THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 20 Jan 2013, 14:07
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We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...
Until then, FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/LHttbwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LHttbwV)
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Marten: "Wait, have you gotten browner recently?"
Hanners: "Why yes, thanks for noticing!"
Claire: "Geez, for a minute I thought you were talking to me..."
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Marten: "That's it. No more cartoon-style squeezing through chocolate fountain plumbing for you."
Hanners: "But! Chocolate!"
Claire: "She has a point, you know?"
(I haven't slept for 36 hours.)
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Marten: Hanners did you forget to take your meds today?
Hannilore: Why would you ask that mystery talking falafal?
Claire thinking: it is so sad these are the most normal friends i have.
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Hannelore: I... stayed up... last night... reading ALL the posts...
Marten: Damnit Claire, did you link her to Quantifiable Concerns again?
Claire: What? No! ...Maybe.
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MARTEN: No no, the #48 is a triple-shot-in the-dark- with-almond-milk and a free muffin. #49 is the deluxe rub-and-tug package.
HANNERS: oooooh.... either way run home and grab my meds before I detonate. Hurry.
CLAIRE: What is #69 then?
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Hanners: *in strained pained voice* Marten, why are you talking to air?
Marten: Wait, i'm not talking to air, thats Claire!!
Claire: Did she take her meds today?
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Marten: "Did you take your meds today?"
Hannelore: "Did YOU take your meds today?"
Claire: "Did you take your MEDS today?"
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Hannelore: "If someone asks me about my meds one more time. . . "
Marten: "Well, there goes that conversation then."
Claire: "Annnnd I just saw an orb crap a burrito. Can I have them if you're not taking them?"
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Claire: (small voice) "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles??"
Marten: "Waffles!!"
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Marten: The little hats again?
Hanners: Yes.. yes ze little hats... you see the LITTLE HATS yes?
Claire: what
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HANNERS: And that's when I found I was pregnant. Isn't that greeeat!?
MARTIN: Claire, go get the special net. We've got a promiscuous rogue A.I. on the loose.
CLAIRE: Wait, what?
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Claire: (small voice) "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles??"
Marten: "Waffles!!"
Kugai, pleeeease
Marten: "Waffles."
Hanners: "Spathe Ham!"
Claire: "Banana Smoothie!"
Emily (off screen): "HEY!"
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Hanners: "I'm all right, aren't I? Everything is all right?"
Claire: "Look at her eyes! What's her problem? Is she on drugs?"
Marten: "I think that's the exact opposite of her problem."
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MARTEN: That will be one large Latte for Claire, one double espresso for me and one Banana Smoothie. Oh, and make that last one special, please.
CLAIRE: "Special"?
HANNERS: Faye taught me! I'll mix in some Jalapeno peppers and this little pill with a dolphin on it. Nice dolphin!
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Hanners: "My tanning lotion has set; I can't move!"
Marten: "Actually, I think you're pupating! What's going to happen?"
Claire: "Something wonderful!"
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Marten: Hannelore are you ok?
Hannelore: of course. i have just finished the inventory. we have exactly three hundred and seventy three thousand five hundred and twelve coffee beans. I am now counting how many grounds are in a selection of beans in order to figure out how many grounds we have with the beans we have.
Claire: 0_o
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HANNERS: They're trying to ship you two, again.
MARTEN: Ok, when we get back I want you to contact Fed Ex and get a quote on the biggest box you can, overnight-ed to the farthest point on the globe from here.
CLAIRE: Right...
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HANNELORE: "Aw! Claire thinks I'm pretty!"
MARTEN: "No stalking her, Claire. Remember, we had your brother duct-taped to that chair right over there and we were threatening him with that broadsword."
CLAIRE: "You bastards! You didn't call me and let me watch?"
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HANNERS: That Flattr button is really really getting on my nerves. HOW CAN I READ ALL THE POSTS if I can't click the link...
MARTEN: Claire, get the webhost on the phone and tell them to adjust the spacing while I fetch her meds.
CLAIRE: Why do I have to work while you play drug-mule?!
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Claire: (small voice) "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles??"
Marten: "Waffles!!"
Kugai, pleeeease
Marten: "Waffles."
Hanners: "Spathe Ham!"
Claire: "Banana Smoothie!"
Emily (off screen): "HEY!"
Muffin Muffin Muffin.
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Village elders, please correct my actions if needed, but:
ROUND 2:
(http://s2.postimage.org/5qjbz7nqx/2367.png)
(Amended yet again because I didn't want to throw MDBS under the bus. Eeesh.)
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I usually leave the first image up by itself until Wednesday to make sure everyone has a decent chance at captioning. I lack the moderating power to take down your image but in the future it's better to ask first.
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Duly noted and
amended unchanged for now. People have already started captioning...if a mod wants to clean up the enormous mess I've made of things, they are free to do so. Sorry for stepping on your toes. >.<
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CLAIRE: WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN huhbublblblbbluuuughhhhh
MARTEN: Eh, you get used to it.
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CLAIRE: WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN huhbublblblbbluuuughhhhh
MARTEN: Eh, you get used to it.
Aww snap, I just pulled the rug out from under your feet...sorry, man. Don't worry, it'll be back. ^_^;;
And amended yet again...oy vey.
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Claire: "Ohmigod ohmigod I got my dandruff all over you!"
Marten, brushing: "It's no big deal."
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Claire: "HOLY CRAP, WHAT'D YOU DO TO THAT MONK!?"
Marten: "Jeez, that's actually alot harder without a pan."
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Claire: "Oh my god! It won't go away! It's been more than FOUR hours!!"
Marten: "I see Sven has been practicing (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1078)."
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We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...
Until then, FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/LHttbwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LHttbwV)
HANNERS: So confused.... which image am I supposed to caption... must caption them all...
CLAIRE: I swear to god if this is the lead-in for another "fetch 'er meds" bit...
MARTEN: No no that was so Monday, now we're making fun of you for awhile.
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Self-referingularity!
Well done.
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We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...
Until then, FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/LHttbwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LHttbwV)
Hanners: "So, we were talking last night and ..."
Marten: "Absolutely not! Besides, Claire still owes Cossette $20."
Claire: "I thought the first taste was free!"
Village elders, please correct my actions if needed, but:
ROUND 2:
(http://s2.postimage.org/5qjbz7nqx/2367.png)
(Amended yet again because I didn't want to throw MDBS under the bus. Eeesh.)
Claire: "OMG! What have I done?!?"
Marten: "Look, if you budget properly you should still be able to afford the payments to Cossette and do everything else."
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Second picture
Claire: "I'm terribly sorry!"
Marten: "Don't worry. You'll get used to Faye's coffee."
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Claire: "I'm sorry, i didn't want to be so rough last night" .
Marten: "It's okay, but my shoulder still hurts a little bit".
Just use your imagination (?).
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Um, OK... Claire was demonstrating aikido techniques using Marten as uke. He got hurt because he is a guitarist and the technique is different.
I did that with the power of imagination!
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Akima, I'd say "Illustrate it or it didn't happen," but I like it too much. Even if I had to Google.
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I have long wanted to draw Marten playing the ukulele because he is so much the uke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uke_(martial_arts)) of QC, but I have never take the time to master drawing. Possibly this posting should be in the Confessions thread, because it takes a weird mind to make visual puns like that...
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panel 2
Marten: Geeze my shoulder hurts. I hate getting blue balled so bad it hits my shoulder when hard
Claire: (random embarassed noises)
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Claire: "OMG! What have I done?!?"
Marten: "If it's any consolation, She barely bruised me with that reflex punch."
[use your imaginations on what and to who] :wink:
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Hanners: Marten likes puns! He thinks they're punny!
Marten: Actually, I just like to see that expectant look on your face when you just made a bad joke.
Claire: What face?
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2nd panel:
CLAIRE: M hayfever is terrible today! ATCHOOO!
MARTEN: Wow, that one was loud enough to dislocate my shoulder.
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I guess we've technically already had two images this week but whatever:
(http://i.imgur.com/MAPgEKO.png) (http://imgur.com/MAPgEKO)
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Harriet: Harriet. My name is Harriet.
Randy: I'm sorry, but your birth certificate says your name is Sweet-Tits, and we bandicoots are sticklers for paperwork.
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Harriet: "What are you doing?"
Randy: "Dancing on a cloud!"
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Harriet: You are such a butt-face, Randy...
Randy: What are you talking about? I'm a bandicoot! I have a bandicoot's face! How you could associate a bandicoot's face with a butt is completely beyond me!
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Harriet: "Was that you?"
Randy: "No, that smells like one of Shebly's"
Butt painting on the wall: "Excuse me."
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Harriet: "How do you even float without wings?"
Randy: "Hope is lighter than air, and tastier too!"