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Title: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Dec 2012, 15:16
Sorry about the lateness; computers been wack. Anyway FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/c84ro.png) (http://imgur.com/c84ro)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: cesium133 on 02 Dec 2012, 15:26
Momo: But, but, but... WHAT?
Pintsize: Butts, that's what.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Mr_Rose on 02 Dec 2012, 16:03
Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: riccostar on 02 Dec 2012, 16:32
Momo: You're telling me people actually pay to watch that?
Pintsize: That and so much more...

My guess: cake batter incident
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: WAYF on 02 Dec 2012, 16:46
Pintsize: So, did you ever hear what happened to your old chassis...?

Momo: NO.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: jwhouk on 02 Dec 2012, 16:59
Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

Momo: "But the cake - it's a lie!"
Pintsize: "Not really. Winslow figured out how to use your old chassis to make pound cake with it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: DSL on 02 Dec 2012, 17:35
MOMO: "I'm not going to apologize for the robo-noogie. You deserved it."
PINTSIZE: "No, no! I was wondering ... could you give me another one?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Dec 2012, 18:19
MOMO: "I'm not going to apologize for the robo-noogie. You deserved it."

Pintsize: "No, no, it was cool - I got a great upskirt pic right before you grabbed me, so it was totally worth it!" 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: DSL on 02 Dec 2012, 20:58
I sometimes wonder ... doesn't Momo owe Faye a couple zaps?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Dec 2012, 21:51
At least a couple.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Pilchard123 on 03 Dec 2012, 00:23
(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

The eeling of Pintsize (can't remeber when that was)? The rickroll (1658 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/1658))?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Soulsynger on 03 Dec 2012, 02:32
Momo: "What are you looking at?"
Pintsize: "All your base... baby!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Dec 2012, 03:01
(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

In case I didn't make it clear with my response, I'm betting it's all about the cake mix.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: techkid on 03 Dec 2012, 03:13
Momo: "But that site's got more malware than Marigold's 'sexy yaoi sites'!"

Pintsize: "I know, but it's so totally worth it for the video drivers."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: WAYF on 03 Dec 2012, 03:28
Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

People have already guessed the cake incident, so I'm going to suggest the tomato sauce incident (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=212) instead, for the sake of variety.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Border Reiver on 03 Dec 2012, 03:31
Momo:  "That's outrageous, I could never..."

Pintsize:  "That 's what the Roomba thought at first as well."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Skewbrow on 03 Dec 2012, 03:49
Pintsize: "At least I'm comfortable with my robosexuality. You, OTOH, seem to be "intrigued" by intersentient possibilities."
Momo: "Eww... How did you ...?"
Pintsize: "I have bluetooth, too. I sensed you stealthily copying the numbers from Faye's phone."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Spiff on 03 Dec 2012, 04:14
Momo: "Photography?"

Pintsize: "Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Soulsynger on 03 Dec 2012, 04:22
Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

No one mentioned the Someone mentioned the tentacle incident (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1366) yet?? but I don't think anyone linked it yet.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 03 Dec 2012, 08:38
PINTSIZE: 01001100 01100101 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00000000
MOMO: 00000110 00000000
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: DSL on 03 Dec 2012, 08:47
PINTSIZE: 01001100 01100101 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00000000
MOMO: 00000110 00000000

WIN.

MOMO: "Some of those meme-based responses in Vol. 90 were a bit of a stretch."
PINTSIZE: "It's the elasticity."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 03 Dec 2012, 09:37
MOMO: "Some of those meme-based responses in Vol. 90 were a bit of a stretch."
PINTSIZE: "It's the elasticity."

MOMO: Are they still doing those -idity jokes?
PINTSIZE: It's a lack of creativity.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: K1dmor on 03 Dec 2012, 14:01
 MOMO: "I DON'T LIKE TENTACLES!"
 PINTSIZE: "But You didn't seem to care about the eels (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1298)"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: FunkyTuba on 03 Dec 2012, 14:07
Pintsize: So, I've got this twitter feed...
Momo: I'm more of a tumblr type, thanks.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Soulsynger on 03 Dec 2012, 23:02
Pintsize: So, I've got this twitter feed...
Momo: I'm more of a tumblr type, thanks.
Friendzoned. Who would've thought...?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: de_la_Nae on 04 Dec 2012, 06:18
Pintsize: BODY MASSAGE.
Momo: ...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: izumiryu on 04 Dec 2012, 06:59
Pintsize: One of us! One of us!
Momo: Ew...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: de_la_Nae on 04 Dec 2012, 07:10
Pintsize: Maybe that's not what you're looking for. It's okay if it's not. You do seem curious though, interested perhaps. If and when you decide you want to explore the realm of collar and leather, the pleasures of the whip and chain...well, you know where to find me.
Momo: I..I didn't, I just... {Why am I blushing, WHY AM I BLUSHING?!}
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Thrudd on 04 Dec 2012, 07:17
Momo: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything I could do?
Pintsize:  I feel happy. I feel happy.
< censored >
Pintsize: Ah, thank you very much.
Momo: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Pintsize: Right.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Dec 2012, 08:01
Oh wow.  I know the source, but a different reading of that is definitely NSFW!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Soulsynger on 04 Dec 2012, 11:09
Oh wow.  I know the source, but a different reading of that is definitely NSFW!
NSFR...

btw, I've been wondering about this for some time now: Is there any clear schedule for when pictures get posted in the caption threads?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Pilchard123 on 04 Dec 2012, 12:12
Net stable funding ratio?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: WAYF on 04 Dec 2012, 14:14
New Surfboards For Redheads?

Not So Freezing Rain?

Now for Something Fundamentally Racist? :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Soulsynger on 04 Dec 2012, 15:23
Stop it, you're killing me!  :lol:

Never seen farting rainbows.
Newton says "Fridges rule!"
Narcolepsy stands for Rrrrrrrrch ... choooo .... rrrrch.... choooo ..... zzzzZZZ....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: iduguphergrave on 04 Dec 2012, 16:01
btw, I've been wondering about this for some time now: Is there any clear schedule for when pictures get posted in the caption threads?

Sundays and Wednesdays; I just try to post them as early in the day as possible.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: de_la_Nae on 04 Dec 2012, 16:58
Nestle Sells Fuckin' ROOFIES!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Dec 2012, 17:05
Never Save For Retirement
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: ChaosWolf on 05 Dec 2012, 10:10
Nyet, Soviet Flying Rhino.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Dec 2012, 10:31
oooook Time to restore order; SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/IHF3S.png) (http://imgur.com/IHF3S)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: celticgeek on 05 Dec 2012, 10:37
Hannelore:  Is my ship here yet?
Emily's Mother:  I didn't see any ship...
Emily:  You can't see it, it's invisible!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 05 Dec 2012, 10:54
Hanners:   'morning Ms. Reed.
Mom:  I am NOT Ms. Reed!
Emily:  The resemblance is striking.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Mr_Rose on 05 Dec 2012, 11:08
Hannelore: “Wait, who redecorated in here?”
Emily's mom: “Actually, I've been meaning to ask that myself; even the tableware is different.”
Emily: “Huh, I thought I just dreamed those elves...”

Alt. Emily: “Huh. I didn't even notice.”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 05 Dec 2012, 11:27
HANNERS: Must. Read. All the posts
MOM: You should! Especially the "humidity" jokes, they're hilarious!
EMILY: I don't understand any of them!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Dec 2012, 13:59
Hannelore: "Why is your hair sticking up like that?!"
Mrs. Azume: "Yes, dear, why?"
Emily: "It's the ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: riccostar on 05 Dec 2012, 19:03
Hanners: We have coffee?
Emily's Mother: Yes, could someone go get her some?
Emily: I could make her a margarita! I like margaritas!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: WAYF on 05 Dec 2012, 22:00
Hannelore: (yawning) Oh, good morning Emily. I stashed away your machete and your mask like you told me to... I made sure there was absolutely no blood left on them.

Emily's Mother: Did... did you wear those to the party?

Emily: Sort of!

(Meanwhile, back in Northampton)

Momo: Where IS everyone?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: techkid on 06 Dec 2012, 05:11
Hannelore: "Buh... I didn't redecorate in my sleep again, did I?"
Mrs Azuma: "I thought the place had changed since we left. Did you allow this?"
Emily: "I don't know. We got pretty hammered last night!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: DSL on 06 Dec 2012, 05:19
HANNERS: "Is this ... a new simulation? Wait, you're Marigold from the last one, aren't you?"
EMILYMOM: "What's ... she talking about, dear?"
EMILY: "Dunno. I still have the knife, just in case."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Skewbrow on 06 Dec 2012, 07:33
Hannelore: "... 4719, 4720. A total of 4720 nails used on the floorboards of this cabin."
EmilyMom: "Wait! You're the girl who counted Tom's backhair. There are several ladies at the country club ..."
Emily: "We're friends!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: FunkyTuba on 06 Dec 2012, 09:38
Hannelore: Why did I wake up in your anime dream fantasy, Marigold?
Marigold: Dunno, just go with it... would you say Emily's new hair style is more ahoge (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotHair) or antennae? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HairAntennae)?
Emily: You should see my final form! I get an irridescent puce odango (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OdangoHair?from=Main.Odango) and it can totally kick ass!
Parents: It's true.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Akima on 06 Dec 2012, 15:20
Emily cosplays as Shampoo (http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14400000/Ranma-1-2-Shampoo-Cosplay-lolly4me2-14489784-500-333.jpg)? Actually Tai would make a pretty good Ranma...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Dec 2012, 16:31
I wonder which Harry Potter character Tai plays when she's flash LARPing?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: DSL on 06 Dec 2012, 16:39
I wonder which Harry Potter character Tai plays when she's flash LARPing?

Hagrid, definitely. A very short Hagrid.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Dec 2012, 16:46
Hannelore: "T01x = −β01 q1 − γ01 (q1 − q1f ) + 0.5 g L1 m1 cos(q1 ) + g L1 m2 cos(q1 ),
˙
T12y = −β12 q2 − γ12 (q2 − q2f ) + 0.5 g L2 m2 cos(q2 ).
˙"
Mrs. Azuma: "Emily, dear, is she a secret robot?"
Emily: "I never asked."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: K1dmor on 06 Dec 2012, 18:11
I wonder which Harry Potter character Tai plays when she's flash LARPing?

Hagrid, definitely. A very short Hagrid.

 With Gordon playing Aragog.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: DSL on 07 Dec 2012, 04:26
Hannelore: "T01x = −β01 q1 − γ01 (q1 − q1f ) + 0.5 g L1 m1 cos(q1 ) + g L1 m2 cos(q1 ),
˙
T12y = −β12 q2 − γ12 (q2 − q2f ) + 0.5 g L2 m2 cos(q2 ).
˙"
Mrs. Azuma: "Emily, dear, is she a secret robot?"
Emily: "I never asked."

Space station's orbit? Or are those the dynamics of an asteroid, Moriarty?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 91
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Dec 2012, 07:18
Control laws for a 2-link robot arm.