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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 10 Mar 2013, 11:38
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Startin' up a brand new day... /sting
FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/H09Q8Zp.png) (http://imgur.com/H09Q8Zp)
PERSONAL NOTE: I think Jephs rendition of Ellen is super cute :3
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Marten: "She looks CUTE, doesn't she?"
Maurice: "Not as cute as you!"
Ellen: "Can't I go to a single wedding in this town without being propositioned for a threesome?"
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Marten: "Dude, you kidnapped Ellen Allien‽"
Maurice: "Wait, that's who we got? We ordered Miss Kittin!"
Ellen A: «Friggin' Kidnappster! Always the bystander, never the target…»
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Marten: Ugh, this is lame. You said we were going to a Frat Party!
Maurice: No, I said we were going to a Fraatz Party. And FYI, a Fraatz Party is much cooler than a Frat Party.
To the two people who get that joke, thank you very much, I'm here all week. :psy:
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MARTEN: "I thought you said that Beltsander guy had a bunch of captions."
MAURICE: "Well, apparently he hasn't seen the new caption thread yet."
ELLEN: "Warten ist das Schlimmste."
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Marten: What about Frodo?
Maurice: And Samwise?
Ellen: Hier kommen die Adler!
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MARTEN: I wish I knew enough German to talk to her.
MAURICE: We tried to fix her up with an AI translator, but it's having some issues.
ELLEN: Cump.
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MARTIN: Oh great, Beltsander is here.
MAURICE: Fantastic! Cover your ears he's got a good one ready.
ELLEN: Jetzt wir singen zusammen die geschichte Über den schweinköpfigen hund und den lieben Red Baron...
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Verflucht seist du, RED BARON!
"Zehn, zwanzig, dreißig, vierzig, fünfzig oder mehr
Der blutige Red Baron wurde Aufrollen des Gastes
Snoopy ging hoch, um zu versuchen, um die Streifen zu beenden
Der blutigen Red Baron von Deutschland"
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MARTIN: In the nick of time, a hero arose/A funny-looking dog with a big black nose
MAURICE: He flew into the sky to seek revenge/But the Baron shot him down--
Ellen: Flüche! nicht diese Scheiße wieder!!!
Shame SHAME on you if you don't know the song.
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MARTEN: "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?"
MAURICE: "Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
ELLEN: "Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas . . . assaulted! peanut."
OR
MARTEN: "Mein Hund hat keine Nase!"
MAURICE: "Wie riecht er?"
ELLEN: "Schrecklich!"
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MAURICE: Here is our I.T. lass, she'll show you how to access the network.
ELLEN: DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKSEN!!
MARTIN: On second thought I'll just use my iPhone.
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No fair using Jaegerspeak!
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No fair using Jaegerspeak!
Blikenlights have been MUCH longer than "jaegerspeak..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights)
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Marten: "Oh MAN this coke is GREAT!! I could totally swear you've got Ellen Allien standing right in front of me!!"
Maurice: "Marten, son, that is Ellen Allien. My stash isn't THAT good."
Ellen: "So, like, am I getting in on this or. . . ?"
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Marten: "I can't believe you tricked me into my own wedding!"
Maurice: "Oh, come on, you two were only broken up for what, two years maybe?"
Vicky (http://questionablecontent.wikia.com/wiki/Vicky): "Yeah... our timespan is very questionable."
(Man, that last line is weak. But you get the joke, right?)
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No fair using Jaegerspeak!
Blikenlights have been MUCH longer than "jaegerspeak..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights)
Is this the same as "Gefraktured German fur gefliegers," as used by Air Force magazine cartoonist Bob Stevens as he drew his fliegenwagens on the offroarenbahnstrasse to the distress of the dummkopf ubbenzie taur watchen aller odder dummkopfs fliegen?
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Ich glaub, mir wird schlecht.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Marten: "Ach du meine Güte. Von denen hat echt keiner 'ne Ahnung."
Maurice: "Wirklich. Nicht der kleinste vernünftige Satz kommt da raus."
Allen: "Fragwürdige Angelegenheit. Aber hey, für Muttersprachler durchaus witzig."
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This totally doesn't match the faces, but here it is:
Ellen: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication including German, Experimental techno, Big House, electroclash, electropop, and in a pinch, Dubstep.
Maurice: Aw, maaan, I was looking forward to some Contemporary Country... <sings> "...your eyes are shining like the bottom of a bottle of beer.."
Marten: I can make a call, I know just the guy.
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ELLEN: Ahh yes, Mr. Barnard
MAURICE: HALT IHRE EITERNDER GOB, SIE TIT! IHRE ART MACHT MICH KOTZEN! SIE INHALTSLEERE TOFFEE-NOSED ÜBELRIECHENDEN PERVERS!!!
MARTIN: Ja, aber ich kam hier für ein Argument!!
MAURICE: OH! Oh! Es tut mir leid! Das ist Missbrauch!
MARTIN: oh! Oh ich verstehe!
MAURICE: aha! Nein, Sie wollen Raum 12A, nebenan.
MARTIN: Ach...Tut mir Leid...
MAURICE: gar nicht!
MARTIN: dumme Git.
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Marten: "But I can't sing any of her songs. I don't know any German."
Maurice: "Aww. Give it a try. Our beloved Henry did "Fisch im Wasser" and "99 Luftballons" when Ellen hosted a karaoke night at his club. You can't be worse than your old man."
Ellen (thinking): (Lieber Gott, bitte nicht noch ein betrunkenen "O du lieber Augustin...". Es ist mir so peinlich.)
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ELLEN: Ahh yes, Mr. Barnard
MAURICE: HALT IHRE EITERNDER GOB, SIE TIT! IHRE ART MACHT MICH KOTZEN! SIE INHALTSLEERE TOFFEE-NOSED ÜBELRIECHENDEN PERVERS!!!
MARTIN: Ja, aber ich kam hier für ein Argument!!
MAURICE: OH! Oh! Es tut mir leid! Das ist Missbrauch!
MARTIN: oh! Oh ich verstehe!
MAURICE: aha! Nein, Sie wollen Raum 12A, nebenan.
MARTIN: Ach...Tut mir Leid...
MAURICE: gar nicht!
MARTIN: dumme Git.
Google translate fails at Monty Python. :-D
Marten: "Neunundneunzig Luftballons..."
Maurice: "Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont."
Allen: "Hielt man für Allien aus dem All. *groan*"
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MARTEN: "Glaubst du, jedermann müde von den Google Translation Beschriftungen noch?"
MAURICE: "Ich denke nicht so scheint es der Liebling der gesamten Message-Boards zu sein."
ELLEN (to herself): "I have no idea what they are saying."
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MARTEN: "My Hovercraft is full of eels."
MAURICE: "Really? The invisible one?"
ELLEN: "There are Sony AnthroPCs who can help you with that."
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MARTEN: "Glaubst du, jedermann müde von den Google Translation Beschriftungen noch?"
MAURICE: "Ich denke nicht so scheint es der Liebling der gesamten Message-Boards zu sein."
ELLEN (to herself): "I have no idea what they are saying."
It's actually fun re-translating that stuff in my mind to figure out what you typed in originally. :-D
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Google translate fails at Monty Python. :-D
In my defense,
1) It wasn't Google Translate but just as bad if not worse
2) I used it on purpose because it is funny bad and I was just too lazy / DST tired to bother translating it properly
[ my German is as rusty as a ford fiesta on cinder-blocks ]
Erdbeeren mit Schlagsahne =/= Stroh Beeren mit ausgepeitscht Creme :psyduck:
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Ich sprechen sie kleine Deutsche.
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In my defense,
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Aww... no need to defend yourself. I did find it hilarious and wanted to feel smart for realizing what it was. :-D
Ich sprechen sie kleine Deutsche.
... what?
@Thread: Neues Bild, bitte?
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woo new image!
(http://i.imgur.com/Kxsgc2D.png) (http://imgur.com/Kxsgc2D)
haha
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Yelling Bird: I had a bird inside me, and he had one inside him, and so on, but all the fuckers got away, so now I just look like a dumbass in this fucking seagull's gullet.
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What? You never heard of roleplay, meatfucker?
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YB: I dare you to roast me like this! Who are you, Henry VIII?
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"What, like you've never gotten carried away during anal sex before?"
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YB: "Ridley Scott wanted me to dig my way thru the sternum of this mot*¤%&%¤&ing avian, but he didn't pay me enough. I told him to shove that contract to the seagull's cloaca. Giving a new meaning to the concept of a ring species."
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YB: WHEN I SAID THAT I HOPE THE SEAGULL SWALLOWS, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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"Take that, you m*therf*cking turducken!"
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YB: "Mine?"
or
YB: "I AM THIS CUMBITCH'S HEADCANNON AND YOU COCKFARTS BETTER FUCKING RESPECT THAT!"
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VETERENARIAN (offpanel, to gull): "How'd you get that?"
YB: "I DUNNO, MOTHERFUCKER, IT STARTED OUT AS A BUMP ON MY ASS."
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Yeah, I'm in the seagull that sat on the Pope's chimney while they were voting. You fuckers thought it was some kind of SIGN?
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YB: "Mine?"
or
YB: "I AM THIS CUMBITCH'S HEADCANNON AND YOU COCKFARTS BETTER FUCKING RESPECT THAT!"
Swearing is good. Finding Nemo references are also good :-D
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YB: "Mine?"
or
YB: "I AM THIS CUMBITCH'S HEADCANNON AND YOU COCKFARTS BETTER FUCKING RESPECT THAT!"
Swearing is good. Finding Nemo references are also good awesome :-D
FTFY
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YB: "Mine?"
Have I ever posted the story of when some friends and I tried to start that up at college? There was a group of us that decided that one day we would spread around the room with other groups of friends and at some time, one of us would start squawking. This would be the signal for the other to join in after a few seconds. Nobody else joined in, but we did demonstrate that we were prime candidates for the college synchronised making-yourself-look-a-prat team.
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"What, like you've never gotten carried away during anal sex before?"
I can't decide whether to shout WIN at this one or Soulsynger's "Nemo" reference. Something is seriously wrong with me.
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YB: "Ridley Scott wanted me to dig my way thru the sternum of this mot*¤%&%¤&ing avian, but he didn't pay me enough. I told him to shove that contract to the seagull's cloaca. Giving a new meaning to the concept of a ring species."
or a Ring of Fire species
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YB: "Ridley Scott wanted me to dig my way thru the sternum of this mot*¤%&%¤&ing avian, but he didn't pay me enough. I told him to shove that contract to the seagull's cloaca. Giving a new meaning to the concept of a ring species."
or a Ring of Fire species
Pacific Rim job?
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"What, like you've never gotten carried away during anal sex before?"
I can't decide whether to shout WIN at this one or Soulsynger's "Nemo" reference. Something is seriously wrong with me.
There really is, DSL. No competition here, Zebediah's gets the win hands down. I somehow overlooked it prior to your quote and positively YELPED when I read it. :-D
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So it is written so it shall be : Zebediah is the winner of the Internet for this caption contest.
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So...just so we're clear:
Anal sex > Finding Nemo
Huh. Wasn't expecting that.
:angel:
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Thank you, thank you very much. 8-)
Although if anybody can figure out how to combine a Finding Nemo reference with an anal sex joke, I'll gladly concede that I have been bested.
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Dory: "Ew! No! I would never do that!....What you mean we did it yesterday?!?"
:psyduck:
Omg, my childhood...
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So...just so we're clear:
Anal sex > Finding Nemo
Huh. Wasn't expecting that.
:angel:
Depends on the quality of the lube and weather you are giving or receiving :psyduck:...
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[ ... ] Although if anybody can figure out how to combine a Finding Nemo reference with an anal sex joke, I'll gladly concede that I have been bested.
Hm...
Yelling Bird: "FUCK! WHAT! I GOT CARRIED AWAY FOLLOWING A BUTTHURT CLOWNFISH IN HERE THAT THOUGHT THIS FUCKER'S CLOAKA WAS AN AQUARIUM FILTER, YOU BITCHPORK COCKGOBBLERS!"
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Anal sex > Finding Nemo
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Actually: Anal sex while watching Finding Nemo > Anal sex > Finding Nemo
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, ...
What do we do? We SWIM!
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"...and they swam, and they swam, all over the dam!"
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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Dory: "Ew! No! I would never do that!....What you mean we did it yesterday?!?"
:psyduck:
Omg, my childhood...
DORY: " ... Who are you?"
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[ ... ] Although if anybody can figure out how to combine a Finding Nemo reference with an anal sex joke, I'll gladly concede that I have been bested.
Hm...
Yelling Bird: "FUCK! WHAT! I GOT CARRIED AWAY FOLLOWING A BUTTHURT CLOWNFISH IN HERE THAT THOUGHT THIS FUCKER'S CLOAKA WAS AN AQUARIUM FILTER, YOU BITCHPORK COCKGOBBLERS!"
Well played. 8-)