THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 01 Jul 2012, 08:24
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Happy 69 week/Fourth of July week (if you're in the U.S), everyone! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/rJfqc.png) (http://imgur.com/rJfqc)
Enjoy!
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Marten: Meet the new life-like anthroPC.
Dora: Do you have a bedroom mode?
Tai: What?
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Dora: “So, what are we doing for 69 week?”
Tai: “Buh?”
Marten: “Are you taking requests?”
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Dora: "Will you marry me?"
Tai: "Yes."
Marten: "Mazel Tov!"
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Marten: Do you like your new squeezy toy, Dora?
Dora: Omigod! It squeaks!
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DORA: "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee etc."
MARTEN: "Well, you didn't do too bad a job taking care of the kitty, so Faye and I thought you were ready."
TAI: "Will you be my new mommy?" (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1822)
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Marten: Do you like your new squeezy toy, Dora?
Dora: Omigod! It squeaks!
Tai: <squeaks>
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Dora: Gaze into my eyes. You will obey only my voice, and Marten at work.
Tai: Yes, Mistress.
Marten: Cool, Now maybe I can watch Adventure Time at work.
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Dora: Butts butts butts butts butts!
Tai: Butts?
Marten: Butts!
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One could insert the obligatory sexual joke here (Tai, Dora and this week's number ;) )... but no.
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One could insert the obligatory sexual joke here (Tai, Dora and this week's number ;) )... but no.
IDUHG took care of that in the thread title. The bar is raised.
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Right... the "bar" is "raised"... ;D
Dora: And that's why I think you should go and slay the dragon - for the good of all the elves in Yorkshire!
Marten: She wasn't around for the briefing. Why not explain to her what kind of theatre we're staging here.
Tai (thinking): Come oonnn... is this gonna turn into a sexy dream or not?
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Happy 69 week/Fourth of July week (if you're in the U.S), everyone! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/rJfqc.png) (http://imgur.com/rJfqc)
Enjoy!
Dora: "It's done! I got Starbucks to close down!"
Tai: "Buh"
Marten: "Bombs or arson this time?"
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Faye: A little more ... to the right.. now a scootch to the left ... there!
Tai: Buh?
Marten: Cool! an Annular Fayeclipse!
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TAI: "What?"
DORA: "I said, I CAN'T HEAR WHAT MARTEN IS SAYING!"
MARTEN: (Marten's audio begins at 0:40 HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYE2kfveYIo))
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Dora: I said, "Let's break out the mudwrestling pit."
Tai: ...Ok...
Marten: Huh, dinner and a show...
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Dora: Tai? Tai? Hello, is anyone there?
Marten: That won't do, she's still high as hell.
Tai: Hi Randy. I'm a marsupial too.
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DORA: "... and you shake it all about!"
TAI: "Then I d-do the h-hok-key po-k-k-ey and-d-d I t-t-urn-n m-mysel-l-f a-r-r-r-oun-n-d-d... "
MARTEN: "That's what it's all about!"
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DORA: Tai, yes, I will marry you!!
TAI: Hlrugh?
MARTEN: Omigog omigod OMIGOD, can I be the ring bearer at the wedding I always wanted to be a ringbearer.
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Because, everyonce in a while, it is good to reminise:
Dora: "Yes, you can! You can save 15% or more on your insurance by switching to Geico!"
Tai: "Buh?"
MArten: "I thought we left this behind before we started getting to signifigant numbers? Faye, you got the memo, we left the insurance and the pancake references behind, didn't we?"
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DORA: Tai, yes, I will marry you!!
TAI: Hlrugh?
MARTEN: Omigog omigod OMIGOD, can I be the ring bearer at the wedding I always wanted to be a ringbearer.
Callback WEETH A TWEEST FTW.
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Oh hey, it's the Fourth of July this week in the UK too! What a coinkidink!
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Sorry, Independence Day week in the U.S.
You'd think Britons of all people would remember.
/burn
jk
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So I asked my Canadian friends, "Do you have the Fourth of July, too?"
And they said, "Sure."
"And we also have the first, second, third, fifth, sixth ... "
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Dora: "Ooh, neat, Butch Fireworks! How do you set it off?"
Tai: "Buh?"
Marten: "I think you already did."
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Dora: So do you just want some coffee or would you prefer a quick fuck on the counter?
Tai: Buh?
Marten: Wow, deja vu.
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Dora: "I have made up my mind! You will marry me!!"
Tai: "Duhbuhwha??"
Marten: "Great! I bags walking Tai down the aisle."
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One could insert the obligatory sexual joke here (Tai, Dora and this week's number ;) )... but no.
IDUHG took care of that in the thread title. The bar is raised.
Actually, I disagree.
Dora: I'll show YOU a "Volume 69"...
Tai: Buh?
Marten: Naw, I've seen Volume 69 and you're definitely not in it.
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Oh, all right...
Dora: "Marten told me about that 'Victorian-Era' section, and I want to explore some of it with you. I'll get my petticoats!"
Tai: "'Victorian-Era'? Oh, yeah! Oh... wow..."
Marten: "Between the parties and the cartoons she must have forgotten how much porn there was. Better switch on some Adventure Time to snap her out of it."
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Sorry about the delay; had a family emergency this morning. Anyway, happy Independence Day, America!
(http://i.imgur.com/0NbuH.png) (http://imgur.com/0NbuH)
Enjoy :evil:
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Mr. Hodges? Your table is ready.
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Mr. Hodges? Your table is ready.
Nice meta, there.
Anyway:
"MARI SUE": "Not all my vices are devices."
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I see what u did there
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Mr. Hodges? Your table is ready.
WIN.
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"I'll trade you a demitasse for a burka".
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Nearly a week since this thread went up, and I'm just now getting what the joke was. Damn I'm slow.
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Marigold: "Jeph, you perv!"
edit:
Nearly a week since this thread went up, and I'm just now getting what the joke was. Damn I'm slow.
Some people get it late, others never do.
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Marigold: You'll never have this. Never.
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Marigold: You'll never have this. Never. And come to think of it, neither will I...
Fixed that for you. :P
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Marigold: Sigh, not this dream again.
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"I hope at least that this is my dream and not Dale's."