's the songwriting coming?
Sven: I had been in a bit of a dry spell recently, but you've inspired me. The title's going to be "Hey, there mister, quit checking' out my sister"

This is actually better than a DSL creation.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 May 2012, 19:31
Dora: so how's the songwriting coming?
Sven: I had been in a bit of a dry spell recently, but you've inspired me. The title's going to be "Hey, there mister, quit checking' out my sister"

This is actually better than a DSL creation.
I have my moments, DSL is way more consistent.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: mustang6172 on 27 May 2012, 23:20
Dora:  Mom and Dad can never know about this.
Sven:  Actually this was all Mom's idea.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: DSL on 28 May 2012, 00:08
DORA: "Butts?"
SVEN: "Butts."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: TinPenguin on 28 May 2012, 03:02
Dora: "So how come you're copying my hairstyle now?"
Sven: "I thought YOU copied ME."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: techkid on 28 May 2012, 03:41
Dora: "Would you like to dance? I like to dance."
Sven: "I don't know how. I only know the 'horizontal samba'. And I wouldn't dance that with my sister."
Bad, I know, but the idea was there.

Dora: "Seriously, I don't want to 'check out their colour', Sven!"
Sven: "You sure? I had my study painted in the same shade..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Border Reiver on 28 May 2012, 05:06
So far jwhouk is winning..

Dora:  "Our last name is "Bianchi," not "Lannister."

Sven:  "As far as you know."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: WAYF on 28 May 2012, 05:32
DORA: "Y'know, Marten said once you had a great butt ..."
SVEN: "We're not s'posed to ship, but ... you think he'd mind? Could you ask him for me? 'Cuz it's gettin' really blue roun' here, if y'know what I mean..."

Sven's next song: Lonely Night Blues.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 May 2012, 10:53
DORA: "Y'know, Marten said once you had a great butt ..."
SVEN: "We're not s'posed to ship, but ... you think he'd mind? Could you ask him for me? 'Cuz it's gettin' really blue roun' here, if y'know what I mean..."

Sven's next song: Lonely Night Blues.

Or more appropriately (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nNJk6xhCxw) for DSL's caption...
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: cesariojpn on 28 May 2012, 11:16
*insert incestuous shipping jokes here*
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: TheEvilDog on 28 May 2012, 11:40
Dora: We both forgot to take the neodymium magnets from our pockets, didn't we?
Sven: Apparently so. Well, no sense in getting upset, time for more wine!
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Kugai on 28 May 2012, 23:54
Dora:  "So, this is what it's like to be Siamese Twins."

Sven:  "I wonder if we could get a movie deal outta this."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Jabberwocky on 29 May 2012, 06:37
Dora:  My other hand?  It's between two pillows.
Sven:  Those aren't pillows.

 :-o
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 29 May 2012, 07:46
Dora: This wine is making my head spin

Sven: Why don't we get more comfortable?


/creepy i know
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Sorflakne on 29 May 2012, 21:06
Dora: You know how in Star Wars, Luke and Leia didn't know they were brother and sister at first...

Sven: Go on...
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 May 2012, 22:53
Dora: "So we've established that we both want each other to be happy. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Sven: "I think so, Dora, but where are we going to find a tattoo parlor willing to work on emus at this time of night?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Soulsynger on 30 May 2012, 02:18
Dora: "You know I can never make you happy. I can never give you children. For god's sakes, I'm your sister!"
Sven: "Nobody is perfect."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: iduguphergrave on 30 May 2012, 06:53
Hate to interrupt the 'cest-fest but it's time for SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/c7pNq.png) (http://imgur.com/c7pNq)
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Soulsynger on 30 May 2012, 06:54
Marten: "Well, I just finished Angry Birds."
Faye: "Thats Snake."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: TheEvilDog on 30 May 2012, 07:36
Marten: "I've just been asked by Mr. Farmer what Steampunk is.... How the hell ass did he get my number?"
Faye: "I'm steamed a few punks. Then I threw their bodies into the boiler."

OR!

Marten: "Mom just texted me. She said she won a bet with Marigold's father about what steampunk is."
Faye: "...I'm not even going to ask how they know each other..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 May 2012, 08:12
"You'll never guess what I found in the manual! You can make phone calls on this computer!"
"But does it store porn? Isn't  that what guys want from a computer?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Blood-Tree on 30 May 2012, 11:40
Marten: "Well, I'm looking at the archives and they've definitely grown. Especially compared to #1000, they're actually bigger than your head now"

Faye: "It's all entirely natural"

(For comparison: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1000 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1000))
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Skewbrow on 30 May 2012, 12:33
Marten:  41 megapixels. Nice.

Faye: Glad to hear that you enjoy Padma's farewell gift. You couldn't do justice to my chest with so few though.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: iduguphergrave on 30 May 2012, 15:42
Fayes bounty requires at LEAST an ipad. Maybe a nook.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Carl-E on 30 May 2012, 16:42
52" plasma, at the very least. 


....what?  I'm nearsighted...
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 May 2012, 16:49
Marten: UGH, have you seen this video Sven just posted?

Faye: Wow, he never put me to the test quite like that
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Carl-E on 30 May 2012, 17:48
(continues from above)

Marten:  "Wait, is that... DORA!?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: jwhouk on 30 May 2012, 18:15
Marten: "He just got back to Northampton."
Faye: "About time. One of these days people are going to realize that Samantha is really my daughter and that you and Raven are siblings."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 May 2012, 20:17
(continues from above)

Marten:  "Wait, is that... DORA!?!"

That's what I get for being subtle: embedded in my caption was a reference to the old saw "incest is best, put your sister to the test"
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Border Reiver on 31 May 2012, 04:47
"Marten":  "It's official.  My agent got me three more years with this gig and a nice raise with options for renewal, but I'm really gonna have to watch my figure to stay skinny for the role.  He says if you're interested, he can take over from your guy and can get you a similiar deal to what he got sis and her husband."

"Faye":  "Congradulations, but I think I'll keep my agent for now.  He's negotiating with the Foglios for a minor, but recurring character spot in Girl Genius and things are looking good.  Best part is that I should be able to keep this gig as well."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: jwhouk on 31 May 2012, 05:32
"Marten":  "It's official.  My agent got me three more years with this gig and a nice raise with options for renewal, but I'm really gonna have to watch my figure to stay skinny for the role.  He says if you're interested, he can take over from your guy and can get you a similiar deal to what he got sis and her husband."

"Faye":  "Congratulations, but I think I'll keep my agent for now.  He's negotiating with the Foglios for a minor, but recurring character spot in Girl Genius and things are looking good.  Best part is that I should be able to keep this gig as well."

...That is just SO Full of Win, it's ridiculous. :D
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Border Reiver on 31 May 2012, 07:48
"Marten":  "It's official.  My agent got me three more years with this gig and a nice raise with options for renewal, but I'm really gonna have to watch my figure to stay skinny for the role.  He says if you're interested, he can take over from your guy and can get you a similiar deal to what he got sis and her husband."

"Faye":  "Congratulations, but I think I'll keep my agent for now.  He's negotiating with the Foglios for a minor, but recurring character spot in Girl Genius and things are looking good.  Best part is that I should be able to keep this gig as well."

DORA: With Jeph out of the country, do you think we should tell them that we're really just actors and in reality we're married, not brother and sister?
SVEN: Nah, let 'em all get nauseous.


...That is just SO Full of Win, it's ridiculous. :D

You started the actor bit there my man, I'm just running with it.

Fixed my stupid embedding mistke.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: jmucchiello on 31 May 2012, 08:51
OR!
Definitely the second one. :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Soulsynger on 31 May 2012, 14:39
Marten: "I'm still not sure if converting Pintsize into an app was such a smart idea."
Faye: "It wasn't. He keeps trying to sext me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Carl-E on 31 May 2012, 19:37
One of our friends, who dumped her druken husband a couple of years ago has gotten together with the owner of the bar across the street, who's been separated from his wife for about a year.  She's in her late 50's, he's in his early 60's. 

They keep sexting each other. 

The first few times her phone dinged and she'd blush were cute, but now (after a couple of weeks) it's getting pretty nauseating. 



It also makes it difficult to keep a conversation going with her...  he apparently has fast thumbs... :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: cesariojpn on 01 Jun 2012, 19:21
"Marten":  "It's official.  My agent got me three more years with this gig and a nice raise with options for renewal, but I'm really gonna have to watch my figure to stay skinny for the role.  He says if you're interested, he can take over from your guy and can get you a similiar deal to what he got sis and her husband."

"Faye":  "Congradulations, but I think I'll keep my agent for now.  He's negotiating with the Foglios for a minor, but recurring character spot in Girl Genius and things are looking good.  Best part is that I should be able to keep this gig as well."

Addendum.

FAYE: "I also stressed that I will not appear in "XXXenophile" or be on the same page with Dixie. I hate that woman......"
----------------------------------------------------------

MARTEN: I think Station mixed up my e-mail for Pintsize's e-mail. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2169) He's sending me....what is that? I can't tell.
FAYE: There's an app for that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Jun 2012, 17:40
(http://i.imgur.com/c7pNq.png) (http://imgur.com/c7pNq)

MARTEN: "Oh great, I think I just bricked my iPhone."
FAYE: "That's why it's never a good idea to download SNES ROM's off of shady websites (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=270). Or didn't Pintsize remind you?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: DSL on 03 Jun 2012, 18:09
MARTEN: "Y'know, this comic, Questions and Contents or whatever it's called, is funny and all, but man, is that main character dude ever a whiner."
FAYE: "I know, right? And what about that chick he lives with? I'm glad we don't actually know anyone like that."
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Sorflakne on 03 Jun 2012, 18:31
Marten: Man, watching porn on a phone is just...weird.

Faye: It sounds like gnomes having sex.
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Kugai on 03 Jun 2012, 18:35
You win
Title: Re: QC Captions Nin. 64
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Jun 2012, 22:46
"Hey, hot Nigerian women want to have sex with me tonight!"
"They have chlamydia."