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Title: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 04 Nov 2012, 12:57
Since this is gonna be an off week of sorts I think it might be a good time for a super special caption game. IMAGE 1/4:

(http://i.imgur.com/imdpX.png) (http://imgur.com/imdpX)

Enjoy, and feel better, Jeph!  :-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Skewbrow on 04 Nov 2012, 13:50
Dora: "So it has come to this. 2 girls, 1 cup and a T. Rex?"

Faye: "Think about it. Ten million youtube views. Minimum. Your turn to take a sip."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Nov 2012, 14:17
How do you guys win in 1? 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: drmike on 04 Nov 2012, 14:52
Dora: What do you mean you're replacing me with this... this.... thing?!?!?

Faye: (I can;t think of anything polite to put here that doesn't reference poop.  maybe someone else can finish this off.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Mr_Rose on 04 Nov 2012, 15:24
Dora: "It has eyebrows… why does it have eyebrows?"
Faye: "For victory!"

(Alt Faye: "For Aiur!")
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Sidhekin on 04 Nov 2012, 15:52
Quote from: Carl-E on 04 Nov 2012, 14:17
How do you guys win in 1?
You can't cross a chasm in two leaps.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 04 Nov 2012, 15:58
DORA:   No one's going to drink this shit...
FAYE:  They have been all along,  you just never noticed.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 04 Nov 2012, 18:19
DORA: " ... clever girl ... "
FAYE: "Thanks!"
DORA: "I was talking to the T. rex."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Nov 2012, 19:43
Dora: "My God, how did you fit Sara in there?!"
Faye: "I ran her through the wood chipper first."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Vurogj on 05 Nov 2012, 02:20
Dora : Did... did that thing just recite the Lord's Prayer?
Faye : There's a reason it's the only thing I brought with me from Savannah.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: techkid on 05 Nov 2012, 02:28
Dora: "It makes coffee AND muffins? DEMONSTRATE NOW!"
Faye: "Well it has the capabilities, but those nubby arms are it's shortfall..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Border Reiver on 05 Nov 2012, 04:29
Dora:  "How is this thing supposed to make our enemies run in fear?"

Faye:  "This is the decoy.  The full size model is out back."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Spiff on 05 Nov 2012, 04:57
Dora: "You really convinced Pintsize to upload his brain into it? But how?"

Faye: "Poor buddy. Always confuses inches and feet."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Nov 2012, 07:33
Dora: I do not, for one, think that the problem was the shop. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a T-rex sculpture that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Faye:  I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Dora: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

(Spiffs entry inspired this one   :-D)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Spiff on 05 Nov 2012, 08:24
Yeah, I was thinking of that scene, too.

While we're at it:

Dora: "How much more black can this coffee be?"

Faye: "None, none more black."


Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 05 Nov 2012, 08:42
DORA: "Sara? SARA! Are you in there?"
FAYE: "She'll be out in a minute. -- you do like blonde roasts, don't you?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: FunkyTuba on 05 Nov 2012, 10:01
Quote from: Border Reiver on 05 Nov 2012, 04:29
Dora:  "How is this thing supposed to make our enemies run in fear?"

Faye:  "This is the decoy.  The full size model is out back."

There's got to be a spinal tap joke to make here...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 05 Nov 2012, 11:25
FAYE: "It's only a model."
DORA: "Sssh!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Pilchard123 on 05 Nov 2012, 11:46
Quote from: Mr_Rose on 04 Nov 2012, 15:24
Dora: "It has eyebrows… why does it have eyebrows?"
Faye: "For victory!"

(Alt Faye: "For Aiur!")

(Alt alt Faye: "For pony!")
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 05 Nov 2012, 11:54
((I'ma just write a rambling speech based off of the impression I got from Dora's face... forgive any unusualness.)

Faye: Well, what do you think?
Dora: As I stared into those pools of blackness, I could feel my mind ripped slowly, agonizingly into a place where the light of life would never hold a spark, where all was as still as the void. The darkness enchanted me, pulling my fragile consciousness into its everlasting home and there did it judge my soul. Finding me lacking, it remade me in its own image. It was at that moment that I knew, there is no god, no hope, no reason. Just the endless expanses of Oblivion that await us all. *Says three words in eldritch horror from beyond time and space speak)
Faye: ... If you wanted me to change the color of the eyes, you could have just asked.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: drmike on 05 Nov 2012, 14:13
I do hope this isn't in bad taste.

Dora: But Dinosaur Comics....

Faye: Look who knows how long Jeph is going to be out.  We have to come up with something to fill the space.  I mean after all you should see what the fan base is coming up with in the forums.  Give them the chance and we'll be doing nothing but Pintsize shipping....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Nov 2012, 14:29
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Nov 2012, 10:01
Quote from: Border Reiver on 05 Nov 2012, 04:29
Dora:  "How is this thing supposed to make our enemies run in fear?"

Faye:  "This is the decoy.  The full size model is out back."

There's got to be a spinal tap joke to make here...

I guess my last post was a tad too subtle.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: FunkyTuba on 05 Nov 2012, 14:52
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 05 Nov 2012, 14:29
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Nov 2012, 10:01
Quote from: Border Reiver on 05 Nov 2012, 04:29
Dora:  "How is this thing supposed to make our enemies run in fear?"

Faye:  "This is the decoy.  The full size model is out back."

There's got to be a spinal tap joke to make here...

I guess my last post was a tad too subtle.

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 05 Nov 2012, 07:33
Dora: I do not, for one, think that the problem was the shop. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a T-rex sculpture that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Faye:  I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Dora: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

oops... totally missed your post ... yes, that's the joke I was looking for, thanks!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: celticgeek on 05 Nov 2012, 15:00
Dora:  What do these dials do?
Faye:  They go to 11.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 06 Nov 2012, 00:03
Good start. PANEL 2/4:

(http://i.imgur.com/GA0Wl.png) (http://imgur.com/GA0Wl)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Vurogj on 06 Nov 2012, 01:34
Quick, lazy and obvious, but it gets the ball rolling.

Angus : Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Marbear : Stop danging me!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 06 Nov 2012, 01:46
ANGUS: "Hey, nice selfie with you and ... whoa."
MARIGOLD: "GIMME THAT!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Spiff on 06 Nov 2012, 03:34
Angus: "You replaced Karen Allen's head with your own? Sweet.

Marigold: "Gimme that!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: techkid on 06 Nov 2012, 04:04
Angus: "Hey, is that you and your Ichiro (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1528) poster?"
Marigold: "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 Nov 2012, 04:22
Angus:  "No, I don't think I'll be giving this back anytime soon.  There are several people I know who'd be very interested in these photos..."

Marigold:  "I don't know how those got there!  I don't think of Pintsize that way!"

Alt

Angus:  "Are these the photos of the party?  Whoa!  I missed this?  When did THAT happen?"

Marigold:  "Marten swore he'd erased THAT photo!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 06 Nov 2012, 04:39
ANGUS: "Oh, is that what you like with your pizza?"
MARIGOLD: "(expletive deleted)"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DrBear on 06 Nov 2012, 06:13
Angus: Nice shot of you in a bikini!
Marigold: That's not a bikini, that's underwear!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Skewbrow on 06 Nov 2012, 07:02
Angus: "Ok, so I promised to show you how to edit out the zits. All ... 14 of them. Wait! That's not your face?"
Marigold: "GIMME THAT ... there are only 12 there."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 06 Nov 2012, 07:43
ANGUS: "Waitaminute! You actually have a SEPARATE camera that's not part of your PHONE?"
MARIGOLD: "Lots of people do! And you're a jerk! Who probably never gets any calls from anyone!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Nov 2012, 09:09
"Sweet! I should be able to get ten dollars from the fence!"
"Stop! That digital camera has been in my family for 80 years!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 06 Nov 2012, 16:27
ANGUS:  So you really do jump around slapping your ass when you--
MARIGOLD:   AUGH GIVE ME THAT
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 Nov 2012, 07:17
NEXT IMAGE 3/4:

(http://i.imgur.com/kwlJ7.png) (http://imgur.com/kwlJ7)

Awhile back someone requested more panels from the NRRD-Con storyline and I immediately thought of this.  :laugh: Thanks, whoever that was!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 Nov 2012, 07:29
Marten:  "What is it Tai?"

Tai:  "There's a furry in there with a costume with a zippered crotch, who's looking at Dora in a very friendly manner, if you know what I mean."

Jimbo:  "You mean my brother?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Spiff on 07 Nov 2012, 08:38
Tai: "Why did you never tell me that you can be at two places at the same time?"

Marten. "It's called bilocation and I need it so I can do my job at the library and still be at Coffee of Doom whenever the plot demands it."

Jimbo: "I once tried to write a story about that but I kept mixing up the pronouns."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 07 Nov 2012, 08:49
MARTEN: "... I want to share with you the truth of how we sprung from the mind of the Creator, Jeph, and are made in his image."
TAI: "That's deterministic, creatio-normative bullshit. We evolved from single bits, through bytes and 8-bit characters, through GUIs and graphical programs to our present form, which is not the final stage of our evolution. Some of us have already evolved to animated GIFs."
JIMBO: "... I'll bet if I stop drinking this shit, it'll turn out none of you ever existed."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 07 Nov 2012, 09:08
Quote from: DSL on 07 Nov 2012, 08:49
MARTEN: "... I want to share with you the truth of how we sprung from the mind of the Creator, Jeph, and are made in his image."
TAI: "That's deterministic, creatio-normative bullshit. We evolved from single bits, through bytes and 8-bit characters, through GUIs and graphical programs to our present form, which is not the final stage of our evolution. Some of us have already evolved to animated GIFs."
JIMBO: "... I'll bet if I stop drinking this shit, it'll turn out none of you ever existed."

Winner.     :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 Nov 2012, 10:29
Quote from: DSL on 07 Nov 2012, 08:49
MARTEN: "... I want to share with you the truth of how we sprung from the mind of the Creator, Jeph, and are made in his image."
TAI: "That's deterministic, creatio-normative bullshit. We evolved from single bits, through bytes and 8-bit characters, through GUIs and graphical programs to our present form, which is not the final stage of our evolution. Some of us have already evolved to animated GIFs."
JIMBO: "... I'll bet if I stop drinking this shit, it'll turn out none of you ever existed."

Still laughing onver this one.  I concede.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Nov 2012, 10:38
Riever, yours was a close second, believe me! 

This one's been gold, with only three responses! 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 07 Nov 2012, 15:52
MARTIN:  YOU... are doing the gust-strips while Jeph recovers?
TAI:  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ship me with Dora.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...
JIM:  Since you asked nice.   
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Nov 2012, 20:14
OK, four. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: cesium133 on 07 Nov 2012, 20:21
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 07 Nov 2012, 15:52
MARTIN:  YOU... are doing the gust-strips while Jeph recovers?
TAI:  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ship me with Dora.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...
JIM:  Since you asked nice.
JIMBO: I spent most of my money on booze, so can you chip in, Marten? I think together we can afford a shipping container to Abu Dhabi.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Romanticide on 07 Nov 2012, 23:05
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 04 Nov 2012, 12:57

(http://i.imgur.com/imdpX.png) (http://imgur.com/imdpX)

Dora: Why does it look like it's going to jump off?
Faye: that feature is still in Beta, give me a weak and Mr. Rex here will be able to claw out the faces of our enemies, or just annoying customers.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 08 Nov 2012, 01:55
Quote from: cesium133 on 07 Nov 2012, 20:21
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 07 Nov 2012, 15:52
MARTIN:  YOU... are doing the gust-strips while Jeph recovers?
TAI:  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ship me with Dora.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...
JIM:  Since you asked nice.
JIMBO: I spent most of my money on booze, so can you chip in, Marten? I think together we can afford a shipping container to Abu Dhabi.

Hee hee hee
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: techkid on 08 Nov 2012, 02:40
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 07 Nov 2012, 07:17
NEXT IMAGE 3/4:

(http://i.imgur.com/kwlJ7.png) (http://imgur.com/kwlJ7)

Awhile back someone requested more panels from the NRRD-Con storyline and I immediately thought of this.  :laugh: Thanks, whoever that was!

Marten: "Why is that furry trying to hit on Dora?"
Tai: "Marten, this is a geek convention. You should be man enough to take it on!"
Jimbo: "You see it too? I thought that was the Hooch Possum..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DrBear on 08 Nov 2012, 09:14
I plan to use the words "Hooch Possum" in as many conversations as possible today.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 08 Nov 2012, 09:44
Quote from: techkid on 08 Nov 2012, 02:40
Marten: "Why is that furry trying to hit on Dora?"
Tai: "Marten, this is a geek convention. You should be man enough to take it on!"
Jimbo: "You see it too? I thought that was the Hooch Possum..."

A contendah. A definite contendah.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Nov 2012, 03:49
PANEL 4/4:

(http://i.imgur.com/VglZR.png) (http://imgur.com/VglZR)

Have a good weekend  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Mr_Rose on 09 Nov 2012, 04:17
Hannelore: "Oh, sorry, it's only me! Don't mind the thermoptic camo."

Sven: "Don't you have to be naked for that stuff to work right?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: WAYF on 09 Nov 2012, 06:20
Hanners: *blushing* Okay, here's a fact about me: I apparently get super flustered when you call me sexy.

Sven: Faye did that too, but I don't mind if you continue the trend.

 :evil:
[Source (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2261)]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 Nov 2012, 06:39
Hanners:  "Thanks for the hoodie."

Sven:  "No problem, sure you don't need a pair of pants as well?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 09 Nov 2012, 16:54
HANNERS: "This is what I looked like in my larval stage. Later on I grew wings but they fell off when I came to earth."
SVEN: "I'll bet you were a cute little pupa."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Nov 2012, 19:19
Another winner.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Nov 2012, 22:33
I second that; for making me imagine Hannelore as a caterpillar :3
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: DSL on 10 Nov 2012, 04:02
A Hannerpillar!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 87
Post by: drmike on 11 Nov 2012, 15:41
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 09 Nov 2012, 03:49
PANEL 4/4:

(http://i.imgur.com/VglZR.png) (http://imgur.com/VglZR)


Hannelore: "Do you think they're on to me?"

Sven: "Nah, your secret love for mud wrestling is safe."