THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 07 Oct 2012, 09:09
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New week! Time for a lake house PAR-TAY (maybe)! First image!:
(http://i.imgur.com/RWGgP.png) (http://imgur.com/RWGgP)
Enjoy!
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"Dear Marten,
Is it really the size of your forearm and fist?
And as dextrous? (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=764)
Curious,
Emily Azume ;)
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"Here's my latest xkcd fan fiction. Please give me your honest opinion."
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Emily Azume (Plaintiff)
And
Marten Tiberius Reed (Defendant)
1. Emily Azume (hereafter the Plaintiff) is a graduate student at SMiF and as part of her course of studies is an intern at the library.
2. Marten Tiberius Reed (hereafter the Defendant) is the Plaintiff's supervisor at the library.
3. On a date to be determined at trial, the Defendant did show obscene material to the Plaintiff while making suggestive motions. This made the Plaintff extremely uncomfortable. In addition he forced the Plaintff and others to accompany him away from the worksite to a local business.
4. The Defendant continued this behaviour, thereby abusing his authority, harassing the Plaintiff.
5. The Defendant wishes this matter tried in the court of public opinion and for damages to be assessed accordingly.
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4. The Defendant continued this behaviour, thereby abusing his authority, harassing the Defendant.
Emily is weird, but I don't think she'd go as far as harassing herself.
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You're right.
Fixed that
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Dear Marten,
I've decided I want to learn more about anime. Do you watch it? If not, do you have any friends that do?
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Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I'm Not Good At Rhyming
Lets Get Together And Fuck
--Emily Azume :-)
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What do you know about Pokemon?
Emily Azume :)
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Dear Marten,
I'm having a pool party this weekend, and you're invited! Can you make it? If so, bring your friends!
Oh, and could you please pretend that this is a love letter? If Tai thinks I'm crushing on you, she might stop hitting on me.
Just blushing and stammering a bit would probably be fine.
Thanks!
Emily Azuma :)
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"Dear Marten
I always wanted to write someone a self-destructing letter.
Unfortunately I don't have any access to explosive material - yet.
So if you could do me a favor and act like this letter will self-destruct in
5 seconds I'd be a very very very happy Emily.
Emily Azume :) "
(Hey, I even got the color right!)
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Agent Reed,
SPECTRE and KGB-X are both sending teams to retrieve the package at the lakehouse. You will be assigned to the SPECTRE team. Retrieve the fake package from the dead drop at the LAN Park and make sure it ends up in KGB-X's hands. If we can position your employer at SPECTRE and KGB-X against each other they should be distracted long enough for R&D to analyze and disable the device. Steve may be called on for a diversion but remember that he is now freelance and under no circumstances should learn the contents of the package.
God help you if this goes bad like the Station op.
Emily Azume :-)
All of this in pretty pink cursive, smiley face included.
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Mr. Reed,
This is to inform you I am leaving the Smif library in two weeks' time.
I have just signed a deal to become a major rock and roll star. Do you know any guitar and drum players?
Love,
Emily Azuma :)
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Mr. Reed,
Does this smell like chloroform?
Emily Azuma :)
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"Dear Marten,
STEAMPUNK. EXPLAIN STEAMPUNK.
Emily Azume :) "
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Dear Marten (if I may),
You seem to be an open-minded nice person. My wife, our boyfriend and I would like to get to know you better, so on behalf of us three I would like to invite you to our place, 6969 Willow Rd, next Friday at 7 p.m.
Love,
Emily Azuma :-)
PS. The little birds have told me that you are particularly skilled in the art of Japanese rope binding. So if it is not asking too much, we hope that you would not mind giving us a few lessons.
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UP
/s/Emily Azuma :)
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Dark Knight reference? (just making sure)
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Maybe.
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Marten,
Do you own a rat?
Rats are cool.
Emily Azuma : )
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Marten,
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I need to know why does a school library need a pornography section?
And why is this one so large?
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Marten,
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I need to know why does a school library need a pornography section?
And why is this one so large?
Marten's reply:
Dear Emily,
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have since discovered that my Anthro-PC, Pintsize, has a history of making "charitable donations" towards this particular library.
If you need any help cleansing the pornography section of its overabundance of pregnant horse porn, just let me know.
Best of luck,
Marten.
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I just hit your car with mine in the parking lot. The people watching me think I am leaving my name and phone number. They are wrong. I am signing this with the name of someone I found in the campus phone book.
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Dear Marten:
What's in the black bin? (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2212)
Love:
Emily Azume
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"Get your ass to Mars."
"The codec frequency is on the back of the CD case."
"The person whose name is written in this note shall die. Love, Emily Azuma ...ah, crap."
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"Dear Marten,
Don't tell the others, but I'm going to re-enact all of the Halloween movies at the party! Don't worry, I'll let you play the Jamie Lee Curtis role.
Love, Emily Azuma <3"
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Dear Marten,
I wrote this in invisible ink.
Please read and follow these instructions carefully to make this note visible.
<3<3<3 Emily Azuma :)
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Dear Marten,
I wrote this in invisible ink.
Please read and follow these instructions carefully to make this note visible.
<3<3<3 Emily Azuma :)
Well played.
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"The person whose name is written in this note shall die. Love, Emily Azuma ...ah, crap."
I lol'd. NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/4mfbx.png) (http://imgur.com/4mfbx)
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Angus: Victorian Porn?
Marigold: Victorian Porn.
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ANGUS: "Ooooh, vacation pictures! ... Uh, is that ...?"
MARIGOLD: " ... the wiener? Yeah."
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ANGUS: ...Pandas? REALLY?
MARIGOLD: Pandas. Really.
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Angus: Harry and Filius Flitwick fanfic?
Marigold: And Snape.
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Angus: "You're sure?"
Marigold: "Azuma is the same Japanese surname as Voorhees. Says right here."
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Angus: Whoa, I had no idea your dad was into...
Marigold: STEAMPUNK!
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Angus: "And now she's bent over and... wait, are those..."
Marigold: "I thought Momo said the eel subroutine wasn't part of her new chassis..."
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ANGUS: Holy--- 1.6 billion dollars on a Kickstarter... What's the project?
MARIGOLD: It says Butts. Just... Butts.
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Winner! ^
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Angus: Is that Coffee of Doom?
Marigold: Yep, there's currently a bidding war for the stream rights with a number of reality TV companies...
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Angus: "You really should fix that hole down there ... the one in the chair."
Marigold: "I keep not getting around to it. ... and stop poking me!"
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Angus: "How did you get stuck like that anyway?"
Marigold: "Slashdot are calling it 'Warcraft Neck'"
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Angus: "It's happening, it's actually happening..."
Marigold: "The Noodle Incident..."
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ANGUS: Again? :-o
MARIGOLD: Still. :roll:
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ANGUS: Again? :-o
MARIGOLD: Still. :roll:
COmputer: LEEEEEROYYYY JENKINNNNNNNS!!
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ANGUS: "Eww. That's how you make Midnight Hobo?"
MARIGOLD: "Yep. Want some?"
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Angus: Penis goes There?
Marigold: APPARENTLY!
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Angus: Prehensile Robotic Socks?
Marigold: I'M TRYING TO FIND THE OWNERS MANUAL ONLINE RIGHT NOW!
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Angus : Is there any slash fiction of me that ISN'T Yaoi?
Marigold : Quiet. Reading. Bring pocky.
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Angus: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Marigold: "It really is as long as his forearm and as dextrous?"
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"Are you really just going crazy on your genitals while reading the changelog of the new WoW update?"
"Yes."
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ANGUS: So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD: Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS: Still?
MARIGOLD: Still.
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"Are you really just going crazy on your genitals while reading the changelog of the new WoW update?"
"Yes."
OR
Angus: "So that's why you're in no rush to get a boyfriend..."
Marigold: "Sexy sexy elfbois..."
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ANGUS: So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD: Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS: Still?
MARIGOLD: Still.
Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?
:evil:
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ANGUS: So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD: Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS: Still?
MARIGOLD: Still.
Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?
:evil:
Faye can be kind of an ass at times...
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ANGUS: So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD: Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS: Still?
MARIGOLD: Still.
Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?
:evil:
Faye can be kind of an ass at times...
Well done, sir, well done.
Wire service stylebook, from the days when newspaper work meant something: "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference."
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ANGUS: So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD: Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS: Still?
MARIGOLD: Still.
Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?
:evil:
Faye can be kind of an ass at times...
Well done, sir, well done.
Wire service stylebook, from the days when newspaper work meant something: "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference."
Its the medication. :-D
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Angus: I didn't know you could do that.
Marigold: Pretty sick, if you ask me.
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First one: (The card)
Dear Martin
I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.
Emily Azume :-)
Second one: (By the computer)
Angus: Don't move and be quiet. The sock monster will detect movement and attack
Marigold: I don;t know why Momo keeps that thing in her drawer...
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So, Vaarsuvius. How's being unconscious in a pit working out for you?
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So, Vaarsuvius. How's being unconscious in a pit working out for you?
Considering his hand, we won't know for months. *sigh*
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ANGUS: So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD: Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS: Still?
MARIGOLD: Still.
Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?
:evil:
Faye can be kind of an ass at times...
Extra credit for the callback to strip 1235.