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Title: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Mar 2013, 13:55
Yay new week! Firsty:

(http://i.imgur.com/2F7pARA.png) (http://imgur.com/2F7pARA)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: TinPenguin on 24 Mar 2013, 13:59
Henry: Butts...
Claire: Butts?
Maurice: Butts.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Mar 2013, 14:07
Claire: That's not my butt.
Maurice: That's not MY butt.
Henry: You had to go there, didn't you?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Mar 2013, 14:15
Claire: “Er… lil' help here guys?”
Maurice: “I shall hug her and squeeze her and call her George.”
Henry: “Sorry, he gets like this if you feed him marshmallow fluff. It should wear off soon.”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Mar 2013, 04:50
Claire:  "Ummmm"

Maurice:  "This is nice, thanks for sharing Marten."

Henry:  "Maurice, your time's up.  I get to hug Claire now."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: DSL on 25 Mar 2013, 05:39
Steinbeck FTW. But I gotta try:

MAURICE: "Kirk, I want this. As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this."
CLAIRE: " ... "
HENRY: "I'm not the one named Tiberius."

No? All right:

CLAIRE: "But he's really warm ..."
MAURICE: "Smokin' hot, darling."
HENRY: "Well if you like her so much, why don't you marry her? Oh right ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Bluesummers on 25 Mar 2013, 06:43
MAURICE: Sorry for the false wedding, Henry dear, but the truth is I'm not really gay. I just wanted to be at a party with Ellen Allien. And now I'm taking home this plushy toy as a prize. Fluffy fluffy fluffy...
HENRY: For the last time, Maurice, this is not The Birdcage, and you can't keep stealing Marten's girlfriends as props.
CLAIRE: Uh, about that...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Kixie on 25 Mar 2013, 10:41
Maurice: We've know each other for so long..Your heart's been aching but..
Claire: Erm.. stop squeezing me..
Henry: You're too shy to say it, inside we both know what's been going on.

Martin: blrrgghghhg
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Mar 2013, 19:21
hard to top these

I'll try once I've had some sleep
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Mar 2013, 15:47
CLAIRE: "Uh, I think I'm stuck."
MAURICE: "ZZZZZzzzzzz...."
HENRY: "Oh great, he does that every time..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Mar 2013, 08:29
aaaaand we're back! NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/ayo3JOa.png) (http://imgur.com/ayo3JOa)

hehe
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Mar 2013, 08:52
*BUUUUURRRRPP!!!*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Mar 2013, 09:57
I don't think anyone will be able to top that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Mar 2013, 10:19
Nope. Not a chance. I tried and gave up.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: cesium133 on 27 Mar 2013, 10:19
Marten: ohgodohgodohgodEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee...zzzzzzzz (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1871)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: ChaoSera on 27 Mar 2013, 11:38
Veronica: "These are your mom's breasts. FEEL THEM!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Mar 2013, 12:29
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 27 Mar 2013, 09:57
I don't think anyone will be able to top that.
It's all in the teal.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: DSL on 27 Mar 2013, 13:09
VERONICA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....


EDIT: ... nope. Round goes to Mr_Rose.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Mar 2013, 14:06
The winner is Mr. Rose by acclamation.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Sidhekin on 27 Mar 2013, 14:26
What do you feel about recycling?

Veronica: WORRY HAT ENGAGE!

or

Veronica: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU!

or

Veronica: THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: RedWolf4 on 27 Mar 2013, 16:18
"BOOOOOOYYYLLE!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Masterpiece on 27 Mar 2013, 16:50
"I'll help you through the 500-esque comic strips it takes Jephzibah to find you a new girl!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: DrBear on 27 Mar 2013, 21:27
Veronica: I LOVE MY SON, BUT I CAN STILL OUT-WRESTLE HIM!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Boiled Dove on 28 Mar 2013, 14:47
And I was thinking it was just some Yoko Ono style screeching noise.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: FunkyTuba on 28 Mar 2013, 16:34
Veronica: I'm SO SORRY! We had that photo of you with the dildo made in a photography lab. You were actually holding a dead ferret.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Bluesummers on 28 Mar 2013, 19:47
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 Mar 2013, 16:34
Veronica: I'm SO SORRY! We had that photo of you with the dildo made in a photography lab. You were actually holding a dead ferret.
GAHH.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Vurogj on 28 Mar 2013, 20:53
Just something about the facial expressions led me to this (buried very deep in my memory bank):

Veronica : Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Mar 2013, 03:18
I should know that one...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Mar 2013, 18:54
Quote from: Vurogj on 28 Mar 2013, 20:53
Just something about the facial expressions led me to this (buried very deep in my memory bank):

Be sure not to overdraw.




 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 107
Post by: Storel on 30 Mar 2013, 18:56
Quote from: Vurogj on 28 Mar 2013, 20:53
Just something about the facial expressions led me to this (buried very deep in my memory bank):

Veronica : Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?!
Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Mar 2013, 03:18
I should know that one...

Direct quote from an old, old Peanuts strip back in the early '60s. Nice recall, Vurogj, and you're right, the expressions are perfect for that.