THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 17 Jun 2012, 11:07
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And boom goes the caption game:
(http://i.imgur.com/q0B8e.png) (http://imgur.com/q0B8e)
Enjoy
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Faye: So, which one of these lovely lasses will you pick?
Marten: Uh.....I dunno, it's kinda hard to just pick one.
Emily: (Says something very raunchy that goes over Hanner's head.)
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Marten: Tai is high as hell. I guess I'm low as heaven. Say something to cheer me up.
Faye: Have you tried our new smoothies? I perfected this technique. Watch me.
Emily: Number 28, please.
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Faye: Staring at asses again?
Marten: Can't take my eyes off it.
Emily: Does he always do that?
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I have a list of all 66 of the previous QC Caption Game Threads, but I'm not sure where to post them. I'm also not sure if this is something that should be put in the Wiki or on here....
Anyways:
FAYE: "Didja hear? Latest polls like the tall Asian gal!"
MARTEN: "Drat. I thought the redhead would pull it out."
EMILY (to Hannelore): "...Thanks again for the number of your agent!"
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MARTEN: "I didn't come here for an argument!"
FAYE: "Yes you did."
EMILY: "I would like to buy an ant."
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Faye: "How is it that you, Mr Lack-of-self-confidence, ALWAYS end up with the hot babes?"
Marten: "I dunno. Still, I keep wishing it was this Jeph guy I keep seeing around..."
Emily: "you seem familiar - have we met?"
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Emily: Hey, I've seen you before! You used to be almost as tall as me!
REWRITE!!
Emily: Hey, I've seen you before! I think you know my brother. His name is Station!!
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MARTEN: "I didn't come here for an argument!"
FAYE: "Yes you did."
EMILY: "I would like to buy an ant."
Double Python, FTW!
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I have a list of all 66 of the previous QC Caption Game Threads, but I'm not sure where to post them. I'm also not sure if this is something that should be put in the Wiki or on here....
:-o
Bravo sir, and thank you! :mrgreen: Unfortunately, I also am not sure where something like that should be posted.
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Faye: So, Tai stuck you with the interns, huh.
Marten: Yeah, but I think she may have rubbed off on them a little first...
Emily: Wanna make out?
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Faye: Did ya hear that Jeph is planning on adding 3 new characters to QC?
Marten: Yeah, I got the memo like 3 weeks ago. Where were you?
Emily: So who are these new characters they're talking about?
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Faye: Did ya hear that Jeph is planning on adding 3 new characters to QC?
Marten: Yeah, I got the memo like 3 weeks ago. Where were you?
Emily: So who are these new characters they're talking about?
Switch Faye's and Marten's lines FTW.
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Faye: So Tai's watching adventure time again?
Martin: Yep, I'm starting to think she's an addict.
Emily: One blood mocha please.
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Faye: Did ya hear that Jeph is planning on adding 3 new characters to QC?
Marten: Yeah, I got the memo like 3 weeks ago. Where were you?
Emily: So who are these new characters they're talking about?
Switch Faye's and Marten's lines FTW.
Yeah, that version does sound better.
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Faye: "Have you tried our specials today?"
Marten: "No thanks. I am still pretty dysfunctional from the last time."
Emily: "I'll have what he had."
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Interesting adjective choice, Soulsynger :lol: NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/lszNd.png) (http://imgur.com/lszNd)
Happy Birthday, Jeph! even though it was a couple days ago...
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Dora: Why are you drinking the customer's coffee?
Faye: New customer service: complementary poison testing.
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Dora: Why are you drinking the customer's coffee?
Faye: New customer service: complementary poison testing.
Faye: To wash down the contents of the baked goods case.
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LOL nice correction, didn't even notice the empty case behind her.
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Dora: "You know you're supposed to give those to the customers when they pay for them, right?"
Faye: "Right. When they pay for them; he paid ages ago."
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Dora: "Aren't you supposed to be giving that to me?"
Faye: "Sounds like someone's got a case of the 'suppostas'..."
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DORA: "How many times I gotta tell ya, don't bring your chaw if you're not going to bring enough to share."
FAYE: "Just lookin' out for you guys. This stuff'll give you cancer."
(less gross)
DORA: "Oh come on. Everybody thinks they sound like James Earl Jones when they talk into a plastic cup."
FAYE: "I am your father."
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Dora: Why are you doing that to that guy's drink?
Faye: He asked me if I wanted a banana smoothie
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Dora: How many times do I have to tell you not to drink hemlock at work?
Faye: Oh, right, Xanthippe. Nag, nag, nag.
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Dora: How many times do I have to tell you not to drink hemlock at work?
Faye: Oh, right, Xanthippe. Nag, nag, nag.
Classic.
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I have a list of all 66 of the previous QC Caption Game Threads, but I'm not sure where to post them. I'm also not sure if this is something that should be put in the Wiki or on here....
:-o
Bravo sir, and thank you! :mrgreen: Unfortunately, I also am not sure where something like that should be posted.
Perhaps, if it wouldn't too much trouble you could put them in the first post in a spoiler box so it wouldn't take to much room for those who would like to look through them.
Or the wiki would work too.
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Look up to the menu: "Search"; "QC Captions".
Voila!
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Customer: (Jedi mind trick voice) You will drink the poisoned coffee.
Dora: Oh please, that only works on the weak minded.
Faye: (Under hypnosis) I will drink the poisoned coffee.
The customer does look like he's trying to do a Jedi mind trick. Just saying.
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Dora: "You can't brush your teeth and work at the same time!"
Faye (with garbled voice): "Fine. I'll just spit out my mouthwash."
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Interesting adjective choice, Soulsynger :lol: NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/lszNd.png) (http://imgur.com/lszNd)
And don't I know it. :D
Dora: "If you watch our show-livestream right now it looks like this extra here is giving the statue of liberty poster a tiny finger-high-five."
Faye: "I'll drink his coffee to that."
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Dora: "What sort of flavoured syrup did you put in that coffee?"
Faye: "Bourbon"
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Dora: Wait! Save some for me!
Faye: Are you kidding? This blue mountain stuff doesn't exactly grow on ... oh wait.
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You win
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Man, I love me some Blue Mountain. Best coffee on the planet; I kinda wish it was more readily available but then I really don't want to know what atrocities places like Starbucks would sink to if they got ahold of some.
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FAYE (to customer): "Memes? You wanna talk about memes? What does this remind you of?"
DORA: "Dammit, Faye ... "
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FAYE (to customer): "Memes? You wanna talk about memes? What does this remind you of?"
DORA: "Dammit, Faye ... "
Customer (and me): "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh!"
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Dora: Dammit Faye... we need repeat customers!
Faye: He wasn't coming back anyway, everyone knows what happens to red-shirted bit characters
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Dora: Dammit Faye... we need repeat customers!
Faye: He wasn't coming back anyway, everyone knows what happens to red-shirted bit characters
You win one enterprise.
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Dora: Careful, Faye, that stuff'll put hair on your chest
Faye: Too late... the raccoon incident (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1155) took care of that a while back
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Dora: So, apparently there is this alternate world where there is this woman who hangs out with a bird that yells profanity, a floating opossum, and a talking bubble.
Faye: I would think that you were trying to tell some kind of joke, but that place sounds oddly familiar.
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Dora: Every damn night, that stupid bird keeps chirping his little ass off when me and Marten try to have sex!! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1194)
Faye: And this concerns me.....how?
(Customer is flabbergasted at the commentary and Faye sipping his coffee.)
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Dora: Every damn night, that stupid bird keeps chirping his little ass off when me and Marten try to have sex!! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1194)
Faye: And this concerns me.....how?
(Customer is flabbergasted at the commentary and Faye sipping his coffee.)
Faye: Wait, I thought you and Marten broke up a long time ago.
Dora: We did, but no one said we can't be friends with benefits.
(Customer's response is same as before.)
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Dora: I can't believe you dragged me out to check out the competition.
Faye: Whatever, at least this place lets you make your own drinks.
Red Shirt Dude: Are you enjoying your Faykucheeneaux?
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Dora: I can't believe you dragged me out to check out the competition.
Faye: Whatever, at least this place lets you make your own drinks.
Red Shirt Dude: Are you enjoying your Faykucheeneaux?
Faye: Ugh, remind me to tell you never to hire AnthroPC's to be barristas.
Dora: You reminded me of what Momo said to you once. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2006)
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The next image should involve the accordion guy.
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Dora: I can't believe you dragged me out to check out the competition.
Faye: Whatever, at least this place lets you make your own drinks.
Red Shirt Dude: Are you enjoying your Faykucheeneaux?
Faye: Ugh, remind me to tell you never to hire AnthroPC's to be barristas.
Dora: You reminded me of what Momo said to you once. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2006)
Intentional poisoning is not an accident, no matter how horrible.