THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2012, 11:28
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Welcome to a new week! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/rpaK8.png) (http://imgur.com/rpaK8)
Enjoy!
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Angus: "What the hell have you been eating? It smells like …"
Marigold: "Shut up! I know what it smells like, OK? Now go do us both a favour and get a gas mask or two from Hanners."
Momo: "What about me? My olfactory sensors are shorting!"
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ANGUS: They should have picked the ass-slapping dance-panel.
MARIGOLD: NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
MOMO: I still can't believe you do that with me in the room.
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Angus: I didn't know it was your special cucumber. Sorry about using it in the salad.
Marigold: I hate you.
Momo: I'm so proud of you, Marigold! You are trying to have a healthier diet! I'm sure Angus will share that salad with you and buy you a new cucumber.
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I'm torn between two meanings for the word special, particularly bearing in mind Friday's comic and a thoroughly innuendo-laden Spanish lesson I once sat in.
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ANGUS: They should have picked the ass-slapping dance-panel.
MARIGOLD: NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
MOMO: I still can't believe you do that with me in the room.
Yeah I thought about that panel, but this weeks second image is also racy and I think its best to keep it at least at one sexy panel per week. Besides, more characters = more dialogue possibilities.
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ANGUS: They should have picked the ass-slapping dance-panel.
MARIGOLD: NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
MOMO: I still can't believe you do that with me in the room.
Besides, more characters = more dialogue possibilities.
Which is why I wouldn't have picked it. It's hard to do a one-person joke, caption contests go much better when you have two or more characters to dialog.
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Marigold: DON'T MAKE ME SEPARATE YOU TWO.
Angus: S-separate us? But we're the forum's new OTP!
Momo: Fan theory dictates that I explode if I'm separated from Angus for more than two hours at a time!
They'll ship anyone these days... :psyduck:
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Angus: wait. Do you have a rabbit? Because Faye says...
Marigold: NO!! I don't want to hear anything more about you and Faye. Besides with all the phthalates out there, I only trust silicone or stainless steel.
Momo: My new chassis contains considerable amounts of both!
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Angus : Marigold? Are you ok? You've had your eyes shut for three days now.
Marigold : I caught holoponies from Momo, don't ask me how, and now I can't make it stop.
Momo : Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
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...regularly. And it doesn't help!
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Angus : Marigold? Are you ok? You've had your eyes shut for three days now.
Marigold : I caught holoponies from Momo, don't ask me how, and now I can't make it stop.
Momo : Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
I am impressed.
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Angus: "Wow, Marigold. Just... wow!"
Marigold: "I still can't believe you posted that on the Internet, Momo!"
Momo: "I am sorry, Marigold! Pintsize must have installed something in my software while I was distracted by that holopony."
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Angus: "Marigold, if you tell me what happened I can help you figure out what you can do about it.."
Marigold: "Look, I said I don't want to talk about it."
Momo: "Can you at least tell us where to start looking? Those pants aren't going to come home on their own."
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Angus : Marigold? Are you ok? You've had your eyes shut for three days now.
Marigold : I caught holoponies from Momo, don't ask me how, and now I can't make it stop.
Momo : Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
This has my vote for da winnah.
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ANGUS: What the heck happened in the kitchen?
MARIGOLD: I said I am sorry and to NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!
MOMO: I still can't believe you did that in the kitchen.
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Angus: "Look, just let us know next time."
Marigold: "Look, I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!"
Momo: "Could you wait til I was powered down befor you start though?"
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Angus: "Where are my contacts?"
Marigold: "Get them out! Get them out! They're burning!"
Momo: "I never have that problem."
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ANGUS: "Butts?"
MARIGOLD: "For you, all I'm getting is butts."
MOMO: "It bothers me that it is plural."
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ANGUS: "Are you sure you can do that with your arm? Because Faye and I tried it and it was really uncomfortable."
MARIGOLD: "For the last time, YOU CAN MOMENTARILY BEND YOUR ARM LIKE THAT BUT YOU CAN'T HOLD THE POSITION WITHOUT DOING DAMAGE."
MOMO: "You should get universal chrome-molybdenum joints with servo-actuators. I can hold any position I wan -- Angus, why are you laughing?"
OR
ANGUS: "... and then I tried that arm thing but it was really uncomfortable and then Faye wanted me to do the Morse Code thing and I did and then we talked about Toto songs for a while and ..."
MARIGOLD: "zzz"
MOMO: "Oh good. Help me get her into bed and get her shoes off and then you can go, Angus."
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Angus : Hey Marigold, have you seen my... what, what are you saying?
Marigold : Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...
Momo : I am sorry Angus, I was trying to recharge my old chassis with my defence system and one of the eels inside it got scared and bit her.
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Angus: Um, Marigold, what are you....
Marigold: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Momo: Forgive Marigold Angus, Pintsize found her "sexy pics" and posted them on the net.
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Angus: "Uh... what's that gliding down on the wall?"
Marigold: "It's not a buttplug! IT'S NOT A BUTTPLUG!"
Momo: "I'm sorry Marigold! I shouldn't have hugged you during your yoga exercises!"
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Oh, so THAT what kids are calling it these days...
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:psyduck:
:psyduck:
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Oh, man, this thread...
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Angus: "Are you sure you want them to use that panel for the next caption thread?"
Marigold: "For the last time, yes!"
Momo: "The last panel of 2777 offers nearly as many possiblities though."
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ANGUS: Ok my turn. Pink Floyd. The Wall.
MARIGOLD: HEY! TEACHERS! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!
MOMO: Dial it back a bit, you're scaring me.
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Angus: "Uh... what's that gliding down on the wall?"
Marigold: "It's not a buttplug! IT'S NOT A BUTTPLUG!"
Momo: "I'm sorry Marigold! I shouldn't have hugged you during your yoga exercises!"
I don't recall Kegel exercises involving the butt....
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She did say it wasn't a buttplug...
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Angus: "Are you sure you want them to use that panel for the next caption thread?"
Marigold: "For the last time, yes!"
Momo: "The last panel of 2777 offers nearly as many possiblities though."
Marigold: For the last time, AnthroPCs can't see the future! Stop pretending that you can!
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I don't recall Kegel exercises involving the butt....
Who knows what exactly WAS in that victorian era porn?
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A: "Asdf!"
MF: "Dammit, not two robots in one apartment!"
M: "Such language in front of a lady!"
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Angus: "Uh... what's that gliding down on the wall?"
When I read that I imagine it moving like one of those wacky wall walkers.
On that note, NEW PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/MSM4q.png) (http://imgur.com/MSM4q)
muahaha
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Angus: "Yes, I got the time off for Fiona's concert Friday. It's not everyday your daughter gets a solo in the school play."
Faye: "Hanners' son will be singing opposite her and they are so cute when they sing. I better make sure the camera's all charged up and the card is cleared."
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Angus: "Boy am I glad I never watched those movies you keep shouting the titles of during."
Faye: "Yeah, there's some really weird stuff (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1714) in there that'd probably creep you out..."
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Angus: That tattoo on your back? It spirals! I swear it's moving. It gives me vertigo.
Faye: So you are focused on my figure. This is probably a good time to ask you something I've been meaning to. Does the bearmonster hoodie make my ass look fat?
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I don't recall Kegel exercises involving the butt....
Who knows what exactly WAS in that victorian era porn?
Steam powered vibrators (NSFW). (http://gizmodo.com/5466997/the-steam+powered-vibrator-and-other-terrifying-early-sex-machines)
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ANGUS: "Where am I?"
FAYE: "It's OK. You'll be OK. I'm your Number One fan."
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ANGUS: I hope we didn't disturb Marigold.
FAYE: Judging by the sounds coming from her room I don't think she was paying attention.
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Angus: You're going to do what?
Faye: Just shut up and close your eyes.
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ANGUS: "Where am I?"
FAYE: "It's OK. You'll be OK. I'm your Number One fan."
Once again, ladies and gentlemen, the amazing DSL!
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Pintsize : Urgh, I will never understand how those fleshbags manage with these optical devices, no autofocus, no zoom, no picture in picture. It's horrible.
Momo : Shut up and help me on with my disguise, Marigold will get suspicious if she doesn't hear the usual noises.
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Angus: Buh
Faye: Yes! Dora isn't the only one who can render a man speechless!
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ANGUS: Oh god the pain...
FAYE: Don't blame me, blame the park service. They won't let me punch trees anymore.
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Pintsize : Urgh, I will never understand how those fleshbags manage with these optical devices, no autofocus, no zoom, no picture in picture. It's horrible.
Momo : Shut up and help me on with my disguise, Marigold will get suspicious if she doesn't hear the usual noises.
Nice!
Angus: Urgh. I think my neck will need some adjustment.
Faye: That's what you get when the only letter (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=35) in your alphabet (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1733) is ※
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Angus: That was the first time anyone's ever used a strap-on on me...
Faye: Yeah...I did an archive binge of Scandinavia and the World a couple days ago.
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(con't from above)
ANGUS: I feel so... violated.
FAYE: Eh you'll get used to it, no different than going to work every day.
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(con't from above)
ANGUS: I feel so... violated.
FAYE: Eh you'll get used to it, no different than going to work every day.
Angus: "But I work from home!"
Faye: "Why is the video conferencing light on?"
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(con't from above...)
ANGUS: OH NO I CAN EXP--
FAYE: Interesting we already beat Gangnam Style by 36 million viewers....
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(continued from above)
Angus: "What, really? Who'd have thought us boning would be so popular?"
Faye: "So... WHY aren't we charging for this? This is OUR infinite money cheat code you're giving away!"