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Title: I wonder
Post by: mustang6172 on 25 Oct 2012, 22:18
Would it be possible to swim in gold coins?  You know, like Scrooge MacDuck?
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2012, 00:56
You could experiment. Disks of tungsten would be almost exactly the right weight and almost affordable.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Oct 2012, 02:14
Didn't Mythbusters ... ?
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: dr. nervioso on 26 Oct 2012, 06:14
....
I wan't to swim in a pool filled with kittens.
Gallons and gallons of kittens
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: lepetitfromage on 26 Oct 2012, 06:48
It's about as cliche as you can get, but I've always really wanted to swim in a pool full of jell-o.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Lines on 26 Oct 2012, 06:58
I love me some kittens, but I don't want to swim in them. Too many tiny sharp claws. It'd be like swimming in fuzzy needles.

Would totally lie on the floor and cover myself in kittens though. Warm and cuddly and they'd all fall asleep and then I get all of the cuddles.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 26 Oct 2012, 08:11
Sleepy kittens and puppies and ferrets would be the best thing ever.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: PthariensFlame on 26 Oct 2012, 10:12
I'd like to swim in a non-Newtonian fluid, just for the experience.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Edith on 01 Nov 2012, 09:55
I want to swim in a room filled with pecans (still in the shell). They have large bins of them in grocery stores around the holidays, and I love running my arm through them. They feel so nice.

Acorns would probably work, too, as long as the caps were gone.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 01 Nov 2012, 10:01
I'd like to swim in a non-Newtonian fluid, just for the experience.

Braniac - Science Abuse did that. Looked like a lot of fun.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: LTK on 01 Nov 2012, 10:37
Would it be possible to swim in gold coins?  You know, like Scrooge MacDuck?
Water has a density of one kilogram per liter, or cubic decimeter. Assuming that filling one cubic decimeter with gold coins fills about 75% of the space, that gives it a density of 19 kg/dm3*0.75=14.25 kg/dm3, which is still fourteen times denser than water. And that's ignoring the vast increase in friction between the material if you actually tried to swim in it.

For reference, honey has a density of 1.4 kg/dm3, and I'd wager it's already impossible to swim through at that point.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 01 Nov 2012, 10:58
It's about as cliche as you can get, but I've always really wanted to swim in a pool full of jell-o.

Also not to sound cliche, but you would drown. Large quantities of Jello work much like quicksand, it's just solid enough to not let air in, but not the right mixture of solidity and mass that would allow a non-micheal-phelps human to swim in it. Rather unfortunate, really.  :-\

I would like to swim in a pool of apple cider. Mmmmmm, apples...
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: lepetitfromage on 01 Nov 2012, 11:23
Hmm.....what if it was shallow enough to sit in and mushed up a bit to the point of...chunky? Then I could just kind of flop around in it. Better than nothing?


......Man, I really gotta find other ways to occupy my brain.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 01 Nov 2012, 11:26
On a dubiously related note, watching scantily clad ladies wrestle in jello is the best thing ever.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 01 Nov 2012, 11:33
On a dubiously related note, watching scantily clad ladies wrestle in jello is the best thing ever.

Absolutely agreed.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 01 Nov 2012, 11:54
I'd amend it to naked. And I'd amend the word 'wrestle' as well. And I don't need the Jell-O. But other than that, yeah.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 Nov 2012, 12:48
It might be like trying to swim in mercury. http://periodictable.com/Images/MercuryMiner.JPG
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Bluesummers on 01 Nov 2012, 20:17
I'd like to swim in a non-Newtonian fluid, just for the experience.

Yum yum, cornstarch.

I think swimming in mercury, toxic effects aside, would be really fun. It's so dense that you'd float like a silver duck.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Patrick on 02 Nov 2012, 01:49
I wonder what life is like for a person who does not feel awkwardness anywhere near the level I do. I feel awkward over the tiniest little things. It's rare when I feel completely in control, and when I do I always awkwardly second-guess myself the following day. Idunno. Self-assured people are the object of my envy.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Nov 2012, 02:27
I'd like to smash ewoks in a lake of fart.

Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Redball on 02 Nov 2012, 05:11
I think swimming in mercury, toxic effects aside, would be really fun. It's so dense that you'd float like a silver duck.
You might not have as much control as you'd need unless you're on your back. On your front, you'd need your arms to keep your face above the surface. They'd tend to sink. Could you "paddle" in such a dense medium? Surely someone's thought this through.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Bluesummers on 02 Nov 2012, 06:36
Underwriter's Laboratories has nifty tests, like machines that open and close refridgerator doors constantly for years, just to see how long it takes before they fall off. I'm sure they can design a suit for one of their lab techs to wear while doing the backstroke in a pool of mercury.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 02 Nov 2012, 07:57
I wonder what life is like for a person who does not feel awkwardness anywhere near the level I do. I feel awkward over the tiniest little things. It's rare when I feel completely in control, and when I do I always awkwardly second-guess myself the following day. Idunno. Self-assured people are the object of my envy.

It's really not all it's hyped up to be. You make mistakes much more often than a person who is a bit more cautious/ awkward and some of the people that are more "Attracted" to your confidence you just want to punch in the face... but you can't do that because it's illegal unless you somehow get them to swing first. >.>
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Nov 2012, 11:38
...which you never will, because they're followers. 
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Patrick on 02 Nov 2012, 14:14
The chorus of this song seemed relevant for some reason

Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Nov 2012, 23:56
The hard part of swimming in mercury would be to get any part of your body below the surface.

Quote from: a reader of periodic table.com
The plant where large [product name deleted] tubes were assembled was a large barn with a hard packed oily dirt floor. Some of these tubes were larger than 55 gallon drums; control rectifiers for pumped storage power plants, etc. There were open 55 gallon drums of mercury around to fill them. One of the tour demos was to see if you were able to completely immerse your arm in a drum of mercury. I remember the feeling of almost being lifted off the ground by the buoyancy of my arm deep in the barrel.

Gold coins would be denser, but (duh) less fluid, so maybe you could "immerse" yourself.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Bluesummers on 04 Nov 2012, 11:00
The hard part of swimming in mercury would be to get any part of your body below the surface.

Quote from: a reader of periodic table.com
The plant where large [product name deleted] tubes were assembled was a large barn with a hard packed oily dirt floor. Some of these tubes were larger than 55 gallon drums; control rectifiers for pumped storage power plants, etc. There were open 55 gallon drums of mercury around to fill them. One of the tour demos was to see if you were able to completely immerse your arm in a drum of mercury. I remember the feeling of almost being lifted off the ground by the buoyancy of my arm deep in the barrel.

Gold coins would be denser, but (duh) less fluid, so maybe you could "immerse" yourself.

I kind of wonder if it would be a good diving practice medium. Person dives in, shoots out with almost the same kinetic energy...that would probably be bone-crushingly awesome.

Literally.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Omega Entity on 04 Nov 2012, 11:10
Assuming your neck doesn't immediately snap with the impact of the entry attempt  :psyduck:
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Bluesummers on 04 Nov 2012, 11:40
Or worse...blunt force trauma bellyflop.

I'd hate to see that as "Cause" on a death certificate...actually, if I saw that on a death certificate, they'd have to kick me out because I'd never stop laughing. XD
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Welu on 04 Nov 2012, 11:56
On a dubiously related note, watching scantily clad ladies wrestle in jello is the best thing ever.

I've never got the appeal of this, or wrestling in beans or mud or anything like that. Any time I've seen it, it just makes me want to have a hot shower with lots of shampoo.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Thrillho on 04 Nov 2012, 13:15
I've just never understood the 'girls fighting is hot' thing at all. If we're got two girls with low self esteem, just make 'em bang for our amusement, why waste it getting them to fight?
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: LTK on 04 Nov 2012, 14:31
Because fighting is allowed to be shown on tv, outside of specially designated channels. I guess it's seen as less morally objectionable than bangin', which is kind of backwards if you think about it.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Nov 2012, 14:32
I've just never understood the 'girls fighting is hot' thing at all. If we're got two girls with low self esteem, just make 'em bang for our amusement, why waste it getting them to fight?

There is just so much wrong with that post, both individually and culturally... 




Keep up the good work! 
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: ackblom12 on 04 Nov 2012, 14:37
Also domination via forced submission through wrestling and the like is an entire branch of fetish.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Thrillho on 04 Nov 2012, 14:47
I've just never understood the 'girls fighting is hot' thing at all. If we're got two girls with low self esteem, just make 'em bang for our amusement, why waste it getting them to fight?

There is just so much wrong with that post, both individually and culturally... 




Keep up the good work! 

The second sentence was generally meant to be taken as a joke. I thought the objectification was so dumb that that'd be obvious, so I do apologise.

I'm dead serious about not finding girls fighting each other hot, though. I just don't get it.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: jwhouk on 04 Nov 2012, 16:02
I don't find it amusing, either, since at some point I may (knock wood) have to break up such a fight.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 04 Nov 2012, 17:06
I didn't mean a true fight - two of my very attractive friends volunteered for and set up a jello wrestling event at a party. And it was both funny and kind of hot.

Just a straight out fight is not sexy, in my opinion.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Nov 2012, 17:08
I occasionally train with ladies and I can testify to the fact that a girl who can kick ass is hot.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: idontunderstand on 05 Nov 2012, 00:42
And I can attest that once you're in a fight with a girl who really can fight, her hotness is the last thing on your mind.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Nov 2012, 00:43
... well, that too.

But right up to the point where they kick your liver out through your nose ... they're hot.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Patrick on 05 Nov 2012, 02:23
I, for one, plan to fistfight exactly zero women.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Nov 2012, 05:33
Yeah, I'm not fond of getting beat up, either. 


 :-D
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Redball on 05 Nov 2012, 05:36
I can recall a tickle fight with my first wife that led to immediate sex.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Nov 2012, 05:37
And still there are people here who think that they are oversharing.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Nov 2012, 05:39
A tickle fight between adults is not a fight.  It's foreplay. 

I thought everyone knew that? 
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 05 Nov 2012, 06:24
Foreplay for some. For others, not so much. Like those of us that are likely to wet themselves when tickled too much.

I couldn't let you be king of TMI, redball!
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Nov 2012, 06:45
I briefly dated a tickle fetishist in Seattle.

I actually kind of miss her. She was good at tickling.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Papersatan on 05 Nov 2012, 07:19
Tickling is actually why I think everyone needs a safe word.

Even my most vanilla (female anyway) friends have had a partner tickle them until it was hard to breath while shrieking "stop, stop! OMG I'll kill you. I'm gonna pee myself" and the like.  Yet it is to be understood that it is ok, and they like it overall. 

You don't need to be tied up an beaten or participating in "rape play" to need a way to tell your partner absolutely and immediately that you need the play to stop. 

Hell, the only time I ever used my safeword was when Stephen and I were having perfectly "normal" sex, but I started having an asthma attack.  Getting the safeword out got him off of me immediately so I could go get my inhaler, where as saying "stop" might have made him stop with the sexing to ask what was wrong, but not have cleared me a path to my drugs.

Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Redball on 05 Nov 2012, 07:36
I couldn't let you be king of TMI, redball!

Hmmmmpf! If that's TMI, did the rules suddenly shift?

And Carl, I realized it was foreplay immediately, although it never happened again, in either marriage. Too bad.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Thrillho on 05 Nov 2012, 07:57
I've had fighting/wrestling lead to foreplay before. That was weird. And awesome.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: VonKleist on 05 Nov 2012, 08:17
Wrestling and biting is the best foreplay
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 05 Nov 2012, 08:26
Oh yes.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Thrillho on 05 Nov 2012, 08:56
Speaking of TMI, I'm all worked up now.

I'll be in my bunk.

BEE ARR BEE
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Nov 2012, 08:59
... Well, I have a jujitsui training this evening and I'm just going to say ... you're all invited.

Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Thrillho on 05 Nov 2012, 09:02
BONER CITY
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Nov 2012, 09:08
Lord, I wish. Loads of old guys with black belts. (Myself included.)

Nah. Sex never enters the mind under these conditions. One might be locked between a girls lgs with your head and still be focused on the training instead of oral. And that is as it should be.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Thrillho on 05 Nov 2012, 09:23
I suspected as much.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Nov 2012, 11:03
That literally happened to me last saturday. Someone had to point out to me that this might be awkward ... never noticed.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Redball on 05 Nov 2012, 11:55
I guess my question is, did she point it out?
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Patrick on 06 Nov 2012, 04:55
I am definitely the dude who would be like "Hurrrr vaginaz"
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 06 Nov 2012, 05:30
Um yeah I would do the same. I stare at pretty ladies more than my boyfriend does...
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Nov 2012, 05:46
Do you ever go on dates with him where you're pointing out pretty girls to him?

Those are fun dates.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 Nov 2012, 06:23
I guess my question is, did she point it out?
Nope. Though, when pointed out, there was a moment of 'huh, funny', before we went on with the business at hand, triangle chokes with the legs.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 06 Nov 2012, 06:27
Zing: all the time. We went to a halloween party this past weekend and it was all skinny little college girls with nice butts. One had a corset.

Want to touch the heiney...
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: idontunderstand on 06 Nov 2012, 14:20
I punched a girl in the boob once. It didn't jiggle.  :cry:
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Lines on 06 Nov 2012, 15:00
How... Were they like rock hard or something? Or was she wearing a bra of steel? Does not compute. :psyduck:
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Patrick on 06 Nov 2012, 17:01
We went to a halloween party this past weekend and it was all skinny little college girls with nice butts. One had a corset.

Do you have any inkling just how much I love playing shows at frat houses? I need to pester the guy who arranged the last one.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 06 Nov 2012, 17:28
I had plenty of time to ogle pretty ladies because I was bored out of my mind. I was the oldest and fattest and ugliest... and tallest, in my witch hat and platform boots.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Nov 2012, 18:17
It's okay, let me stand next to you. I'm always the tallest.

(I just remembered that I had a dream last night where there was this seven foot tall dude and I was like, "Can I hug you?" and he hugged me and PICKED ME UP and it was basically the best thing ever.)
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: nekowafer on 06 Nov 2012, 18:26
I'm only marginally tall for a girl (5'7") but I still end up towering over way too many people.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Nov 2012, 18:33
I'm 6'4" and I like my heels.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Lines on 06 Nov 2012, 19:00
Unizillacorn?

I wear heels sometimes. Mostly for the lols. Though I did get asked at the Ren Fair, "Are you really that tall or are you wearing those giant shoes?" I lifted up my giant skirt to show my 1" heeled boots and the response I got was, "....Oh. Ok." Hooray for being 5'11!
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Bluesummers on 06 Nov 2012, 21:47
(I just remembered that I had a dream last night where there was this seven foot tall dude and I was like, "Can I hug you?" and he hugged me and PICKED ME UP and it was basically the best thing ever.)

I feel awkward whenever there's someone taller than me nearby...I've just gotten used to being half a head above everyone else.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Nov 2012, 22:39
I feel tiny.

It makes me feel a little less dysphoric, so it's entirely welcomed. <3
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2012, 01:49
I am about 5'3, and my boyfriend is at least a foot taller - I think more like a foot and a half. It is ridiculous. I don't usually feel short (this year I am only the fourth smallest in the choir!) but I do next to him.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: idontunderstand on 07 Nov 2012, 02:10
How... Were they like rock hard or something? Or was she wearing a bra of steel? Does not compute. :psyduck:

Sports bra, small breasts, I guess! I couldn't resist going "OH SORRY" like some 15-year old dweeb though. Ack ack ack. She'd just give me a hard look and punch me in the gut.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Nov 2012, 10:43
I think that, by the time they're sparring, a woman would be used to the idea of gettin punched damn near anywhere.   The apology was funny, though. 
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Redball on 07 Nov 2012, 10:55
I am about 5'3, and my boyfriend is at least a foot taller - I think more like a foot and a half. It is ridiculous. I don't usually feel short (this year I am only the fourth smallest in the choir!) but I do next to him.
You're conscious enough of that height difference I wonder if your estimate's accurate. Maybe you should place him in a doorway, stand on a chair and measure his height.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Nov 2012, 11:03
Or, y'know, ask him. 
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 07 Nov 2012, 11:52
No no. Come up with a crazy sitcom scheme to measure him while he isn't looking.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Pilchard123 on 07 Nov 2012, 11:54
Then film and post it.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Nov 2012, 23:50
I second that motion.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Barmymoo on 08 Nov 2012, 09:02
By a clever experiment involving suspending variously-weighted vegetables from the ceiling on pieces of elastic, trip wires, displacement of soup in a large vat and diffraction of light from an oversized crystal, I have determined that he is actually only a foot taller than me.

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Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Redball on 08 Nov 2012, 09:04
Photos w/ audio or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: I wonder
Post by: Bluesummers on 08 Nov 2012, 15:10
By a clever experiment involving suspending variously-weighted vegetables from the ceiling on pieces of elastic, trip wires, displacement of soup in a large vat and diffraction of light from an oversized crystal, I have determined that he is actually only a foot taller than me.

Rube Goldberg called, he says you owe him some royalties.