THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 14 Oct 2012, 11:49
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Can't wait for the party to actually start! For now, FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/20Wav.jpg) (http://imgur.com/20Wav)
Angus: Don't make me turn this car around!
Faye: 'Turn the car arond?' What a lame threat. Here, lemme show you...
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Angus: "I still don't know why you get so upset, my hands are still on the wheel aren't they?"
Faye: "Last time: Ten and Two position or I cut you."
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ANGUS: I swear to GOD I am not staring at that jogger's ass.
FAYE: Yes you are, you crossed the double yellow twice in the last 30 seconds.
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Angus: "We're lost... no gas, no food, ... no hope..."
Faye: "Dibs on Marigold's prime cuts!"
Marten's too skinny, he'd be tough...
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ANGUS: Here we are! Dentist's office!
FAYE: Bitch, you said we were going to Disney World...
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Angus: Don't tell me how to drive. I've got the wheel.
Faye: Well, I've got a knife.
Angus: Well I've got the wheel.
Faye: Well I've got a knife.
Angus: Well I've got the wheel.
Faye: Well I've got a knife.
Angus: Well I've got the...
Momo: I'VE GOT 4000 VOLTS RIGHT HERE FOR YOU BOTH
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Angus: My mistake. We will be stopping for a potty break.
Faye: Damn right.
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ANGUS: "Twenty-one bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-one bottles of beer. If one more bottle should happen to fall ... "
FAYE: "... I'm gonna lose it and murder you all."
She does so enjoy the murderin'.
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ANGUS: "Twenty-one bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-one bottles of beer. If one more bottle should happen to fall ... "
FAYE: "... I'm gonna lose it and murder you all."
She does so enjoy the murderin'.
That'll be tough to beat. *nod*
ANGUS: Wow that is a big pirogi, kind of reminds me of Faye's --
FAYE: My WHAT?
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Angus: "Man, I forgot to shave this morning."
Faye: "I got this."
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Faye: That's it! I'm hijacking this car to Savannah!
Angus: Wait... I thought we worked that fantasy out of your system last night... Do we need to pull over so I can try again?
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Angus: "Whoa... is that a monk assassin battle over there?"
Faye: "I always wanted to get those guys, but Marty's skillet beat me to the action."
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Angus: Sorry kids, but we're still in 2nd place. That last blue shell hit us kinda hard, and Bowser is just not giving me any room to overtake.
Faye: About that... would you rate a throwing knife as more or less effective than a standard red shell?
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Angus: Fine, krispy kreme it is. I don;t see what the difference is....
Faye: I'm from the south. Real donuts come from krispy kreme. dunkin donuts is where you sissy Northerns go...
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Angus: "I think the moose is still moving."
Faye: "I got this. Do you have enough rope to tie it to the car?"
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Angus: "That grizzly bear looks like it has love on its mind..."
Faye: "Don't worry, I got this. You need to help change Momo, though; I think she's eeled herself in terror."
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I think she's eeled herself in terror."
priceless
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Angus: "I was thinking maybe we should spend some time apart."
Faye: "I'll take you apart and you can stay that way as long as you want."
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Angus: "Damn, another five points on my SDIP* because of that stupid jogger."
Faye: "That's why you should always have an additional insurance against such events."
*Safe Driver Insurance Plan
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Angus: "Damn, another five points on my SDIP* because of that stupid jogger."
Faye: "That's why you should always have an additional insurance against such events."
ANGUS: And how does the knife fit into discussion?
FAYE: No witnesses, no point increase.
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Angus: "I was thinking maybe we should spend some time apart."
Overly attached Faye: "I'll take you apart and you can stay that way as long as you want."
FTFY
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Angus: Is...Is...Is that a flying saucer?!?
Faye: That'd expain the little green guy.
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Angus: "I was thinking maybe we should spend some time apart."
Overly attached Faye: "I'll take you apart and you can stay that way as long as you want."
(http://i.imgur.com/DDHSH.jpg) (http://imgur.com/DDHSH)
why
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AAAAHHHH IT WORKS TOO WELL IT WORKS TOO WEELLL!!
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I actually YELPED at that photoshop.
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Angus: "Hey, whatever happened to your gym membership?"
Faye: "I cancelled them."
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Referring to that photoshop... I think we have our winner. Eeep.
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Angus : Maybe Pintsize was right... maybe it IS "Hold The Line".
Faye : Maybe someone wants to go wrestle a bear at knifepoint without their usual preparation.
Alternatively :
Angus (absent-mindedly) : ♫ Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you ♫
Faye : Sounds like someone wants to get their tailbone broken. Again.
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OK, Idug, I'll bite - whose head is that?
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OK, Idug, I'll bite - whose head is that?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend
She does seem to be pretty cool with the whole thing, and is using her "fame" well so far.
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Oh god, the last video on that page is hilarious :-D
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why
Because I can. You winner'd there, next pic! :-D
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Thank yew :-D NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/DFKvA.png) (http://imgur.com/DFKvA)
Enjoy!
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Marten: Is this house clean?
Marigold: THEY'RE HERE!
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Marten:"Is that your stuff?"
Emily shakes her head
Marigold:"Santa visited me!"
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Marten: "You've inventoried those, right?"
Marigold: "CAN I KEEP THEM? CAN I CAN I CAN I?"
Alt. Marigold lines:
"The preciousssss!"
"My shineys!"
*treasure chest noise* (http://m.myinstants.com/media/sounds/legend-of-zelda-orarina-of-time-opening-a-large-treasure-chest.mp3)
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Marten: Sorry, the batteries in her DS died halfway here, and she was going into withdrawal.
Marigold: I'M ALRIGHT NOW! AHAHAHAHAHA!
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Marten : You wrote "party favors" on that box, didn't you?
Marigold : VRRRRR SHLUP SHLUP SHLUP RRRRR WEEE OH YEAH BABY PFFTHBLTH UNF UNF UNF MM YEAH
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Marten: "You have a pile of video games but you've never heard of anime?"
Marigold: "I'm sitting on sharp-edged plastic!"
Alternative:
Marten: "So, that's <insert name of basic female geek stereotype here>."
Marigold: "I call dibs on player one!"
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Marten: "Didn't I warn you about the black bin?"
Marigold: "I like this party already!"
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Marten: "Did you see that?"
Marigold: "You'd jump a cross the room for these as well if you had any soul."
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Marten: And now, Marigold will say something geeky, yet adorkable.
Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME BELONG TO US
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Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME ARE BELONG TO US
Fixed that for you.
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MARTIN: (to Emily) You just collect the games, you don't own the console?
MARIGOLD: NEVERMIND I BROUGHT MY OWN!
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Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME ARE BELONG OF US
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.
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Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME ARE BELONG OF US
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.
Umm...not really. (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us)
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Sure, you're right - but my way is more internetty! I honestly thought it was of, though, clearly the internet has rubbed off on my speech.