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Title: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 Oct 2012, 09:09
New week! Time for a lake house PAR-TAY (maybe)! First image!:

(http://i.imgur.com/RWGgP.png) (http://imgur.com/RWGgP)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Oct 2012, 09:37
"Dear Marten,

Is it really the size of your forearm and fist? 

And as dextrous?   (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=764)

Curious,

Emily Azume ;)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Oct 2012, 09:42
"Here's my latest xkcd fan fiction. Please give me your honest opinion."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 Oct 2012, 15:37
Emily Azume (Plaintiff)

And

Marten Tiberius Reed (Defendant)

1.    Emily Azume (hereafter the Plaintiff) is a graduate student at SMiF and as part of her course of studies is an intern at the library.

2.    Marten Tiberius Reed (hereafter the Defendant) is the Plaintiff's supervisor at the library.

3.    On a date to be determined at trial, the Defendant did show obscene material to the Plaintiff while making suggestive motions.  This made the Plaintff extremely uncomfortable.  In addition he forced the Plaintff and others to accompany him away from the worksite to a local business.

4.    The Defendant continued this behaviour, thereby abusing his authority, harassing the Plaintiff.

5.     The Defendant wishes this matter tried in the court of public opinion and for damages to be assessed accordingly.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: PthariensFlame on 07 Oct 2012, 16:13
4.    The Defendant continued this behaviour, thereby abusing his authority, harassing the Defendant.

Emily is weird, but I don't think she'd go as far as harassing herself.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 Oct 2012, 20:11
You're right.

Fixed that
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Sorflakne on 07 Oct 2012, 20:14
Dear Marten,

I've decided I want to learn more about anime.  Do you watch it?  If not, do you have any friends that do?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 07 Oct 2012, 22:20
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I'm Not Good At Rhyming
Lets Get Together And Fuck
--Emily Azume   :-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Sidhekin on 07 Oct 2012, 22:24
What do you know about Pokemon?

Emily Azume :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: WAYF on 07 Oct 2012, 22:59
Dear Marten,

I'm having a pool party this weekend, and you're invited! Can you make it? If so, bring your friends!

Oh, and could you please pretend that this is a love letter? If Tai thinks I'm crushing on you, she might stop hitting on me.
Just blushing and stammering a bit would probably be fine.

Thanks!
Emily Azuma :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Soulsynger on 08 Oct 2012, 02:55
"Dear Marten

I always wanted to write someone a self-destructing letter.

Unfortunately I don't have any access to explosive material - yet.

So if you could do me a favor and act like this letter will self-destruct in
5 seconds I'd be a very very very happy Emily.

Emily Azume :) "

(Hey, I even got the color right!)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Rockman on 08 Oct 2012, 06:32
Agent Reed,

SPECTRE and KGB-X are both sending teams to retrieve the package at the lakehouse. You will be assigned to the SPECTRE team.  Retrieve the fake package from the dead drop at the LAN Park and make sure it ends up in KGB-X's hands.  If we can position your employer at SPECTRE and KGB-X against each other they should be distracted long enough for R&D to analyze and disable the device.  Steve may be called on for a diversion but remember that he is now freelance and under no circumstances should learn the contents of the package.

God help you if this goes bad like the Station op.

Emily Azume
  :-)

All of this in pretty pink cursive, smiley face included.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 08 Oct 2012, 06:36
Mr. Reed,

This is to inform you I am leaving the Smif library in two weeks' time.

I have just signed a deal to become a major rock and roll star. Do you know any guitar and drum players?

Love,

Emily Azuma :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Oct 2012, 06:42
Mr. Reed,

Does this smell like chloroform?

Emily Azuma :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Soulsynger on 08 Oct 2012, 08:25
"Dear Marten,

STEAMPUNK. EXPLAIN STEAMPUNK.

Emily Azume :) "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Skewbrow on 08 Oct 2012, 08:37
Dear Marten (if I may),

You seem to be an open-minded nice person. My wife, our boyfriend and I would like to get to know you better, so on behalf of us three I would like to invite you to our place, 6969 Willow Rd, next Friday at 7 p.m.

Love,

Emily Azuma :-)

PS. The little birds have told me that you are particularly skilled in the art of Japanese rope binding. So if it is not asking too much, we hope that you would not mind giving us a few lessons.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 08 Oct 2012, 11:10
UP

/s/Emily Azuma :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Oct 2012, 14:53
Dark Knight reference? (just making sure)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 08 Oct 2012, 16:26
Maybe.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: FunkyTuba on 08 Oct 2012, 20:48
Marten,

Do you own a rat?

Rats are cool.

Emily Azuma : )
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 Oct 2012, 04:52
Marten,

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I need to know why does a school library need a pornography section?

And why is this one so large? 

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: WAYF on 09 Oct 2012, 05:13
Marten,

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I need to know why does a school library need a pornography section?

And why is this one so large? 



Marten's reply:

Dear Emily,

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have since discovered that my Anthro-PC, Pintsize, has a history of making "charitable donations" towards this particular library.

If you need any help cleansing the pornography section of its overabundance of pregnant horse porn, just let me know.

Best of luck,
Marten.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 09 Oct 2012, 06:58
I just hit your car with mine in the parking lot. The people watching me think I am leaving my name and phone number. They are wrong. I am signing this with the name of someone I found in the campus phone book.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Ph2 on 09 Oct 2012, 12:12
Dear Marten:

What's in the black bin? (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2212)

Love:
Emily Azume
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Jabberwocky on 10 Oct 2012, 04:40
"Get your ass to Mars."



"The codec frequency is on the back of the CD case."



"The person whose name is written in this note shall die.  Love, Emily Azuma  ...ah, crap."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: jwhouk on 10 Oct 2012, 06:22
"Dear Marten,

Don't tell the others, but I'm going to re-enact all of the Halloween movies at the party! Don't worry, I'll let you play the Jamie Lee Curtis role.

Love, Emily Azuma <3"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 10 Oct 2012, 07:04
Dear Marten,

I wrote this in invisible ink.

Please read and follow these instructions carefully to make this note visible.

<3<3<3 Emily Azuma :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: jmucchiello on 10 Oct 2012, 11:08
Dear Marten,

I wrote this in invisible ink.

Please read and follow these instructions carefully to make this note visible.

<3<3<3 Emily Azuma :)
Well played.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Oct 2012, 13:54
"The person whose name is written in this note shall die.  Love, Emily Azuma  ...ah, crap."

I lol'd. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/4mfbx.png) (http://imgur.com/4mfbx)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: celticgeek on 10 Oct 2012, 13:59
Angus:  Victorian Porn?
Marigold:  Victorian Porn.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 10 Oct 2012, 14:34
ANGUS: "Ooooh, vacation pictures! ... Uh, is that ...?"
MARIGOLD: " ... the wiener? Yeah."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 10 Oct 2012, 14:37
ANGUS:  ...Pandas?  REALLY?
MARIGOLD:   Pandas.  Really.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Ph2 on 10 Oct 2012, 15:07
Angus: Harry and Filius Flitwick fanfic?

Marigold: And Snape.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: jwhouk on 10 Oct 2012, 15:19
Angus: "You're sure?"
Marigold: "Azuma is the same Japanese surname as Voorhees. Says right here."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: FunkyTuba on 10 Oct 2012, 15:24
Angus: Whoa, I had no idea your dad was into...
Marigold: STEAMPUNK!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: ChaosWolf on 10 Oct 2012, 18:48
Angus: "And now she's bent over and... wait, are those..."

Marigold: "I thought Momo said the eel subroutine wasn't part of her new chassis..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 10 Oct 2012, 21:41
ANGUS:   Holy--- 1.6 billion dollars on a Kickstarter... What's the project?
MARIGOLD:   It says Butts.   Just... Butts. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: celticgeek on 10 Oct 2012, 21:48
Winner! ^
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: tempest3k on 11 Oct 2012, 01:15
Angus: Is that Coffee of Doom?
Marigold: Yep, there's currently a bidding war for the stream rights with a number of reality TV companies...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Soulsynger on 11 Oct 2012, 02:28
Angus: "You really should fix that hole down there ... the one in the chair."
Marigold: "I keep not getting around to it. ... and stop poking me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Mr_Rose on 11 Oct 2012, 02:43
Angus: "How did you get stuck like that anyway?"
Marigold: "Slashdot are calling it 'Warcraft Neck'"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Oct 2012, 04:35
Angus:  "It's happening, it's actually happening..."

Marigold:  "The Noodle Incident..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 11 Oct 2012, 06:35
ANGUS:    Again?    :-o
MARIGOLD:  Still.   :roll:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Carl-E on 11 Oct 2012, 08:04
ANGUS:    Again?    :-o
MARIGOLD:  Still.   :roll:

COmputer:  LEEEEEROYYYY JENKINNNNNNNS!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 11 Oct 2012, 11:10
ANGUS: "Eww. That's how you make Midnight Hobo?"
MARIGOLD: "Yep. Want some?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Oct 2012, 19:16
Angus: Penis goes There?
Marigold: APPARENTLY!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Oct 2012, 19:19
Angus: Prehensile Robotic Socks?
Marigold: I'M TRYING TO FIND THE OWNERS MANUAL ONLINE RIGHT NOW!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Vurogj on 11 Oct 2012, 22:23
Angus : Is there any slash fiction of me that ISN'T Yaoi?
Marigold : Quiet. Reading. Bring pocky.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 Oct 2012, 04:25
Angus:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Marigold:  "It really is as long as his forearm and as dextrous?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: StevenC on 12 Oct 2012, 08:32
"Are you really just going crazy on your genitals while reading the changelog of the new WoW update?"
"Yes."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 Oct 2012, 09:43
ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: ChaosWolf on 12 Oct 2012, 16:48
"Are you really just going crazy on your genitals while reading the changelog of the new WoW update?"
"Yes."

OR

Angus: "So that's why you're in no rush to get a boyfriend..."

Marigold: "Sexy sexy elfbois..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: WAYF on 12 Oct 2012, 23:33
ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 Oct 2012, 23:50
ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 :evil:


Faye can be kind of an ass at times... 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: DSL on 13 Oct 2012, 02:59
ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 :evil:


Faye can be kind of an ass at times...

Well done, sir, well done.

Quote
Wire service stylebook, from the days when newspaper work meant something: "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Oct 2012, 12:24
ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 :evil:


Faye can be kind of an ass at times...

Well done, sir, well done.

Quote
Wire service stylebook, from the days when newspaper work meant something: "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference."

Its the medication.    :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Spacey on 14 Oct 2012, 11:30
Angus: I didn't know you could do that.
Marigold: Pretty sick, if you ask me.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: drmike on 15 Oct 2012, 05:28
First one: (The card)

Quote
Dear Martin

I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

Emily Azume :-)

Second one: (By the computer)

Quote
Angus:  Don't move and be quiet.  The sock monster will detect movement and attack 

Marigold: I don;t know why Momo keeps that thing in her drawer...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 Oct 2012, 06:16
So, Vaarsuvius. How's being unconscious in a pit working out for you?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: drmike on 15 Oct 2012, 06:18
So, Vaarsuvius. How's being unconscious in a pit working out for you?

Considering his hand, we won't know for months.  *sigh*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 83
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Oct 2012, 09:43
ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 :evil:


Faye can be kind of an ass at times...

Extra credit for the callback to strip 1235.