THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 03 Jun 2012, 10:18
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Aw nobody noticed the pun I put in the title of last week's thread. :-( Oh well...FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/G8SCs.png) (http://imgur.com/G8SCs)
Enjoy!
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We figured you were just playing some sort of game.
Whoops. Sister and niece are here for a visit. Be back tonight with a a caption.
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"You don't need me to provide you grandchildren. In fact, my sister's expecting now. It was that musician she met in rehab."
"Damn it, damn it, damn it!"
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Marigold: "I'll explain steampunk if you explain disco to me."
Maridad: "Oh goddammit, I knew you'd do this to me sooner or later!"
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M: "I'm sorry, but there is still no way to transfer your Pokémon from Silver to Emerald"
M-D: "But I trained my Totodile to Level 100!!!"
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MARIGOLD: "Well, you see, steampunk is ..."
MARIDAD: "NEVER MIND THAT! Are the kid with the TEH shirt and the coffee shop owner related OR NOT??!!!"
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(continuing from above:)
Marigold: I'm afraid to ask.
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(Continuing the continuation)
MARIDAD: "And what's with all the ROBOTS RUNNING AROUND?!"
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Marigold: "The Owls are not what they seem"
MariDad: "GODDDAMIT!! GODDAMMIT!!"
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I'm starting to think we may need to archive the links to the previous 64 QCC threads.
Oh, and:
MARIGOLD: "Dad, I told you when I got this gig that eventually they'd want to..."
MR. FARMER: "NO! NO! I don't WANT to be in a WEBCOMIC!"
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M: No, Dad, you have to go to spathe to get spathe ham.
D: GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT NO SPATHE HAM!
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Aw nobody noticed the pun I put in the title of last week's thread.
I nintended to comment, but I couldn't come up with a caption.
Marigold: "No Dad really, it wasn't the Red Chinese."
Maridad: "Godammit! Then it must be the Masons!!"
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Marigold: Sorry Dad, but if you downloaded the Yahoo! News App on Facebook everybody's been seeing all the articles you look at.
Maridad: GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT
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Mg: "It's easy, dad, you just make up a caption and post it on the forum"
Md: "But I can't come up with anything! DAMMIT! DAMMITT!! DAMMMIITTTTTT!!!!"
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Marigold: Sorry dad, but if you're going to become part of the cast, you need to be seen wearing a T-shirt with a memorable slogan. Kinda like this one.
Maridad: But this is my best suit!
Marigold: Sorry, you must be this witty or ironic to enter.
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Mari-Dad: But what kind of an idiot came up with this slogan: "Go to Farmer's Shoes..."
Marigold: (chuckle) "... if the shoe fits..."
Mari-Dad: Dammit, dammit, dammit....
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Marigold: "Look, I know you've done wonders in getting me this gig, and getting me to the 'A' level characters so fast, but I really need you to focus on the next level of negotiations. My pregnancy is going to be really noticable in the next month or so, and we can't just waive it off as the character being "pudgy", and we need to find an in strip father.."
Mari-Dad: "Dammit! You know that the author isn't going to like being forced into this storyline! Do you remember the allosaurus?"
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Aw nobody noticed the pun I put in the title of last week's thread. :-(
I just kept my chuckling to myself, is all...
Marigold: "I told you, dad, after all the hipsters left (insert city of choice), they moved here."
Mari-Dad: "Goddammit, I don't want to move to (insert derogatory city of choice here)!"
I'm just not the kind of guy to bad-mouth cities in a country I haven't been to yet... so feel free to do it on my behalf if you like!
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Aw nobody noticed the pun I put in the title of last week's thread. :-(
I just kept my chuckling to myself, is all...
Marigold: "I told you, dad, after all the hipsters left Seattle, they moved here."
Mari-Dad: "Goddammit, I don't want to move to Hartford!"
I'm just not the kind of guy to bad-mouth cities in a country I haven't been to yet... so feel free to do it on my behalf if you like!
Oooh, how meta. Editing of a Captioning.
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Aw nobody noticed the pun I put in the title of last week's thread. :-(
I just kept my chuckling to myself, is all...
Marigold: "I told you, dad, after all the hipsters left Portland, they moved here."
Mari-Dad: "Goddammit, I don't want to move to Hartford!"
I'm just not the kind of guy to bad-mouth cities in a country I haven't been to yet... so feel free to do it on my behalf if you like!
Oooh, how meta. Editing of a Captioning.
I'll raise you with an edit of an editing of a captioning. /xhibit
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Marigold: "I'm sorry sir, I'm not interested in switching to Geico."
Mari-Dad: "Dammit! There's goes the commission! Now, can you please explain "Steampunk?""
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Mg: "It's easy, dad, you just make up a caption and post it on the forum"
Md: "But I can't come up with anything! DAMMIT! DAMMITT!! DAMMMIITTTTTT!!!!"
Excellent!!
Marigold: "The Owls are not what they seem"
MariDad: "GODDDAMIT!! GODDAMMIT!!"
I LOLled the first line. Nice. But it needs a better followup, perhaps:
MariDad: Do you know a place that makes Damn Fine Coffee? And hot too.
OR
MariDad: YOLO
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Marigold: ...and that's how the portalgun works.
Maridad: I don't know what reality is anymore!!
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Marigold: “Yeah, Pintsize, superglue, and mid-afternoon naps are a bad combination.”
Maridad: “AARGH! I have a supplier meeting me in half an hour!”
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Mr. Farmer: Why the hell does you're shirt rhyme?
Marigold: Because it's that day of the week. We're supposed to wear shirts that rhyme on Wednesdays.
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Marigold: If you don't like the restaurant, why do you keep going there?
Maridad: It's not the restaurant, it's that crazy furry blue waiter!
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Marigold: "I am glad your new skin-superadhesive is such a success, Dad. But did you remember to make a dissolvent for it as well?"
Marifather: "DAMNIT!"
(*hint hint* Where's the joke in this, eh? Eh?)
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Marigold: If you don't like the restaurant, why do you keep going there?
Maridad: It's not the restaurant, it's that crazy furry blue waiter!
vnice
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Marigold: If you don't like the restaurant, why do you keep going there?
Maridad: It's not the restaurant, it's that crazy furry blue waiter!
He doesn't look like Mr. Johnson. (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Johnson)
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ok, so he's not blue-skinned, doesn't have a round pink nose, and isn't quite 100% bald
He does, however, have a mustache and crazy eyes and he acts insanely belligerent
I totally hear him in Mr Johnson/Fat Blue's voice, though, don't you?
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If Mr. Johnson were a person rather than a muppet, this is totally what he would look like. :-D
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Teehee. SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/EeQWY.png) (http://imgur.com/EeQWY)
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Dora: "Apone, I can't believe they got Apone."
Faye: "They're comin' out of the Goddamn walls Man, right out of the walls!"
Marten: "We can still take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Dora: "Poor Kane. He was so young..."
Faye: "Did you hear that? I think there is one inside me right now! Ohgodohgod..!"
Marten: "I knew watching Alien was a bad idea."
*Edited for punctuation
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Stop it with the Alien-nanigans! You're scaring the children! Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Dora: "I can't believe it wasn't butter."
Faye: "My poor belly... fed with all the wrong truths."
Marten: "I guess thats your lesson about letting Pintsize cook."
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Dora: Ugh, what the hell happened?
Faye: All I remember is a fish head and a moose head. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1169)
Marten: Goddammit, we're not inviting Tai over again unless we confiscate her booze and weed beforehand.
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Teehee. SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/EeQWY.png) (http://imgur.com/EeQWY)
Dora: "I can't believe it's happening."
Faye: "Neither can I."
Marten: "Jeph said he'd never do A pregnancy arc. He's doing 5, simultaneously."
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Dora: Dear God what were we thinking?? That toy must've been 10 inches around!
Faye: My uterus just took out a restraining order against me.
Marten: Pfft, wimps...I was taking them that large when I was 12.
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Teehee. SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/EeQWY.png) (http://imgur.com/EeQWY)
Dora: "I can't believe it's happening."
Faye: "Neither can I."
Marten: "Jeph said he'd never do A pregnancy arc. He's doing 5, simultaneously."
Dora: Yeah, but all of us by he same guy?
Faye: well, Sven can be persuasive when he wants to be…
Marten: Man, we're really going to earn that "Questionable Consent (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1193)" moniker now.
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Teehee. SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/EeQWY.png) (http://imgur.com/EeQWY)
Dora: "I can't believe it's happening."
Faye: "Neither can I."
Marten: "Jeph said he'd never do A pregnancy arc. He's doing 5, simultaneously."
Dora: Yeah, but all of us by he same guy?
Faye: well, Sven can be persuasive when he wants to be…
Marten: Man, we're really going to earn that "Questionable Consent" moniker now.
Marten: I guess that means we'll have to reveal to the world now that we're really twins.
Faye: Wait, who are the other three?
Dora: He didn't tell you?
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Dora: "I can't believe it's happening."
Faye: "Neither can I."
Marten: "Jeph said he'd never do A pregnancy arc. He's doing 5, simultaneously."
Dora: Yeah, but all of us by he same guy?
Faye: well, Sven can be persuasive when he wants to be…
Marten: Man, we're really going to earn that "Questionable Consent" moniker now.
Marten: I guess that means we'll have to reveal to the world now that we're really twins.
Faye: Wait, who are the other three?
Dora: He didn't tell you?
"...they're all interns at Smif library."
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Mind. Blown.
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's gotta be the best riffing in a QC forum caption contest to date.