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Title: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Sep 2012, 09:17
Forgive me:

(http://i.imgur.com/k1ETK.png) (http://imgur.com/k1ETK)





 :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: jwhouk on 09 Sep 2012, 10:12
Tai: "A Hello Kitty Belt Buckle? REALLY?"
Marten: "Faye said she didn't want it because it dug into her tummy every time she wore it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Sidhekin on 09 Sep 2012, 10:18
Tai: So, what's the significance of the Regula Benedicti?
Marten: The tattoo?  I like books.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Sep 2012, 10:21
Tai:  "You mind if I leave my pants on?" 

Marten:  "...."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: cesium133 on 09 Sep 2012, 10:30
Tai: "I know a bunch of girls who are pierced down there, but I've never met a guy who would admit being pierced down there."
Marten: "Let me show you something."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 Sep 2012, 11:40
Tai: "Are you absolutely sure that you're ok with this?"

Marten: (unbuckling) "For the umpteenth time... Go get some Crisco. She thinks it's really fun when you do it right. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=168)"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Sep 2012, 12:16
Quote from: Skewbrow on 09 Sep 2012, 11:40
Tai: "Are you absolutely sure that you're ok with this?"

Marten: (unbuckling) "For the umpteenth time... Go get some Crisco. She thinks it's really fun when you do it right. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=168)"

I was expecting the last panel of this one (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1236)...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 09 Sep 2012, 13:06
TAI: "They shouldn't be as saggy in the butt as Faye's were on you. Do you need a belt?"
MARTEN: "Do you have one with a Hello Kitty buckle? I really like Hello Kitty."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: cesariojpn on 09 Sep 2012, 14:58
Tai: Aww come on, please?
Marten: Not only do I not want to go into the family business, (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1305) I doubt you could afford MY rates. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1823)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Sep 2012, 19:23
Tai: "I really can't tell you which pair of pants suits you better. How could you have gotten the idea that I had fashion sense?"
Marten: "I'd always heard that if you wanted advice about clothes you should ask a gay friend."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Vurogj on 09 Sep 2012, 23:46
Tai : And you're sure Dora enjoys this?
Marten : Absolutely. She finds it incredibly earotic, now choose, left, right or wild front.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Soulsynger on 09 Sep 2012, 23:49
Tai: "So between you, me and Dora we'll all have done each other by the end of the week?"
Dora: "Not exactly. Listen..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 10 Sep 2012, 02:06
Quote from: Soulsynger on 09 Sep 2012, 23:49
Dora: "Not exactly. Listen..."

Well done.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 10 Sep 2012, 05:10
Tai:  "That wasn't anything like I thought it would be."

Marten:  "I can say the same thing."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Sep 2012, 06:04
Tai: *deadpan* Wow, that was really...interesting.
Marten: Hey, you weren't so hot yourself. That piercing hurt!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 10 Sep 2012, 18:55
Tai:  "What am I supposed to do again?"

Marten:  "Lie back and think of Dora."

Alt

Tai:  "What do you think they're up to now?"

Marten:  "Probably making innuendos about us that would get them banned if this was any other thread."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: FunkyTuba on 10 Sep 2012, 21:15
Tai: Well, we hired all those female interns on the assumption that you're male. So I'm afraid...
Marten: Yeah, yeah. Gender Verification. Dora made me do it for a while after every time I interacted with Faye. Did you bring your rubber gloves? Or do you need to borrow Dora's?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: idontunderstand on 11 Sep 2012, 01:55
Tai: "Are you putting on pants, or taking them off?"
Marten: "It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: WAYF on 11 Sep 2012, 06:41
Tai: So, do you have any tattoos?

Marten: Just one above the line of my underwear. It says "Warning: Questionable Content".

Tai: ... Why does it say that?

Marten: Here, let me show you.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Sep 2012, 09:27
Tai: "Uh, OK. I admit I'm a little disturbed. I'm fine with guys having piercings there, but what's with the tube and the padlock?"
Marten: "Dora won't give me the key until I apologize for having a porn collection. That's why Padma dumped me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Soulsynger on 12 Sep 2012, 07:25
Tai: "You really wanna try it through the fabric?"
Marten: "I wanna see if one can really burst into flame from friction of furious humping (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=900)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: O8h7w on 12 Sep 2012, 10:32
Ah, I love these threads. So happy to see that they're still alive and kicking. As idontunderstand so neatly put it,

Quote from: idontunderstand on 11 Sep 2012, 01:55
Tai: "Are you putting on pants, or taking them off?"
Marten: "It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Sep 2012, 10:55
I quite enjoyed that quote too. Might just big sig-worthy (if idontunderstand doesn't mind, of course) Anyhoo, NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/prwMC.png) (http://imgur.com/prwMC)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Sep 2012, 11:59
Hanners: “Oh, I hope it works out for them. They're so adorable together.”
Faye: “I still reckon Tai would have looked better in a peach summer dress…”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: cesariojpn on 12 Sep 2012, 12:45
Hanners: What is that man doing Faye?
Faye: I dunno, but someone is gonna get a muffin bombardment in a few minutes if he doesn't stop it. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 Sep 2012, 12:47
Hanners:  "Well that was certainly unexpected."

Faye:  "Yeah, No one expected the Spanish Inquisition."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: idontunderstand on 12 Sep 2012, 15:14
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 12 Sep 2012, 10:55
I quite enjoyed that quote too. Might just big sig-worthy (if idontunderstand doesn't mind, of course) Anyhoo, NEW IMAGE:


Don't ask me stuff like that. I suck at taking compliments. Of course I don't mind.  :oops:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 12 Sep 2012, 19:29
HANNERS: "Who was that masked man?"
FAYE: "We didn't even get a chance to sp -- er, thank him."

EDITED to add raciness.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: FunkyTuba on 12 Sep 2012, 20:27
Hanners: Clinton ... Claire ... wonder if they have any other siblings...
Faye: Clutter? Clunt? Cloopsie? Cloveeter? Cluster?
Pintsize(bound and stuffed into ceiling tiles): Clump.

(come to think of it ... has pintsize ever been in CoD? Any archive experts remember?)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: cesariojpn on 12 Sep 2012, 22:23
Quote from: DSL on 12 Sep 2012, 19:29
HANNERS: "Who was that masked woman?"
FAYE: "Penelope is Pizza Girl. Don't let her say otherwise."

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Sep 2012, 04:04
Hanners:  "You really can't look away from it can you?"

Faye:  "No, but I wish Marigold and her boyfriend would do that somewhere else."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: TinPenguin on 13 Sep 2012, 04:24
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 12 Sep 2012, 20:27
(come to think of it ... has pintsize ever been in CoD? Any archive experts remember?)

Hanners: "Woah, is that Pintsize?"
Faye: "Goddamnit, not again."

KA-THOOOOOM (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2126)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Soulsynger on 13 Sep 2012, 08:11
Hannerole: "My god, it's full of coffee."
Faye: "Yep, that's what an customer suffering from ridicule-overload'splosion looks like."
(From out of panel) Dora (with Professor Farnsworth's voice): "Someone get a mop!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 13 Sep 2012, 08:16
HANNERS: "That one only made it halfway across the street before he hit the ground."
FAYE: "Yeah, my scorn's not recharging as fast as it used to. I still get bonus points for the bus hitting him, though."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Soulsynger on 13 Sep 2012, 08:28
Oh, it's on!

Hanners: "What do you think his last thoughts were?"
Faye: "Before he drowned trying to drink from the hydrant he opened? Probably that the coffee was too hot."

(How many customers can we kill in hilarious ways before next pic? :D)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: FunkyTuba on 13 Sep 2012, 08:39
Hanners: Do you think the street sweeper driver will be mad?
Faye: Naah. I make sure I lean down when I give him his drink. He owes us for having to clean up fourteen dropped coffees and two dropped lattes.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Skewbrow on 13 Sep 2012, 09:26
Hanners: "Muffin to temple.  You should pitch for a major league team."
Faye: "Nah. They outlawed spitballs ages ago."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Sep 2012, 10:16
Hanners:  "I didn't think that was possible."

Faye:  "Neither did I.  But you did kiss the guy.  Never saw that bus coming."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 13 Sep 2012, 10:53
HANNERS: "It's beaauuuuuuuutifullll ... "
FAYE: (face melts)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 13 Sep 2012, 10:59
HANNERS: "You notice the baked goods from The Secret Bakery don't taste the same since that Padma chick left?"
FAYE: "I've also noticed that, since she left, the number of customers coming out is the same as the number going in."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Sep 2012, 11:00
Hanners:  "Should we tell them?"

Faye:  "No, it will be funnier this way."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Sep 2012, 13:02
Hannelore:  "So Faye, what do you make of it?"

Faye:  "I think the readers are having way too much fun with this."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: O8h7w on 13 Sep 2012, 13:51
H: That was weird.

F: Yeah, I have made a dinosaur poop coffee, but seeing one drinking it trumps that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 13 Sep 2012, 15:01
HANNERS: "That looks ... painful."
FAYE: "Yeah, Marty shouldn't be able to bend his arm like that."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: tempest3k on 14 Sep 2012, 05:06
Hanners: Is that Raven's car that just appeared out of nowhere?
Faye: Yep, I wondered what she did with those parts out of my dino expresso machine!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Carl-E on 14 Sep 2012, 05:18
Oh, now that's a win! 

And a new person, too!  Welcome to the insanity!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Sep 2012, 08:51
Hanners:  "So, that was Sarah?"

Faye:  "Wouldn't have recognized her without the allosaurus.  Did I ever tell you about the time she was hitting on Marty?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: FunkyTuba on 14 Sep 2012, 11:25
Quote from: DSL on 13 Sep 2012, 15:01
HANNERS: "That looks ... painful."
FAYE: "Yeah, Marty shouldn't be able to bend his arm like that... I've tried"

fyp
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 14 Sep 2012, 12:42
HANNERS: "So that multidimensional brontosaurus that almost took my head off was your second piece in the Functional Prehistoric Caffiene Series?"
FAYE: "Third, actually. There was an allosaurus that ... I don't like to talk about."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Sep 2012, 15:25
Not because it ate Sarah; Faye doesn't like to talk about it because the espresso was just terrible.  :-(
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: Carl-E on 14 Sep 2012, 15:43
That was probably Sarah's fault. 


She wasn't roasted well enough. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 14 Sep 2012, 17:00
... and that's why Dora got rid of the green aprons.

They left a bitter aftertaste in the coffee.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Sep 2012, 06:03
HANNERS:   Why did they jump pack to the previous caption contest? 

FAYE:  No idea!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: DSL on 16 Sep 2012, 08:30
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Sep 2012, 06:03
HANNERS:   Why did they jump pack to the previous caption contest? 

FAYE:  No idea!

... and here's the winner. Where ya been, MDBS? Glad to see you back.
And does this entry mean a machinist can be a meta worker?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Sep 2012, 11:19
Won't be back for very long,  got some medical issues that need to be delt with.   Internet is a luxury right now.   

Meta Metal Manufacturing Man....   Hm  may have to update my sig.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 79
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2012, 11:21
I'm sorry to hear that, MDBS.  :-( Whatever's happening I hope you get through it with as little pain and trouble as possible.