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Title: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jun 2012, 10:14
Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Omega Entity on 24 Jun 2012, 10:28
MARTEN: You must live in a neighborhood full of orgy-goers, if those are the 'treats' you're handing out for Halloween.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cesariojpn on 24 Jun 2012, 11:17
#1
Marten: Um, the safe sex class is a few doors down girls. This is where we hold the watersports sex classes.

#2
Marten: My mom has been teaching you things, hasn't she?

#3
Marten: Yep, thats pretty much our health plan here at the library in a nutshell. Damn budget cutbacks.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Carl-E on 24 Jun 2012, 13:00
Marten:  "Wait, where'd Claire go?" 

Emily:  "She's still tracking that Hampshire student."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Jun 2012, 13:59
"Right, now, the next step is to put all of those on to my finger before she gets out agai, or we're in it but deep."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Jun 2012, 14:09
Marten: the little ones are Tums, the big ones are Ex Lax, Try not to get them mixed up in the bins...
Claire (from inside bathroom): Too Late!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: jmucchiello on 24 Jun 2012, 18:08
"That's NOT how you make a condom balloon."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Emperor Norton on 24 Jun 2012, 19:28
"I don't mean to disappoint you, but I don't think I have the stamina to use that many in just one night."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: ASmellyOgre on 24 Jun 2012, 20:45
"Just put those on a bowl by the desk.  It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 24 Jun 2012, 21:45
"Just put those on a bowl by the desk.  It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."

WIN
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Sorflakne on 24 Jun 2012, 22:12
Marten:  Where the hell were you ladies when I was in college?!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: WAYF on 24 Jun 2012, 23:01
"I don't mean to disappoint you, but I don't think I have the stamina to use that many in just one night."

WIN, but I refer you to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbGh-EgPFJ0).
What's YOUR excuse for using up 80 condoms in one night?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Jun 2012, 04:26
Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)

Enjoy!

Marten:  "Yeah, Pintsize has an "unusual" idea of what constitutes a suitable orientation package."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: techkid on 25 Jun 2012, 05:46
"I did say bring candy for the Halloween party, but knowing this place I'd say that these 'prizes' would be the first to go..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Jun 2012, 06:35
"Just put those on a bowl by the desk.  It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."
WIN

You really know you've come up with a good caption when DSL gives it the "WIN" response. :D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 25 Jun 2012, 08:01
Whatever you do, DON'T mix up the water baloons with the lubed condoms.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 25 Jun 2012, 08:38
MARTEN: "Not now. ... well, OK."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Penheart on 25 Jun 2012, 10:35
I know yes we were supposed to give candy. BUT those are both the flavored and edible kinds. Just don't get them mixed up.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Jun 2012, 02:35
I know yes we were supposed to give candy. BUT those are both the flavored and edible kinds. Just don't get them mixed up.

I know someone who might want the "chewing gum." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Jx5W8JuVA)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cvcharger on 26 Jun 2012, 09:47
Marten:  How many did you think we were going to need?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Jun 2012, 13:57
(continuing from above)

Gabby: My motto is "be prepared." I used to be a boy scout.
Emily: Aha! So you're the one who's trans!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 Jun 2012, 16:08
Marten:  How many did you think we were going to need?
Gabby: My motto is "be prepared." I used to be a boy scout.
Emily: Cool! When's the Jamboree?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 26 Jun 2012, 16:45
MARTEN: "'Banana smoothie'? What does that have to do with ... Oh, I get it."
GABBY: "Ssh!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Jun 2012, 20:43
(continued from above)

Marte:  "Wait, you don't actually hit it with a hammer...?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Jun 2012, 20:51
(continued from above)

Marte:  "Wait, you don't actually hit it with a hammer...?"

cont: Wait, did my mom tell you about CBT?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jun 2012, 21:46
She's even written an online course (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_based_training) about using it to correct unwanted thoughts and behaviors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy).

It's a CBT CBT CBT.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Jun 2012, 21:56
She's even written an online course (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_based_training) about using it to correct unwanted thoughts and behaviors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy).

It's a CBT CBT CBT.

Cockerel + Beach Ball + Spanish Inqusition
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jun 2012, 22:28
Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)

Enjoy!

Marten:  "There can be only one."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: WAYF on 26 Jun 2012, 23:49
Why is this one picture such a goldmine of wins?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Jun 2012, 04:41
Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)

Enjoy!

Marten:  "There can be only one."

So much win.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Jun 2012, 06:51
Wow guys lol It's time to post the next image, but feel free to keep making captions for the first one if you have more ideas; you're on a roll!

(http://i.imgur.com/fL8Ry.png) (http://imgur.com/fL8Ry)

Notice the sign is blank  :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 27 Jun 2012, 07:19
MARTEN: "I'm not kind."
TAI: "I don't mean 'weak' kind the way so many men are. I mean the kindness that comes from enormous strength, from an inner power so strong that every act, no matter what, is more proof of that power. ..."

SIGN ON BENCH: "Wet Paint."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Jun 2012, 07:41
Based on a misread of the above: 

Marten:  "I'm not that kind."

Tai:  "I never said you were!"

Sign:  "PLEASE PAY TO MAKE ME STOP"


...and both Marten and Tai drop in a dollar. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 27 Jun 2012, 07:48
MARTEN: "... so yes, it's been demonstrated that the sense of smell can trigger memories and emotional reactions, and in some cases is so evocative it can override the evidence of the other senses such as taste. I suppose this could lead to confusion, especialliy in an awkward or emotionally charged situation. Why do you ask?"
TAI: "Oh, nothing ... "

SIGN ON BENCH: "Try our new Magic Fingers Sidewalk Massage Bench." But says "Wet Paint" on the other side.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 27 Jun 2012, 08:33
Tai: I thought you were all about music

Martin: Yeah, but not street performing hipsters.

Sign:  Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Jun 2012, 11:15
Sign:  Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs

Wait, didn't he used to work in the "small world" display at Disneyland? 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Jun 2012, 12:32
Tai:  "You sure?"

Marten:  "Yes, Tai.  Your position as my boss, with the power to fire me and send me out to earn I living with as much dignity as this dude menas that I will sleep with you."

Sign:  "Ouch, that hurt"

(Not to be taken as canon, shipping or anything other than a probably futile attempt at provoking cheap laughs.  Your mileage may vary)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 27 Jun 2012, 14:57
MARTEN: " ... and part of the thing spins to make gravity, there are 128 scientists and a hot Air Force lieutenant who takes her job too seriously, lots of lasers, floating murder-bots that also serve drinks, and the whole thing is controlled by a sentient computer which is terrified of Hanners, who by the way kicks ass at zero-G badminton. Also, there's spathe ham."
TAI: "C'mon. Where did you go, really?"
SIGN: "Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Jun 2012, 15:13
SIGN: "Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"

I can't decide whether I love you or hate you right now.  Either way, it's pretty strong...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cesariojpn on 27 Jun 2012, 15:51
Tai: So, can you tell me any tips about Dora I should know?
Marten: What do you wanna know?
SIGN: ANGRY ANDREWS ACCORDION ATRIUM ------------> 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Jun 2012, 16:12
Tai: "If you decide to rely on your musical abilities, you might find yourself dependent on a major city's subway for a living."
Marten: "Ugh. That would suck. I hate the smell of urine in the morning."
Sign: "Busker? I hardly even know 'er!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 28 Jun 2012, 06:07
Sign: "Busker? I hardly even know 'er!"

You Busker, you brought her!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DSL on 28 Jun 2012, 08:59
MARTEN: "Can I? Pleeeeeeeeease?"
TAI: "Well, I think you're ready for the responsibility. But the minute you forget to feed it, or take it for walks, out it goes."
SIGN: "Accordionist. Free to good home."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 28 Jun 2012, 09:20
Sign:  Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs

Wait, didn't he used to work in the "small world" display at Disneyland?
Yes. That's why he's a street musician in Mass
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: DrBear on 28 Jun 2012, 09:41
Marten: "What's this piece of art?"

Tai: "That's the centerpiece of the new library promotion."

Sign: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. READ A BOOK.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: cvcharger on 28 Jun 2012, 15:21
Marten:  Apparently, someone keeps posting these photos of us, and using them for caption contests.
Tai:  Wow, that's kinda creepy.  Who do you think is doing that?
Sign:  AnthroPCs see everything...EVERYTHING!!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: Bachi-Atari on 28 Jun 2012, 21:44
Sign:  AnthroPCs see everything...EVERYTHING!!!

I knew the singularity would end up being bad.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 68
Post by: techkid on 29 Jun 2012, 03:10
Marten: "Man, I didn't realise that busking was so... weird!"
Tai: "Heh, you should see the trombonist..."
Sign: "THE ACCORDIAN COMMANDS! PLAY, MY MINION!"