THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 03 Mar 2013, 13:04
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Yay brand new week! Yay for Henry and Maurice! And yes I just congratulated fictional characters on their new fictional marriage. FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/8xTaHfG.png) (http://imgur.com/8xTaHfG)
Enjoy!
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Jane: You have a new blog? Give me the URL. NOW.
Veronica: Sure. I keep the URL in my, uh, wallet...
Marten: Sorry, Claire, this happens all the time.
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Jane: Butts?!
Veronica: Butts!!
Marten: Ok continue with the damn contest already.
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Jane: Butts?!
Veronica: Oh, alright then. I'll have to turn around though.
Marten: WOW LOOK AT THE LOVELY DAY OUTSIDE THIS WINDOW.
OR (oh good lord :psyduck: )
Jane: Wow, that was a good shot! What's going on down there, Vicky?
Veronica: It's the humidity.
Marten (attempting to talk over them): ... entire companies would be poorly managed and unable to function. That, therefore, is the SECOND reason why I feel that accounting is both a worthwhile and rewarding career, and also an extremely fascinating topic of conversation, Now, the THIRD reason, and by far the most important for practical economic purposes, is...
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Jane: Do you have any idea how much pornography there is on the internet?
Veronica: Yes, of course I do!
Marten: Whatever you do, don't tell Pintsize.
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M: Can't we go anywhere without you two turning it into a porn-shoot?!
J: Of course not!
V: Hah don't be silly.
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JANE: "Oh, yeah, that friend of yours wanted me to take some new photos of him, so I did. Wanna see?"
VERONICA: "Great, could you e-mail them too? Damn wi-fi's lousy here ..."
MARTEN: "*sigh* That guy. It took me years to stop calling him 'Uncle Kirk.'"
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JANE: "Oh, yeah, that friend of yours wanted me to take some new photos of him, so I did. Wanna see?"
VERONICA: "Great, could you e-mail them too? Damn wi-fi's lousy here ..."
MARTEN: "*sigh* That guy. It took me years to stop calling him 'Uncle Kirk.'"
Veronica: "Well, we were going to name you Tiberius, dear."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, with one of the greatest (and nerdiest) extra-point kicks of all time...
CARL-E!!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, with one of the greatest (and nerdiest) extra-point kicks of all time...
CARL-E!!
Concur! In fact, let's tighten this thing up.
JANE: "Oh, yeah, that friend of yours wanted me to take some new photos of him, so I did. Wanna see?"
MARTEN: "*sigh* That guy. It took me years to stop calling him 'Uncle Kirk.'"
VERONICA: "Well, we were going to name you Tiberius, dear!"
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Jane <having taken the shot and looked at the pic>: "Whoa! Have you taken up a new hobby I didn't know about, Vicky?"
Veronica: "You noticed! Eel handling! I found a highly-skilled AnthroPC to give me lessons. Come to think of it, she's in your neighborhood, Marten."
Marten: "Why didn't you tell me you were in town? Wait. On second thought, thanks for keeping that one a secret."
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V: So Tuesday at 8?
J: I'll make a note on my phone here -- it's a date!
M: DAMN IT! NO SHIPPING!
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Jane <having taken the shot and looked at the pic>: "Whoa! Have you taken up a new hobby I didn't know about, Vicky?"
Veronica: "You noticed! Eel handling! I found a highly-skilled AnthroPC to give me lessons. Come to think of it, she's in your neighborhood, Marten."
Marten: "Why didn't you tell me you were in town? Wait. On second thought, thanks for keeping that one a secret."
Offtopic: Did we ever find out what happened to the live eels presumably inhabiting Momo's body when she got a new one?
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JANE: Are you sure you want to take care of the check?
VERONICA: Of course, I have a bunch of singles for just such an occasion!
MARTEN: Are you gonna warn the waiter to wear gloves this time?
Offtopic: Did we ever find out what happened to the live eels presumably inhabiting Momo's body when she got a new one?
Momo keeps them in a tank at Marigold's apartment, and only takes them out for special occasions.
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J: What do you mean we're all out of sex toys?! Never mind, I'll just order some more online.
V: Might as well. They usually only take two working days to get here.
M: DAMN IT! NO SHIPPING!
Sorry, had to. :P
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J: What do you mean we're all out of sex toys?! Never mind, I'll just order some more online.
V: Might as well. They usually only take two working days to get here.
M: DAMN IT! NO SHIPPING!
Sorry, had to. :P
WELL PLAYED. :-D
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Despite a couple of days thinking how to write it, I can't make a decent strip #1300 callback. Can we pretend I did though?
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Despite a couple of days thinking how to write it, I can't make a decent strip #1300 callback. Can we pretend I did though?
J: Actually with the right hormones -- in fact I know a clinic two towns over --
V: Fantastic! Put me down for Tuesday.
M: SO HOW ABOUT THEM BUFFALO SABERS, ARE THEY A HOCKEY TEAM OR WHAT?
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M: SO HOW ABOUT THEM BUFFALO SABERS, ARE THEY A HOCKEY TEAM OR WHAT?
I'll vote for "what".
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I'll take "What" for $500, Alex.
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Gee not much love for the Sabers here. :D No surprise there -- they are a Buffalo team after all!
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In the unlikely event that Marten was aware of the existence of the NHL, the Sabers aren't the team he'd pull for anyway. It would either be the Bruins (since he's in MA) or one of the California teams.
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Despite a couple of days thinking how to write it, I can't make a decent strip #1300 callback. Can we pretend I did though?
From the top of my head:
J: Oh, so they finally managed it? This I gotta see!
V: Yeah, they hadn't quite got the right hormones before...
M: Man, is this an awkward conversation.
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SECOND IMAGE (this should be fun :laugh:):
(http://i.imgur.com/HrmXejW.png) (http://imgur.com/HrmXejW)
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Maurice: "So, where`s that grumpy old lady you call mother?"
Henry: "Don't turn around, but i gotta say you're damn lucky she's almost deaf".
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Actually, IDUG's signature works pretty well...
Maurice: "So, are you putting on pants, or taking them off?"
Henry: "It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!"
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Maurice: "What do you say we cut the vows short so we can get to the part where we're having hot sex on a bearskin rug back in our room faster?"
Henry: "Put that ring on my finger already, you stud!"
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HENRY: Did you see that good looking boy in the crowd?
MAURICE: Wanna invite him over for a threesome?
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MAURICE: "...I do! OK, now let's get the wedding photographer over here for the pictures."
HENRY: "As soon as she's done with whatever she'd doing with my ex over there. 'Taking pictures on the veranda,' I think they call it."
Or, what the hell:
MAURICE: "Good to see you, you horrible old twat."
HENRY: "You too, darling. You've lost weight! Is that just from sucking cock all day?"
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Henry: "Is that a riding crop in your pocket or are you just happy to be here with me?"
Maurice: "... I do."
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HENRY: Did you see that good looking boy in the crowd?
MAURICE: Wanna invite him over for a threesome?
I may have only just got this one. Where was 'good looking boy' sat during the ceremony?
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MAURICE: They timed the ceremony at 27 seconds.
HENRY: You usually last longer than that.
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MAURICE: They timed the ceremony at 27 seconds.
HENRY: You usually last longer than that.
And we have a winner.