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Title: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: iduguphergrave on 20 Jan 2013, 14:07
We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...

Until then, FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/LHttbwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LHttbwV)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Jan 2013, 14:12
Marten: "Wait, have you gotten browner recently?"
Hanners: "Why yes, thanks for noticing!" 
Claire: "Geez, for a minute I thought you were talking to me..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Soulsynger on 20 Jan 2013, 14:26
Marten: "That's it. No more cartoon-style squeezing through chocolate fountain plumbing for you."
Hanners: "But! Chocolate!"
Claire: "She has a point, you know?"

(I haven't slept for 36 hours.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: miados on 20 Jan 2013, 15:26
Marten: Hanners did you forget to take your meds today?
Hannilore: Why would you ask that mystery talking falafal?
Claire thinking: it is so sad these are the most normal friends i have.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: WAYF on 20 Jan 2013, 15:42
Hannelore: I... stayed up... last night... reading ALL the posts...

Marten: Damnit Claire, did you link her to Quantifiable Concerns again?

Claire: What? No! ...Maybe.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 Jan 2013, 16:52
MARTEN:  No no,   the #48 is a triple-shot-in the-dark- with-almond-milk and a free muffin.    #49 is the deluxe rub-and-tug package.
HANNERS:  oooooh.... either way run home and grab my meds before I detonate.  Hurry.
CLAIRE:  What is #69 then?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: cesariojpn on 20 Jan 2013, 17:41
Hanners: *in strained pained voice* Marten, why are you talking to air?
Marten: Wait, i'm not talking to air, thats Claire!!
Claire: Did she take her meds today?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: jwhouk on 20 Jan 2013, 18:34
Marten: "Did you take your meds today?"
Hannelore: "Did YOU take your meds today?"
Claire: "Did you take your MEDS today?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: RedWolf4 on 20 Jan 2013, 18:39
Hannelore: "If someone asks me about my meds one more time. . . "
Marten: "Well, there goes that conversation then."
Claire: "Annnnd I just saw an orb crap a burrito. Can I have them if you're not taking them?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Kugai on 20 Jan 2013, 18:42
Claire: (small voice)  "Waffles."

Hannelore:  "Waffles??"

Marten:  "Waffles!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 Jan 2013, 20:27
Marten:  The little hats again?
Hanners:  Yes.. yes ze little hats... you see the LITTLE HATS yes?
Claire:  what
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Jan 2013, 21:48
HANNERS: And that's when I found I was pregnant. Isn't that greeeat!?
MARTIN: Claire, go get the special net. We've got a promiscuous rogue A.I. on the loose.
CLAIRE: Wait, what?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Soulsynger on 21 Jan 2013, 00:06
Claire: (small voice)  "Waffles."
Hannelore:  "Waffles??"
Marten:  "Waffles!!"
Kugai, pleeeease

Marten: "Waffles."
Hanners: "Spathe Ham!"
Claire: "Banana Smoothie!"
Emily (off screen): "HEY!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Skewbrow on 21 Jan 2013, 03:58
Hanners: "I'm all right, aren't I? Everything is all right?"
Claire: "Look at her eyes! What's her problem? Is she on drugs?"
Marten: "I think that's the exact opposite of her problem."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 21 Jan 2013, 04:26
MARTEN: That will be one large Latte for Claire, one double espresso for me and one Banana Smoothie. Oh, and make that last one special, please.
CLAIRE: "Special"?
HANNERS: Faye taught me! I'll mix in some Jalapeno peppers and this little pill with a dolphin on it. Nice dolphin!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Akima on 21 Jan 2013, 04:53
Hanners: "My tanning lotion has set; I can't move!"
Marten:   "Actually, I think you're pupating! What's going to happen?"
Claire:     "Something wonderful!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: miados on 21 Jan 2013, 13:52
Marten: Hannelore are you ok?
Hannelore: of course. i have just finished the inventory. we have exactly three hundred and seventy three thousand five hundred and twelve coffee beans. I am now counting how many grounds are in a selection of beans in order to figure out how many grounds we have with the beans we have.
Claire: 0_o
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Jan 2013, 14:10
HANNERS:   They're trying to ship you two, again.
MARTEN:  Ok, when we get back I want you to contact Fed Ex and get a quote on the biggest box you can,  overnight-ed  to the farthest point on the globe from here.
CLAIRE:   Right...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: DSL on 21 Jan 2013, 15:22
HANNELORE: "Aw! Claire thinks I'm pretty!"
MARTEN: "No stalking her, Claire. Remember, we had your brother duct-taped to that chair right over there and we were threatening him with that broadsword."
CLAIRE: "You bastards! You didn't call me and let me watch?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Jan 2013, 17:22
HANNERS:   That Flattr button is really really getting on my nerves.  HOW CAN I READ ALL THE POSTS if I can't click the link...
MARTEN:    Claire,  get the webhost on the phone and tell them to adjust the spacing while I fetch her meds.
CLAIRE:   Why do I have to work while you play drug-mule?!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Kugai on 21 Jan 2013, 20:28
Claire: (small voice)  "Waffles."
Hannelore:  "Waffles??"
Marten:  "Waffles!!"
Kugai, pleeeease

Marten: "Waffles."
Hanners: "Spathe Ham!"
Claire: "Banana Smoothie!"
Emily (off screen): "HEY!"



Muffin Muffin Muffin.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Bluesummers on 21 Jan 2013, 20:39
Village elders, please correct my actions if needed, but:

ROUND 2:

(http://s2.postimage.org/5qjbz7nqx/2367.png)

(Amended yet again because I didn't want to throw MDBS under the bus. Eeesh.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: iduguphergrave on 21 Jan 2013, 20:46
I usually leave the first image up by itself until Wednesday to make sure everyone has a decent chance at captioning. I lack the moderating power to take down your image but in the future it's better to ask first.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Bluesummers on 21 Jan 2013, 21:05
Duly noted and amended unchanged for now. People have already started captioning...if a mod wants to clean up the enormous mess I've made of things, they are free to do so. Sorry for stepping on your toes. >.<
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Jan 2013, 21:05
CLAIRE:   WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN huhbublblblbbluuuughhhhh
MARTEN:  Eh, you get used to it.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Bluesummers on 21 Jan 2013, 21:08
CLAIRE:   WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN huhbublblblbbluuuughhhhh
MARTEN:  Eh, you get used to it.

Aww snap, I just pulled the rug out from under your feet...sorry, man. Don't worry, it'll be back. ^_^;;

And amended yet again...oy vey.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Jan 2013, 21:53
Claire: "Ohmigod ohmigod I got my dandruff all over you!"
Marten, brushing: "It's no big deal."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: RedWolf4 on 21 Jan 2013, 22:40
Claire: "HOLY CRAP, WHAT'D YOU DO TO THAT MONK!?"

Marten: "Jeez, that's actually alot harder without a pan."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Soulsynger on 21 Jan 2013, 23:22
Claire: "Oh my god! It won't go away! It's been more than FOUR hours!!"
Marten: "I see Sven has been practicing (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1078)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 22 Jan 2013, 00:48
We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...

Until then, FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/LHttbwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LHttbwV)

HANNERS:   So confused....  which image am I supposed to caption...  must caption them all...
CLAIRE:   I swear to god if this is the lead-in for another "fetch 'er meds" bit...
MARTEN:  No no that was so Monday,  now we're making fun of you for awhile.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Soulsynger on 22 Jan 2013, 01:42
Self-referingularity!

Well done.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Border Reiver on 22 Jan 2013, 04:53
We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...

Until then, FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/LHttbwV.png) (http://imgur.com/LHttbwV)

Hanners:  "So, we were talking last night and ..."

Marten:  "Absolutely not!  Besides, Claire still owes Cossette $20."

Claire:  "I thought the first taste was free!"


Village elders, please correct my actions if needed, but:

ROUND 2:

(http://s2.postimage.org/5qjbz7nqx/2367.png)

(Amended yet again because I didn't want to throw MDBS under the bus. Eeesh.)

Claire:  "OMG!  What have I done?!?"

Marten:  "Look, if you budget properly you should still be able to afford the payments to Cossette and do everything else."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Spiff on 22 Jan 2013, 05:11
Second picture

Claire: "I'm terribly sorry!"

Marten: "Don't worry. You'll get used to Faye's coffee."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: K1dmor on 22 Jan 2013, 08:46
Claire: "I'm sorry, i didn't want to be so rough last night" .
Marten: "It's okay, but my shoulder still hurts a little bit".

Just use your imagination (?).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Akima on 22 Jan 2013, 12:43
Um, OK... Claire was demonstrating aikido techniques using Marten as uke. He got hurt because he is a guitarist and the technique is different.

I did that with the power of imagination!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Redball on 22 Jan 2013, 12:58
Akima, I'd say "Illustrate it or it didn't happen," but I like it too much. Even if I had to Google.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Akima on 22 Jan 2013, 13:30
I have long wanted to draw Marten playing the ukulele because he is so much the uke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uke_(martial_arts)) of QC, but I have never take the time to master drawing. Possibly this posting should be in the Confessions thread, because it takes a weird mind to make visual puns like that...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: miados on 22 Jan 2013, 16:07
panel 2

Marten: Geeze my shoulder hurts. I hate getting blue balled so bad it hits my shoulder when hard

Claire: (random embarassed noises)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Thrudd on 22 Jan 2013, 17:24

Claire:  "OMG!  What have I done?!?"

Marten:  "If it's any consolation, She barely bruised me with that reflex punch."

[use your imaginations on what and to who]   :wink:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: FunkyTuba on 22 Jan 2013, 17:42
Hanners: Marten likes puns! He thinks they're punny!
Marten: Actually, I just like to see that expectant look on your face when you just made a bad joke.
Claire: What face?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jan 2013, 23:28
2nd panel:
CLAIRE: M hayfever is terrible today! ATCHOOO!
MARTEN: Wow, that one was loud enough to dislocate my shoulder.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jan 2013, 06:36
I guess we've technically already had two images this week but whatever:

(http://i.imgur.com/MAPgEKO.png) (http://imgur.com/MAPgEKO)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: cesium133 on 24 Jan 2013, 06:48
Harriet: Harriet. My name is Harriet.
Randy: I'm sorry, but your birth certificate says your name is Sweet-Tits, and we bandicoots are sticklers for paperwork.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Soulsynger on 24 Jan 2013, 07:35
Harriet: "What are you doing?"
Randy: "Dancing on a cloud!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: WAYF on 24 Jan 2013, 15:10
Harriet: You are such a butt-face, Randy...

Randy: What are you talking about? I'm a bandicoot! I have a bandicoot's face! How you could associate a bandicoot's face with a butt is completely beyond me!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Jan 2013, 15:51
Harriet: "Was that you?"
Randy: "No, that smells like one of Shebly's"
Butt painting on the wall: "Excuse me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 98
Post by: Bluesummers on 25 Jan 2013, 19:10
Harriet: "How do you even float without wings?"
Randy: "Hope is lighter than air, and tastier too!"