THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 10 Feb 2013, 10:37
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I believe that many dalmatians would be a considerable handful. FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/HPbXu7W.png) (http://imgur.com/HPbXu7W)
Enjoy!
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Marten: This is not the shelf you are looking for.
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Claire: “Hey, check it out! The faster I run the longer my hair gets, see?”
Tai: “That's… wow.”
Magic Marten (thinking): «Infernal catalogue! Cease your pitiful flapping and return!»
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Claire: Hey, is that's confetti? What's going on?
Tai: Snow.
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Claire: "Froglord! Wait for me!"
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CLAIRE: *gasp* They are closing in on me! *pant* Gotta run faster!
TAI: "They"?
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Claire: “Meep! Meep!”
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Claire: "A truckload of DALMATIANS just pulled up outside the LIBRARY!"
Tai: "Hey! Tell that lady with the weird hair to go ply her wares elsewhere!"
Marten (thinking): "Man, that's the third flying book this week..."
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Claire: "A silver fox. And one that apparently loves the smell of old books."
Tai: "That's just Old Gus."
Marten (thinking): "... and he is wearing his janitor overalls. Some guys just have all the luck."
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Claire: That's the wonder twins activation signal! My power is Joint Manipulation. FORM OF: HYPEREXTENDED KNEE!
Clinton(in distance): SHAPE OF: EXTREME FLATULENCE SUFFICIENT FOR FLIGHT!
yeah yeah I know they're not twins
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Claire: "Must get away from the hovering book!"
Tai: "It's just a copy of Airborne."
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Claire: I'm going on an adventure!
Tai: -speechless-
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Claire: "My date's here. See you tomorrow!"
Tai: "?!?"
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Claire: I'm going on an adventure!
Tai: -speechless-
Marten (to himself): "Why is there a large harpy-looking creature carrying a spooky lady (http://wapsisquare.com/comic/the-directory/) running through the stacks?"
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Claire: "Look! By putting my legs in a strange position, I can make myself hover."
Tai: "Yourself and books too."
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Claire: "I'll go tell everyone that Marten has acquired force levitate!"
Tai: "But! Order 66!"
OR:
Claire: "I'ma go get a wheelchair!"
Tai: "Oooh, those are comfy."
Marten: "And here I'm using my hands like a sucker."
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CLAIRE: "Quickly, Tai! To the PizzaCave!"
TAI: "Holy Pepperoni!"
MARTEN (thinking) "Not her too!"
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Claire: "Holy crap this melange stuff is AWESOME!!!!"
Tai: "MY COCAINE!!"
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Claire: "I'll go tell everyone that Marten has acquired force levitate!"
Tai: "But! Order 66!"
It's the inner geek but, +1
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Claire: "I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure. "
Tai: "When pigs fly."
Marten: [That would explain the Brothers Grim]
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CLAIRE: Good lord, this is no time for a wedding! I've got so much to accomplish before I die!
TAI: What, I don't even...
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CLAIRE: "Gotta run! I'm headed into the City!"
TAI: "Don't you mean,'up to town'?"
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CLAIRE: OH GOD NO ONE REMEMBERED TO WISH BELT-SANDER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
TAI: Shit.
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Hippo birdie two ewe!
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Same to you, fella. ;)
CLAIRE: "I'm gonna fly away!"
TAI: "Was she listening to Nelly Furtado again?"
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Claire: "I wonder why Gabby can't do this."
Tai: "It's the gravity."
Or:
Claire: "I'm gonna get something to add more gravitas to the situation."
Tai: "Make sure it's culturally acceptable!"
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Same to you, fella. ;)
CLAIRE: "I'm gonna fly away!"
TAI: "Was she listening to Nelly Furtado again?"
cont:
Marten: That or Lenny Kravitz.
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C: A message from the FUTURE! Someone is LONELY! ON MY WAY!!!
T: ...da fuck?
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Claire: No time to explain, get to the choppa!
Tai: But Marten just mastered his telekinesis!
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Claire: "Wonder twins away!"
Tai: "First: You're only one person. Second: I thought you weren't twins!?"
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lol NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/H9iCGGF.png) (http://imgur.com/H9iCGGF)
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Clarice: "Aah! Zombies!"
Maurice: "Nah, that's just the default Reed confused face."
Marten: "Lyriics… Lyriics…"
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Maurice: Grab his ass for $30!
Claire: WHAT NO -- will you take a cheque?
Marten: LEAVING. NOW.
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Maurice: And look! I even build this statue of Henry!
Claire: It looks so real! But, what's wrong with his face?
Marten: I told him not to use me as a model.
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His face? What's happened to his hand?
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Maurice: Grab his ass for $30!
Claire: WHAT NO -- will you take a cheque?
Marten: LEAVING. NOW.
Maurice: No, Honey, I'd pay to see the look on his face as you grab it. I've got the cash right here... will you go $50?
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CLAIRE: You want who to be the opening performer at your wedding?!
MAURICE: Hannah Montana, of course!
MARTEN: Where's the bleach?
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Claire: "Augh! The similarity!"
Maurice: "We also offer pretzels!"
Marten: "This cartoon needs more bird. Word."
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lol NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/H9iCGGF.png) (http://imgur.com/H9iCGGF)
Maurice: "Just remember sweetie, in thirty years THIS is what you'll be waking up to."
Claire: "I think you might have the wrong impression about Marten and I.... Really?"
Marten: "First the Forum, then Mom, now you Dad? I'm going to the bar."
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CLAIRE: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE wait how does he keep it in his pants?
MAURICE: Are you any good at calculus?
MARTIN: BARTENDER POUR ME A DOUBLE -- of everything.
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I think I just drank...tar.