THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 30 Sep 2012, 11:38
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Happy October (almost)! First image:
(http://i.imgur.com/uyqV4.png) (http://imgur.com/uyqV4)
Enjoy!
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Momo: I'm updating my files of Victorian Porn.
Emily: Can I get a printout?
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Momo: “Wait, did the Nano just get bigger or am I just that small?”
Emily: “Why do you even need an iPod?”
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Emily: "You know, you zapped me pretty hard the other day."
Momo: "You pressed my buttons."
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^^^
WIN!
Well, that was quick. What game should we play now?
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MOMO: I appear to have won the entire internet.
EMILY: So what should we play now?
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Momo: So, I'm Jeph's favorite to draw, and you're Jeph's favorite to write...
Emily: Wonder-complementary-twins power Activate! Form of: Almost-Not-Quite-Non-Sequitur!
Momo: Shape of: Daioh Homage!
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Momo: "Urgh! Someone uploaded The Chipmunks version of Gangam Style onto my iPod."
Emily: "It could be worse, it could have been Rolf Harris."
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Momo: "Why are you working here? Why aren't you a toaster?"
Emily: "-Sniff- I couldn't pass the qualifying exam."
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Momo: "Why are you working here? Why aren't you a toaster?"
Emily: "-Sniff- I couldn't pass the qualifying exam."
ALT ENDING
Emily: "I was for a time, but I was bought by someone named Faye... something. Never again."
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Momo: "This album is badly tagged. Someone should feel bad."
Emily: "I wish I could speak in rectangles."
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Momo: "Why are you working here? Why aren't you a toaster?"
Emily: "-Sniff- I couldn't pass the qualifying exam."
ALT ENDING
Emily: "I was for a time, but I was bought by someone named Faye... something. Never again."
That's way better than mine.
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Momo : These are incredible, has Marigold seen them? When did you even make them?
Emily : AI 102 of course, I got bored of just looking.
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Emily: "Cat gifs?"
Momo: "Cat gifs."
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EMILY: "So I figure, I'd seen all the cat GIFs there were by the time I was done with AI101."
MOMO: "Nope. There're are ton more coming in. ... I think I recognize this IP. Also, you need to talk more to Hannelore at the coffee shop."
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Momo: Is my iPod broken?
Emily: Listening to Pink Floyd again?
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Momo: "Marigod touched a wiener"
Emily: "I never would have thought she'd have it in her"
(M: "Wait, how do you know my companion?" E: "Your what? I thought we were playing the band name game…" )
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Well, this thread is amazing.
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Momo: "And they have this weekly contest where they attempt to come up with alternate captions for a single panel from a webcomic."
Ellen: "That's too weird, even for me. "
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Momo: "And they have this weekly contest where they attempt to come up with alternate captions for a single panel from a webcomic."
Ellen: "That's too weird, even for me. "
Wait... what's Ellen (http://questionablecontent.wikia.com/wiki/Ellen) doing there? I thought she was written out of QC. °O
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Momo: "Yes, Marten does have a nice tush. but I am more partial to Sven's (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658)."
Emily: "Aren't you going to need to upgrade your chassis again to make that fantasy come true? You can borrow mine."
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Momo: "And they have this weekly contest where they attempt to come up with alternate captions for a single panel from a webcomic."
Ellen: "That's too weird, even for me. "
Momo: "You know Steve's going to snap if you switch back to your old chassis."
Emily/Ellen: "I kind of like being taller now anyway..."
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I think you might've accidentally posted in the wrong thread, bro; that sounded like it was meant for the WCDT.
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It was, thanks. I was wondering where that post had gone.
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Momo:"I never thought someone could make a porn based on Oliver Twist."
Emily:"I was already wondering why you'd need earphones to watch cat gifs."
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NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/4IE9x.png) (http://imgur.com/4IE9x)
ENJOY
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Claire: "All I'm saying is Coffee of Doom could totally take the Secret Bakery in a fight!"
Gabby: "For the last time I'm not joining your fantasy barista league..."
Marten: "Plus you're forgetting Elliot. Elliot's pretty scary in berserker mode."
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"And Clinton is this big."
"Too much information!"
"Hmm, I wonder if he's doing anything that would work for me."
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"And Clinton is this big."
Aren't they siblings? ... :o
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"And Clinton is this big."
Aren't they siblings? ... :o
Now you know why they look so much alike. :angel:
"...but all I wanted was a large and she hosed me down with coffee!"
"I don't know why we keep going there."
"Be glad you didn't ask for iced-coffee that's the worst."
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Claire: "...and when I opened it up, it was nothing but cat gifs!"
Gabby: "I don't believe it. Who would deface victorian porn like that?"
Marten: "Maybe it's the book Pintsize checked out - he must be slipping..."
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Momo: "This album is badly tagged. Someone should feel bad."
Emily: "I wish I could speak in rectangles."
so she can see the speech bubbles we got another deadpool in the making
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Claire: I'd kill to have breasts like this
Gabby: You're so skinny, you'd fall over.
Marten: But on the bright side breasts that size would prevent you from breaking your nose.
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Claire: "So we have all been invited to Emily's party. We can't just show up empty-handed. We must bring a gift. Any ideas?"
Gabby: "IDK. Sounds like Emily's folks are loaded. I doubt we can afford anything they would appreciate."
Marten: "Hmm. Emily's been dropping hints that a toaster might be welcome."
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C: "Just look at me! Just seconds outside and I'm sunburned!"
G: "Not a problem for me."
M: "Maybe Hannelore can get her dad to adjust the weather dome to block UV."
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C : Urgh, I do NOT want to go to a party hosted by Emily, she's weird, and I don't trust what her idea of fun might be.
G : Lake house? As in, a house by a lake? My hair is twitching already, I'm out.
M : So none of us want to go, but we don't want to upset Emily... How big a banana smoothie will we have to make?
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NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/4IE9x.png) (http://imgur.com/4IE9x)
ENJOY
Claire: "Look, its the only idea that makes sense.."
Gabby: "Stop it, I don't want to hear any more about your "theory" that we're all just drawings on this Jeph guy's tablet.."
Marten: "It does explain why certain things keep happening when they'd be the most dramatic or funny though..."
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Well hello there, fourth wall. You don't mind if I lean on you do you?
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Lean on me,
When you're not strong
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CLAIRE: "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?"
GABBY: "He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat."
MARTEN: "Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training."
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C: So Emily said the banana needs to be this big for a decent smoothie
G: Did she mention anything about how curved it needs to be?
M: Does it matter as long as the CoD hammer works on it?
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Claire: "I don't know, what do you guys think we should get him?"
Gabrielle: "Ugh, he's always posting those lame polls. Why should we get him anything?"
Marten: "Well, he's already got one of my t-shirts, so that's out. Maybe a gift certificate for CoD?"
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CLAIRE: "C'mon, you guys. I'm the opposite of Clinton in every way!"
GABBY: "Y'mean, you have a biological right hand and the rest of you is mechanical? Right."
MARTEN: "I wonder if a hand could contain a brain big enough to run a mechanical body? Or would it just be an AI living in a mechanical body with a meat hand? And how would it get a meat hand? I should ask ... no, I definitely shouldn't ask Pintsize."
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Ooh!
So, Claire is Clinton's "other half"?
Or his right hand... person?
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There is/was/will be an accident involving a copy machine, a space-time vortex and a random coffee-making mechanical dinosaur.
Claire simply picked/will pick the wrong time to try to photocopy her butt, is all.