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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jun 2012, 10:14
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Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)
Enjoy!
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MARTEN: You must live in a neighborhood full of orgy-goers, if those are the 'treats' you're handing out for Halloween.
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Marten: Um, the safe sex class is a few doors down girls. This is where we hold the watersports sex classes.
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Marten: My mom has been teaching you things, hasn't she?
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Marten: Yep, thats pretty much our health plan here at the library in a nutshell. Damn budget cutbacks.
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Marten: "Wait, where'd Claire go?"
Emily: "She's still tracking that Hampshire student."
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"Right, now, the next step is to put all of those on to my finger before she gets out agai, or we're in it but deep."
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Marten: the little ones are Tums, the big ones are Ex Lax, Try not to get them mixed up in the bins...
Claire (from inside bathroom): Too Late!
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"That's NOT how you make a condom balloon."
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"I don't mean to disappoint you, but I don't think I have the stamina to use that many in just one night."
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"Just put those on a bowl by the desk. It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."
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"Just put those on a bowl by the desk. It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."
WIN
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Marten: Where the hell were you ladies when I was in college?!
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"I don't mean to disappoint you, but I don't think I have the stamina to use that many in just one night."
WIN, but I refer you to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbGh-EgPFJ0).
What's YOUR excuse for using up 80 condoms in one night?
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Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)
Enjoy!
Marten: "Yeah, Pintsize has an "unusual" idea of what constitutes a suitable orientation package."
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"I did say bring candy for the Halloween party, but knowing this place I'd say that these 'prizes' would be the first to go..."
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"Just put those on a bowl by the desk. It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."
WIN
You really know you've come up with a good caption when DSL gives it the "WIN" response. :D
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Whatever you do, DON'T mix up the water baloons with the lubed condoms.
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MARTEN: "Not now. ... well, OK."
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I know yes we were supposed to give candy. BUT those are both the flavored and edible kinds. Just don't get them mixed up.
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I know yes we were supposed to give candy. BUT those are both the flavored and edible kinds. Just don't get them mixed up.
I know someone who might want the "chewing gum." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Jx5W8JuVA)
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Marten: How many did you think we were going to need?
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(continuing from above)
Gabby: My motto is "be prepared." I used to be a boy scout.
Emily: Aha! So you're the one who's trans!
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Marten: How many did you think we were going to need?
Gabby: My motto is "be prepared." I used to be a boy scout.
Emily: Cool! When's the Jamboree?
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MARTEN: "'Banana smoothie'? What does that have to do with ... Oh, I get it."
GABBY: "Ssh!"
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(continued from above)
Marte: "Wait, you don't actually hit it with a hammer...?"
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(continued from above)
Marte: "Wait, you don't actually hit it with a hammer...?"
cont: Wait, did my mom tell you about CBT?
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She's even written an online course (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_based_training) about using it to correct unwanted thoughts and behaviors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy).
It's a CBT CBT CBT.
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She's even written an online course (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_based_training) about using it to correct unwanted thoughts and behaviors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy).
It's a CBT CBT CBT.
Cockerel + Beach Ball + Spanish Inqusition
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Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)
Enjoy!
Marten: "There can be only one."
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Why is this one picture such a goldmine of wins?
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Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/7J4AP.png) (http://imgur.com/7J4AP)
Enjoy!
Marten: "There can be only one."
So much win.
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Wow guys lol It's time to post the next image, but feel free to keep making captions for the first one if you have more ideas; you're on a roll!
(http://i.imgur.com/fL8Ry.png) (http://imgur.com/fL8Ry)
Notice the sign is blank :-D
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MARTEN: "I'm not kind."
TAI: "I don't mean 'weak' kind the way so many men are. I mean the kindness that comes from enormous strength, from an inner power so strong that every act, no matter what, is more proof of that power. ..."
SIGN ON BENCH: "Wet Paint."
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Based on a misread of the above:
Marten: "I'm not that kind."
Tai: "I never said you were!"
Sign: "PLEASE PAY TO MAKE ME STOP"
...and both Marten and Tai drop in a dollar.
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MARTEN: "... so yes, it's been demonstrated that the sense of smell can trigger memories and emotional reactions, and in some cases is so evocative it can override the evidence of the other senses such as taste. I suppose this could lead to confusion, especialliy in an awkward or emotionally charged situation. Why do you ask?"
TAI: "Oh, nothing ... "
SIGN ON BENCH: "Try our new Magic Fingers Sidewalk Massage Bench." But says "Wet Paint" on the other side.
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Tai: I thought you were all about music
Martin: Yeah, but not street performing hipsters.
Sign: Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs
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Sign: Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs
Wait, didn't he used to work in the "small world" display at Disneyland?
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Tai: "You sure?"
Marten: "Yes, Tai. Your position as my boss, with the power to fire me and send me out to earn I living with as much dignity as this dude menas that I will sleep with you."
Sign: "Ouch, that hurt"
(Not to be taken as canon, shipping or anything other than a probably futile attempt at provoking cheap laughs. Your mileage may vary)
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MARTEN: " ... and part of the thing spins to make gravity, there are 128 scientists and a hot Air Force lieutenant who takes her job too seriously, lots of lasers, floating murder-bots that also serve drinks, and the whole thing is controlled by a sentient computer which is terrified of Hanners, who by the way kicks ass at zero-G badminton. Also, there's spathe ham."
TAI: "C'mon. Where did you go, really?"
SIGN: "Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"
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SIGN: "Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"
I can't decide whether I love you or hate you right now. Either way, it's pretty strong...
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Tai: So, can you tell me any tips about Dora I should know?
Marten: What do you wanna know?
SIGN: ANGRY ANDREWS ACCORDION ATRIUM ------------>
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Tai: "If you decide to rely on your musical abilities, you might find yourself dependent on a major city's subway for a living."
Marten: "Ugh. That would suck. I hate the smell of urine in the morning."
Sign: "Busker? I hardly even know 'er!"
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Sign: "Busker? I hardly even know 'er!"
You Busker, you brought her!
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MARTEN: "Can I? Pleeeeeeeeease?"
TAI: "Well, I think you're ready for the responsibility. But the minute you forget to feed it, or take it for walks, out it goes."
SIGN: "Accordionist. Free to good home."
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Sign: Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs
Wait, didn't he used to work in the "small world" display at Disneyland?
Yes. That's why he's a street musician in Mass
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Marten: "What's this piece of art?"
Tai: "That's the centerpiece of the new library promotion."
Sign: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. READ A BOOK.
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Marten: Apparently, someone keeps posting these photos of us, and using them for caption contests.
Tai: Wow, that's kinda creepy. Who do you think is doing that?
Sign: AnthroPCs see everything...EVERYTHING!!!
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Sign: AnthroPCs see everything...EVERYTHING!!!
I knew the singularity would end up being bad.
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Marten: "Man, I didn't realise that busking was so... weird!"
Tai: "Heh, you should see the trombonist..."
Sign: "THE ACCORDIAN COMMANDS! PLAY, MY MINION!"