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Title: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Aug 2012, 04:32
New week! First image:

(http://i.imgur.com/hETKJ.png) (http://imgur.com/hETKJ)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 05 Aug 2012, 04:57
HANNERS: "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose ..."
CLINTON: "But you can't pick your friend's nose."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Silentbanksy on 05 Aug 2012, 05:12
Hanners: "Your face is so angular!"

Clinton: "Well... Mother always said I was acute-e!"

Sorry

Also, I love how with Clint's hair style, it looks like he's being blown back by Hanners voice, Dovahanners!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Mr_Rose on 05 Aug 2012, 05:34
Hannelore: “I am not the microcelebrity you are looking for.” *handwave*
Clinton: “You are not the microcelebrity I am looking for.” *wanders off*

((H: 'I can't believe that worked!'
C: 'I cant believe she thought that would work… wait, why am I leaving?'))

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: WAYF on 05 Aug 2012, 05:39
Hannelore: What do you know about POKEMON?

Clinton: I appreciate the thought, but I'm rather more obsessed with YOU than Marigold...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: TinPenguin on 05 Aug 2012, 06:08
Hanners: "I bet I could fit my hand all the way down your throat."

Clinton: "Don't do it! That's how I lost mine!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Skewbrow on 05 Aug 2012, 06:14
Hanners: "215, 216, 217. Did you know that there are 217 individual hairs in your eyebrows. Eew, that means that you are asymmetric!"

Clinton: "C..can't be. I just checked the other day. I demand a recount."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 05 Aug 2012, 08:49
HANNERS: "Claire! Did you get a HAIRCUT?"
CLINTON: "Oh no, not you, too ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 05 Aug 2012, 08:50
HANNERS: "What do you think of the strip's new backgrounds and title styles?"
CLINTON: "Haven't noticed, really. I just read the strip and, if I have to, the forum."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 05 Aug 2012, 08:52
Hanners: "215, 216, 217. Did you know that there are 217 individual hairs in your eyebrows. Eew, that means that you are asymmetric!"

Clinton: "C..can't be. I just checked the other day. I demand a recount."

CLINTON (Plucks hair from eyebrow): "There. Fixed."
HANNERS: "Wrong eyebrow."
CLINTON: "DAMMIT."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Aug 2012, 12:30
H: "You smell like a tapir!"
C: "It's not what you think! She meant nothing to me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 05 Aug 2012, 13:14
HANNERS: "I'm on to you!"
CLINTON: "Oh good. I'm tired of living a lie. Now which lie is it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: cesariojpn on 05 Aug 2012, 14:56
Hanners: *talking*
Clinton: hominahominahomina......
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Sorflakne on 05 Aug 2012, 21:05
Hanners: You said you'd never come near me again.  Now I have to kill you.
Clinton: Oh come on!  I haven't had an appearance in like 500 strips, can't we just start over??
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: FunkyTuba on 05 Aug 2012, 23:08
Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can
<sorry, I ran out of Funny... anyone want to jump in here?>
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Aug 2012, 23:28
Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can

...complete my research on sibling clones.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Soulsynger on 05 Aug 2012, 23:31
Hanners: "Whats that on your faaaaaaaaace?"
Clinton: "Eyes? Glasses? Nose? Mouth? Jelly? Peanut butter? Coffee? A fly? Paperclip? Stapler? Emailing list? 5th avenue? The Sixtine Chapel? The Voyager? WHAT?!"

Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can
... rearrange the vials in my clone lab accordingly.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 Aug 2012, 03:10
Hanners:  "What is that?"

Clinton:  "My pet tapir?  He's housebroken."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Skewbrow on 06 Aug 2012, 03:45
Hanners: "Did you hear that they finally found the Higgs boson?"
Clinton: "Does that mean that you are looking for your supersymmetric partner?"

/particle_physics_nerd
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DonInKansas on 06 Aug 2012, 06:56
Hanners: "I don't think it'll work.  They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant!  BROS BROS BROS!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 06 Aug 2012, 07:39
HANNERS: "Do you believe in Jeph, the Creator?"
CLINTON: "No! We evolved from the Primordial GUI, through single-pixeled life forms, through eight-bit-o-saurs and now into H. Photoshop. Animated GIFs are the next step in our evolution!"

FAYE (offpanel): "Show him the Big Bang Theory, HannerrrrrMMMMPH."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Blood-Tree on 06 Aug 2012, 12:03
Hanners: "Tell me honestly, did you engage in an affair with Miss Monica Lewinsky?"
Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

(Well... someone had to lower the tone)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 06 Aug 2012, 14:22
HANNERS: "Clinton! You're all wet! Did you fall in a LAKE?"
CLINTON: "What? No! I'm not and I didn't!"
HANNERS: "Want to?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: FunkyTuba on 06 Aug 2012, 16:20
Hanners: "You're small."
Clinton: "I-I know."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: jmucchiello on 06 Aug 2012, 17:48
Hanners: "I bet I could fit my hand all the way down your throat."

Clinton: "Don't do it! That's how I lost mine!"
This one produced an actual LOL or two. FTW
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: jmucchiello on 06 Aug 2012, 17:49
Hanners: "I don't think it'll work.  They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant!  BROS BROS BROS!"
Hanners: "I don't think it'll work.  They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant!  BROS BROS... um, damn, what comes next?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: jwhouk on 06 Aug 2012, 18:40
HANNELORE: "Do you eat at Chick-fil-A?"
CLINTON: "A number one, no pickle - that's always what I want!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Vurogj on 07 Aug 2012, 00:25
HANNELORE : "OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH look out of the window it's so CYOOT!"
CLINTON: "!I'm not falling for that, even if you say it's hot girl on girl action."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: WAYF on 07 Aug 2012, 02:06
Ok, that was good. ;D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Aug 2012, 06:24
Indeed it was! NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/acZmk.png) (http://imgur.com/acZmk)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Aug 2012, 06:35
In an alternate timeline:

Tai: I can't believe Dora rejected me.
Marten: Yeah, I figured she'd be all about hooking up with you.
Emily: I won't reject you as long as you'll call me your "Banana Smoothie."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2012, 10:19
Tai: "Marten makes banana smoothies with a jackhammer."
Marten: "You promised not to talk about t."
Emily: "My roommate just moved out! Will you move in and make banana smoothies all day?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 08 Aug 2012, 10:32
TAI: "You let WHO into the Victorian Porn Collection?"
MARTEN: "I told you to call me if he ever showed up."
EMILY: "But he said he was Jimbo's ghostwriter! And he's such a CUTE little robot!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Abyssalin on 08 Aug 2012, 10:37
TAI: "You let WHO into the Victorian Porn Collection?"
MARTEN: "I told you to call me if he ever showed up."
EMILY: "But he said he was Jimbo's ghostwriter! And he's such a CUTE little robot!"

I actually WANT it to be this now.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: FunkyTuba on 08 Aug 2012, 12:12
kind of along those lines...

Tai: YOU LOOKED IN THE BLACK BIN?
Marten: I warned you not to... now it's too late for you too.
Emily: But he was so nice! We have a date on Friday.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: cesariojpn on 08 Aug 2012, 23:42
Tai: Who?
Marten: What?
Emily: Where! Oh, this is fun.......*claps hands*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 Aug 2012, 01:56
Tai: Emily, you screwed up. Offering to buy me a banana smoothie is not going to magically make up for that.
Marten: Yeah, I'm with Tai on this one. Real classy. You might as well have offered her some oral sex?
Emily: Oral sex and then a Banana Smoothie!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: DSL on 09 Aug 2012, 04:03
Tai: Who?
Marten: What?
Emily: Where! Oh, this is fun.......*claps hands*

I like this one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 Aug 2012, 04:27
Tai:  "I can't believe you did that to Hanners!"

Marten:  "Neither could I!  That little stunt undid years of progress she's made."

Emily:  "I couldn't help it!  That tapir was so cute!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 74
Post by: Sorflakne on 10 Aug 2012, 15:31
Tai: What do you mean you ate all of my brownies?? 
Marten: She didn't even leave any for me.
Emily: Heeee!  Your heads are switched around and Rainbow Dash is dancing a hornpipe in the corner!