THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 30 Dec 2012, 20:35
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Sorry about the delay; here we go again!
(http://i.imgur.com/seyf8.png) (http://imgur.com/seyf8)
Enjoi
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Sam: Fear me, Corvo the assassin! At my command is Faye the indomitable!
Dora: At least we took away her sword first.
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SAM: "It's beautiful! (Wilhelm scream) (face mask melts, reveals sheet of paper with drawing of skull)"
DORA: "I told you to look away! Now I have to think of a sequel with '... of Doom' in the title!"
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Skullmantha: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU TOLD ME NOT TO MAKE FACES.
Dora: Uhm, Samantha, can you see with that on?
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Skullmantha: NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK!
Dora: Careful, honey, Faye's liable to drop people who make too many bad references.
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Skullmantha: SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS SHALL BRING DOOM TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT A FRIEND OR A WORSHIPPER!
Dora: We're friends.
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Samantha-Faye: Who runs Bartertown?
Auntie Dora: Welcome! To another edition of Thunderdome!
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SAMANTHA: We are the Skulls. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
VOICE-OVER: The inferiority of species 5618 is most clearly shown in the behaviour of its juveniles. In sharp contrast to members of the Collective, its adolescents go through a phase of rebellion against their parental units, much to the detriment of 5618 society. For its own good, species 5618 should be assimilated as soon as possible.
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Skullmaster: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD-GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL-THRONE! WE RIDE TO HONOUR OUR LORD KHORNE!!!!"
Dora: "I just cleaned up after the last time."
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Piece of paper: "Behold! I have just taken over your daughter and her friend!"
Dora: "And Faye was bad enough already."
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Dora: "There's some sort of floating bandicoot at the window, and it's staring right at you two..."
Skullmaster: "My eternal nemesis, Randy! I shall reclaim my pile of skulls from thee!"
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Piece of paper: "Behold! I have just taken over your daughter and her friend!"
Dora: "And Faye was bad enough already."
WIN!
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Skullmaster: BRING ME THE HEAD OF YELLING BIRD!
Dora: Tell it to Sweet-Tits, she'll be happy to oblige.
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I prefer seeing your Randy avatar calling for yelling bird's head. It works.
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Dora: "There's some sort of floating bandicoot at the window, and it's staring right at you two..."
Skullmaster: "My eternal nemesis, Randy! I shall reclaim my pile of skulls from thee!"
Well done!
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guh
(http://i.imgur.com/phVdR.png) (http://imgur.com/phVdR)
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I dunno... The originals shine too brightly in my mind for me to caption them.
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SWEET-TITS: Goddammit, why is there bird shit on my Burrito?
YELLING BIRD: Get your hands off my sex toy! I can't even remove it from my cloaca for ten minutes without you fondling it.
SHAME ORB: There's lube on it too. Rick Santorum (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum) would be proud.
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Harriet: "What in the name of all that is f*ckin' holy am I supposed to do with this?"
Shame Orb: "I think it is intended as a form of food."
Yelling Bird: "Just eat the damn thing. If you want salsa, I 'll need a moment to get it from my cloaca."
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Harriet: "I'm not eating that! I know where it came from!"
Shame Orb: "Why not? You ate three of them after you came home drunk last week."
Yelling Bird: "F***ING DAMN, double-standard <insert derogatory term here>! I offer you something from my cloaca and you throw a f***ing chair at me!"
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HARRIET: "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"
YELLING BIRD and SHAME ORB (in unison): "Savor it."
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Harriet: "This is NOT a Burrito!"
Shame Orb: "Sure it is. A Burrito is nothing but disgust, disappointment and disillusionment and eventual public humiliation wrapped in anxiety and spiced with fear."
Yelling Bird: " **** **** in the **** **** that keeps burning my Cloaca and singing my tail-feathers every-time I **** or ****."
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Harriet: "There could be katydids in it!"
Shame Orb: "Remember what you did when you were working in the Mexican restaurant?"
Yelling Bird: "Katydids explode when I come inside them!"
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Inspired by today's comic:
Harriet: "I wonder if I ever pooped on Randy."
Shame Orb: "It's not too late."
Yelling Bird: "This whole shitty conversation makes me fucking glad I'm an only goddamned child!"
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I dunno, that's pretty tame for Yelling Bird.
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Replacement YB: I F###ING SHAT SO MUCH ON MY SIBLINGS THEY COULDN'T EAT, THE F###ERS! I GOT ALL THE C##KMUNC##NG WORMS AND THEN I SHAT THAT ON THEM TOO! THAT'S WHY I'M AN ONLY CHILD NOW HOLD STILL!