THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 05 Aug 2012, 04:32
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New week! First image:
(http://i.imgur.com/hETKJ.png) (http://imgur.com/hETKJ)
Enjoy!
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HANNERS: "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose ..."
CLINTON: "But you can't pick your friend's nose."
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Hanners: "Your face is so angular!"
Clinton: "Well... Mother always said I was acute-e!"
Sorry
Also, I love how with Clint's hair style, it looks like he's being blown back by Hanners voice, Dovahanners!
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Hannelore: “I am not the microcelebrity you are looking for.” *handwave*
Clinton: “You are not the microcelebrity I am looking for.” *wanders off*
((H: 'I can't believe that worked!'
C: 'I cant believe she thought that would work… wait, why am I leaving?'))
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Hannelore: What do you know about POKEMON?
Clinton: I appreciate the thought, but I'm rather more obsessed with YOU than Marigold...
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Hanners: "I bet I could fit my hand all the way down your throat."
Clinton: "Don't do it! That's how I lost mine!"
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Hanners: "215, 216, 217. Did you know that there are 217 individual hairs in your eyebrows. Eew, that means that you are asymmetric!"
Clinton: "C..can't be. I just checked the other day. I demand a recount."
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HANNERS: "Claire! Did you get a HAIRCUT?"
CLINTON: "Oh no, not you, too ... "
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HANNERS: "What do you think of the strip's new backgrounds and title styles?"
CLINTON: "Haven't noticed, really. I just read the strip and, if I have to, the forum."
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Hanners: "215, 216, 217. Did you know that there are 217 individual hairs in your eyebrows. Eew, that means that you are asymmetric!"
Clinton: "C..can't be. I just checked the other day. I demand a recount."
CLINTON (Plucks hair from eyebrow): "There. Fixed."
HANNERS: "Wrong eyebrow."
CLINTON: "DAMMIT."
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H: "You smell like a tapir!"
C: "It's not what you think! She meant nothing to me!"
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HANNERS: "I'm on to you!"
CLINTON: "Oh good. I'm tired of living a lie. Now which lie is it?"
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Hanners: *talking*
Clinton: hominahominahomina......
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Hanners: You said you'd never come near me again. Now I have to kill you.
Clinton: Oh come on! I haven't had an appearance in like 500 strips, can't we just start over??
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Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can
<sorry, I ran out of Funny... anyone want to jump in here?>
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Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can
...complete my research on sibling clones.
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Hanners: "Whats that on your faaaaaaaaace?"
Clinton: "Eyes? Glasses? Nose? Mouth? Jelly? Peanut butter? Coffee? A fly? Paperclip? Stapler? Emailing list? 5th avenue? The Sixtine Chapel? The Voyager? WHAT?!"
Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can
... rearrange the vials in my clone lab accordingly.
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Hanners: "What is that?"
Clinton: "My pet tapir? He's housebroken."
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Hanners: "Did you hear that they finally found the Higgs boson?"
Clinton: "Does that mean that you are looking for your supersymmetric partner?"
/particle_physics_nerd
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Hanners: "I don't think it'll work. They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant! BROS BROS BROS!"
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HANNERS: "Do you believe in Jeph, the Creator?"
CLINTON: "No! We evolved from the Primordial GUI, through single-pixeled life forms, through eight-bit-o-saurs and now into H. Photoshop. Animated GIFs are the next step in our evolution!"
FAYE (offpanel): "Show him the Big Bang Theory, HannerrrrrMMMMPH."
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Hanners: "Tell me honestly, did you engage in an affair with Miss Monica Lewinsky?"
Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
(Well... someone had to lower the tone)
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HANNERS: "Clinton! You're all wet! Did you fall in a LAKE?"
CLINTON: "What? No! I'm not and I didn't!"
HANNERS: "Want to?"
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Hanners: "You're small."
Clinton: "I-I know."
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Hanners: "I bet I could fit my hand all the way down your throat."
Clinton: "Don't do it! That's how I lost mine!"
This one produced an actual LOL or two. FTW
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Hanners: "I don't think it'll work. They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant! BROS BROS BROS!"
Hanners: "I don't think it'll work. They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant! BROS BROS... um, damn, what comes next?"
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HANNELORE: "Do you eat at Chick-fil-A?"
CLINTON: "A number one, no pickle - that's always what I want!"
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HANNELORE : "OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH look out of the window it's so CYOOT!"
CLINTON: "!I'm not falling for that, even if you say it's hot girl on girl action."
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Ok, that was good. ;D
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Indeed it was! NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/acZmk.png) (http://imgur.com/acZmk)
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In an alternate timeline:
Tai: I can't believe Dora rejected me.
Marten: Yeah, I figured she'd be all about hooking up with you.
Emily: I won't reject you as long as you'll call me your "Banana Smoothie."
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Tai: "Marten makes banana smoothies with a jackhammer."
Marten: "You promised not to talk about t."
Emily: "My roommate just moved out! Will you move in and make banana smoothies all day?"
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TAI: "You let WHO into the Victorian Porn Collection?"
MARTEN: "I told you to call me if he ever showed up."
EMILY: "But he said he was Jimbo's ghostwriter! And he's such a CUTE little robot!"
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TAI: "You let WHO into the Victorian Porn Collection?"
MARTEN: "I told you to call me if he ever showed up."
EMILY: "But he said he was Jimbo's ghostwriter! And he's such a CUTE little robot!"
I actually WANT it to be this now.
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kind of along those lines...
Tai: YOU LOOKED IN THE BLACK BIN?
Marten: I warned you not to... now it's too late for you too.
Emily: But he was so nice! We have a date on Friday.
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Tai: Who?
Marten: What?
Emily: Where! Oh, this is fun.......*claps hands*
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Tai: Emily, you screwed up. Offering to buy me a banana smoothie is not going to magically make up for that.
Marten: Yeah, I'm with Tai on this one. Real classy. You might as well have offered her some oral sex?
Emily: Oral sex and then a Banana Smoothie!!
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Tai: Who?
Marten: What?
Emily: Where! Oh, this is fun.......*claps hands*
I like this one.
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Tai: "I can't believe you did that to Hanners!"
Marten: "Neither could I! That little stunt undid years of progress she's made."
Emily: "I couldn't help it! That tapir was so cute!"
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Tai: What do you mean you ate all of my brownies??
Marten: She didn't even leave any for me.
Emily: Heeee! Your heads are switched around and Rainbow Dash is dancing a hornpipe in the corner!