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Title: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Feb 2013, 10:33
Good afternoon, everyone. I hope we all have a nice week. Here is first image:

(http://i.imgur.com/Vdy1GGh.png) (http://imgur.com/Vdy1GGh)

enjoy.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Loki on 24 Feb 2013, 10:45
Marten: Huh. There is a bug in my tie.
Hanners (disguised as Claire): BURN IT NOW!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: celticgeek on 24 Feb 2013, 11:35
Marten:  This is topologically impossible.
Claire:  Tough, deal with it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Feb 2013, 12:02
Marten:  Butts?!
Claire:  BUTTS!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: RedWolf4 on 24 Feb 2013, 12:17
Marten: "Wait, did you just tie that with your tongue?"
Claire: "N-NO!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Feb 2013, 12:27
Marten: "Cool!"
Claire: "You are NOT going to humiliate me by going out like that!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: K1dmor on 24 Feb 2013, 12:54
 Marten: "Would you mind helping me with my zipper too?"
 Claire: "Not Again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 24 Feb 2013, 14:40
Marten: "Ummm, I think it's coming to life..."

Claire: "Look, I brushed it twice, it's not my fault my hair has a mind of its own!" 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: celticgeek on 24 Feb 2013, 14:42
Marten:  This tie looks very strange.
Claire:  It's the humidity. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Kixie on 24 Feb 2013, 15:34
Marten: That's how I woulda done it..
Claire: Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee..
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: WAYF on 24 Feb 2013, 15:37
Marten: "Wait, did you just tie that with your tongue?"
Claire: "N-NO!!"

Does that make Claire...
 8-)
...tongue-tied?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 24 Feb 2013, 16:02
[C:/rimshot.mp3]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Feb 2013, 16:13
No, it's:
[C:/MP3s/The Who-Wont Get Fooled Again.mp3]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Soulsynger on 24 Feb 2013, 23:21
Marten: "Is my tie supposed to resemble a Thompson SMG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun)?"
Claire: "This is war, boy!"

Or:
Claire: "There are many others like it, but this one is mine!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: techkid on 25 Feb 2013, 02:36
Marten: "I was with you up to the... uh, how do you untie this again?"
Claire: "Freakin' SCISSORS!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Bluesummers on 25 Feb 2013, 04:49
MARTEN: Wait, how did this happen before I woke up?
CLAIRE: I sleep-tie, deal with it!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: bhtooefr on 25 Feb 2013, 05:06
CLAIRE: Get that thing away from me, it tried to strangle me!
MARTEN: God damnit, Hanners must have given me one of those nine-dimensional hyperties for Christmas.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Feb 2013, 05:20
Marten:  "Honey.."

Claire:  "It's been 5 years already, learn to tie a tie already!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 25 Feb 2013, 10:05
Oh, I think we found a winner...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 25 Feb 2013, 11:03
Oh, I think we found a winner...

Seconded-ized-nated.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: RedWolf4 on 25 Feb 2013, 12:29
*Applauds.*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Feb 2013, 12:38
Although I'd suggest that it should be "It's been five years already! LEARN TO TIE A #$!$!@$! TIE!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Spiff on 25 Feb 2013, 16:35
Marten: "Maybe I should ask Mom if there is a secret tie knot code."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Feb 2013, 23:54
Marten(reading): "help help I'm being held hostage in a tie factory in Northern California..."
Claire: "dammitt! I thought I was done with that place"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Feb 2013, 04:24
Although I'd suggest that it should be "It's been five years already! LEARN TO TIE A #$!$!@$! TIE!"

I think that makes it work better.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Soulsynger on 26 Feb 2013, 04:54
There's just much less "already" in that version. Thumbs up.
(although there's much more profanity)

edit:
Hey! Post No. 777. *gets drunk and kicks trashcans around while wearing a screwed up tie*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Feb 2013, 06:16
No. In case you haven't noticed, jwhouk does not use profanities. Some other regulars OTOH.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Feb 2013, 12:55
No. In case you haven't noticed, jwhouk does not use profanities. Some other regulars OTOH.

I think #$!$!@$! counts as profanity.  Best part is, it's left to your own fucking imagination. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Arancaytar on 26 Feb 2013, 13:26
learn to tie a tie already!

At least he already knows how to tie a Tai (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1302).

...

sorry
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: celticgeek on 26 Feb 2013, 14:07
Where's the pun jar?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 26 Feb 2013, 14:21
Where's the pun jar?

It's knot over here.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Redball on 26 Feb 2013, 15:00
(Sigh)

*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: WAYF on 26 Feb 2013, 15:17
...I guess I can leave the pun foul .gifs out of it, cause this IS a thread to make really good/awful jokes in.

But Arancaytar, that was terrible. And brilliant. But mostly terrible. :D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 26 Feb 2013, 18:23
...I guess I can leave the pun foul .gifs out of it, cause this IS a thread to make really good/awful jokes in.

But Arancaytar, that was terrible. And brilliant. But mostly terrible. :D

In other words, I wish I'd thought of it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Feb 2013, 19:02
Pintsize would be proud.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Feb 2013, 21:17
(Sigh)

*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*

Topological.  That might help you find some...

Also, not many of them have names.  There's the trefoil, the figure eight, torus knots of various twists, slice knots, ribbon knots, chiral and amphichiral knots, and the un-knot (an untangled circle). 

Rather than names, there are a few numbering systems - the most common uses the number of crossings and an index, such as in the table below;

(http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/~sequin/CS285/IMGS/knot-table.jpg)

These are all (unique, up to reflection) knots of 9 crossings or less.  31, 51, 71 and 91 are all torus knots as is 818 because they could be drawn on the surface of a donut (a torus). 

My research was into slice knots, but explaining that takes the 4th dimension...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Feb 2013, 21:22
That's knot funny.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Feb 2013, 21:38
Kept me in stiches...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Feb 2013, 22:17
(Sigh)

*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*

Don't tempt Carl-E, he's a topologist. Keeping up with the  Jones' polynomial. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jones_polynomial)



Too late.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 27 Feb 2013, 01:46
Judge knot.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: RedWolf4 on 27 Feb 2013, 02:42
Ah well, waste knot, want knot, y'know?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: techkid on 27 Feb 2013, 03:52
Marten: "I'm trying to tie a common thread between what's going on here, and the forum-goers."
Claire: "KNOT MORE PUNS!?"

*Gets novelty tie clip ready for pun jar*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Redball on 27 Feb 2013, 06:50
(Sigh)
*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*
Topological.  That might help you find some...
Sorry, I was looking for any portmanteau in the coming storm, safe or not.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Feb 2013, 10:03
Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:

(http://i.imgur.com/WqbsfjX.png) (http://imgur.com/WqbsfjX)

There we go
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 27 Feb 2013, 10:30
AUNT JANE: "Anything you can do I can do better ..."
VERONICA: "I can do anything better than you!"
AUNT JANE: "No you can't!"
VERONICA: "Yes I can!"
etc.

OR

AUNT JANE: "Eleven a.m. and you're not at the bar? Or did you drink all their Scotch last night?"
VERONICA: "Look who's talking. You've forgotten you're not even holding a glass."

OK OK ... OR

AUNT JANE: "Is that Chekhov's shotgun on top of your head?"
VERONICA: "Well, it's my head cannon and you should respect that."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Feb 2013, 10:42
Jane: "Could you move that speech bubble?  I can't get a clear shot of your cleavage." 

VV: "I could, if you weren't so short."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 27 Feb 2013, 12:25

AUNT JANE: "Is that Chekhov's shotgun on top of your head?"
VERONICA: "Well, it's my head cannon and you should respect that."

Thread, over. 

Congrats DSL.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Soulsynger on 27 Feb 2013, 13:58
Aunt Jane: "Sooooo... is your son into..."
Veronica: "Not happenin', sweety."

Or

Aunt Jane: "So, you DO know I'm just Faye in disguise, right?"
Dora: "Oh please. Why do you think I was grabbin' your ass earlier? I'd recognize that waggon in a trailerpark with my eyes closed."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 27 Feb 2013, 14:10
An an infield fly ball through the goalposts and into the net from Soulsynger ...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Feb 2013, 16:50
(http://www.soccer-for-parents.com/image-files/goal_bouncer.gif)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Feb 2013, 17:33
Jane: "Strangest thing. I ran into this National Geographic photographer from Massachusetts who's a big fan of your work."
Veronica: "That's nothing. He's got a son who's won three CMA awards for songwriter of the year. And his daughter used to boink my son."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: celticgeek on 27 Feb 2013, 17:37
Another winner! 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Feb 2013, 18:32
Aunt Jane: "That's a cute looking boy over there with the redhead".
Veronica: "Yes, and he's really well endowed, at least that's what the delivery room nurse said".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Sorflakne on 27 Feb 2013, 19:19
Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:

(http://i.imgur.com/WqbsfjX.png) (http://imgur.com/WqbsfjX)

There we go

Aunt Jane: So yeah, I got that one toy, the one codenamed "The Purple One."  Dear God I never thought I'd never find a toy that could do-
Veronica: You'll have to tell me later when the panel's not on us.  This comic does try to maintain a semblance of being family-friendly.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Border Reiver on 28 Feb 2013, 04:24
Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:

(http://i.imgur.com/WqbsfjX.png) (http://imgur.com/WqbsfjX)

There we go

Aunt Jane:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Veronica:  "I'm not sure if Marty and his date are ready for the home movies yet."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Feb 2013, 05:55
NARF!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Mar 2013, 09:37
Aunt Jane: "Do you think your boy knows that his date is trans?"
Veronica: "Jane, you ignorant slut. Of course he doesn't. He's far too square."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Mar 2013, 11:11
I was wondering who'd make the first SNL reference.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 01 Mar 2013, 18:28
JANE: "Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters 'Q' and 'C' ..."
VERONICA: "And by the number 2391."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Mar 2013, 15:17
Twisted, I like that! 

Oh, wait...

Jane: "Twisted, I like that!" 
Veronica: "I thought you would..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 02 Mar 2013, 18:49
Twisted, I like that! 

Oh, wait...

Jane: "Twisted, I like that!" 
Veronica: "I thought you would..."

JANE: "Meta!"
VERONICA: "Met a what?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: jwhouk on 02 Mar 2013, 20:03
JANE: "Well, Who's on first, What's on second..."
VERONICA: "...And I Don't Know is on third. Nice try, dear."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 02 Mar 2013, 20:36
JANE:  I just had a thought -- given that you busted out that you're lonely and I've clearly known you forever in a rather intimate way--
VERONICA:   Nah, too obvious -- Jeph wouldn't do that.   Also:  No shipping.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: DSL on 03 Mar 2013, 08:52
JANE: "Well, Who's on first, What's on second..."
VERONICA: "...And I Don't Know is on third. Nice try, dear."

JANE: "Well, you've gotten to third base with so many people, I'm not surprised you don't know."
VERONICA: "And you're just stranded on second, dear. By the way, need new batteries for your 'what'?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 Mar 2013, 13:01
Nice  :-D