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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 10 Jun 2012, 12:05
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Hope everyone's June is off to a good start. Happy LGBT Pride Month!* FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/2pGqK.png) (http://imgur.com/2pGqK)
Enjoy!
*(In America, at least, I dunno if its universal)
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MARTEN: And here's my attempt at rearranging the books to celebrate LGBT Month!
DARK-COMPLECTED GIRL: (irritated) Haven't you ever heard of ROYGBIV?
REDHEAD: I think he may be colorblind...
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Marten: And this is our collection of Victorian Era pornography.
Red Head: How delightfully 19th century.
Black woman: They had pornography back then?
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Marten: And this is our collection of Victorian Era pornography.
Red Head: How delightfully 19th century.
Black woman: They had pornography back then?
Darn you! As soon as I saw the picture I thought of that joke.
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And I was worried that Omega Entity had already posted it, since she posted before I got mine posted.
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Nah, no worries of me ever getting a clever caption in - there's a reason why I don't participate much in these :psyduck:
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Marten: "and this red one deactivates the traps…"
Stripy shirt: "How did we get into this 'library LARP' thing again?"
Dark blue tee: "Hush, you, I gotta get this down."
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Redhead: So what do you think Tai is smoking?
Girl taking notes: What makes you think she smoked it?
Marten: All I know is, I sure could use some right now.
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Voice from behind bookshelf: "PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
Marten: "And this is the Gene Wilder wing."
Red: "What? This place just get weirder and weirder"
Piercings (joking): "Where's the Frau Blucher room?"
Sound FX: [horses neighing]
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Voice from behind bookshelf: "PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
Marten: "And this is the Gene Wilder wing."
Red: "What? This place just get weirder and weirder"
Piercings (joking): "Where's the Frau Blucher room?"
Sound FX: [horses neighing]
WIN. And that's FRONCK-en-steen. (distant thunder).
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Marten: "This is the "Pintsize Memorial Pornography Wing,"
Slight Red-Haired Girl: "We, ummmm, might already be familiar with this area...."
Book Girl: "Speak for yourself."
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Martin: "And this is where we keep our Victorian pornography"
Red-Head: "That's....a lot."
Girl Taking Notes: "Shhh!"
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MARTEN: "For the secret part of the briefing, we need to step into the Cone of Silence."
RED: "WHAT?"
NOTEBOOK GIRL: "WHAT?!"
TAI and MOMO (from office): "Quiet out there!"
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Marten: These are actually all just cardboard boxes made to look like books.
Redhead: Why do I get the feeling this is the opening of a library porn scene?
Black girl: Dibs on top.
Asian girl: *thinking* We might break him...
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Marten: These are actually all just cardboard boxes made to contain tiny hats.
Redhead: What kind of library is this?
Black girl: Yeeesssssss.
Asian girl: *thinking* Yessss the litle haaats.
FTFY
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Marten: "If either of you three can make out what is written on any of these books' spines you get to write it down on 'em so everyone can."
Claire: "I can't. I forgot my glasses this morning."
Gabby: "That one say 'Butts.' in a victorian font."
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MARTEN (in awe): "The library!"
CLAIRE: "It's only a bookshelf."
GABRIELLE (called GABBY by everyone): "Shhh!"
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Marten: "And this is the Browncoat collection. In this section of the comic Firefly rules apply."
Claire: "I'm afraid to ask, but what does that mean?"
Gabby: "Nobody who looks Chinese gets any lines."
Emily:
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Marten: And this is where we keep our lolicon porn.
Claire: Uhh... is this really appropriate?
Gabby: Is this where we send them when someone asks for "the children's section"?
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Marten: "And this is the Browncoat collection. In this section of the comic Firefly rules apply."
Claire: "I'm afraid to ask, but what does that mean?"
Gabby: "Nobody who looks Chinese gets any lines."
Emily:
This one got a chuckle out of me.
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Marten: .- -. -.. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / .- / -... --- --- -.- ... .... . .-.. ..-. .-.-.-
Claire: W-what is he saying?
Gabby: SHHH!!
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Awesome! I didn't need to look it up.
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Awesome! I didn't need to look it up.
Look up what?
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The Morse code, I'm guessing?
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I looked it up just to make sure.
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Marten: And this is where we keep the First Edition Melvilles.
Emily: Are you sure? They smell like the Victorian porn.
Marten: You have to stand next to the bookcase to smell the First Editioness.
Claire: That is... How can you even tell the difference?
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Awesome! I didn't need to look it up.
I'm afraid I had to make some educated guesses to fill in certain characters, but I'm fairly sure I got it without looking it up: This is a ?oo?shel?? - Hmmm. What might it be?
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Woo! Second image!
(http://i.imgur.com/wplY9.png) (http://imgur.com/wplY9)
:mrgreen:
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Yelling Bird: "The hell you looking at, lady? This is my float for the next Gay Pride Parade!"
Pride Orb: "See, I actually do float."
Sweet Tits: "Always thought you were too butch to be straight..."
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Yelling Bird: "I got the contract to do the audio books for "Early Bird"!"
Pride Orb: "Excellent! Let's go get a coffee to celebrate. I know this little out of the way place in North Hampton."
Sweet Tits: "Maybe next time guys, I have a reading for a spot in the main comic and I really need to beat out this Oriental looking girl for the part."
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YB: "Look, I laid an egg!"
SO: "I'm Rhiannon! I'm an egg! I consist of a calciferous shell surrounding nutritious matter! I float like a bandicoot!"
ST: "Great! I was about to make breakfast."
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YB: Goddammit, Jeph allows you to appear in the regular strips in the background, so when are we gonna get cameos?!
PO: And don't suggest "balloon on a string" for me......
ST: Well, *looks at Yelling Bird* if you acted nicer to Jeph and not call him a "Blowhard Cuntsmacker" in your strips.....*looks at Pride Orb* or reminded him of what he did at ComicCon that one year with that Pikachu cosplayer.....you'd appear in the main strips.
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Yelling Bird: "The hell you looking at, lady? This is my float for the next Gay Pride Parade!"
Pride Orb: "See, I actually do float."
Sweet Tits: "Always thought you were too butch to be straight..."
It's not so much a Pride Orb as a Gay Pride Orb. The more I think about it, the more it works.
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[ ... ] or reminded him of what he did at ComicCon that one year with that Pikachu cosplayer [ ... ]
... Dude's livin' the dream.
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Yelling Bird: Take us to fucking tijuana or I'll cut your pink ass!!
Pride Orb: If I do, you will end up with a new cloaca infection so bad that doctor will name it after you.
Sweet Tits: You know, I think I like the orb better this way.
On a side note: How much infinately wierder would QC get if Sweet Tits and the YB made it into the regular cast?
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Yelling Bird: So you're saying that your personality got switched with that goth chick who owns the Coffee Shop of Doom.
Shame/ Pride Orb: (actually Dora) Yes, and I need to be switched back immediately. I knew that hex that Raven placed on Faye would come back to haunt us.
Sweet Tits: Wait, if she placed the hex on Faye, then how did you...
Shame/Pride Orb: She has a terrible aim.
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Alternate last line:
"This was just the splash damage; Faye swapped with something called 'Randy'."
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I concede to cvcharger.
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(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/wayf_photos/QCCaption.jpg)
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(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/wayf_photos/QCCaption.jpg)
OH GOD THAT IS EXCELLENT!!! Bravo.
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I have to agree. This should be a meme.
/itprobablyshouldnt
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Damn!!
I hoped she was singing The Philosophers Drinking Song
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I have to agree. This should be a meme.
/itprobablyshouldnt
It probably already is...
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Damn!!
I hoped she was singing The Philosophers Drinking Song
Wait, there's a Philosophers Drinking Song? What cultural reference have I missed out on now? Still love that picture, nothing's gonna beat that.
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Philosopher's Drinking Song (http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/m/montypython9364/philosophersbeerdrinkingsong313377.html#.T9zJ2tP6rDo)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MgCV6uGuc