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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 28 Oct 2012, 09:57
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Yukon Ho! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/1qSN7.png) (http://imgur.com/1qSN7)
Faye & Steve: Muskrat muskrat muskrat
Marten: Great, more meme-y sh*t.
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Faye: Dammit, Marten! Don't piss in the lake!
Steve: Totally not cool, bro.
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FAYE: "Near, far, wherever you are/ I believe that the heart does go on-n-n-n-n ..."
STEVE: "Once more you open the door/ And you're here in my heart/ And my heart will go on and on ... "
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Faye: "Who knew you cold get tsunami on an inland lake?"
Steve: "Yeah, I'd hate to be someone who couldn't just dive under that right now…"
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Faye: "Wow, I didn't know something that big could land on a deck that small."
Steve: "I get the 'Ellicott Chatham Technologies' script, but what is that cat drawing on the side?"
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Faye: "Number 86. Secret agents. Woo!"
Steve: "A pink pool noodle? Srsly, bro. Get smart!"
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Faye: "We don't need to swim faster than the fresh water shark."
Steve: "Just faster than you. Sorry, bro."
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Faye: "Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter."
Steve: "Solid Snake. Solid. Snake. Solid Snake. Solid Snake."
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Faye: OH GOD COSETTE'S TRANSFORMING TO HER FINAL FORM
Steve: She does that when bodacious bootys get within 10 feet... swim away about a meter and we'll be fine.
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Faye and Steve: [theme from Jaws]
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STEVE: AUUUUUUGHHH! SNAPPING TURTLE!!!!
FAYE: MDBS strikes again! Swim for it!!!
MARTIN: o_O
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Faye: "Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter."
Steve: "Solid Snake. Solid. Snake. Solid Snake. Solid Snake."
Faye: Badger badger badger badger badger badger
Steve: MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
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FAYE: "Marco!"
STEVE: "Polo!"
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Faye: Badger badger badger badger badger badger
Steve: MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
I endorse this one heartily. :-D
FAYE: "Marco!"
STEVE: "Polo!"
...DSL, I think you're trying too hard.
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FAYE: "Why'd the lake level rise so fast?"
STEVE: "Sandy just did a cannonball off the dock."
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FAYE: "Daaaaaaang."
STEVE: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."
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FAYE: "Daaaaaaang."
STEVE: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."
Much better. :) ;)
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FAYE: Wow, there goes the forth wall again...
STEVE: Someone sent Jeph an email, didn't they.
MARTIN: o_O
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FAYE: Wow, there goes the forth wall again...
STEVE: Someone sent Jeph an email, didn't they.
MARTIN: o_O
...aaaaaand Win.
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MDBS and DSL are both on a roll! Time for a new image:
(http://i.imgur.com/PClp4.png) (http://imgur.com/PClp4)
WOO
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"Butts?"
"Butts!"
"Butts?"
"Butts!"
Apply where preferred.
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DORA: "Thezhe cookiezh are amafinb! What did you say you used to make them?"
MRS. NUDIST: "Oh, just the hearts and souls of young people like yourself, dear!"
TAI: "Mine tasted like bourbon, peaches and rage. And it was really warm."
MR. NUDIST: "We have a cute little girl over on the other side of the lake who lures them here by swimming around, singing 'Muskrat'!"
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Wow. Another winner.
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DORA: These are fantastic. I love the shiny sprinkles on top.
WIFE: My husband makes those for me.
TAI: Wow you've really made millions of dollars just selling belt sanders?
HUSBAND: Darn right. Easy as kicking someone in the balls.
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Dora : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care ♫
Wife : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care ♫
Tai : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't caaaaaaaaaaare ♫
Husband : Well, actually I did care, no protective clothing you see. I can show you the scars if you want?
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Tai: "GrandPa, did you really have to come to the door sporting a woody? It was sooo embarrassing."
Mr Hubbert: "Sweetheart, you know the way it is with Ethel. You kind of interrupted us. And since when have you become such a prude. Last time you told you had undressed in front of your friends on many occasions. Uno."
Mrs Hubbert: "Dora, you really remind me of this fetish model Stanley and I like. What was her name again? Veronica ... something. Are you sure you aren't related to her?"
Dora: (spit-take) "Thethe cookieth are amathing."
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Love it.
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Dora: so how long have you guys been nudists?
Mrs: Oh, well, we were both life drawing subjects in our earlier days, but we recently did a one-night-only return engagement in Northhampton
Tai: Ooh, I bet the place was packed.
Mr: Nah... just this one guy in a hat with a bunch of piercings.. really nice fellow, but he seemed a little... distracted (http://jephjacques.com/post/34333225776/hi).
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DORA: "Thezhe coogiezh are amafinb. Can I sell these in my shop?"
MRS. NUDIST: "Oh, they're already sold in town, dear. Our son sells them."
TAI: "What, he has a bakery or something?"
MR. NUDIST: "Yes. It's his little secret."
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:laugh:
Ya know, there's definitely a family resemblance to Jim...
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When I first began to think Mr. Nudist and Jim bore a resemblance, it occurred to me that laid-back parents having an uptight son (and Jim can be wound a little tight) is nothing unusual.
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Dora: "What's the tang in cookies, it makes them taste so amazing!"
Grandma: "That would be the sedative dear. It should render you unable to move right about now."
Tai: "So, remember the deal, I bring you the girls, you do the spells to keep me looking young."
Grandpa: "That was the deal."
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DSL + Skewbrow + Border Reiver = TRIPLE WIN.
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:laugh:
Ya know, there's definitely a family resemblance to Jim...
Yup. A much better match than with Tai. Well spotted.
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Just a LEEETLE tweak to Border Reiver's fine entry:
Mr. NUDIST: "That's been our deal for a couple hundred years now."
That way we can pretend that the Smif Victorian porn collection just might be Tai's personal property. Or, you know, her own work.
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We can work with that edit.