THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 24 Feb 2013, 10:33
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Good afternoon, everyone. I hope we all have a nice week. Here is first image:
(http://i.imgur.com/Vdy1GGh.png) (http://imgur.com/Vdy1GGh)
enjoy.
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Marten: Huh. There is a bug in my tie.
Hanners (disguised as Claire): BURN IT NOW!
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Marten: This is topologically impossible.
Claire: Tough, deal with it.
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Marten: Butts?!
Claire: BUTTS!!
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Marten: "Wait, did you just tie that with your tongue?"
Claire: "N-NO!!"
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Marten: "Cool!"
Claire: "You are NOT going to humiliate me by going out like that!"
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Marten: "Would you mind helping me with my zipper too?"
Claire: "Not Again!"
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Marten: "Ummm, I think it's coming to life..."
Claire: "Look, I brushed it twice, it's not my fault my hair has a mind of its own!"
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Marten: This tie looks very strange.
Claire: It's the humidity.
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Marten: That's how I woulda done it..
Claire: Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee..
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Marten: "Wait, did you just tie that with your tongue?"
Claire: "N-NO!!"
Does that make Claire...
8-)
...tongue-tied?
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[C:/rimshot.mp3]
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No, it's:
[C:/MP3s/The Who-Wont Get Fooled Again.mp3]
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Marten: "Is my tie supposed to resemble a Thompson SMG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun)?"
Claire: "This is war, boy!"
Or:
Claire: "There are many others like it, but this one is mine!"
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Marten: "I was with you up to the... uh, how do you untie this again?"
Claire: "Freakin' SCISSORS!"
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MARTEN: Wait, how did this happen before I woke up?
CLAIRE: I sleep-tie, deal with it!
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CLAIRE: Get that thing away from me, it tried to strangle me!
MARTEN: God damnit, Hanners must have given me one of those nine-dimensional hyperties for Christmas.
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Marten: "Honey.."
Claire: "It's been 5 years already, learn to tie a tie already!"
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Oh, I think we found a winner...
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Oh, I think we found a winner...
Seconded-ized-nated.
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*Applauds.*
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Although I'd suggest that it should be "It's been five years already! LEARN TO TIE A #$!$!@$! TIE!"
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Marten: "Maybe I should ask Mom if there is a secret tie knot code."
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Marten(reading): "help help I'm being held hostage in a tie factory in Northern California..."
Claire: "dammitt! I thought I was done with that place"
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Although I'd suggest that it should be "It's been five years already! LEARN TO TIE A #$!$!@$! TIE!"
I think that makes it work better.
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There's just much less "already" in that version. Thumbs up.
(although there's much more profanity)
edit:
Hey! Post No. 777. *gets drunk and kicks trashcans around while wearing a screwed up tie*
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No. In case you haven't noticed, jwhouk does not use profanities. Some other regulars OTOH.
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No. In case you haven't noticed, jwhouk does not use profanities. Some other regulars OTOH.
I think #$!$!@$! counts as profanity. Best part is, it's left to your own fucking imagination.
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learn to tie a tie already!
At least he already knows how to tie a Tai (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1302).
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sorry
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Where's the pun jar?
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Where's the pun jar?
It's knot over here.
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(Sigh)
*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*
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...I guess I can leave the pun foul .gifs out of it, cause this IS a thread to make really good/awful jokes in.
But Arancaytar, that was terrible. And brilliant. But mostly terrible. :D
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...I guess I can leave the pun foul .gifs out of it, cause this IS a thread to make really good/awful jokes in.
But Arancaytar, that was terrible. And brilliant. But mostly terrible. :D
In other words, I wish I'd thought of it.
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Pintsize would be proud.
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(Sigh)
*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*
Topological. That might help you find some...
Also, not many of them have names. There's the trefoil, the figure eight, torus knots of various twists, slice knots, ribbon knots, chiral and amphichiral knots, and the un-knot (an untangled circle).
Rather than names, there are a few numbering systems - the most common uses the number of crossings and an index, such as in the table below;
(http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/~sequin/CS285/IMGS/knot-table.jpg)
These are all (unique, up to reflection) knots of 9 crossings or less. 31, 51, 71 and 91 are all torus knots as is 818 because they could be drawn on the surface of a donut (a torus).
My research was into slice knots, but explaining that takes the 4th dimension...
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That's knot funny.
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Kept me in stiches...
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(Sigh)
*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*
Don't tempt Carl-E, he's a topologist. Keeping up with the Jones' polynomial. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jones_polynomial)
Too late.
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Judge knot.
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Ah well, waste knot, want knot, y'know?
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Marten: "I'm trying to tie a common thread between what's going on here, and the forum-goers."
Claire: "KNOT MORE PUNS!?"
*Gets novelty tie clip ready for pun jar*
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(Sigh)
*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*
Topological. That might help you find some...
Sorry, I was looking for any portmanteau in the coming storm, safe or not.
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Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:
(http://i.imgur.com/WqbsfjX.png) (http://imgur.com/WqbsfjX)
There we go
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AUNT JANE: "Anything you can do I can do better ..."
VERONICA: "I can do anything better than you!"
AUNT JANE: "No you can't!"
VERONICA: "Yes I can!"
etc.
OR
AUNT JANE: "Eleven a.m. and you're not at the bar? Or did you drink all their Scotch last night?"
VERONICA: "Look who's talking. You've forgotten you're not even holding a glass."
OK OK ... OR
AUNT JANE: "Is that Chekhov's shotgun on top of your head?"
VERONICA: "Well, it's my head cannon and you should respect that."
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Jane: "Could you move that speech bubble? I can't get a clear shot of your cleavage."
VV: "I could, if you weren't so short."
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AUNT JANE: "Is that Chekhov's shotgun on top of your head?"
VERONICA: "Well, it's my head cannon and you should respect that."
Thread, over.
Congrats DSL.
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Aunt Jane: "Sooooo... is your son into..."
Veronica: "Not happenin', sweety."
Or
Aunt Jane: "So, you DO know I'm just Faye in disguise, right?"
Dora: "Oh please. Why do you think I was grabbin' your ass earlier? I'd recognize that waggon in a trailerpark with my eyes closed."
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An an infield fly ball through the goalposts and into the net from Soulsynger ...
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(http://www.soccer-for-parents.com/image-files/goal_bouncer.gif)
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Jane: "Strangest thing. I ran into this National Geographic photographer from Massachusetts who's a big fan of your work."
Veronica: "That's nothing. He's got a son who's won three CMA awards for songwriter of the year. And his daughter used to boink my son."
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Another winner!
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Aunt Jane: "That's a cute looking boy over there with the redhead".
Veronica: "Yes, and he's really well endowed, at least that's what the delivery room nurse said".
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Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:
(http://i.imgur.com/WqbsfjX.png) (http://imgur.com/WqbsfjX)
There we go
Aunt Jane: So yeah, I got that one toy, the one codenamed "The Purple One." Dear God I never thought I'd never find a toy that could do-
Veronica: You'll have to tell me later when the panel's not on us. This comic does try to maintain a semblance of being family-friendly.
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Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:
(http://i.imgur.com/WqbsfjX.png) (http://imgur.com/WqbsfjX)
There we go
Aunt Jane: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Veronica: "I'm not sure if Marty and his date are ready for the home movies yet."
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NARF!
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Aunt Jane: "Do you think your boy knows that his date is trans?"
Veronica: "Jane, you ignorant slut. Of course he doesn't. He's far too square."
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I was wondering who'd make the first SNL reference.
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JANE: "Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters 'Q' and 'C' ..."
VERONICA: "And by the number 2391."
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Twisted, I like that!
Oh, wait...
Jane: "Twisted, I like that!"
Veronica: "I thought you would..."
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Twisted, I like that!
Oh, wait...
Jane: "Twisted, I like that!"
Veronica: "I thought you would..."
JANE: "Meta!"
VERONICA: "Met a what?"
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JANE: "Well, Who's on first, What's on second..."
VERONICA: "...And I Don't Know is on third. Nice try, dear."
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JANE: I just had a thought -- given that you busted out that you're lonely and I've clearly known you forever in a rather intimate way--
VERONICA: Nah, too obvious -- Jeph wouldn't do that. Also: No shipping.
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JANE: "Well, Who's on first, What's on second..."
VERONICA: "...And I Don't Know is on third. Nice try, dear."
JANE: "Well, you've gotten to third base with so many people, I'm not surprised you don't know."
VERONICA: "And you're just stranded on second, dear. By the way, need new batteries for your 'what'?"
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Nice :-D