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Title: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 17 Mar 2013, 11:00
Hey folks! New week! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/hrsI9fl.png) (http://imgur.com/hrsI9fl)

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Mar 2013, 11:04
Tai: Faye just sent me a topless photo! Look at how big they are!
Dora: Well, with the right hormones...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 11:18
(reading the news feed)
T:  DAMN IT WHO LEFT EMILY IN CHARGE --
D:  All glory to the hypnotits *weird humming sound*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: ankhtahr on 17 Mar 2013, 11:22
Tai: Dora! Veronica Vance asks us to do a probationary shooting!
Dora: Well, then do your very best!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Carl-E on 17 Mar 2013, 11:38
Quote from: ankhtahr on 17 Mar 2013, 11:22
Tai: Dora! Veronica Vance asks us to do a probationary shooting!
Dora: Well, then do your very worst!

FYP

 :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 11:47
DORA:  So how many hits on Youtube do we have --
TAI:   GODDAMN HILARY CLINTON DANCING TO DAFT PUNK IN A BATH-TOWEL BEAT US AGAIN
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 17 Mar 2013, 14:06
Most excellent callback, Drill Press.

TAI: "These pictures are all dark! I thought I told you to use the flash!"
DORA: "I did! See?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Loki on 17 Mar 2013, 14:18
Tai: Damn Red stomped my team into the ground again!!
Dora: Is that bad?

Dora didn't play Pokémon a lot.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 14:32
Quote from: DSL on 17 Mar 2013, 14:06
Most excellent callback, Drill Press.

It's part of my personal head-can(n)on and you should respect that.  *nod*

TAI:  MY WEED!  SMIF SECURITY IS TAKING ALL OF MY WEED!

DORA:  Man what a buzzkill.  Might as well get dressed then.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Mar 2013, 14:36
Quote from: Loki on 17 Mar 2013, 14:18
Tai: Damn Red stomped my team into the ground again!!
Dora: Is that bad?

Dora didn't play Pokémon a lot.
Wait, I thought Blue was the rival and Red was the default name of the player...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Loki on 17 Mar 2013, 15:15
I was talking about the second generation games, where Red

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Mar 2013, 15:16
Quote from: Loki on 17 Mar 2013, 15:15
I was talking about the second generation games, where Red

(click to show/hide)
Ah, okay. The dude with the level 81 Pikachu, not the dude with the level 5 Bulbasaur, then.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 Mar 2013, 15:46
And the 3 Full Restores and the Ł^%$^& Charizard!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 17:49
TAI:  GODDAMN IT THEY ARE DISCUSSING POKEMON ON THE FORUM QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
DORA:  This seems to be your solution to everything...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 17:59
TAI:  THAT BLOOD-JIZZING PISS-STAIN YELLING BIRD JUST PLAYED MOTEHRFUCKING "QUETZAL" FOR 374 FUCKING  POINTS IN  WORDS WITH FRIENDS!!!!!
DORA:   ...leaving now.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Mar 2013, 18:33
Tai: "OMG, the zombies in this movie are overrunning the sorority!"
Dora: "There's only one correct response in a movie like that."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: WAYF on 18 Mar 2013, 00:23
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 17:49
TAI:  GODDAMN IT THEY ARE DISCUSSING POKEMON ON THE FORUM QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
DORA:  This seems to be your solution to everything...

Tai (thoughts): Oh no, she's onto me!

[previously]

Tai: OH NO I'M LATE FOR WORK, QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
*****
Tai: OH NO ONE OF THE PIPES IN THE BATHROOM BURST, QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
*****
Tai: OH NO WE'RE ALL OUT OF MILK, QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
Dora: Wait... what?
:evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Soulsynger on 18 Mar 2013, 01:06
Tai: "There has to be a way to sample drums on this thing!"
Dora: "Doraln TR-808 drum&boobs machine to the rescue!"

(A pbj-toast to the first one to find the golden ticket out what's been referenced here and how! :-D )
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: K1dmor on 18 Mar 2013, 01:31
 Tai "C-Claire is using Marten as a pillow!"
 Dora: "Here, you can use these!".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Mar 2013, 01:48
TAI:  *reading tomorow's strip*  JEPH YOU MOTHERFUCKER -- IT'S JUST FOUR PANELS OF STEVE EATING CEREAL
DORA:  You need to see a doctor, post-coital rage is not normal.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 Mar 2013, 04:27
Tai:  "Dammit! My agent is a moron!  I'm in 20% fewer strips next year according to this contract!"

Dora:  "I know, I have to be topless in 2 of them."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Mar 2013, 09:14
Quote from: K1dmor on 18 Mar 2013, 01:31
Tai "C-Claire is using Marten as a pillow!"
 Dora: "Here, you can use these!".

Excellent.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Mar 2013, 09:38
Tai: "Oh my god! There's a nude deli in New Delhi!"
Dora: "Hey, let's go!"

 :laugh:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Skewbrow on 18 Mar 2013, 11:10
Tai: "Gah! I don't get this. What's the deal with Faye? Her tweets to me are all about lubricants."
Dora: "If you're gonna motorboat Faye, you have to lube a large area. Try me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Mar 2013, 18:33
TAI: "AAAAH! They locked the WCDT!"
DORA: "Oh, I bet I know who's gonna be pissed about that... Boobs?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: TheEvilDog on 18 Mar 2013, 21:43
Tai: "NO! NO STEVE YOU DON'T DO THAT TO CEREAL!"
Dora: "You do realise he's just tipping the bowl to drink the milk? Look, calm down. I have boobs you can play with."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 20 Mar 2013, 08:54
hehehe  :-D

SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/cKoVMZD.png) (http://imgur.com/cKoVMZD)

wheeee
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Mar 2013, 09:01
Claire: Just think, the forums are going to go crazy over this!
Marten: Yeah, they actually think I would hook up with you... we both know Steve is where it's at!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Mar 2013, 09:17
Claire: "We must never, ever tell anyone about what we did."
Marten: "What, that we just cuddled? Yeah, let them go nuts wondering."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 20 Mar 2013, 10:19
CLAIRE: "Crunchos for breakfast in the morning?"
MARTEN: "Yeah! I hope they're not all gone!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Mar 2013, 11:56
Claire: "I loved playing with bubbles when I was a kid!"
Marten: "Yeah, me too."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Loki on 20 Mar 2013, 11:59
Claire: "I loved playing with bubbles when I was a kid!"
Marten: "Bubbles? They are holes in reality!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: TinPenguin on 20 Mar 2013, 13:55
Claire: "You're trouble."
Marten: "Haha, no, you're the one wh- oh goddammit"

FOREBODE FOREBODE
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:06
Claire: Are you thinking...
Marten: ...what I'm thinking?

*goto last panel*

EDIT: Referenced wrong panel in original. oops
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:10
Claire: So do you want to kiss me?
Marten: Only if your hair promises not to get jealous.

Claire: Oh man that was intense.
Marten: Yeah, let's take a moment before the third button.

Claire: I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Marten: Isn't it supposed to be your other hand?

Claire: Confession time: I can't see shit without my glasses.
Marten: Well I guess that means I need to tell you that I'm not wearing pants right now.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Masterpiece on 20 Mar 2013, 14:15
Claire: Wonder how long Jephzibah will make us avoid talking about the obvious tension between the two of us.
Marten: I dunno, but I sure hope he hurries up, last time took like 500 strips.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Mr_Rose on 20 Mar 2013, 14:18
Claire: "What'cha thinkn' 'bout sweetie?"
Marten: "I just had the wildest dream (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=577)…"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Mar 2013, 14:22
Quote from: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:06
Claire: Are you thinking...
Marten: ...what I'm thinking?

Together: "Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"

Followed by ridiculous giggling...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:25
YES
Upvote +5!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 20 Mar 2013, 15:31
Quote from: Mr_Rose on 20 Mar 2013, 14:18
Claire: "What'cha thinkn' 'bout sweetie?"
Marten: "I just had the wildest dream (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=577)…"

CLAIRE: "Not that one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdUWXf8jJk) again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: WAYF on 20 Mar 2013, 18:44
Claire: OH MY GOD, Dora and Tai are in BED together!

Marten: I KNOW! Do you think they're gonna make out or something?!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: jwhouk on 20 Mar 2013, 18:57
CLAIRE: "That was so sweet of your dad!"
MARTEN: "Yeah, and the lady even gave him a two-for-one discount, too!"



(I'll let you figure out what he's referring to.... :D)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 Mar 2013, 20:07
CLAIRE:   So that's the alphabet trick, eh.... wow...

MARTEN:  Your last name is much easier to spell than Dora's was.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 22:32
Claire: So what are the stakes again?
Marten: First to blink buys breakfast.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Storel on 21 Mar 2013, 17:12
Quote from: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:10
Claire: Oh man that was intense.
Marten: Yeah, let's take a moment before the third button.

Haha, WIN.  :laugh:

Quote from: Carl-E on 20 Mar 2013, 14:22
Quote from: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:06
Claire: Are you thinking...
Marten: ...what I'm thinking?

Together: "Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"

Followed by ridiculous giggling...

Another excellent one!  8-)

Claire: Do you wanna know a secret?
Marten: Naw, I'm good. You're so tiddly you've already told me you're trans three times tonight...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Soulsynger on 22 Mar 2013, 16:42
Claire: "Never gonna give you up."
Marten: "You're horrible."

OR

Claire: "What was it you said you loved the most about my eyes?"
Marten: "When I look really deep into them, I can see my own reflection."

OR

Claire: "MARTEN! Where are you?!"
Marten: "Two inches away from you! You're really blind without your glasses, aren't you?"

OR

Claire: "How's my Pinky Pie?"
Marten: "Well... your package delivering Spike was better."


... I could go on but it gets weird after that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 22 Mar 2013, 20:48
I'm sorry, but once you reference MLP you are firmly in "weird" territory.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Soulsynger on 23 Mar 2013, 11:21
Already? Damn we're uptight about that in here, aren't we?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: de_la_Nae on 23 Mar 2013, 11:23
?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2013, 13:48
I can't speak for everyone else but sorry, yeah not too fond of the ponies over here.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Mar 2013, 15:15
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 22 Mar 2013, 20:48
I'm sorry, but once you reference MLP you are firmly in "weird" territory.

I hadn't noticed it as a forum issue, though.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Mar 2013, 16:25
But everyone likes ponies! It must be true because Raven said it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2013, 16:42
Quote from: pwhodges on 23 Mar 2013, 15:15
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 22 Mar 2013, 20:48
I'm sorry, but once you reference MLP you are firmly in "weird" territory.

I hadn't noticed it as a forum issue, though.

I never said it was a forum issue; that was just my opinion.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: jwhouk on 23 Mar 2013, 16:50
And it's her thread. :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Masterpiece on 23 Mar 2013, 17:34
I have to this day managed to avoid the Pony lore, and I hope to continue to do so for a long time. I suppose the fact that I have no idea where he referenced Ponies is a good thing, but then the only part I don't understand in that post is that Pinkie Pie thing, so I suppose that has something to do with Ponies? I have no idea how though.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Sidhekin on 23 Mar 2013, 17:59
Um, I'm a "no TV" guy, to the point where I haven't even seen a single South Park episode, far less MLP, but even I know that Pinkie Pie is a Pony ...

... the .net, it is overflowing with Ponies ...

For educational purposes, the first hit on Google: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: jwhouk on 23 Mar 2013, 18:14
CLAIRE: "Have you ever figured what the bubbles are supposed to represent?"
MARTEN: "No idea, but I always feel a bit goofy delivering my lines with them."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 23 Mar 2013, 19:43
MARTEN: "Well, Claire, some of the people at this wedding reception have really funny names. For example, Who's ..."
CLAIRE: "Before you take that any farther, do you see where I have my knee?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Loki on 24 Mar 2013, 00:56
I don't get it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: de_la_Nae on 24 Mar 2013, 01:51
I didn't either until I closed the tab. I'm pretty sure it's a reference to this sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Skewbrow on 24 Mar 2013, 03:09
Yes. It's a running gag here. DSL made an attempt to give it some new life. At the risk of groaning (as a result of knee-contact with boy-parts).

But as the commenter to that youtube video says: "Who can not like Abbot and Costello..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 24 Mar 2013, 05:15
Well, that and, given how I introduced "Who's on First?" into the forum mix, I'm pretty sure it's the *last* thing forumites want to see on the way in.
And groin injuries were a running gag for a while as well.
Was I trying too hard to be meta?  :-P
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Mar 2013, 05:22
I'm So Meta, Even The Acronym
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Loki on 24 Mar 2013, 05:40
I'm So Un-meta, Even This Non-Sequitur.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: Skewbrow on 24 Mar 2013, 09:51
Terrible at segues?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Mar 2013, 11:31
MARTEN: "Why are they talking about segues?"
CLAIRE: "Because they don't like bicycles?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: KOK on 24 Mar 2013, 11:47
Quote from: Sidhekin on 23 Mar 2013, 17:59
Um, I'm a "no TV" guy, to the point where I haven't even seen a single South Park episode, far less MLP, but even I know that Pinkie Pie is a Pony ...


Well I didn't. If you want to know the names of some ponies (or to test your knowledge), there is this quiz site to help you:
http://www.sporcle.com/games/sproutcm/my-little-pony-or-porn-star
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 24 Mar 2013, 12:13
This is for all the "It's MartEn" people:

The two-wheeled electric silly thing is a Segway. WAY.

Still silly, though. Especially when you see someone with a badge riding one. Or a whole bunch of tourist someones riding them in a group, all wearing the rented, mandated plastic-and-styrofoam brain buckets. Then it's really silly.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Mar 2013, 13:51
The first time I saw a mall cop on a segway I almost burst out laughing. Luckily I was able to refrain.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: DSL on 25 Mar 2013, 05:35
IDUHG, you are, like me, a Buckeye, right? My favorite Segway picture is one of our former governor, Bob Taft (Gov. Dweeb, I liked to call him) hamming it up on a Segway. I'm trying to dig up the old AP picture, but in the meantime, enjoy this. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2013/01/25/nationals-presidents-race/presidents-race/) And speculate on whether the caption was typed by someone trying to use a smartphone keyboard with his/her nose.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 106
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Mar 2013, 08:26
ok that's kinda scary lol. And I'm not sure I knew that you were from Ohio. Yay!  :-D