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Title: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Jul 2012, 11:53
That was a fun week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/KgAAw.png) (http://imgur.com/KgAAw)

Dora: I heard you trained some interns today.
Marten: If by "trained" you mean "broke like wild horses," then yes.
Tai: He's not kidding. You should've seen the saddle afterwards.
Faye: *thinking fondly of the saddle*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Akima on 15 Jul 2012, 15:37
Marten: Whoa! Is it me, or is the floor tilting?
Dora: No, but this fancy wine is pretty strong.
Tai: It's just the artist trying out steep perspective; it will pass in a moment.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 15 Jul 2012, 15:46
DORA: "I hear you trained some interns today."
TAI: "He did a good job! I'm putting him in charge of all intern-wrangling duties from here on out!"
MARTEN: "Ummm, uh ... Yeh ... "
JEPH (OP): "CUT! GODDAMMIT!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: cesariojpn on 15 Jul 2012, 19:30
DORA: So, which one do you like?
TAI: Gothy, Butchy, or Curvy?
Marten: Uh........
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Carl-E on 15 Jul 2012, 19:31
DORA: So, which one do you like?
TAI: Gothy, Butchy, or Curvy Larry, Moe, or Curly?
Marten: Uh........
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Border Reiver on 16 Jul 2012, 05:06
Dora:  "Always nice when Jeph takes off for SDCC, the guest strips are a nice break from the daily shooting grind.  Wonder if he had a chance to re-energize and get a few scripts or story arcs planned?"

Tai:  "But what if he misplaced the notes like last year?"

Marten:  "We'll get another day or so of guest strips, while he sorts himself out and then back to the grind.  While we're waiting to here I've got Game of Thrones on the machine, shall we go watch?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: FunkyTuba on 16 Jul 2012, 16:42
[continued]
Dora: "Did you guys hear about those web comics who didn't bother go to to SDCC?"
Marten: "Yeah, they stayed at home, turned on their webcams and called it 'ComfyCon'"
Faye: "Bit of a cop-out, don't you think?"
Tai: *takes off pants*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 16 Jul 2012, 20:19
DORA: "So what's Pintsize gonna do tonight, Marten?"
MARTEN: "Same thing he does every night, Dora. Try to rule the world."
TAI: "Hasn't he figured out yet you're onto him?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Carl-E on 17 Jul 2012, 00:25
DORA: "So what's Pintsize gonna do tonight, Marten?"
MARTEN: "Same thing he does every night, Dora. Try to rule the world."
TAI: "Hasn't he figured out yet you're onto him Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Faye?"
FAYE: (thought bubble) Probably not...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 17 Jul 2012, 05:45
DORA: "So what's Pintsize gonna do tonight, Marten?"
MARTEN: "Same thing he does every night, Dora. Try to rule the world."
TAI: "Hasn't he figured out yet you're onto him Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Faye?"
FAYE: (thought bubble) Probably not... God, I hope not.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Vurogj on 17 Jul 2012, 23:26
DORA: "So what's Pintsize gonna do tonight, Marten?"
MARTEN: "Same thing he does every night, Dora. Try to rule the world."
TAI: "Hasn't he figured out yet you're onto him Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Faye?"
FAYE: (thought bubble) Probably not... God, I hope not.
This has become so much funnier (and more horrifying) since I saw today's guest comic...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: cesium133 on 18 Jul 2012, 10:04
DORA: "So what's Pintsize gonna do tonight, Marten?"
MARTEN: "Same thing he does every night, Dora. Try to rule the world."
TAI: "Hasn't he figured out yet you're onto him Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Faye?"
FAYE: (thought bubble) Probably not... God, I hope not. Sure, Tai, but where are we going to get a giant robotic ass?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 18 Jul 2012, 12:48
MARTEN: "Damn."
DORA: "You."
TAI: "Willis."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: iduguphergrave on 18 Jul 2012, 13:07
Perfecto. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/n53Jh.png) (http://imgur.com/n53Jh)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Jul 2012, 13:20
Marten: Here is an optical illusion. If you focus your eyes just right, you'll see a picture of Faye naked.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 18 Jul 2012, 14:12
MARTEN: "Hey, Tai, see if you can get Dora to make that whinnying noise that has Faye calling her 'Sex Pony.' God, I hope I don't accidently send this message to her."

or

MARTEN: "Dear Padma ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: cesium133 on 18 Jul 2012, 14:58
Marten: Come ON, Dora, get in here and stick your cock in me already! I want it nowwww (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1669)!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: iduguphergrave on 18 Jul 2012, 16:29
But Dora said she wouldn't do that (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1300) for him!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Jul 2012, 16:53
731, Dora didn't want to use a strap-on. 1236 is probably not canon.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Jul 2012, 17:12
Marten: So I gave your purple thing a try, and let me tell you, farting for 97 seconds straight is an awesome feeling!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: akronnick on 18 Jul 2012, 18:35
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/akronnick/n53Jh.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Omega Entity on 18 Jul 2012, 19:05
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/akronnick/n53Jh.png)

Winner of the thread, right there.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: techkid on 19 Jul 2012, 03:09
Akronnick... DUUUUUDE!

Better get that ice pick again...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Border Reiver on 19 Jul 2012, 04:18
Since the picture text cannot be beaten -

Marten:  "Yes, Pintsize did have a better technique than you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: iduguphergrave on 19 Jul 2012, 15:19
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/akronnick/n53Jh.png)

Scarcely has there been a win this hard.   :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: RyanW1019 on 19 Jul 2012, 16:37
Of all the myriad implications that picture has, my personal favorite is that it's Faye who took that picture. There's nobody else who it could be.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 19 Jul 2012, 17:43
My brain blanks in admiration of the audacity of that post entry you know what I mean.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Soulsynger on 19 Jul 2012, 23:44
My brain blanks in admiration of the audacity of that post entry you know what I mean.
... I think akronnick broke the thread. He did it. He finally did it. He blew it up.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: idontunderstand on 20 Jul 2012, 01:01
Let's just lay it to rest, nothing is gonna beat that.



(..I hope.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: techkid on 20 Jul 2012, 04:01
I don't think Pintsize and Yelling Bird teaming up could beat that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Akima on 20 Jul 2012, 06:25
That is an awesome mod from akronnick.

Of all the myriad implications that picture has, my personal favorite is that it's Faye who took that picture. There's nobody else who it could be.
Hannelore has the whole building wired. You know, just in case.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: FunkyTuba on 20 Jul 2012, 06:29
Thread. Won.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Jul 2012, 07:18
akronnick's image can't be beaten, but here's a variation on it... (yeah, I know the font's wrong, but I don't have the Blambot fonts installed on this computer)

(http://i.imgur.com/ugbHK.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Jul 2012, 10:23
That is an awesome mod from akronnick.

Of all the myriad implications that picture has, my personal favorite is that it's Faye who took that picture. There's nobody else who it could be.
Hannelore has the whole building wired. You know, just in case.

After all, letting Vespavenger's surveillance network sit idle would be inefficient.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: DSL on 20 Jul 2012, 10:40
You mean the Wireless Intelligence Network Sampling Logistics and Optical Watch?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: WAYF on 20 Jul 2012, 12:45
This thread.
:psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 71
Post by: cesariojpn on 21 Jul 2012, 09:51
akronnick's image can't be beaten, but here's a variation on it... (yeah, I know the font's wrong, but I don't have the Blambot fonts installed on this computer)

(http://i.imgur.com/ugbHK.png)

Oh, it's on.

(http://i.imgur.com/nz2i7.jpg)