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Title: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2012, 11:28
Welcome to a new week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/rpaK8.png) (http://imgur.com/rpaK8)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Mr_Rose on 16 Sep 2012, 11:38
Angus: "What the hell have you been eating? It smells like …"
Marigold: "Shut up! I know what it smells like, OK? Now go do us both a favour and get a gas mask or two from Hanners."
Momo: "What about me? My olfactory sensors are shorting!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Sep 2012, 12:59
ANGUS:   They should have picked the ass-slapping dance-panel.
MARIGOLD:  NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
MOMO:  I still can't believe you do that with me in the room.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Sep 2012, 13:35
Angus: I didn't know it was your special cucumber. Sorry about using it in the salad.
Marigold: I hate you.
Momo:  I'm so proud of you, Marigold! You are trying to have a healthier diet! I'm sure Angus will share that salad with you and buy you a new cucumber.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Pilchard123 on 16 Sep 2012, 13:54
I'm torn between two meanings for the word special, particularly bearing in mind Friday's comic and a thoroughly innuendo-laden Spanish lesson I once sat in.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2012, 14:07
ANGUS:   They should have picked the ass-slapping dance-panel.
MARIGOLD:  NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
MOMO:  I still can't believe you do that with me in the room.


Yeah I thought about that panel, but this weeks second image is also racy and I think its best to keep it at least at one sexy panel per week. Besides, more characters = more dialogue possibilities.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Sep 2012, 14:33
ANGUS:   They should have picked the ass-slapping dance-panel.
MARIGOLD:  NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
MOMO:  I still can't believe you do that with me in the room.


Besides, more characters = more dialogue possibilities.


Which is why I wouldn't have picked it.   It's hard to do a one-person joke,  caption contests go much better when you have two or more characters to dialog.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: WAYF on 16 Sep 2012, 15:07
Marigold: DON'T MAKE ME SEPARATE YOU TWO.

Angus: S-separate us? But we're the forum's new OTP!

Momo: Fan theory dictates that I explode if I'm separated from Angus for more than two hours at a time!



They'll ship anyone these days... :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: FunkyTuba on 16 Sep 2012, 20:28
Angus: wait. Do you have a rabbit? Because Faye says...
Marigold: NO!! I don't want to hear anything more about you and Faye. Besides with all the phthalates out there, I only trust silicone or stainless steel.
Momo: My new chassis contains considerable amounts of both!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Vurogj on 16 Sep 2012, 22:00
Angus : Marigold? Are you ok? You've had your eyes shut for three days now.
Marigold : I caught holoponies from Momo, don't ask me how, and now I can't make it stop.
Momo : Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Carl-E on 16 Sep 2012, 22:02
...regularly.  And it doesn't help! 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Sep 2012, 00:46
Angus : Marigold? Are you ok? You've had your eyes shut for three days now.
Marigold : I caught holoponies from Momo, don't ask me how, and now I can't make it stop.
Momo : Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
I am impressed.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: techkid on 17 Sep 2012, 04:55
Angus: "Wow, Marigold. Just... wow!"
Marigold: "I still can't believe you posted that on the Internet, Momo!"
Momo: "I am sorry, Marigold! Pintsize must have installed something in my software while I was distracted by that holopony."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 Sep 2012, 07:05
Angus:  "Marigold, if you tell me what happened I can help you figure out what you can do about it.."

Marigold:  "Look, I said I don't want to talk about it."

Momo:  "Can you at least tell us where to start looking?  Those pants aren't going to come home on their own."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: DSL on 17 Sep 2012, 07:23
Angus : Marigold? Are you ok? You've had your eyes shut for three days now.
Marigold : I caught holoponies from Momo, don't ask me how, and now I can't make it stop.
Momo : Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

This has my vote for da winnah.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Sep 2012, 09:38
ANGUS:   What the heck happened in the kitchen?
MARIGOLD:  I said I am sorry and to NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!
MOMO:  I still can't believe you did that in the kitchen.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 Sep 2012, 12:51
Angus:  "Look, just let us know next time."

Marigold:  "Look, I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!"

Momo:  "Could you wait til I was powered down befor you start though?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Sep 2012, 18:07
Angus: "Where are my contacts?"
Marigold: "Get them out! Get them out! They're burning!"
Momo: "I never have that problem."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: DSL on 17 Sep 2012, 18:55
ANGUS: "Butts?"
MARIGOLD: "For you, all I'm getting is butts."
MOMO: "It bothers me that it is plural."

OR

ANGUS: "Are you sure you can do that with your arm? Because Faye and I tried it and it was really uncomfortable."
MARIGOLD: "For the last time, YOU CAN MOMENTARILY BEND YOUR ARM LIKE THAT BUT YOU CAN'T HOLD THE POSITION WITHOUT DOING DAMAGE."
MOMO: "You should get universal chrome-molybdenum joints with servo-actuators. I can hold any position I wan -- Angus, why are you laughing?"

OR

ANGUS: "... and then I tried that arm thing but it was really uncomfortable and then Faye wanted me to do the Morse Code thing and I did and then we talked about Toto songs for a while and ..."
MARIGOLD: "zzz"
MOMO: "Oh good. Help me get her into bed and get her shoes off and then you can go, Angus."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Vurogj on 17 Sep 2012, 23:25
Angus : Hey Marigold, have you seen my... what, what are you saying?
Marigold : Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...
Momo : I am sorry Angus, I was trying to recharge my old chassis with my defence system and one of the eels inside it got scared and bit her.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: cesariojpn on 18 Sep 2012, 03:48
Angus: Um, Marigold, what are you....
Marigold: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Momo: Forgive Marigold Angus, Pintsize found her "sexy pics" and posted them on the net.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Soulsynger on 18 Sep 2012, 04:12
Angus: "Uh... what's that gliding down on the wall?"
Marigold: "It's not a buttplug! IT'S NOT A BUTTPLUG!"
Momo: "I'm sorry Marigold! I shouldn't have hugged you during your yoga exercises!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Sep 2012, 06:08
Oh, so THAT what kids are calling it these days...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: iduguphergrave on 18 Sep 2012, 06:09
 :psyduck:



 :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Carl-E on 18 Sep 2012, 06:58
Oh, man, this thread...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 Sep 2012, 07:52
Angus:  "Are you sure you want them to use that panel for the next caption thread?"

Marigold:  "For the last time, yes!"

Momo:  "The last panel of 2777 offers nearly as many possiblities though."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Sep 2012, 08:22
ANGUS:  Ok my turn.   Pink Floyd.   The Wall.

MARIGOLD:   HEY!  TEACHERS!  LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!

MOMO:  Dial it back a bit, you're scaring me.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: cesariojpn on 18 Sep 2012, 17:52
Angus: "Uh... what's that gliding down on the wall?"
Marigold: "It's not a buttplug! IT'S NOT A BUTTPLUG!"
Momo: "I'm sorry Marigold! I shouldn't have hugged you during your yoga exercises!"

I don't recall Kegel exercises involving the butt....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Sep 2012, 02:28
She did say it wasn't a buttplug...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Sep 2012, 05:45
Angus:  "Are you sure you want them to use that panel for the next caption thread?"

Marigold:  "For the last time, yes!"

Momo:  "The last panel of 2777 offers nearly as many possiblities though."
Marigold: For the last time, AnthroPCs can't see the future! Stop pretending that you can!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Soulsynger on 19 Sep 2012, 07:13
I don't recall Kegel exercises involving the butt....
Who knows what exactly WAS in that victorian era porn?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 19 Sep 2012, 08:46
A: "Asdf!"
MF: "Dammit, not two robots in one apartment!"
M: "Such language in front of a lady!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: iduguphergrave on 19 Sep 2012, 09:22
Angus: "Uh... what's that gliding down on the wall?"

When I read that I imagine it moving like one of those wacky wall walkers.

On that note, NEW PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/MSM4q.png) (http://imgur.com/MSM4q)

muahaha
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Border Reiver on 19 Sep 2012, 10:32
Angus:  "Yes, I got the time off for Fiona's concert Friday.  It's not everyday your daughter gets a solo in the school play."

Faye:  "Hanners' son will be singing opposite her and they are so cute when they  sing.  I better make sure the camera's all charged up and the card is cleared."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Soulsynger on 19 Sep 2012, 10:37
Angus: "Boy am I glad I never watched those movies you keep shouting the titles of during."
Faye: "Yeah, there's some really weird stuff (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1714) in there that'd probably creep you out..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Skewbrow on 19 Sep 2012, 11:06
Angus: That tattoo on your back? It spirals! I swear it's moving. It gives me vertigo.
Faye: So you are focused on my figure. This is probably a good time to ask you something I've been meaning to. Does the bearmonster hoodie make my ass look fat?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: cesariojpn on 19 Sep 2012, 11:35
I don't recall Kegel exercises involving the butt....
Who knows what exactly WAS in that victorian era porn?

Steam powered vibrators (NSFW). (http://gizmodo.com/5466997/the-steam+powered-vibrator-and-other-terrifying-early-sex-machines)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: DSL on 19 Sep 2012, 11:46
ANGUS: "Where am I?"
FAYE: "It's OK. You'll be OK. I'm your Number One fan."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 19 Sep 2012, 14:25
ANGUS:   I hope we didn't disturb Marigold.
FAYE:  Judging by the sounds coming from her room I don't think she was paying attention.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Ph2 on 19 Sep 2012, 18:51
Angus: You're going to do what?

Faye: Just shut up and close your eyes.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: WAYF on 19 Sep 2012, 20:00
ANGUS: "Where am I?"
FAYE: "It's OK. You'll be OK. I'm your Number One fan."

Once again, ladies and gentlemen, the amazing DSL!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Vurogj on 19 Sep 2012, 22:27
Pintsize : Urgh, I will never understand how those fleshbags manage with these optical devices, no autofocus, no zoom, no picture in picture. It's horrible.
Momo : Shut up and help me on with my disguise, Marigold will get suspicious if she doesn't hear the usual noises.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: tempest3k on 20 Sep 2012, 00:08
Angus: Buh
Faye: Yes! Dora isn't the only one who can render a man speechless!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 Sep 2012, 05:32
ANGUS:  Oh god the pain...
FAYE:  Don't blame me, blame the park service.  They won't let me punch trees anymore. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: FunkyTuba on 20 Sep 2012, 09:13
Pintsize : Urgh, I will never understand how those fleshbags manage with these optical devices, no autofocus, no zoom, no picture in picture. It's horrible.
Momo : Shut up and help me on with my disguise, Marigold will get suspicious if she doesn't hear the usual noises.
Nice!

Angus: Urgh. I think my neck will need some adjustment.
Faye: That's what you get when the only letter (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=35) in your alphabet (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1733) is
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Sorflakne on 20 Sep 2012, 16:39
Angus: That was the first time anyone's ever used a strap-on on me...

Faye: Yeah...I did an archive binge of Scandinavia and the World a couple days ago.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Sep 2012, 07:58
(con't from above)

ANGUS:  I feel so... violated. 

FAYE:  Eh you'll get used to it, no different than going to work every day.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: Border Reiver on 21 Sep 2012, 08:56
(con't from above)

ANGUS:  I feel so... violated. 

FAYE:  Eh you'll get used to it, no different than going to work every day.

Angus:  "But I work from home!"

Faye:  "Why is the video conferencing light on?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Sep 2012, 09:02
(con't from above...)

ANGUS:  OH NO I CAN EXP--

FAYE:  Interesting we already beat Gangnam Style by 36 million viewers....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 80
Post by: techkid on 22 Sep 2012, 00:02
(continued from above)

Angus: "What, really? Who'd have thought us boning would be so popular?"
Faye: "So... WHY aren't we charging for this? This is OUR infinite money cheat code you're giving away!"